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V THE OMAHA DAILY BEE : SATURDAY , AUGUST 13 , wdl. \ The Omaha Bee. 1'ubll'hpdovcty morning , except Sunday , only Monday morning daily. TE11SIS BY MAII- ! - ar. $10 TO I Three Mnntln ? 3.00 . Moulin , . . VOOOno | " . . 1.00 rm : WIKKI.Y BII : : , TK11MS 1VST PAIDt- Ono Ywir.2.00 Six Months. . . . 1.00 | One , . 'JO i : All Coirrmnnl cntlon * rJritiu ? to New * and mitxm'al mat- lew "Iwild be addrcwed to tlio llmroli W TUB lrr. ! BUPINKSS LKTTinjs AII u incw IrfSlUm and Kcmlttaiicw should Iw ad- drewjd to Tun OJIAHV ruu.ismsa COM- rASY , OMUIV. Drafts , Chocks and Post- ofTwa Orders in 1m nuulo payable to the orrfsr of the Company. OMAHAPUBLISHING CO , , Prop'rs E.ROSEWATEB , Editor. .Tolin 11. Pierce Is In Chnn-o of the Clrcn- niton of THi : KSTADIIOWK fcolft IlllllOBt as happy over the Slocumb decision us ( f woman suffrage Imd boon car ried. TUB qiicstionjis no longer whether the prosiJont will survive his wound , hut wliother ho will survive his doctors. THE failure of the straight out ro- publicr.113 of Virginia to nominate a ticket moans vistory for'Mahono and liia rcntljuslers. Tin : bankers' love feast at Saratoga is as harmonious and unanimous as the decision of the supreme couit on tlie Slocum bill , Tin : supreme court decision re.ichod Omaha ahead of the lawyers , but the lawyers have pocketed n handsome fee all the same. Tun cold wave is approaching much to the regret of the proprietors of "soda water fountains. Its a poor wind that does not blow some hat in. AM > now there is a question whether it is the real Leo Ilartmann after all. Humor says that a nicked newspaper man matlo $1,000 out of the "soil. " THE chairman of the Noilh Carolina lina state prohibition campaign com- initteo has comu to the conclusion that the people arc notpropaiol for abso lute prohibition. OENKIIAL GIUNT l.as purchased $05,000 houoo. Mr. Field and his contribution box will shoitly bo in order if the general persials in such reckless extravagance. FUANK WAI.TIIIS : thinks that if ho "had been employed to argue the Slo- cumb bill before thu supreme court instead of Judge Wakoly , the do ciHiou tumid have gone against llio bill. Tin : democracy uro crowing eve ; the luospecls of victory in Ohio Ihi fall. It is ono of the blessed privi leges of the democa > icy to crow bcfoio elections and groan aster the returns come in. "Witv do wo build railroads ? " said a railroad manager , "because they pay Iiaiidsomo profits on the investment. " It will bo thu duty of the people to ; BOO that these handsome profits are legitimate. Tin ; Br.i : is indebted to rrosidont Schilling , of the Saline county ngii- cultural society for an invitation to attend the ninth annual exhibition of that lively and vvjclo-awuko organiza tion. The fair will open nt Crete on September L'lst , and close un the 24th. has entered actively upon thu senatorial canvass with .ludga Barnes , whom ho proposes to Bond to the lower houso. Yal and his pard have evidently forgotten that the boy boom petered out at Lincoln Inas last winter when Van Wyck was elected senator , . THU cost of governing the United States does not absoih more than hull of its nnnuul icnenues. I astyear the homl total icceipts were ? : m,520,000 urn1 the total ordinary expenditures on dy ! dyV $112,000,000. Of thu surplus $73 V (152,000 ( wore paid out on the publii lobt ; 05,757,000 on interest , § 2,705 , 000 for piomium ? on bonds purchased nnd $50,700,000 were paid out on pen ) 810118. * SITTING BULL will nov or bocoino i t r ifood Indian until he has joined UK Spotted Tail in the huppy huntin ; ground. It is the prevuilinj opinion that Mr. Bull in a l > ad Indian , and ho will doubtlcs ( f'Jgivo the government nioie troubli * 'vxheio Jio is now than ho could havi done had ho remained in cults , If ho i is not closely watched ho will inciti ih T Sioux to treachery and inauguratt ; * reign of terror on the frontier , THE 8LOCUMB 1.AW- The law enacted by t'.io last legisla ture , known as Slocur.ib'shigh licenic bill , lias been pronounced constitu tional nnd valid by the atato supreme court , rrom thta decision tliero can bo no appeal. "While some of the fea ture * of thi * fexw arc unreasonable and ubnoxioun , it becomes the duty of the law oflicers nnd courts to enloico its provisiona M far as tlioy c.in i > ract5- cally 1 enforced , until the law mak ing poorer nhall either repeal or modi fy it. The best way to et rid of a bad IAW is to cnforco it. If any of the prinisioim > f this law prove to bo detrimental to the public interest or injurious to private rights , after a fair trial , the le islattiro will repeal or modify them. Thin will doubtless bo the position of Mayor Uoyd , upon whom , as chief executive olliccr of thip city , devolves the duty to enforce the laws , within llio cor poration limits. In the disch.iigo of this duly