TUB OMAHA DAILY BBEi THURSDAY , SEPTE.M.BEJ1 . 8 , 1881. THE DAILY BEE. -OMAHA PUDLISHINQ CO. , PROPRIETORS 010 ( arnh.im , hot. Oth and 10th Street ! . TEU.MS OK SUDSCIUPTION ! Ono rtiy \ IJ oar , In ftdiico ( postpntd ) . . . . . .710.00 * month * " ' 8.0 Smontln " " - 3.00 EAILWAY TIME TABLE. .MR CAJID cmano , w. rAn. , MISNBVWI. 9 AND OVUM n.uinci\r > . o OmAhl No , 2 tliroitirli pwciiRor , 11 < a. m. Mo. 4 , ( ftkluiit iiasHiiiri'r , b.30n , in. ArrUo Oniah'x No. 1 , throuith jKVswnircr , 2Kl : 1 > . m , No , 3 , Oakland ( xisjcnf r , fi.SO p. m. LCAVl.SO OUAIIX BAbI OR 80CTI1 BOUND. C. , U. ft O. B A. in. 3:10 f. m. C. & N.V. . , 0 ( i. m.-30 : P. ia.\ \ , 0. , II. 1. & I' . , fl ft. t . 3UO Ji. m.1 K. C. , St. J. & 0. II. , 8 n in. 0:30 : \ \ m. AtrUo Jjt , Loula At 0:25 a , in. niul 7:45 n. in. \vrsr on n. k M. In XoK , Throiisli K\pw , 8:35 n. m. CH. & St. Lincoln rrcljjhu 7:00 \ \ m. U.I1 Ewro'n , 12'16i ) . in. O. k 11. V. tor tlncoln , 10CO n. m. O. & It. V. for Ojccoln , 9:40 : n. in , U. V. frclsht No. f > , B:30 n. in , U. I1. frcU-ht Ko. , 8:15 : a. in. UT. 1' , frclRht No. 7 , 0:10 : i > . in.-cml ront. U. I1 , freight No. 11 B:2i : p. in. ARR1V1NO IROU BAST ASD HOCI1I. C. n. * 0. , f > .00 n. ra. 7:25 p m. C. & N. W , , 0:45 : n. in. 7:25 | i. in. C. B , I , &l'.0:15 : n. in. :05 : ) > . in. K. c. , St. Joe & 0 11. , 7:40 : n. in : 6 : In p. m. \V. , St. L. & 1' . , 10:5t ft. in. 4:25 : p. m. ABRIV1 > 0 FROM TUR ISfST AM > SOUTIlWiar. 0. & It. V. from Lincoln 12:12 : ! fm - U. I' , I\IIICTS 3:25 : 1 > . in. > . JI. In Neb. , Through Exprois 4:16 : p. m I ) . & JI. Lincoln Trol lit 8:35 a. in. U. P. 1'rclsht No. 10-1:40 : j > . in. No. 0 4:25 p. m. Emigrant. No. 8 10:00 p. in. No 12 11:25 : a. in. O. t It. V. uiKovl , nr. 4:55 : p. ui. NO I til. 'Kebraskn Dhblcn of the St. Paul & Sioux City Koad. No. 2 leaves Omaln 8 a. in. No. 1 Junes Omaha 1 f > 0 p. in J o. 1 arrh csfttOiniilM.it : p. in. No. 3 nrrhes nt Oniahiat 10:10 : a. in. DUUUT TRAINS XrWKK. OMMIA AND TOLNClL I11LK18. I.cavo Omaha lit 8:0 : [ > , 3:00 : ami 11:00 a. in , ; A:00 : 2.W ) , 3.00 , 4:00. S.OOntul 0:00 : p. in , Lttit o Comu.ll ninth at 3:25 : , 0.25 , 11:25 : a. m.j J:25 , ! ! :25 : , 3:25 , 4:25 : f:25 : ami 0:25 p. in. Hunthj- ! ! The iluirmy lcau Omaha at 9.00 and 11:00 a. in. ; 2 00 , 1:00 : and 8:00 p. in. Lcn\cs Council Mulls at U:26 : and 11:25 : a. m. ; 2:23 : , 4:25 : ami 6:25 p. in. _ Opening and Closing of Malls. ROUT * . OrisN. CMJSR. a. m , I ) , in. a. m. p. m ChlcaraisN. W . 11.00 9SO 4:30 : 2:40 : , U. I. A ; Pacillc. 11:00 0:00 4:30 : 2:40 O , 11. & 0 . 11:00 8:00 4:30 : 2:40 : Wubash. . 12:20 4:30 : 2:40 Sioux City and Pacific. . 11:00 4:30 : CJnlon Padlic . 6:00 11:10 : Omaha & It. V . 4:00 : 11:40 : B. &il. In Neb . 4:00 : 8:10 : 5:30 Ouialufc Northwestern. 4:30 : 7:30 Local malls for State ol Iowa lea\ but once a day , viz : 4:30 : a , in. A Lincoln Jlall Hafao opened at 10.30 a. in. Olllco open SiiiKh ] * from 12 m. to 1 p. in. THOS. V HALL 1' . JI. "Business Directory , Abstract and Real Estate. JOHN L. HcCAGUE , opixjslto Post OHlco. \V. n. DAUTLKIT 317 South 13th Street. Architects. MUxnnnssoHN , AHCIHTECTS , . Itooin 11 Crelrfhton Ulcck. A. T I.AUGE Jr. , lloomS , CicisliUin Block. Boots and Blioes. JAMES DKVINE fc co. , Fine Boots ixml Shoes. A { rood assortment of home vorl : on hand , corner 1.1th anil Hartley. THOS. EUICKSON , S K. cor. ICth and Douglas. JOHN FOHTUIf ATUS , 005 10th street , manufactures to order good work a : fair prices. Repairing ilano. Bed Springs. J. F. LAItltlMEIl Manufacturer. 1517 Doui'lasst. Books , Now3 nnd Stationery. J. J. FHUEIIAUF 1015 Farnhara Street. Butter and McSIIANE & SClinOEDEIt , the oldest B. and E. 'bouee In Nebraska cbtabllsheJ 1876 Omaha. OliVTIlAL - KESTAUIIANT , MRS. A. KYAN , southwest corner inthaml Dodte. ' \ Ue t 13oanl for the Monry. V SatUfattlon Guaranteed. i Mc.-.l-i at all Hours. \ Board by the Day , Vlcolt or Month. Good Terma for Cash. Furnlshml Hrwimg Supplied. UarrlaRcs and Roau V/agon . * \V1I SNYDEU , Hth and Harnoy Streets. jeweller * . JOHN BAUMKR 1311 Farnham Street. Junk , H. BEUTHOLD , Hairs anil Motal. Lumbjr , Lime and Cement. FOSTER & GRAY corner 6th and Douglas Sts. & Lamps and Glassware. J. BONNER 1309 llauslas St. Good Variety. Merchant Tailors , O. A. LINDQUEST , \ Ono of our most popular Merchant Tailors Is re ceding the latest dcbUns for Spring and Summer Goods for ( fcntlemen wear. Stjlleh , durable , and prices low as ever 216 13th but. Uouir.