THE OMAHA DAILY BEE : SATUEDAY , JULY 9 , 1881. The Omaha Bee. Publinhed every morning , except Sunday , onday morning dally. TKIIMS BY MAIL- : One year. $10.00 I ThrcoMontlis.S3.00 8lx Months. . . 5.00OiiO | " . .1.00 THE WEEKLY BEE , published or- cry Wednesday. TERMS POST 1'AID- : Ono Yeixr. $2.00 I ThrcoMonlhs. . K ) Six Months. . . . 1.00 | One " . .20 COIlUKSrONDEKCE All Communl- cations relating to New snnd Editorial mat- ton Miould bo addressed to the EDITOB ov THE BEE. BUSINESS LETTERS All Business Lotlem anil llemlttanccfl should bo ad- drosied lo THE OMAHA runLwniNO COM- PANT , OMAHA. Draft * , Checks and Post- ofQoo Onlcn to be made payable to the order of the Company. OMAHA PUBLISHING 00 , , Prop'rs ' E.ROSEWATER , Editor. John II. Pierce Is in Charuo of thoCircu- atlon of THE DAILY BEK. WITIIIX five years Omaha will bo a railroad center of the first magnitude. FAMINE and emigration liavo told on Ireland. Ilor population ia over 3,000,000 less than forty years ago. CHAIN elevators , according to the president of the Wabadi , might bo ap propriately named "Humphries' spe cifics. " SENATOU JONES declares that should Arthur become president , there will bo no change in the policy of the ox- ccutiro. . TUB quarrcl.of the physicians over the president was a disgraceful inci dent at "Washington which might well have been omitted. WHEN the Milwaukee road makes Omaha its tomlnus and the river is bridged by n rival line "tho robbers toll gate" will bo a thing of the past. THE Troy Times says thatin Chicago it is fashionable to bo married early in the morning. This gives the bvido a chance to got a divorce before night. VEKMONT is about to suffer from a woman suffrage convention. Ver mont has Nebraska's cordial sympa thy with her over the approaching trial. NOT many years back the Omaha Herald assorted that Omaha was no place for grain elevators and never would bo. Now that far-sighted shoot tells us that thcro is room here for a do/on grain elevators , with a ca pacity of half a million bushels. The same paper tells us that barges will play an important part during six months of the year in transporting grain down the Mississippi , but barges can never bo floated down the Missouri river. What , never ? Suppose congress votes the necessary means for removing the snags and other obstructions in the Missouri next winter , what is to hinder barge * from carrying surplus grain down the Missouri five years honco. This idea , that the three thousand miles of waterway from Fort Denton down to St. Louis can never bo utilized by barge navigation , is simply preposter ous. Tin ; comet still continues to aston ish the astronomers and the public. Prof , Draper has discovered carbon in the composition of the eccentric vis itor , an element which the spectrum baa hitherto refused to rovcal in any other planetary body. The announce ment is now made that the comet was overtaken by an accident on the evening - ning of the Cth , and dividing into two parts is developing a now tail. This statement may bo taken with a grain of allowance when the report of & San Francisco astronomer is consid ered. According to that observer two comets in cloau proximity aio adorning the heavens , and that it is the companion comet which wan seen by uastorn astronomers and which de luded thorn into believing that the great and original comet has boon splitting into suctions. Yon could not do bettor than to hire such a mnn as llosowator to "tako the stump" with you in joint debate on this question. It would bo u good idea for you to offer premiums for such opponents. [ Central Jitta- brook before < /w / Womtn > Kighti Con tention. You could not do bettor tlian to biro such a manly man as Qonora ] Estabrook to "tako the stump" with you aa an expounder of woman's rights. It would bo a good idea for you to hav o the political equality ol the sexes championed by a burly two hundred pound six-footer , who , not many years ago , within this metropo lis of Nebraska , pounded and knocked down a woman not half his ilzo , bo- aauno the talked book at him. Thai k a tolling way of levelling the toxoe which forcibly appeals to the under standing , and It apt to leave a lasting fenprouloii on the individual that It U a MAN AND WOMAN. And Oed made two great light * : the greater light to rule the day , nrul the lower light to rule the night. Genesis , 1 , xvi. Those great lights known as the sun and the moon each