the major of Omaha and our police authorities should have the support of all law abiding citi/ons. Whether Ihis law can bo strictly en forced in n city like Omaha is , how ever , n serious problem. In Chicago , where they have a very moderate and reasonable license law , thcro are said to bo about ono thousand dives and resorts that pay no license and manage to keep up the traflic in liquors in do- fiancoof the law. Whether this is owing to the connivance of the police or the sharp practice of the liquor dealers , wo do not know. It is pieauinablo that the same tac tics will bo pursued in Omaha , more especially in viuwof the fact that very few of our liquor dealers can comply with the iion-clad provisions of the Slocumb law , even if they have the necessary § 1,000 to plank down with their application for license. Had the lugislntiiro simply enacted a law fixing 1,000 as the annual liceiiHO for retailing malt and spirituous litjiiors , there would have jheen very little kicking , although such high license w'onld inevitably build up a monopoly in thu liquor trallic. But the Slocnmb bill con tains many nmc.isoiublo piovisions with which very few dealers can allot d to comply , and moit of thorn never can comply. Sections ( ! and 7 , IB and It ) , of the act , lead aa follows : Sec. ( i. No pel son shall be licensed to neil malt , spirituous or vinous li quors by any county board , or the an- thoiities of any city or village , unless ho shall first give bond in the penal sum of live thousand ( $5,000) ) dollars , p.yyablo to the utato of Nebraska , with at least two good and siiflicient sureties , freeholders of the county in which the license is to bo granted , to bo approved by the board who may bo nuthoiucd to issue the license , conditioned th.it ho will not violate any of the piovisions of this act , and that ho will Day all damages , fines and penalties and foifeit- 'ires which may bo adjudged against him under the provisions of this act. The boaul takingsiiclibond may examine any person ofi'cicd as secur ity upon any such bond , under oath , and lequirc him tosubsciihoandsncar to his statement in regard to his pe cuniary ability to become such secur ity. _ Any bond taken pursuant to this section may be sued upon for the use of any person , or his legal represent iitivea , who may bo injured by reasoi of the soiling or giing away of any intoxicating liquor by the person so licensed , or by his aguntor servant. See. 7. No person who is holden a the piineipal or surety upon any bom given under the piovisiouw of the preceding ceding section , fhiUl be peimittcd ti become a sutoty upon any other bond of like eliaiactor. Sue. IB. The poihons HO license shall pay nil damages that the commu nity or individuals may mislaid in con sequence of such tralllo ; ho shall sup , . poit nil paupers , widows and orphans and the expenses of all civil and ciim inal piosoentions giow ing out of , 01 justly attributed to , his tiaflic in in toxicating drinks ; said damages and expenses to bo recovered in any court of competent juiisdiclion by any civil action on the bond named and re quired in section U of this act , n eopv of whichprooily _ authenticated , uliul'l bo taken in evidence in any court of justice in this state ; and it shall bo the duty ot the pi oper clerk to deliver , on demand , such copy to any person who may claim to bo injured by such tratlic. Bee. 10 , All suits for damages and expenses arising under this nut may bo coinmencud and prosecuted before a justice of the peace , where the dam ages claimed do not exceed the juris diction of said justice , although the penalty in the bond may exceed that amount , and the judgment shall bo for the damages proven. Few persons will dare to assume the extra hazardous risk of becoming bondsman for any dealer in malt or spirituous liquors under such a law. AH n consequence the prudent and ; moat raapcctablo dealers will go out of business , while the incsponsiblo keep- ! era of low dives and doggories will defy the law and run the lisk of an occasional airestand fine , . The first step toward enforcing the now license law in Omaha w ill have . to bo taken by our city council. An 01 dinanco conforming to the pun isiont of the Slocumb law will have to be passed. Until that is done no license can bo granted , and every dealer ii a liquors will bo liable to prosecution for selling without license under tin now law. Even after the council has patsee edb ( lie ordinance no license can bo obtained > bho : tained in less than two weeks , as tin law requires the publication of r notice for nt least two weeks that ap plication ] has boon filed for a license Should fhero ba objections to anj application further delay will necea fiarily occur. Parties \\h procurcc license for the present jcar under the old law vvillhavo to go through the same process as if no license had been granted them. The