&Fani. Millinery. JIRS. C. A. RINGEK , Wholesale and Retail , Fan- y Goods in great variety , 2cpi ! > rs , Card Boards , Hosiery , Glotcs , Cor cta , A-0. Cheapest House in thoAVtst. 1'urthasiirs ea\o 30 per cent. Order liyMall. 116 Fifteenth Street. foundry. to JOHN WEARNK & SONS , cor. 14th & Jackson Bts Hour and Feed. OMAHA CITY UIIJ S , 8th and Farnhim Sts. , WcUhaiis llros. , jiroprict rs. Urocers. Z. STEVENS , 21st bct cen Curnlng and Izar T. A. McSIIANR , Corn. 2id and CumlngStrt-ets. Hardwate , Iron nnd Steel. , " * " - POL AN & LANGWOR1HY , Wholesale , 110 and 112 ISth street A HOLMES corner IMh anil California Harness , Saadles , &c. B. WEIST 20 13th St. bet FarnHarnev. . Hotels. CANflELD HOUSEaeo. CanOcld.Oth & Farnham DORAN HOUSE , P. II. Cary , 013 Farnham St. SLAVEN'S HOTEL. 1Slaun , 10th 6t. .Southern Hotel , Ous. llamcl,0th & I.civcnuorth Iron Fencing , The Western.Cornlco Works , Asento for the Champion Iron Fence &c , , ha\o on iiand all klmla ot Fancy Iron Fences , Cresting , Fineal ) , lulling , etc. 1310 Poilj.-o stree. apl2 Clothing Bought. 0 , S1IA\V will pay highest Cash price for second hand clothlnr , Corner 10th and Varnhani , Dentists. DR. PAUL , Wllllama1 i'lock , Cor. 16th & Dodge. Drucs , Palntiana Ull * . KUIIN b CO. , Pharmacists , Fine Vhno Uoodj , Cor. ICth and lOUglll ktrCCt * . W. J. WHITEHOUf K , Wholesale & Retail , 16th it. ( C. 0. FIELD , 022 tiorth Sldo Cumlng Street. SI. r AIUl , DruicKlnt. 10th and Howard Streets. (8) ( Dry Goods Notions , Etc. 'JOHN II. e. LEJIlIANN & CO. , ' Hew York Dry Goods Store , 1310 and 1312 Farn. bara itrect. L. 0. EncwoM also boots and shoes 7th it P&clflc. F. hurulture. A F. GROSS , Now and Second Hand Furniture nod Btovea , 1114 Douelu. Hlgbut cash price paid for second hana umii. i , JJONNER 1809 Dourl * ft. Fine eoodi , &c. Planing Mill , A. MOVKI1 , manufacturer ol Bith , door * , Ullndi , inolillnn , noMoli. balu tori , hand ralln , ( utnlohlnf scroll sawlnif , ic. , cor , loJgo and Oth etn-cti. Pawnbrokers , J , ROanNFEI.D , 3 loth St. , bet. Fur. fc H r Florist. A. Donnvhno , phnti , cut fion en , yt , hoquet tc. N. W. cor. ifith an I Domtlis tire * ! * . Civil Engineers nnd Qiirveyors ANDRKW ItOSKWATI.R , Crtlgliton Block Town Surir ) * , ( Irndoand St cn o Uonmlssloii Merchants. JOHN 0 , AVIL 1,13,1411 Doilgo Sttoot. D II nK.r.Mi : ! ! . Forilctntls tccl.ir0'oiuUcitlC mcnt In Dftllv and \\tcXh. Cigars nnd Tobacco. WEST & FIllThCI' r.lt. r\r\iiul.\aurcrs r-f ClgiM indV'holo lo lp U-n In Totiicvo ? . 1S05 Iloucl1. W. V. UMIKXZKX iimnuLiLtuixr 614 10thftrctl. Cornlco Works. IVesttrn Cornice \\ortc. Mawifneluriri Iron Conilcc , Tin , Iron Mid 8UUo Itoofllni . Onltrs from ftii > locality proniplly c\ecutcd In the bee manner. l'.tctory aul Olllco 1310 I > oJo ( Street , Iron Cornlroi , Window Csip * , etc. , uinmifaiturnl ami put up In nny p rt of the eotmtrv. T. SINIKH.I ) 410 Thlrtionth street Crockery. J. noXNKll 1500 Itouslivj street. Good line. ClotliluK and FurnhhliiR Qoods , OEO. II. Pmr.llSON. Also Hat ! , Cm" , Hoots Shor , Notions nnd Cutlery , 04 S. 10th strixt. Fcnco Works. OMAHA niXCK CO. GU.ST , miF.S &CO. , ISIS IhrncySt. , Impro\c cd leu Ucm , Iron nnd Wood Fences , Olllco s , Counters of Pine ami Walnut. i , Canflcld's Patent , C. F. GOODMAN llth St. bet. Farn. i Harncv. Show Cnso Manufactory.1 0. J. WILDE , Manufacturer nnd Dealer In all kinds ol Shon Cases , UprlKlit Cased , It' . . 1317 Ca.su St. THANK Ii. GERHARD , proprietor Om\h Show Ca u iiianufaitory , H18 South 1 Oth street , bUuerii I.cavumoith nnd M.ircy. All goods warranted first-class. Stove * ana Tinware. A. BUHMESTElt , Dealer In Sto > cs nnd Tinntro , ixtul MinuHcturcr of Tin Hoofs nnd all kinds of Building \Vorl ; , OM Fellows' IJlock. J , BONNER. 1309 Douelas St. Good nnd Cheap. Seeds. J. EVANS , Wholesale and Retail Seed Drills and Culthntors , Odd Fellows' Hall. Physicians an i Surgeons. W. S. OiniiS , M. D. , Uooiu No 4 , Crelghton Block , IBth Street. P. S. LKISr-NRlNO , M. D. Masonic Block. C. L. HART , M..D. , Eye and Ear , opp. postoiUco DR. I , . 