revolve in their own orbit. Doth are essential to our planetary system but the lessor derives its radiance from the greater light. The silvery moon is enchant ing to beheld but it never can sup plant the golden sun in its functions. It is thus with man and woman. Both are the works of a wise Creator each to rule in their proper sphere , Woman is feminine in spirit an well as in body. Mania masculine in in tellect as well as in form , They nro different yet complementary. Woman is pre-eminently affectionate and emo tional. Man is superior in clearness of thought and coolness of judgment. Both nro essential , and no humanity could exist without both being pres ent. Wifehood , motherhood , the es tablishment , maintenance and devel opment of homo , are woman's special privilege. Man , being physically the stronger , in the natural protector and guardian of woman and the provider for his family. As the head of the family and the defender of his fireside and his country , man by his inherent force has exorcised political power for which women are by physical functions un fitted. The deluded would-bo-reformcrs that clamor for the political equality of the noxcH , and demand the privilege of voting at political elections for women , seem to forget that political rights carry with thorn political duties. The right to vote carries with it the duty to servo on juries , to hold office nnd take up arms in defense of the country. Women , by their peculiar functional disabilities , are disqualified by nature from serving on juries. They are subject to frequent nervous derangements , that totally unfit them TOIII exorcising the dispassionate and cool deliberation that is required in the jury box in cases involving lib erty , or oven life. Married women charged with the cares of family could not conveniently discharge their du ties , and would very often bo unable to exercise the right of suffrage if it wore granted them. Even the most masculine women do not pretend that they would submit to military service ; and yet all gov ernments necessarily rest upon bay onets. ftYhat would this government amount to it it wore not able to put down riots and rebellions , and defend tsolf by force of arms against foreign invasion ? What would American cit- zonship amount to if the republic could not punish outrages upon Amor- can citizens wherever and by whom soever committed ? It is to manhood , ready at all times o spring to arms in defense of the na- ional Hag , that the republic looks as .ho bulwark of freedom and the guar dian of liberty and it is not only 'ust , but absolutely necessary that nan should exercise sovereign politi cal powers and responsibilities. The mllot box must bo in the same hands that carry the cartridge box. But .ho fact that our laws discriminate in 'avor of man by depriving women of the elective franchise does in no way prevent her from the pursuit of liappinoss. A true woman will fool just as happy and contented with her father , brother and husband in charge of the ballot box as if she hadahandin it herself. It is the height of presump tion for women to assort that they cannot trust this government in the hands of fathers , brothers and hus bands who have made this republic respected and feared by all the na tions of the earth. Men have founded the free institutions of Amor- lea. Mon have established this republic by the force of arms , and they have preserved it for future gen erations , by fighting for the Union. All the talk about the consent of the governed ia bosh. The confeder ates never gave consent to the aboil- tion of slavery , or the perpetuation of Lho Union , but they were compelled to consent when their armies surren dered. The southern women never liavo given their consent and they probably never will but they are not likely to sot up a govern ment of their own until they are able to fii'ht down the loyal men of this coutry. The great mass of men and womou will continue in their natural relations to each other and those who seek to subvert the existing order might as well undertake to dispense with the sun and lot the moon take iU placo. A GOOD INDICATION. One of the boat indications of the qonoral prosperity of Nebraska is the universal contentment of now settlers and the small number of departures from claims to other states and terri tories. Our formers have never boon bettor satisfied with the rosourcss of the state than at present , and are