new law wont into effect on Iho second of Juno , and no license issued hcjnnd that date is valid. OTHER LANDS THAN OURS. England is becoming alarmed over the freedom which she has allowed her colonies in their financial and commercial morcial affairs. The greatest objection urged against the pi uncut system la that it permits the colonies to put in practice protective tariffs which not only acts lo Iho injuryof Cheat Britain but also some of her colonies which re tained a more liberal policy. Two ycais ago Etrl Gray insisted that a great mistake had been made in al lowing Ibis freedom , and leceiitly Mr. Bailer Powell recommended thai meas ures bo taken for the roasaumplion by the imperial parliament of all meas ures t elating to the commerce ami trade of the empire. Until the ye.ii 1815 Ihc power of Iho Hritish pallia moiit nver the customs and revenue1 of her polonies was absolute ; and the not produce of her duties and import were paid into the English exchequer. This power has never been contested except in the case of the Ameiicai colonies ( now the United Slates ) , ant Iheii Iho right of parliament to regu late commerce was distinctly allowed but when the object was levcnues tin , colonies resisted. In 1815 the com mercial policy of Great Britain was entiiely changed'and Iho next year the colonial legislatures Weio ompnwuci to adopt measures , with the sanctioi of the crown , for Iho icpeul of any o : the protective duties which had heretofore toforo been imposed by imperial uctd upon foreign goods imported into sail colonies a power of which Cauad. hastened to avail herself. The repeal in 181 ! ) by the imporm parliament of the navigation laws re moved another great obstiuction t hade , and Iho heiiolHs of this icpea weio extended to the colonies. Will freedom of tiado the colonies wen allowed fieodom in regulating the ! local affairs , and in 1850 , in the rule and logulatioii for her majesty's col onial soivice , the liberty of the col onies lo lognlato their trade and tniill' free frco from imperial control was ex prcssly stated. There is noliinitatioi to this liberty other than that then shall bo imposed no differential dntie BO as to give grcatoT privileges ti foreign over British trade or sucl duties as would in any way conflic with hoaties entered into by the nn porial pailiamcnt with other powers It could bo easily conjectured that'th authority of the imperial parliamon would bo no longer excited to sccur a uniform commercial system through out the the empire , except with regar to differential duties and treaty obli gallons ; and in the case ot Now /.on land the rule on differential duties ha been somewhat lelaxed. "Her Majesty's Ministers" have however , retained the privilege "making Known their wishes" to th colonial governments , but this reservation vation is but of litllo cllicacy in check ing colonial legislation. When th taiilfof 185 ! ) was imposed by Canndr some of the manufacturers of Shcfiicl d desired the colonial secretary , at tha t time the Duke of Newcastle , to pro test against it , w ith a view to its re > peal. The sociotarydid protoat , hi it Mr. Gall , the finance minister of C.u ada , said that "Mer Majesty vaunt bo advised to disallow such acts ( the taiill'measures ) unless her advisors are prepared lo assume Iho adminis tration of Iho affairs of Iho colonies irrespccth o o the views of its inhabi tants , " and the secretary yielded , A like icsult followed when the secro- laiy of state for the colonies was asked to disallow the "Canadian policy. " From this brief review it may bo seen that the imperial parliament has gradually parted with its power lo regulate the financial and coiumeicial concerns of her colonies , and under the circumstances it would bo unwise for parliamon t to altempt in any way to curtail the freedom that the colonists have obtained. The land bill , with the amendments of the House of Lordshasboen | consid ered by the commons and recommit ted to the lords. The government has steadfastly refused to submit to the mutilations of the measure made at thu instance of the Karl of Salis- buiynnd the lin\o of Aigyll , with the exception of a single amendment ex- - eiupting farms where improvements had been made by the lundloid in stead of the peasant. A long and weary contest is likely to ensue if the committee of conference which will bo appointed by the two houses fail to ngreo upon a compromise. Mr , Gladstone announces hiu detormina- lion to stand or fall by the success of his measure. If an appeal is made to : the country and a now house of coin- menu elected the liberal strength can hardly bo diminished and is HUoly tea bo increased. Under the circum stances , with the risin < > feeling in fa - vor of curtailing the piivilegcs of the upper house , it is difficult to see how a the lords can decline to pass u measure - - ure which is backed by the full