11 ORADDY , OuillstamI Aurist , S. W IBth nnd Farnhftin Sts Photographers. GEO. IIKYN , PROP. Grand Central Gallcrv , 212 sixteenth Strcrt. near Maeonic Hall. First-cues Work nnd 1'roinpt' ness guaranteci" Plumbing , Gas and Utcam Kitting. P. W. TARPY & CO. . 210 12th St. , bet. Fnrnham an J Douglas. \ \ orK promptly attended to. D. FI'IZPATUICK , 1409 Douirlas Street. Painting nnd Paper Hanging. HENRY A. KOSTERS. 1412 Dotlgo Street. Shon a-.ores. Phillip Lans , 1S20 Famiuun St. . bet. 13th & 14th. Second Hand Qtore , PERKINS & LEAR. 1410 Douu'las St. . New nnd .Second Hand Furniture. House Furnishing Gooils , &o. , bouht ami sold on narrow niart'ins. Saloons. HENRY KAUFMANN , In the new brick block on Uoujrhs Strnet , has just ojicncd a most elegant Ilrci Hall. Hot Uimh from 10 to 12 oxcry daj. " Caledonia " J FALCONER , 670 ICth Street. Undertakers. CHAS. HIEm : , 1011 ! Fnrnlniii bet. 10th & lltd. * P . PEMNER , 303) Tenth street , between Tarn- ham and Hr.rnev. Docs iood and cheap work. 09 Cent Stores. P. C. BACK US , 1205 Farnliaui St. . Pancj OooiU GRAND OPENING ! Professor Fisher , ( from St. Louis ) Dancing Ac ademy , Standard Hall , cor Fifteenth and 1'arn- ham , Tuesday evening , September Oth. Classes for Ladies and Gentlemen commencing Tuesday lAeninjj September Oth ; cliwcsi for Misses nnd Masters , commencing Saturday afttr- noon nt 4 o'clock. Clares for Families , will bo arranged to t-uit the lionorablo pitrons. Also ballet dancing tan bo taught. Terms liberal , nnd perfect satisfaction to ficliol- nra ( jnarantted. l'ri\toInstructions wil 1 > ofi\- cnotthuDancinjiABidemy or at the 'esidenco of the patrons. 1'rnato orders maj bo left atMoi Jlcjcr& Bro's. isSO-tf To Contractors , Builders aud Property Owners. The undersigned haling been appointed njcnt for the extensile iron aud wire mtnufacturing houses of E. T. Barnuin , of Detroit , nnd the llusscl Iron Foundry and Works nt Toledo , Ohio , capacity of W tons daily , is prepared to furnish cstlmitcs nnd prices for Iron columns , &c. , &c. , for store fronts , window caps nnd sills , threshold plates , wrought Iron beams nnd Birders - ers , hydraulic clc\ators , etaplo UUIiigs.lpullcjs , shafting , &c. ; al o Iron fences , crcstlntr , win dow guards , shutters , stairs , balconies , settees , chadsases , acquariums , fountains , bummer housei , lawn , garden nnd cemetery ornaments , llou or bland' ) , grai o guards , &c.f &e. . In cndicsij ariety. Cataloaucj supplied on application. IIKNRY II. ilARRY , Manufacturers' Agent , 22 Pearl street. auxlO-lm mo Council BlutTs , louo Proposals for Sewer Pipe. OCFICB Or CITV CLERK , ) OMAHA , Neb , Sept. 3 , ! & ! / Scaicil proposals will be retell ed by the under signed uthis ollito mi to 12 m. , of Tueadaj , September 13th , 1S31 , for the entire or [ art of the following list of bcnur pipe of the best cjuality and flnhn nnd to bo do hcral ut Omalia , mibjcct Inspeetion as per bpcdlleatlon In the city en- gincer's olliee H.OOJleet of ( ilntliitrinenl clay pipe , Baltgla o ; 1100 feet ofl5lncliltrllk'il clay pipe , salt-glaze ; TOO ilby fonrlnch Ya for house eonneetlon ; 170 hl\ inch hand holes , Ainu 000 feet of 10 Inch cast Iron water pipe. All bids to specify lion boon delhcrj of miterial van be begun - gun nnd eomplctcd ] > nrt or In to to. The right to reject nny or nil bids or part of bids Inhere-by re served J. J. L. C. JEWLTT , hep3-IOt City PROPOSALS FOR COAL- OITJCX nr CITV Cti-nit , ) OMAHA , Aug. 18 , ibSl. I Sealed pioposal * will bo rcvchcd by the under signed for two vccks from the da to hereof , Thurs day bcjitembcr Ut , 1331 , 12 o'clock noon , for furnishing hard nnd soft teal for the mo of the city otlicet ami Hru department , from tUU date until August 18 , A. D. lbS2. b'unlwl bills or proposali shall etato the price for BUiheoal delivered where orilcruO , and shall name said prlco without rcsiwet to nnv dcflnito amount of coal. Tbo right Is reserved to rejtet any nnd all bids , l.in tloiwi eoiitnliiing said pro- potais sluill bo marked "Proposals for Coal , " and ilcllt cruel to the uiiilerslgne'il not later than the time above