too busily engaged lu harvesting and pre paring to harrost bounteous crops to pay inuoh attention to delusive stories of riohot lands and bottoj time * in other ( actions of the country , Every portion of th iUU tends IU vrord of che ? ovortha good proipoots , and nearly every town and riling * gtvoa Indications of a substantial im provement and growth , which haa fet ito buta a oiT < pondlig giowlh ud improvement inthesurrounding farms. The chronic grumbler scorns to have retired to the background , and gives way to other more industrious and therefore more successful and content ed citizens. Nebraska farmers are Urn backbone of the commonwealth. With their success h bound up the prosperity of o\ory enterprise and industry in state. Their misfortunes moan stag nant towns , depressed business in tor- eats , and unemployed labor. Every cheering report from our worthy agri culturists is good news to ovcrv mer chant , mechanic and laborer in the state. It ia therefore a genuine satis faction to learn that a prosperous sen- no n for our farmers seems assured in every section of the state. Southern Nebraska will retain her reputation for fertile soil , intelligent agriculturists and splendid crops. Along the valley of the Ho- publican nothing but cheering indications of a good harvest is heard. Northern Nebraska will astonish oven licr friends , if wo mistake not , at the close of this season's harvest , and un occupied claims will bo as scarce on her fertile valleys next year as they are in the valleys of the Blue and No- maha. Universal contentment and universal prosperity RO hand in hand , and Nebraska at present can boast of both. TUB publishers of Scribncr' Month ly announce several important addi tions to the magazine. Ilichard Grant White , who has written upon "Words nnd Their Uses , " the uses covering pretty much every use that words can bo put to , is going to write of tmusic , upon which ho haa been more or loss an authority for years , tie is an amateur performer of some note. The Scribner folks have done a great deal for the fine arts and they will bo valuable in supplementing Theodore Thomas on Doctor Darn- rosch. IT has been said that Wall street is heartless. That little subscription of 8250,009 raised by Now York merchants and bankers for Mrs. Garfield - field gives the ho to the assertion. It was the act of nature's own noblemen and America can well afford to point to it with pride. Mr. . GOULD has contributed $5,000 to the presidential fund which will bo given by NOW York merchants to Mrs. Garliold. This charity of the rail road king will bo entered on the crod- t side of Ids moral ledger. OTHER LANDS THAN OURS. The Gorman-Ohincso commercial ; roaty signed at Poking In Marchlast , s now being considered by the Gor man Bundorsrath. It is a revision of the treaty of 1861 and \ exceedingly 'avorablo ' to Germany. In 1861 there were in China ID , 670 coasting and outward bound vessels with a capacity of 6,000,000 tons ; of these 827C were English , 3G92 American and 2248 Gorman. But in 1879 , when the ar rivals and sailings of vessels in China were 21,490 (14,000,000 ( tons ) there were only 1907 Gorman against 10C09 English ships ; America , with 31 vessels , having fallen 'ar in the roar. By the provisions of the now treaty several now Chinese ports and rivers nro opened to Gorman trade. Tonnage dues are diminished , in so far as the onnago which hitherto had to bo paid for every four months ; henceforth is : o bo paid only twice a year. China agrees to an improved lighting of the Chinese coasts and riyors , and the re moval of all obstacles to shipping , no tonnage duos to bo paid by Gorman vessels entering a port for repairs , Freedom from import duos for mate rials of vessels repairing , and free dom from import dues of raw ma terials , machinery and tools used tor Gorman docks , the ereotio'n of free ( bonded ) warehouses , reduction in the export duties on Chinese coals. It also grants permission to foreigners to work the Chinese coal mines , and promisosan effuctlyo protection against piracy oa the coasts of China , and protection of the lives and property of Gorman subjects in the interior of the Chinese empire. The treaty is a striking evidence ; of the high esti mation in which the Gorman empire ia hold by the Celestial empire. The applloatlons of olootrio light seems to bo numberless. Experi ments In the applications of eloctrio lighting to