force of English public opinion. Peru seems to bo slowly recuperat - ing from her desperate condition. Dolivi lins withdrawn her support of Iho ex-dictator , Picrola , and Iho reli election of President Caldeion tends to simplify the relations of the three republics. Ho is said to possess the cntiro confidence of his countrymen and will have their earnest support in the effort to snlisfy the demands of Chile. The slmpo which these de mands will assume , there inn IHJ tin doubt , is the mil render ofa portion of a portion of Pcriiviui tcriifory , Peru will have to yield , as Franco Imd to yield Ahfico-Lomine , because there is no help for it. The CSorlimu elections' will tuko place at thu end of September , nnd both conservatives and liberals are wet king hard to insure the success of rival claims. Iho contest is wax ing hotter and hotter every week. Hisinaick's literary bureau is doing excellent work and carrying on an ng iessi vo naif uro against the liberals with violent attacks on their leaders , past and present. It is dani gcrons to personally assail the chan cellor and so the opposition tactics ate defensive and free from personali ties. With a vjott to preventing a conservative majority the liberals have opened negotiations among the factions of their own party to secure united support in each district to the liberal candidate who appears lo have Iho grcalcst clmnco of being elected. On the other hand , Prince Bismark is issuing electioneering manifcctocs in the slmpo of telegrams and letters to consorvalives all over the empire , an4 pits the socialism of the state against the ideality of the social dem ocrats. There IB nothing , however , in this political ferment to particularly interest outsideis. There seems lo bo nothing in it but a struggle for as- coulancy. The conservatives appear to conserve nothing but the particular will of Prince Dismal ck , nnd the lib erals aio highly illiberal , for the i'nst plank in their unwritten platfotin condemns ovary man who cannot con scientiously ngiee with them. Thu leault of the late elections for the Ba varian nnd saxoii distiiets indicate the coming success of Bismarck in the Reichstag. No single party w ill have a majority of the votes and the bal ance of power will cerluinly leniain with the ultramontane party or cen tre. _ Oambetla's brilliant speech at Tours has attra.cled Iho wide spread alien- lion which it deserves , In it he boldly announced his programme , and declared himself in favor of radical changes in the composition of Iho senate. While strongly in favor of the nminiennnco of the senate as a nep.ir.ito body , Mons. G.unbctta thinks that both the Chamber of Deputies and thu scnato should bo actuated by a single spirit , in other words , that the party most strongly republican should bo in the ascen dancy in both houses. Ho is also in doubt if the principle upon which life sonatorships were established is not hostile lo the principles of universal suflrage. A good many people will agree w ith Ganibolta in this view of life scnatorsliips in a republic. In France , a third of one house is be yond the icach of the people. Death alone can eicale a vacancy in tlicir ranks. These lifo senators in Franco occupy a half-way position - tion between the English 'peer , who inherits and transmits hi' seat , and the American senator , win. is elected fur Iho brief teiiu of six years. The house of lords belongs lethe the past , while the American scnato is MI example for the futuio. It is safe to say that when the French senate ia remodelled , it will tend rather to the American than to the English system. Another idea of Gambuttn is to make thoonlianco and Iho examinations for Iho public fieivico independent o private moans. This means school' at which young men and women pro posini' to make public service a bnsi ness shall bo educated to such duties Incompetence would then bo ruled oui by examinations through which nont but capable poisons could pass Franco has already a civil service sys toin , which has grown into law rathe than been created by law , and vvhicl practically secures n person in an ofli ciul position during good behavior and places him in the line of promo tion. It is claimed that there are ninety thousand French troops now in Tuni and Algiers , and that fifty thousand iiioio will bo sent there before Octo ber. This looks as though Franc meant to make her conquest of Tuni permanent and hold it as a Frencl dependency against all comeis. The dopartuie of M , llotihor fron political life h a serious loss to th Fionch Inipoiialists. So intimately connected was ho with the whole Na poloonio icgiuio that ho used to b called the "vice emperor. " But i - July , 1800 , ho had to give way to Em ilo Ollivier , and was made preside n of the senate. In his first speech before fore this body ho gave in ono sentence - tenco the key to his political caroci "Political science , " said ho , "consist in adopting proper changes in govern moiit when public opinion present the opportunity , " After Sedan ho Hod to England , bu the next year ho returned to Franco and has over since been the loader o the Bonnpartists. In this , at least he has been faithful and consistent. In 1871 he tried to got into the na tional assembly , but was twice de feated. The following year n Corsican - can member resigned in his behalf , and he has since represented in the legislalivo body the island where the Napoleonic family had its origin. If the land in Ireland were cquita- blv ) divided among the population thiTo would not bo enough uf it fit for tillage to suppoit llio population by agriciiltuial industry. 1'utting the population at 5,500,000 , there arc 170 ncisons to thu square mile. While oilier countries , with greatly diversi fied industries , have more dense pop ulations , the general average in Europe is only 75 persons to the square mile. Under these circum stances it would seem to bo the part of wisdom to assist and stimulate emigration , The necessity of ovpa trialion I may bo a hard one , but it is a necessity i Irclai.d is not big enough for i the Irish. European brower.s recently held a ongiess at Versailles. , According to : utistics there presented , Europe has bout 10,000 breweries , producing early 25,000,000 gallons of malt li- uor. Great Britain produces nearly third , then coino Prussia , Bavaria ml Austria. Bavari.i consumes 54 allons per haul ; Belgium ( whoso cer is chiefly made at Louvain , here , too , is her chief university ) , 0 ; England 20. Outside of Bavaria , hero the very babies lap beer , the verago consumption in Germany is 9 gallons. In Scotland it is ! ) ; lie- ind 8J ; Fiance 4 , qut steadilyin- roasing. The past twenty-five jcais ave seen an extraordinary increase i the beer production of Scotland ml Ireland , where formerly whisky as the prov ailing dring. HONEY FOR 1HE LADIES. A blnck holcro hat has jiink msec. Corals aru worn with pink muslin. 1'ink stockings have black flowerets. Black shoes are worn \\ith pink bows. Hollyhocks mo vvoin for corage bou- uclx. Velvet wraps are fashionably worn in nidHiiimncr. Bodies are worn loose in front andaic nthcrcd. ! . _ beautiful ihunutte wears palo pink ndia muslin. Fans of corks and of violet wood are eed this summer. Mother Hubbard matinee sacks me wty- isli for homo toilets. " A hronrs toilcttoc foworn uitli .a hat hich has flesh-pink plume. The combination of roi-o color with vio- et lilac is extremely fashionable. Imitations of old Italian embroidery are nuc-h cmplojed with the new silken fab- ics. ics.Cloth Cloth uppers of ladies' shoes arc fre- [ iiently made of the s.une material as the Iress. Clusters of trammer flowers are fastened , o the sliding rings which confine the closed jar.asol or fai. General Grant nays no Lady of refine- nent will use her husband'H meerschaum lipa to drive nails in the wall. Carriage bonnets are of Sumatra straw , covered with gathered vlnte lace , the 'eatliers being of the color of ripe corn. Large straw huts worn by ladies are Hilled Komewhat forward on thu head , hut lot BO much as to givo.i aucy appearance. A fashion paper says "tempos uous pet- icoats are. docidly out of place nt lawn cnnis , unless restrained by tied-back aprons. " The polo quadrille , just intioditced at , ho watering places , is much like the old jaskct quadrille , nnd the fe.atme h a very npid all haiuln round. The Spanish boot is nn excellent tm\ ely - , y , made of black natln with luce ruflles clown the front Ream and dut-cd at the bide with jewelled buttons. Strips of lend are used by many ghls in : riz/ing their hnir , ax it does the tiling bet ter than pieces of newbpapci. Step by stop the press is losing its grip. The hracekt slipper in cut very low in Front nnd high upnn the instep , nnd ftut- ened by hilver anklet n richly-ehabed gild or let or bracelet instead of the usual strap. A XasliUlIo woman committed suicide liecauso her husb.and persisted in eating Liuibergcr cheepo. Hero in a hint for him- LiaiuU. Thu racket may not alw.ajH work , liut it can ho tried , The 14-year-old daughter of Sitting 15ull ! H called "Shu-Who-Glances-at-'You-na- She-WalU . " Tliis is liettcr than hav ing .1 -irl who glance * fit every 'co-cream tnloou between the theatre and the liomo of her proud niro who keeps a tlog. Up to the present date no bare , Bcrnwny- armed young lady has expressed the leai-t alarm overnmall'joxeven hintccl at vacci nation. And it u noticed that the well- rounded arm * nlwajH como under the scraper of the young unmarried doctor , Satin fans , painted or embroidered by hand and mounted upon mother-of-pearl or toitoiso shell aie extremely elegant. A v ery handsome and odd fan , mounted np < on ebonlzcd wood , U jininted with a repre sentation of ttecoml fan of gold oolor , opened wide , with red t.ameU , the fan Itself being blnck satin , A pretty travel ling fan is composed of panels ot red Hits- uia leather , connected by a narrow red Bvtin : ribbon , the fan helm' fastened when closed by n ring of braided untin cord , finished with n bilk tassel , and a xiniilar cord is tied in at the handle to attach it to the chatelaine. The fan U still carried at the fide , suspended by n chain , chatelaine or ribbon from Iho belt , but the long fan chain passing around the waist U no longer fuNhionablo. I'lush funs are- hardly season able , but may ho curried with certain drebtes. THE SMALL PBY. . { utttco was puzzled o\er the case of three Lynn boyu who , in a burst of jiatii- otiein on the 1 ourth ot July , broke into a church to ring the bell , but they luuo at length been fined $10 each. A Proidence boy hanged himself after reading a dime noel. . As ho might ha\o read othera and killed somebody if ho had Ihcd , the chaneev are that he adopted the beet course. "Tommy , did you hear \ our mother call jou ? " "Corno 1 Hid. " "then why don't > nugn to her at once ! ' "Well , yer t-eo hho's nervoiH , and It'll nhock her auful 'ft tihould go too ttuddent.T-fyonLer'b Ua * zctte. A master was t\plaiiiinjtoIiU : cla. 3 that the land of the world is not contiguous. After ho bad tinii > hed hU explanation he asked a Ixiyj "Xow , John , could jour father walk around the worldi" "No , sir , " quickly replioet Voiuu America. "And why'r } "llerauso hc'e de-ad , sir. " An industrious tradesman hning taken a uow apprentice , awoke him at aery early hour on the first morning by calling out that the family were bitting dowutu the table. "Thank you , " caKI the Iwv , M ho turned ON er in the bed to adjunt him- Felt for a new nap "thank > ou , I rnncr -r\t nn > tiling during the night.1 Little Phil , a bright Ti-jtiAr-ohl , ! * afr.Vd : thunder. Dtinng the recent hot cpoll Ji mother would lenmrk ! "Oh : 1 pray for nlnl" One day when oho oiid it I'lill thin ddresHdt her : 'Oh , mamtim , I will tell oil why it don't inln. Whin I * ay my irajerc , Idcsfa ) , M'lea o don't pay any tontion tiiwhtt immma fajs , coi I am rraid of thunder. ' " PEPPBRMINi1 DROPS. A South llend merchant Hull IH' ( rovoUcn Michns th ? president iMfhotwIth , " 1'or fi > edollaiH jou ( antia\flfrom Chi- ngntn Hothi > ster , whelc jails arc to let , llochcotcr Democrat. A man on a honc'cm in 1'hiladelphia .ho offers a ticket to Chicago initcnd of a ivtcnt fare , in labl ! < ! to be ncnt to jail. "Wo'ie In n pickle , now , " caid nman in .crowd. "A regular jnin , " said another. 'Ilcaxen preserve list" muttered nn old ady. It is n sorrowful fact , s.ijs The I'hiln lelphia Telegraph , that the bar-looms arc nore honc't w itli their lemoiiH than the imperative picnic , IVather beds nro not heallhy , nt lei'.t in ummer. K\eu aRoost'coNcrcdwith fcatlr ' will stand all night on ono leg rather ban le < p on a lied of fc ither * . A pctxui who fnlU into the Chicago Hicr tloeon't die by drowning at all. llo ' dead before he touches the water. The mcllkilli him. [ St. Louis Globe-Demo Tilt. If , us is rrportbd , the white house i to Aimed im-rUitheplumbcM as soon as the ircxidvnt is able to leave it , no reduction n the 'national iluht need be looked for omc time to come. [ Detroit Free I'to s. When ue sco a bi r fat man tit in a rowded htrrct cir , with his elbe > vitjntuck nit nnd his legn npre.ul npirt. wo fiigh to hink tint nature bin "polled aery fine ln > } , ' , to make a wretched human being. Bulfalo Couriei. Qunil on toast , when jou come right : lown to it , is about as unsatisfactory c.vt- iug as bacon on tracker , and not Jialf as good as li'im on bread. A cat might e-.xt the quail , but it tikes a tough man to jet away with the stuff cilled toast. Thcother day a lady begin to thank a nan w bo g.ie her his seat in u i-trcet car ; .ho car ! < tnrted , .mil nhe loll into the prof- 'cied he.it with a hang tint jarred her core ; ecth nut. Xnwwo understand why the iris who iiuvcr thank a man for anyhtretl : ai cuilitics hold their peace. j'Can't hlop to talk , " hciniil. " 1 must run to catoli tbe.ti.un. Cioing-to Chicago , Taking nih auUgc of the cut rate * . " "G-1 business thciej1' "Xo" "Why do joi go ! ' ' 'Why , It'it n tcirihle incomeiiienco for me to he away from homo now , but 1 can't .ilfonl to miss Inking adv.uitage o the S5 rates , BO I'm going. " There arc. ililfer nt kinds of economy. LI5 ° ' ) tO111'ost An old man , n\er the elbow H and knees I whose tonluroy suit wixty Kitmnici's h u aded , l.indcd fiomu 1Ci > w Jciey fcirybeut lie oilier moming and faid to a pojietnian , 'My house in the country is tilied witl iummcrguei-tx and we me bound to make. u oney. A w o .iru a little ilusli just now j l.hought I w ould run don to jS'ow Yoil ind try some of the fresh vegetables .me ruiW that i hear the pa pels talking of. " Thcwcither bureau of the