epoelllcd. J. J. L. C , JEWiriT , nul8-114plbnl Iniiw _ C.'lly Clcik. AUCTION SALE OF JIISOELLA- NEOUS ARTICLES , AT OT015 AGENCV NEB. THURSDAY , . , , SEPTEMBER 15 , 1881 : The undersigned will 'ell nt public nuetiou to the highest bidder or bidders , at thunbotu men. tloned time and plaeo , the follow Ing property , o'no (1) ( ) corn sbtller , four (4) ( ) cullltatora , Hie hundred ( BXI ) fence | Kiit , ono (1) ( ) grain drill machinery and engine of steam grint and saw it mill , four (4) ) homes , ono (1) mule four (4) ) har. rouii , ono (1) ( ) grindstone , one (1) liorso rale , one lmou Ing machine , four (4)moners ) ami reapers - ors , fifteen (16) ( ) stirring | ilo , ten (10) ( ) shovel p'owi ) , twenty (20) ( bedktcads , forty (40) ( ) elialrs , cno (1) ( ) cook sUio , llvo ( Bheatlng stoves , eight ) tab'es , ono (1) ) step ladder , Illtecn ( lf > ) hogs , etc. etc. Kale to commence at 10 o clock , a in , Terms cash. Byordtir of Department ol Interior. I.eMji.LK.v K. WOOUIN , U a. Ind Aut. . M. lUitXED , Auctioneer , i Otou Agency , heptcmber 3,1881. Kept. 4. d ( it. BOGGS & HILL , REAL ESTATE BROKERS. No. 1508 Far ulinm Street , Owe * North ililo , opp. Grand Cuitral Hotel. Uod Sliirt'd Hnnil nt Poltor- I'roni tlic New York Sun , "They uivp us n little \vliirl once in n while now1 said nn old Kriu Hall way conilnetor , "but A\O'VO ( jot 'cm down so fine tlmt thuy can't work our twins with much profit. Ton years ngooro the Hush time1 ? with our nionto moil nnd uonlidonco operators. "It's a funny thing , Uut it'a iv , hxct , that thcso swindlers uro not oxiiorts from Now York nnd ether big citira , ns nny ono xxoiihl naturally suppose tlu'in to bo , but natives of the towns aloiij" the rond. Wavorloy , Osnogo , Ehun-a and I'.iiiglmnitoii are llio places from which they usually coino , and 1 think lliuso countiy sharpers can dis count nnytliini ! that eoiuei from the big cities. Ihoy prcsumo on their knowledge "f the country and accpiain- tanco with railroad men. They nro t'unur\lly whnt wo c.ill 'tho biM fol lows in the world. ' They don't caroler lor nioiify , unit will go fiuthcr to do any ono ti favor than the best Sunday pchool si.pciintondunt you over o.iw. Once wo stalled a subscription for a br.xkeman's f.unilv. Ho was killed at SiHqnohanna , and loft a wifoand four childnni without a cent. 1 had the paper at Binghamton , vihere quite a number of the boys work , and wan talking about it 30 nny ono in the loom eould hear. A prcacher-lookm * , sort of a fellow w.xi on the platfouv waitintj fora tiain. He c.nno up tome mo and saj-o : 'I guess I'll help this br.ikeman's wife n little. ' Ho wrote down , 'Cash , ? 50. ' and gave mo the money.Vlio do you suppose ho was ! John Uniloy , the woist confidence man that ever worked a train. Ilo'a dead now. Ho got an even hundred out of n granger from Allcghnny coun ty on thu 'bnsited stock-raiser' busi ness. The granger got on to the swindle at Addison. Ho just necked the fellow , shoved him down the aisle of the car to the platform , and in the struggle Bailey fell oil. Ilia father was a county judge in ono of the northern counties of Pennsylvania- , md they sent his romaiiis homo. "Emigrants ton years ago were- big game for the three-card monte men md ether swindlers. It was impossi ble to watch them because the trains Trpro so lout ; . They could got through with their business and oil' the tiain bcfoio wo know anything was wrong. 'Big Jewoy , ' ono of the quietest fol lows you over saw , was the boss worker of emigrant trains. lie could ; alk all the languages them are. His real name was Wairen Kirklmm. Ho was ft native of Baltimore , but lived ic.irly all his later life jn Northern Pennsylvania. Ho aln ays claimed to jo a graduate t > f Yale College. Ho was the originator of vciy many of hocard tricks with which sleight-of und perfoimeis amuse their audi ences. Ho could handle caids with a loxtcrity that was simply wonderful , [ lo took ovei1 ? 