coal mines have lately been made in England and with valu able resulta. The Pleasly pits , near Mansfield , were chosen for the pur pose. ' They are about 1,600 foot deep. The Swan system of lights was used. It seems to reiomblo Edison's inven tion in ionic roapoct , and consists of a filament of carbon in a email and exhausted receiver. It ia essential that the light used in coal mines bo kept free from contact with the sur rounding air. The Swan lamp la to constructed that , in case of fracture , the carbon will bo instantly consumed before the flame oould be communica ted to the outei air. The oov light WM found to ba admirably amlUd to the requirements of the wotken. The electric llxht would very much dlmiu- bh if it did not wholly do away with the danger of explosions of fire-kamp. If Ediaon'a Bubdhlsion of the light It of oouw M bo a more question of time when all the coal mines will bo illuminated by electricity , and the efficiency of the workers thereby much promoted. Austria's rapid road to ruin is chief ly caused by its inordinate thirst for military glory , for which it never had the moans to pay. Since 1879 there has not been a single year in which lior revenue haa come up the expendi tures. The accumulated deficits from 1851 to 1888 amounted to 8050,000- 000 , and is still going. The deficits between 1870 and 1877 have amounted to nearly 585,000,000. Her debt has grown from $625.000,000 in 1848 to $1,955,000- 000 in 1880. The most unsatisfactory outcome of all this is that , notwith standing these enormous expenditures on her army , aho has , during this period of waste and extravagance , lost her Italian provinces and been badly whipped by Prussia She still keeps up her show of military grandeur , and is reorganizing the army with a view to having its war footing amount to lOCi,025 rank and file , with 31,808 olliccrs , and 188,107 horses. Gambctta is now seriously consid ering whether the French senate is at present constituted is not imrepub- lican in its character. Ho is led to this vierr by its rejection of his elec toral scheme after its laboriously achieved pansago through the chamber of deputies. In a republic the popu lar will , as expressed at regularly re curring elections , ought to bo supreme premo ; but it can not bo so in Franco under the present constitution , any more than it can bo in Great Britain so long as the House of Lords re mains. Hence , in the latter country the liberals are constantly working to- words the abolition of their upper house , composed of lords , who hold their seats by hereditary grace , and of bishops who hold theirs by grace of appointment. Gambctta is determined to make n thorough fight for the thorough amendment of the senate , using all his energies towards the abolition of the lifo sonatorship , as utterly incompatible patiblo with the full expression of the popular will. This change can , of course , bo accomplished only by a constitutional convention ; and it is strange that a largo number of these who call themselves republicans oppose - pose Uambotta's proposition to change the cqntitution of the senate. It would seem that the French ought to have a little difficulty in pro viding for a senate that would as fairly represent the people as the Chamber of Deputies , for Franco docs not labor under the difficulty which still sticks to our country , whore wo must elect two senators from every state , no nwyfter howsmall , or large it may bo. The French departments and colonies could elect senators either by a direct vote of the people or else by an intermediate body as with us without such gross inequali ties of representation as exist in our sonato. The chief use of such an upper house in a parliamentary body is , of course , to place , when needed , a chock on the legislation of the lower house without annulling it perman ently. Hence the senators are elected for a longer time than the representa tives , nnd by their small number are surrounded with a greater dignity. There seems little prospect of a re newal of the commercial treaty be tween England and Franco. The chief point of difference is the substi tution which the now French tariff makes of specific for ad valorem du ties. The English strenuously object to this , as the change would boar BO heavily on their low-pricod woolens and cottons , and on all cheap goods , as to bo practically prohibitory. Franco insists that the specific duties shall bo