Ijime-ICih lub reported the following prolnbilities "or 'becoming week : Sunday Sort of a loliday w cither forllies .mil mowpiitoes Monday Some more of the same piece Tuesday Good poker weather in the ' .ower . fake legion. Wednesday 1'icnicw in the Missouri \.illuy decliicd off ThurvKy-Good wcithei foi Wnod-pulj Miller to lesign , but he probably non't btorm centru has pasced _ Albany , rridn ; Gentle t-howeis in thewcstaccoinpinic ( "jy gentle Imltsof lightning ; the good neci iae no fear , but tlie bad u ill ha\o ca "i to bhake in their boot" . Saturday Watermelons come up Finiling , and hearts , will be turnip * from Diiluth to Cairo strong indications that hind gills in tin \icinityofSandu-kywilI huuy up tin fiio with Kerosene , with the ii-ual usult IMPIETIES Samuel Quick , an Tndian.ipolU man , hai > een fined ? l.oO ! ) for profanity. He ou h to ln\e pit in a good deal of work for th.i amount of money , Two Scotch clerpjnun of the 1'ric chinch got int i an .kngry diieuxxion of in fant damnation at a M nod in Glasgow and thence into a physical strn le , ii which one wan terriblv thokid bifoieth brethren eould rescue him , Itobcrt Hculhcad , working on a farm a Buffalo , Scott county , Juw.i , boc-inu hhooting niad .1 few dajs af'o , nnd ollicrr arrciteti him after an exciting contest ( luring w hich he liredeeral tiliiits. II had thrco biblcn onhis jicrson. Sund ty-fchool t athcr ( about to coin ment on St. I'aul'n direction for conduct o men nnd women during diunccnico' "Now , do you know why women do nn take oif their bonnet * in chnrtliV" { > ma ! boy : " 'Cm they ain't got to put 'em on nr.iin ( , by.1' Vor'S thinks It htr.mgc th.xt nobixl , thought of ii-diiciug thu tcm ] > er.itmo < the jjicslcleijt'h loom by holding a churc "Hocial" in it. 3'ojft ; > > aj s that ono of th "rtocials" they haein his tow n would put coating of ice ten inches thick on a fir blnzicg tcavcoal in loss than Ihe minute. " "Yes , fir , " waidnn old colored man , "d firs' > eali , w hen I if. no % C > U to < lo thiiich do call me .Mil-tab .MaiMm , Knjunh ; d ncoiid peah timeiwero bad an' I oouldn' pi\e no more than M'l , an' dey cill in linulder .Johnson ; do nc\t yeah I conldn' give nuflin' , an' dey call mo ole ni0'ga" Johnson. " Up belonged to n cimrch with a xtecple , And prayed in a manner most grand ; Ho chose his companions from people Who were lankcdan t be beat in the lane Hut with all of his luminous moral * , Vicoo\ci him hujib'bl ck as jt , Anil darkened his cionnof bright florals Ho plijetl on the iitudish cornet. The colored pastor of a llaptist chine in Cincinnati recently obtained permissio to draw water f mm one of the city fir iiluns for the purtioie of immerbing hi ilock. It 1ms just been discovered that th rascally nhepliird , instead of using th fluid in that manner , sold it to his neb/l bow , who desired to replenish their cii terns. A commercial drummer , in the C'hailei ton Newt ) and Courier , thus replies to th attacks of a clergyman : "you thin drumming is a poor way to get to hta\ei I think misrepresentation n worse way You areln the wuite way. A hard won ing , honest drumiuor ( and thcro nru thoi Bands ) can succeed in getting u firm gri oil the eternal throne , Lut u preacher wh misrepreiontu Ida fellou men will lind bin self grappling thin uir , " "Will jou accejit a tract , joung mauH asked nn elderly lady. "Well , ma'nnt , lepiied the young man pleasantly , "if it a good large tract , in an eligible oituatioi ! nipixi\cd and graded , ti\e minutes' \ \ alf f i om the horse earn. churtht'H , Rchools , ttc thank ) nit , I dent care if I do. I'm stranger in Boston , ma'nni ; often lieaiil o jouriinbomulcd hospitality , liberality an all tint sort of thing ; but bless me ! IneM had an idea of this kind. " She simply r marked : " 1'oor joung mini , how little yo know us Morton " Nil Dospornuduiu- When j our girl guc jou the mitten , an Jim feel jour heart is broke , Don't gi\o way to black despair , but tre. it as a. joke , ( let your health in tlrst cln-M older , a bott of SruiNU UWVOM buy , And gaily join a pinging class , and for .11 other swesthearl try. Price M cent * , trial bottle 10 cents. codlw , "W1NEOFCARDUI" four times day luaktt a hamy ] hoiioehold. CHEAP LAND FOR SALE. ,000,000 Acres , , , OF TIIK FINEST LANC IN EASTERN NEBRASKA. SKLKCTKD is AN ] < AI > LT DAT hot 15 AI Jovn LAND , BUT LAND OVVNUJ BY NOM U8IDKM8VIIC AUK TlllKIH'Amo TAXXS NI > AUK OIFKIU.NO TIlKin LAN1W AT TIIJI LOW rntoK OP SC , $ S , AX SIO rui AOIUC. OX LONO TIJIK AND KARY 7K11M3. WE ALSO orrnn FOU SALE IMPROVED FARMS IN Douglas , Sarpy and Washington ALSO , AN IMMENSE LIST OF OmaliaOityRealEstate Including IHegnnt Residences , liusinenn .nd Itesidenco Lots , Client ) Ilon cn nnd jots , nnd a large number of Lot ? in most of he Additions of Omnlm. Also , Small [ Tracts ot 5,10 nnd 20 acrco n and near the city. We have