3,000 from an emi grant train on the Central road bo- Aveen Auburn and Canandnii'Uii in one night. Ho was an inveterate faro ) layer. One night ho went intoStovo Bradford's place , in Scranton 'tho ilajor'a , ' they used to call it and won § 9,000 , breaking the bank , and causing Bradford to leave the place. Tlio same nipbt ho was robbed of the 8 entire sum in a notorious resort in Commercial alley , and ho went to Now Mexico Ho was killed there in a drunken row by the brother of the brnkoman in aid of whoso family John Bailey , a chum and an occasional as sistant of Kirkham's , subsciibcd $50. "But the vigilance of the men who r are now running the Erie has about broken , tip the three-card monte busi- icss on our cars. Wo know pretty veil now who the swindlers are , nnd vo always keep nn eye on them. The ether day , for the first time in years , ono of them managed to get his work n on a passenger , and got § 400 out of him. Ho was spotted , though , by i brakeman , and was caught as ho vas attempting to jump off the train at Bolvidore. He's in the Stouben ounty jail now , and no doubt ho will erve the atato for a spell. "About the neatest thing any of Jio Erie employes over did in the way f getting the best of a train sharper vas 'Poppy' Ayer's capture of a "ell-known export known aa Bunky' Silver. Silver had been i printer , and could do znoro ricks with cards than any follow I ! ver know. Ho hailed from Syracuse , FI remember rightand did a first-class Misincss on the Central for a long imo. Under the old Minot manage- ncnt trains on the Erie wore mighty ow and far between , and finally Silver ot to working our trains , as the hanccs were bettor for his getting ] xway with his gains. Ho got down to Jattaraugus county , and ono night at Sllicottvillo swindled a lawyer \v out of 8100 by ono of his vV. ard tricks. It was necessary for lim to got out , and ho struck across 1'a 1'li o Dayton , a station on the Erie road. li lo boarded Poppy Aycrs * trainwhich lif. md load of Sweden who f.Hi a big were Hi joing out to Illinois. The Swedes Hib vho emigrated to this country in those F lays generally had money about them. Vhat' docs Silver do but watch hi jj hanco and personate an agent of the 0 oad. Ho went through the cars nj oiling them in their own language , j , or he could talk it , that it would be iccessary for them to exchange their nonoy for American money Then migiants did nut got their money xchanged in Castle Garden. Silver got a big pile of money and shoved oil'on the emigrants u lot of ( jueur stuff. When the train arrived in an t out-of-tho-way place , ho gave the boll-rope a jcik and waited for tlio train to stop. Poppy Aycr wns in the baggage car. Ho Baw the hull-ropo jerked , und limned back to hen what was the matter. He saw Silver jump off and start on n dead run across the fields. Poppy knew something must ) bo wiong , HO ho hops off , and starts after the sharper. 1'oppy was fat , but ho run that fellow down , although took the distance across thrco ten- aero lots to do it. Ho collared nnd brought him back to the train. He ) got every cent of the money back nnd had the thief sent to Auburn for seven years. Pop was reprimanded headquarters for leaving and delay ing his train ; but when they investi of gated the case the reprimand was omitted nnd the conductor's salary was raised. "Ten years a o ono of the boss card sharpers was a young fellow . known as'Hod Shirt. ' f [ o was from Scrnnton. Ho was the one who in vented the tissue paper racket with cards. His plan was to tot ( up u quiet game of cuchro with a party of follows in a smoking car , After $ they'd played nloiij , ' n whilu Hci Shirt would say : ' "Well , dnintno if I ain't got jus about the best littlu p > > ker hand yet ever saw. ' "Whonovor lio'd say th.Uyou coult tnako up your mind that seine ono else a plnyini ; had about na good i poker hand "a yon over saw , it MM nlways four ncca. The man that holt tliofourneoa woutdiu fail to speak out mid reckon ho had n hand it wnsn'i easy lo beat. Then Rod Shitt Mould say " 'S'poso M-O make n little hot , just for the fun of the tiling. ' "A man that holds four noci nin't ioing to thio\\'n\vny n chaiico ot that kind. They bet. They raise ono another - other , and Unil Shirt knows about when it will bo n good time to quit , and then ho calls. "Tvoqot four nee ? , ' says t'othoi man. " 'Let'.s see 'em , says Ued Shirt. "Tho cards nro shu\\n up. lied Shirt tnkes 'em up. 11'Aw , hero now , ' IIP says , as ho | ) titB