adhered to. In the chamber of deputies on Saturday M. Tirard , minister of commerce , said that Eng land could not prevail upon Franco to alter her decision , and "this difficulty had now stopped the negotiations , " Borne of Sir Charles Dilkos' recent itatomonts in the house of commons indicate that the English government have so far yielded ns to consider sys tems of classification for these cheap goods such 03 would allow a continu ance of trade in thorn , even under a specific duty. This amounts practically to the abandonment of the stand for ad val orem rates , though the government is by no means prepared to admit as much. No doubt the French commis sioners rely much upon the necessity which tko English are under of con cluding some kind of a treaty , and that very soon. The now general tar iff law was promulgated May 1. The present duty expires six months from tliat date November 1. If no new treaty is concluded by that time , Eng lish imports will bo taxed according to the provisions of the general law , which would make the duties some 2u per cent , higher than under a treaty. The advantage of position , therefore , rosta with the French , and they moan to hold it , M U shown by M. Tirwd's remark , apropoa of the bill authoriz ing the government to prolong existing ttcatie * thro months with power * wbick are likely to conclude now tre- tie * , that "it would be nadrinable to eooourago resistance by granting too long a delay , " Th * uncertain ti of the present situation must have a bad effect on English trade , as it would bo manifestly unwise for English manu facturers to make contracts which might become ruinously unprofitable in a few months by the failure of the treaty negotiations , All this tends to spread and ripen in En-land the dis position to demand retaliatory duties. HONEY FOR 1HE LADIE3. Cuffs arc cleft. Waists are short. Spanish gijdles magnify , Poppy buds for bouquet * . Satin sashes predominate. Walking jackets are raw-edged. Jabot neck clothn are in vogue. Bright gilt shoes for full dress. Puffed bretellcd finish cotton suits. Seal-browns are trimmed with ecru. There U no limit to pearl trimming. Double cords are worn round the waist. False skirts hruo not been exterminated. The hair is worn low with a gypsy or bonnet. Cravnts of white mull are used with linen collars. Navybluo Dunstnblo utraw makes a pretty street hat. Martha Washington's kerchief is utilized this hot weather. Bands of ribbon arc worn on the ami with short sleeves. Low cut kid sleeves have enormous bows of ribbon at the instep. Basques are round in front , but the fancy has full sway on the back. Black cloth boots with foxing of patent leather ore worn with silk coHutnos. Driving hats , fashioned from Chinese straw , are trimmed with mull and an oc casional plume. The best families take no jewelry and few dresses to the sea side. Their rank is known only by their carriage. A limp girl with two shadeof yellow in her dress is described by London Truth as wearing mustard color and yolk of egg. A Paris physician was given $5,000 to remove a wart from a women's nose , and ho was only tolerable good looking at that. that.Tho The gypsy belt is pointed in front at top and bottom , with the Hides run into panierj , which connect'with heavy back draperies , London Cuckoo , speakinc of small waists , says that many pretty girls who used to look like drinking cups now look like wine glasses. More than 4,000 cakes of toiletsoapwcre stolen from the Fifth Avenlio hotel last year by lady guests , and 2,800 towels wont after the soap. Who's a thief ? Dark women look best in liplit shades , which supply n pleasing contrast to the face ; or in yellow shades , which shed a violet hue favorable to brunettes. A young lady of Holyoke , Mass. , where thcro are hve women to ono mnn,1ms come forward an a missionary to bachelors , and offers to lead a galaxy , of 100 maidens out west. Cosmetics are little used on the street dnring hot weather ; heavy chenille dotted veils conceal the defective complexion when the owuer lacks the c6urage to brave it bare. "There are seventeen and a half men to every female in the territory of Dakota. " "Well , " said Miss Jones , spinster , when sl < Q read the al eve item , "if girls knew what I know , they'd take that half rather than none at all. " An item in The LondouJWorld tells how a lady who had been vaccinated appeared with a sort of little iron cage on