Rood oppor .unities for making Loans , nnd in nil case iMmmilly cxamino titles and take over ; > rccanton ! to insure safety of money o > nvcs ted , jtoow wo offer a email Hat of SPECIAL J.MK3A1.N8. BOGGS & HILL , Seal Estate Brokers , , 1408 North Side of Parnham Street , . Opp. Grand Central Hotel , OMAHA , NEB. CAI C A beautiful resilience lot OHLH California between 22nd andi 23J streets , $1000. HOGGS & HILL. C AI IT Very nice house and lot i w OMUC oil Uth ami Webster streets , u 1th barn , coil house , well dstern , eliailo and fruit tries , everthing complete. A desirable piece of uronert ) , llgures lovs COS i HILL. Splendid mimics lots S. R. FOR SALE corner of Ittli and Capita Av enuo. HOGGS i. HILL enuo.SALE Hou o and lotcomcrChcago ! > and Jlst streets , $5000 IlOCGij & HILL. largo house on Daxcnport FOR 3ALE street between llth nnd 12th \ K op location ( or boarding hnu < o. Ounerwll Bell low 110GGS& HILL. , lowSALE Two ncwhoiioes on full lot SALE In Kountzo & llutli's atUi- tion. Tills property "ill bo sold Mrj chiap. llOGUb & . HIL . FOU SALE A top jihtaton. Kn'iuiro of Jas. btcihcnson. ] 9MU Corner of t o choice Iota In FOR SALE _ _ _ Shlnn's AJJItlon , rtxpiest teat at OIILU bUbmit best cosh offer. offer.nOGOS A. HILL. CAI C A K ° 01' ' ft" ncrarahlo roa OHLC. iU.ni.eproiK.rt } , $1000 liOClia & 11ILU ACI M C nESIDnXGB-Not In the market rluC 0 \\illbxll ( or t , f 0 , IIOGUS i HILL. QAI r 4 t-ooj lots , Shlnn's 3d nd DALE ! uitlon iMiVh. UOGUS li HILL CAI C flno rwlJence lot , tc OALEl BOUIO i rt > .lOflrinK to build a line houso. SZ.MO. llOUCId X HILL. CAI C About 200 lots In Hountie i OALE. lluth's lulilition , Just south o ( bt. Jlirj'H a\cnnc , JIM to JS8CO TOcne lotfl are near busluciK , xurrouiuUil by fine linproio nienU and nro 40 pir icnt cheaper than an ) uUiu lots In the market. Saioiuonu } bj Inn Iris the lots. lIOOCJS L HILL. CAI C 10 lot" , suitable lor fine red OALC ilcnei > , onrrtrk-WUilaiemin 3 blocks S. K. of U < ) t , all uoere.llth line larg trcui. 1'rlcocxtreiiitlylou. twio to 8700. 1100(23 ( & HILL. Porno cnr ihonp lots FOR SALE ' uililltlon. DOGUB i. HILL. CAI ET Cheap comer lot , OnLt. Uou.'lasanilJelIi.r ! > on Sta , 1)0(103 ) & HILL. 08 lots on 28th , 27th , 28th , FOR SALE _ _ . _ 29th anil JlOth bt * , between I'arnliam , Douglas , and tliu prupoaid extension of lod'o street. I'lku rangu ( rum f-00 to $100. V\ohn\c concluded to give men of mnall mcann. one moro eliaiice to uecuro a liomu and will bulla IIOUSOD on thebo lota on small jaj luttito , and will sell lota on month ! ) iiaj incntrt.IlOfiflS IlOfiflS U HILL. CCAI IT 1W5 acres , 9 miles Irom city , rUll OrtUC. about SO acres v rv choice \allej , wlih running'water ; Uilanceifcutly rolling prrlrie , oiil ) 3 inllcB ( Jom rallun-i. ] , < 10 jur acie. UUIIGS & HILL. CAD CAI C W"Train one tractUclr lUn OrlLU inlliH/roiiielt ) ; < 0at-rej cu IHated , Lt\liK ) hprinifof water , noino iilc * ra kju. 'flic land la itll tlret claw ruli pralrio. Trie $10 > er oer IWflUS A HILL. C AI C 7M acrcs In one body , 7 mile i OMLE. e t of Fremont , I all level land , pjoduclnn licn\y growth of grass , in high talk ) , rlcJi soil and } mle from railroad an Klilc track , In good settlement and no betterUa can bo found. DOeJCIS A. HILL. CAD CAI C Alilylily Improtnl farm ot rUll OHLC 2IOaere < , a miles from city. Kino lnii > ro\eiiicntn on thU land , owmr not a pmctltal farmer , iktirtiilunl to Hell. A cool opening for vooio man ol menus. menus.liOQCS & HILL. CflD CAI C S,300 acres of land near Mil. rUn OMLC land Station , 3,600 ritar 1-Jk- horn , $3 to $10 ; 4,000 ai res in north l rt of coun- l } , 7 to 10 , a.OOO neres 2 to 8 miles from Flor ence , 5 to 810 , 6,000 aires wet of the I'Jkhoro. . H to X10:10,000 acres icattertd throagh thecouu- j.o. Thu aboto lauds llo near and adjoin nearly etir ) fann in tha county , and cun mostly be sold on email cash tujuieiil , with the balamo In 1-2 3. i ftlid 6 > ear's time. 1JOOGS & , HILL. ETflP CAI IT Sc\ernl line re-swcncci prop rUll OHLE. crtlos notr befrro offervd mid not known In the marl.it as t olntf [ or sale. Ixieatlons will on ! ) bo made known to purdiMers "muuilntr buslncs. UOUQS & HILL. IMPROVED FARMS _ , Iniprov v farms around Omaha , and In all natU ot Dou/las , h.in > y and VValiin.ton counties. Also farms In Iowa. I or dcstriiitlon and prices call on " DOCIUSMIILU If ! I'.UilncBsIxitslorSalDoii riiamand Douff. IU Us btrceu , from tJ,000 to i3WO. BOGUS & HILL. FCflP CAI C 8 but icw loin ncxtwwt LlUn OMLU of Mawinlc Tiuiplo pnco atlianexxl of * i 000 each. iiOGGS i. HILL CflD CAI C sbtiiincM lots wcctot rUll OHLC fellow i block , S2 600 each. uouaa i HILL. lots * outh ld FOR SALE I Ui'la * btri-et , bftwocn ltb and 13th , KJ.HO each. BOGGS A HILL. CAI C lCOwrc , OALt tuuber ; lUlnif aUr , sur rounded by lmi > reed rtn < , only 7 uil.e * frcta rit . Cteopcei land ocbtud. BOCCS 4 .