liis Imnd on the money on the Doard , "what are you doin' , tryin1 to coino your Now Yoik ames on mo1 ? and ho gives ono o1 the cards a rub with his thumb and shoves a little piece of paper on"iMch end of the cml and there's n tr.iy spot , lied Shirt lays down four of a kind or a full , or anything that'll beat Unco of kind , and , before the man c.ui recover from his astonishment , ! m the money in his pocket andjs oil' the cars , for ho never fails to time the game for a stop of the train at seine station. "lied Shirt's nnino wvs Jack Drown. There probably never waa his super ior as n threo-card-monto man , either , nnd ho wns a regular worker of coun ty fairs nnd races when the railroads got too hot for him. I To died of con sumption. Ho wna n hard drinker and a fast liver. "Hut there nin't much show for these shapers on the Eiio tiains any rnoro. Conductors and brakamen are always on the lookout and thoy'to pretty sure to got cuunht. " Brother Gardner on Astronomy- Detroit Frco 1'ixst. "I hold here , in my han' , " began Brother Gardner , us the thermometer showed the usual 120 degrees in the vicinity of the stove , " , i letter from Philadelphia nxin' mo it I believe wid do llov. Jasper of IHchmond dat do sun do move. Snrtin 1 do. I know do whitp folks clnim dat it am do airth which am movin1 , while do sun stands still , but right dar wo split. Joshua was about as nigh bciii' an angel as any white man will obor git , an when ho ordered do sun to slim' still ho know what ho wns tnlkin' 'bout. It would have been just as easy fur him to have coimiiauded do nirth to stun * still , but ho didn't do it. If'Joshua didn't know his business do rest of us miiiht aa well hang up. "An' now , you cullud folkscs , mm1 Mhat 120 gwino to say. Do.in't lot dp 'slvonomy bizness keep you awake nights. Do sun am up dar by day , an" do moon an" stars am up dar by night. Do Lawd put do sun dar to thaw do ice oil' do back donr- step , make cucumbers grow an' folch up do grass nn' do corn. It didn't do any wuss when astronomy was unknown , an' it wouldn't do any better if obory family in the kontry had a telescope fo' hundred foot long. Do moon was hung up dar , dat folks might see to move by night when do rent got too high ; dat lost cows could see to iin' dar way homo ; dat folks could BOO to chop wood and empty b.ir'la of ashes on the street ; dat wimin coiniu" homo from pr.iy'r mcotin * could avoid do nail-heads stickin' up in do planks and for various other reasons. You jist take do sun as he runs , an" do moon as you fin' it , an' do less you worry 'bout 'em do mo' meat and 'taters you'll have in the winter. Do poorest cull'd man I obor knowcd was nn ole black man down in Varginny , who was nlwnys wonderin' if dey hnd a rog'lar lock on do gates of heaven , or only a Intch-string. While his nayburs war' plnntiu' ' he wns wondering while doy war' hoin' lie was thcoriztu' ; while doy was reap- in' ho wns ragged nnd hungry. Let do sun move or stnn' still let do moon bo made of old silver or grcon cheese let the stars bo ton miles or 10,000,000 miles away keep do whitewash brush gwino nn' do buck saw in good 'order an' you'll bo nil right. " Iiiman's Infant. Innmn's now steamer , "City of Rome 1 , " which wns launched in Juno it Glasgow nnd is shortly to nrrivo at Now York , is the largest in the world , with the exception of the " ( Jront Eastern. " Jlcr length between per pendiculars is 510 feet ; length over ill , 010 feet ; extreme breadth , 52 leet ! ! inches , and depth of hold , ! ! 7 Poet. The model of piovious Inmnn Ucamers with icgaid to profile has leon adhered to. The vessel has Four < masts nnd three funnels. Tliu boilers uro nrranged in two sopatato boiler rooms , so that in the event of either boiler room being Hooded by iccidont , the vessel would still retain balf of her propelling power. The engine bed pinto M'uighs 100tons. The cooling snrfnco of the condensers is 17,000 squat o feet , equal to nearly 17 miles of tubing. There are two air Blimps , . ' ) ! ) inches in diameter , and it- feet stroke ; those pumps and thu feed nnd bilge pumps are worked by lovers ittuchod to nft and forward engines. There is also a large centrifugal pumping - ing onginp , which can