the upper part of her arm so that she might not be hurt. This would be a good protector for some of our American ladies against police- ,111011 who lead them across the street. In San Francisco a htfndsoiuo Italian worn/in nf eighty , with silver hair , ia a pro fessional beggar. She owns three houses , for which she receives in rents 8180 a month. At night she sits in a comfortable room , sipping wino with a masculine beg gar who , during the daytime , playa a mus ical instrument on the streets. Two MadiVn avenue sisters , ono a dark brunette and the other a light blonde , are described by the Cincinnati Enquirer's fashion correspondent as so anxious about harmony in colors that each has a part of their parlor furnished and decorated with special reference to her own complexion. When receiving callers each stays as much aa possible on her own side of the room , The same writer saya : "A young novice ot a convent retired the other day from the institution , refusing to become a downright nun because she had concluded that the black habit was unbecoming to her. If she can hear of a religious order whose garb is light blue , the will doubtless join it devoutly. "When we are married , Lucy" said the poor man's fcon to the rich man's daughter , our honeymoon shall be passed abroad. Wo will drive in the Bois , promenade the Prada , gaze down into the blue waters of the Adria1 io front the Kialto and enjoy the Neapolitan sunsets , atrolling along the . " "How ' Chiaja. dellcious/'shemunuured ; "but John , dear , have you money enough to do all this , for pa says I mustn't expect anything until he dies. " John's counte nance underwent such a change that she couldn't help asking him if ho felt sick , "No , darling , " he answered faintly , "lam not nick. I was only thinking that per haps wo had better postpone our marriage until after the funeral. " MUSICAL AND DRAMATIC. Blanche Corrcll ! will star in Madame FavartthU tcason. L. J , Iforing plays "old man" with Hose ytinge next tcason. Col. Haverly has concluded not to put a double stage in his new Chicago thea ter. ter.Miss Miss Mary Anderson on her Kentucky charger id to bu seen every afternoon on Ocean avciiuc , Long Branch. It la now definitely settled that Mr. Edwiu Booth will make hh reappearance- cm the stage in Chicago at Booth a Theater in Chicago. ' A Boston paper announccu that Mr. Mapleson has nignud a contract with Mine. Chridtiuo Nilssoii for next BO&SOU iu thin country. Th Kiralfy brothers have tailed for KurojRto be gone until August. They will viut Vienna for scenery and cojtuuiej for Michael StrogolT , Frank 12. Aiken talks of starring In "Tho Mau from Texas , " a new play lie haa just purchased from the author , Mr. Fred F. Schroder , of Leadrille. It is announced an definitely settled that Anna DicUiiBou will start next season iu "Aurellan" and "A Crown of Thorns. " opening in Philadelphia iu October , GUB Williami will thclvo Our German Senator next season , and will prodnco anew now play , entitled , Kaiser , by Fred Wil liams. Jlia UCIUAHI Ix'k'ins August 1C , at Detroit , Mich. It i * itatod that Mme. Etelka Q enter' will npixiar for the first time next leauou in Boston in concert at tbu llutic Hall , Nov , 16 , wider the numagoment uf Mr. Max Straio cb. Some old violins , were told in ParU the other duy for large lurna. A Btradivariun dated 1713 fetched 1030 , and another of 1714,1930 , Guorontriui of 1781 , 9400 , and a Bergvnx , 9610. Mlu IloM Coghkn will act with Mr. WftUack'i company In Boston durin' their September euga ment although M'- * Coghlaa vjia at tint dupoted to cUnd I .oof from th engagement. * It U cfcldthat U > Dnfce of BntberUnd cot to a San FnmcUco theater fet The mn tftr returned the tcoMy b gW ) consider the party as piicit * . The duke replied that ho wouldn't use the box if ho couldn't pay for it. Bijou Herondaughter of Matilda Heron , is expected back from England soon , to aa back to the stage once more. If she fulfills the promise of her childhood , she will make n brilliant actress. Louis Aldrich'n "My Partner" company , next year will introduce Mr. CSeorge D. Chaplain , who takes Mr. Mordannt's place 01 Major Britt ! Mr. Walter L. Den nis , who will play Xcd Siiu'leton "My Partner. " "Georgo Stephenson" Is the name of a new drama by a Swedish author. It turns I > 6n the struggles and the triumph of the famous inventor , and satirizes the stupid ity of the men who blocked