either bo ncod for pumping heavy leake or can also discharge through the condenseis. There nro also three auxiliary pumpIng - Ing engines for feeding the boilers , for iilgo pumping nnd for dock purposes. The engines nro intended to work constantly at 8,000 indicated horse lower , although they are capable of developing 10,000 horse power indi cated. Her estimated weight , com- lute nnd rondy for son , is 8,000 tons , ind her displacement , at 20 foot mean ili-iift , is 1:3,500 : tons ; so that nho will luvo a dead wo ght of 5,500 tons , 1'Jio cubical contents of her holds will give her n measurement capacity 7,720 tons , at 50 cubic feet to the ton , In Good SpirltH , T. Walker , Cleveland , f ) . , writes : "Kor .ho la t tueho mimtliH I Imvo Kiilferccl with lumbago and general debility. J Qoiinni-nced tnldn ; , ' liiinlovk Jilood Bittern about ix weeks ngo , ami now have great ileuuuro in ntuting tlmt 1 Imvo recoveroil ny appetite , my coini'luxluu IIHH grown ruddy , nnil I feel better altogether. " J'rlce $1,00 , trial bizo 10 cent . i ; | > 5coitlw A Tnxn Kruior. ( t.nrei1o ( Tow ) letter to Memphis Ainhnchc. "Aro you going to llio hall thi evening ? " "Where is it/ / " 1 naked My friend points toward the rising iiiooii. "Do you know the doc.t on in tlmt end of town ? " Thin from mj ether friend , for the dogs of I.arcd ( nro in.uiifold and no rospecloia o persons. So wo not out along the nnt row , dust-blown street , and our lender asks the nhoieabnnU ol the bull from various Mexicans , for ho speaks the Innguftgo and wo do not. Pinallyvo coino to a stone , flat-roofed odilleo , about twenty-four by twelve foot.Vo got to thu door and look in , edging ourselves with the ono or two Mexicans trying to do the saiuo thing. The furnituvo of the room is all niovott to ono end with the e.vi'njition of bonchoa mound the wall , occupied by the Htotncr BOX of thu MQMMU people , wuiring their soin- liroros and smoking cigarettes. 'I'lio cement tloor h occupied by three couple who nro dancing the polka. 1 xm told. 1 need this information , tor I should never Imvo recognized it jy _ tlmt name. A harp and a juitar furnished good time. I'lio three couple continuu until the nu ic stop % and then rocoinmoneo what I am told is a galop. Then comes a waltz , and there is a pause while thu dancers walk around wait- ng for the next boat. Two more la- lies arrive , which is fortunatu , for , hero nro only thirty gentlemen with out paitnors , not i-omiting our party if tlircc , nioro who would dnncu if we inly could. 1 know , Mr. Editor , as oporler of this , my that fandango , lint 1 slionld dosoribo the costume of ho lailioi , but 1 shall have to disap- mint you ; sulllco it to say they wore heir best and wore well saturated vitli perfnmp. This seems to bo ono if their fashions , as 1113" friend told no. Jlow many more ladies xrrived and how late the festivities asted this chronicler cannot say. Wo oft and journeyed kick to the hotel n An unsatisfied state of mind. The poslollic hero is n source of tor- ncnt. 'L'hu stage arrives in the aftor- 10011 , and it is fully twelve o'clock text day bcfou > the mail is all dis- ributeii. Tins for two bags of mnil a rather long thin * . Thou again thu loatm.iator sometimes ( so 1 am told ) ; oen oil'on a hunt , for say eight days 'his piodticcs no btllu heart burning. Vhilu ho is away j'oum ; engineers onio in from their lines to gut otters , perchance fiom their weollioarls , and lo , the post- nnstcr is not. The language they lise on these occasions 1 shall not at- cmpt to translate , but suflicu it to ay that they nio in no juorry mood , 'hu merchants hold small indignation ncotings and tear their beards. But vhon Nimrod gets back thuy are ono nd nil so glad to BOO him that they ergot their threats. However , J iredict his taking oll'by one of those lame knights of thu level and transit , 'hoy don't eai ry a furly-livo calibre listol and cardidgo belt for nothing. Vice a week , Sunday and Tuesday vonings , a very good band plays on ho gram ) piaz/a from 8 to 10 o'clock. 'Iio people turn out and walk around ho broad pavement. Jloro you sue ho youth and beauty of the town. IMnrdor and suicide arise from trango causes out hero. The other lay the foreman of a railroad con- truction force across the river shot a "Mexican. What has the Mexican lonu ? "Oil ! nothing ; ho just didn't vork to suit Joe and hu afmt him. " } nt the shooter lied for his life before m angty crowd , and nothing but a ; oed horse and the river saved him , lien. aMin ! , a man jumped into the Ivor the other day and incontinently Irowned himself. The cause ? Ho md just previously reduced his moth- > r-in-law to steaks and soup meats , f ow , that ho should reduce , etc. , etc. , etc. , is quite reasonable , but why Irown himself after the said icduction s whnt a liberal American mind can- tot understand. STOP THAT COUGH. If you are sutlering from n Cough , 2old Asthma , Bronchitis , Hay Fever , Consumption , loss of voice , tickling of , ho throat , or any affection of the 'hroat or Lungs , use Dr. Kind's Now Discovery for Consumption. This is hu gtuat lomcdy that is causing so nucli excitement by its wonderful ures , curing thousands of hopeless iiifles. Over a million bottles of Dr. ving's Now Discovery have been used vithin the last year , and hnyo given icrfect satisfaction in every instance. We can unhesitatingly aay that this is willy thu only sure cure for throat nd lung ullectioiui , and can cheeiful- y recommend it to all , Call and get i trial bottle free of cost , or a logwar fro for § 1.00. Ish & McMahon , Om- ha. ( . ' } ) DE VEAUX'S WASHINGJAGHINE The Only Machine that Will Do just as ia Advertised. t Will Wasli Faster , It Will Wash Oloanoi' , It Will Wash Easier , It Will roiiuiro no Mbing , It will do & largo family Washing in 30 Minutes. t Will IWnnh Equally well ! with Hard orSoi't Wntor- tilooanwuy with wash liolliritniiil wash boanls , and will [ ay furlUuK In full Aticl tliu wear of clothtaliia iuoiih. o ntcain In tlio kitchen. A clilM 10 31 urn ol tan do tliu washing faitcrtlmn any woman can wrliijj'nnu Imiircmt tliiulothoi- KAN. BUf.UVAN &hNH' , dim 1410 Parnlmiii Strict , Agcnti. Cornell College , Tlio CUHsllcal , riillo ojlilcnl , Sclc-ntllloam ! civ. Diiniiccfriinr CourBcs coinjiura laturablltli liu liuat collottua In tliu country. Hxclal | wU nutates are ili cm I" tliu I'ruparuto- y and Nornml Dviiartinviitii , and In tliu L'oimm- to ry ol JI lisle , Twenty Profoitort and Teachen. Bujicrlor Hullclln , MUIOUIII , l borutory an I , Expeniet Low , Tall term opens Sept , IS. Kor tatalOL'iit or other Information , u.lln- I'uta. WM. K. KINO , I ) , ! > . , V U-il&wSm Mt. Vornon. low . SIBBETT & PDLLBR , ATTORNEYS AT LAW , D * VTD CITY , NEB. Hpcclal attention gt.mi to collcctloin In llntlur Manufacturing Company , -MAKKHSOPTHE- Finest Siver Plated Spoons and Forks. The only nildlj Jtional pinto that I originnl linn of | ia giving for instance - Uojfora Uros. stance n linglo All our Spoona , Perks ft n d nlntud Spccil n / ICnivos plated triplolliiokncsaof with the greatest ' pinto only on of caio. Each the BOotMo's lot Ivcing hung on n scales whilu where expo d being plated , to to wear , thereby insure n full deposit - ( unking n ninglo posit of silver on pl.ilod Spoon them. wear ns long nan Wo would call n triple plnted especial attention one. tion to our sec- Rival. Orient Tiuuccl. All Onlcraln ( ho West should lie AiMrcMod to Wholesale Jeweler , OMAHA , NEB. 614-616 TENTH STREET. O- DURIE THE IQITH OF SEPTEIBEE , Our buyer ia now in llio eastern inarkota innking important purchases o "nil nnd Winter Qootls , and in order to inaku loom , wu ollui1 our WHOLE- STOCK at Lower yricus than was over buforo nttoinptod in Omaha. 1 Lob Elaok Oaslimores , all wool , 40 inches Trifle , 50 , 65 , 75 , 85 and 05 couts , 1 Lot English Cashmeres , all colors , reduced to 37 1-2 cents , 1 Oase Prints , now styles , Q 1-4 cents , 5 Bales UiiMoacneil Muslins , < 4 Gases Bleached luslins , 0 Bales Bed Ooinforts and Blankets , , - All , at Manufacturers' Prices. LndioB1 nnd Gout's Merino Undorwonr , CO , 05 , 75 conta nnd gl.OO each. SHOE DEPARTMENT. This dupnrtmont is worthy of special attention. Our stock is all now , and our prices twenty per cent , lower than liny Shoo Store in Omaha. _ Store open every evening till 0 Saturdays till 1O. P. G. IMLAH , Manager , Leader of Popular Prices. 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