his path so long with their ignorant doubts. Mr. George A. Conly. the basso , has signed n contract u ith the Kimna Abbot Opera C mpany for next season. The conditions of the contract are that in case Mis * Abbott Incomes lndi < ] KMcd the en gagements of her fellow artists are thereby terminated. tMss ! Kmma Nevada recently sang 17 tiighta in succession in "La Sonnambula" at Milan. T ho performance of this young lady , in addition to these of Miss Lillian Norton at St. Petersbuig , Mi n Grlswold at the Paris Grand Opera , and Miss Marie Van Xnndt at the Opera Comlqitc , is a substantial triumph for our young Ameri can ivrtliU. MtssGrlswold , theyoung American who has just made a successful debut in Paris on the lyric Ktagc , is the daughter of a Chicago family. Before the great fire her paruntn were wealthy , but having lost iu that disaster nearly everything they pos sessed , they yielded to their daughter's earnest entreaties to be allowed to culti vate her voice and earn an honest liveli hood. Mrs. Griswold accompanied her daughter to Paris. hero the young lady studied assiduously for three years in the conservatoire. Irishmen , the New York Sun points out , are more numerous among the actors of America than theii assumed stage names indicate. George Clarke's real name is O'Ncil , Frank Mayo's is Magtiire , James A. Home's is Ahearn , KobcrtE. Graham's is Mogce , John Thompson's ia McGlory , Henry J. Montague's was Maun , Dan Bryant's was O'Brien , Kdwnnl Leon's is Glassery , Horace Vinton's is .Fargy , William J. Florence's is Conliii. Barney William's was Flaherty , Frank Little's fa Kerrigan , Tony Hart's is Canuon , John K. luce's ia Mulcahy , James Peter's is Fleming , John H. Daly's is McCarthy , Earnest Linden's is Hannigan and John T. Kaymond'i was O'bricn until he lately had it legally changed ; but Lawrence Bar rett once published a denial that ho was born in Brannigan. CONNUBIALITIES. Marie Lltta , the songstress , will bo mar ried to Harry Cleveland next September. . Brides abhor wreaths or orongo. blos soms ; a cluster of buds is the correct thing. Bells for weddings are superseded by anchors - chors , hooks and eyes , bow-knots , horse shoes , circles and ladders. Mrs. Cora Powell , the bride-elect of Ex- Governor Alexander 11. Kice , of New York , will sail for Europe soon , accompanied by her children. Miss Tack has just been married in Chicago cage , If for any causa her husband should "ait down" her will ever on he probably get right up again. The small-fry aristocracy of New York , it is s id , never pay the clergymen less than 850 for marriage ceremonies , and heavy swells sometimes give the preacher $500. $500.Miss Miss Corno A. Varick , daughter of Dr T. II. Varick , surgeon-general of the state of New Jersey , was married to Edwin K. Martin , of Lancaster , Pa. , June 5d , at the residence of the bride's father , Jersey City. In Portugal , after a widow reaches the age of fifty she is not permitted to marry. Shades of the ancient , thcro is no law needed to prevent such a happening in this country. Eh , sweet sixteen ? A bald- headed widow with , a glass eye and store teeth hasn't much show to fill when she draws to your Jack. Because Mollie Do Hart was only 13 , her parents forbade her to raarv Bruce Cooper , a young lawyer of Moorehead.Ky. The couple eloped , but before they had gene many miles the bridegroom was sorry for what ho had done , adv ised the girl to return home , and committed sui cide by chooting himself. The youngsst son of President Garfield , who bin just mode arrangements to be come a member of Williams College , is engaged to be married to Miss Clainie Bradley , of Mentor , Ohio , the president's home. A few year- * nye Miss Bradley was a bright little miss eight years of age , in the Universalist Sunday school of Troy , N. Y. It is rumored that many intimate friends of the young lady became aware of the intentions of young Garfield before his father became pr ident. IMPIETIES The early campmeeting catches the miserable - erablo sinner , who ii but a worm , A judge in New York haa decided that the revised New Testament will not do for witnesses to swear upon in his court. A man by the name of Hash has been lent as a mibsiouary to the Cannibals un der the belief that the natives will not eat him. [ New Orleans Picayune. Mr. Swormstedt , of Cincinnati , prophe sies that a great comet is to strike the earth at midnight , November 12,1881and Bin&nh things. Swormstedt should use the Kentucky article. "How things do grow this-weather , "said the deacon to brother Amos. "Yes , they do , " replied the brother. "Last night I heard you ray you caught forty fuh , and thU morning I heard you tell Mr. Smith it W B 160. " The revised hook says , "Night cometh - eth , in which no man inny work. " That was said bcfnro daily paper printer men vrero invented. Thousands of men do real hard work nlghU , and must do it to lire. It cannot bo expected that every man has time to go and i > lay keno , We learn from the Boston Post that when "a Leadville man is elected deacon of a church ho isn't coiibidered to do the polite thing if ho doesn't invite the restrr out to liquor. " The only difficulty about this Htatemeut ia that the churches which elect deacons don't have vestries. This aeeina to vuoil the joke a little. A Mahometan believes that if he eats Eork he will bu t > hut out from the juyn of caven , and that if ho dies bald bo will aUo fail , because the prophet hauls all triie beliovem Into blibs by the hair of the bead. Hence the Arab who killed the French war correspondent in Tunis lately , nearly fetarvcd himself to death for fear of catiug pork , and wai very happy when the authorities permitted him tu be uhut iu- bteod of beheading him , whereby the proplictjwould have lost hie ( .Tip at the supreme premo moment. At a revival meeting in California , held by ono of Moody and Sankey'n tsulotants. a solid and pompous citizen arose an boaitted of Low lie bad been converted ; how he entirely approved of the revival ; WM natbfied with the r vult ; hoped hit example would ureatly encourag * the other * , and wim willing to suUciibe 9500 to hell ) on the good work , If needed. After ho had done , th revivalist remarked : "In there any othr miserable , repentant , punte-proud tinner who would like to lay few vrordit" The "eolid" man arose with a , heavenly imile oa hia face , chaok th durt of the room from off hie feet bad left the infecting to run itself. DONT DIE IN THE HOD8B. Ask dnggists for "Rough on Rate , " It clean oat ruts , mice , bed-bugs , roaahra , vermin , flioa , , ante , insect * 15o pen box (9) ( ) CHEAP LAND FOR SALE. 1,000,000 Acres OF THE FINEST LAND IN EASTERN NEBRASKA. SELECTED IN AN EAHLT DAT NOT RAH. UOAD LAND , BUT LAND OWNED BT NON- KR8IDR.HT3 WIIC ABE TIIIED FATING TAXB3 AND Ana OFFERING THEIB tANDS AT TOR LOW rntoH or $0 , ยง 8 , AND 810 ran AOBB , ON LONG TIME AND BAST TERMS. WE ALSO OFFER FOR SALR IMPROVED FARMS IN Douglas , Sarpy anfl Washington ALSO , AN IMMENSE LIST OF OmahaCityEealEstate Including Elegant Renldcncos , Business and Residence Lots , Cheap Houses and Lot * , and a largo number of Lota iu most of the Additions of Omaha. Also , Small Tracts of 5 , 10 and 20 across in and near the city. Wo have good oppor tunities for making Loans , and in all cases pttionally examine titles and take every precaution to insure safety of money BO invented. 13e ow wo offer a small list of SPECIAL. BAUGAINS. ' BOGGS & HILL , Real Estate Brokers , 14O8 North Side of Farnham Street , Opp. Grand Central Hotel , OMAHA , NEB. -Kt A beautiful residence lot on FOR SALE California between 22nd and 23d streets , 61000. BOOOS & HILL. QAI C Very nlco house and lot . . . OMLC on 8thand Webster streets , with barn , cool house , well cistern , shade and fruit trees , o\crj thing complete. A desirable pleco of property , figures low UGS & HILL. Splendid busmcs lota S. E. FOR SALE corner of IGth and Capital Acnuc. . BOOOS & HILL. CAI C House and lotcorncrChtcogo OMLC and 21st streets , $5000. BOGOS & HILL. QAI C Largo' house on Davenport X _ OHLC street bctnecn llth and 12th goop location for boarding house. On ner will sell low BOOOS&HILL. CAI C Two new houses on full lot OMLC In Kountze & Hiith > tftt- Hon. This property will bo sold very cheap. BOGQS & HILL. POB SALE A top phcaton. Enquire of Jos. Stephcnson. 904-tf CAI C Comer of two choice lota In OMLC Shinn'a Addition , request teat at oncu submit bast cosh offer. offer.BOQOS BOQOS & HILL. CAD CAI C A Good an ucfuroblo res Tun OMLC donee property , $4000. BOaOS & HILL. A RESIDENCE Not In the market Oner will sell for $0,600. BOQOS & HILL. CAI C 4 ? oed lot" > Shinn'a 3d od OMLC dltion 8160 each. BOOCS & HILL CAD CAI C A. very fine residence lot , to rUn OMLC some party desiring to build a fine house , $2.300. BOGUS & HILL. O AI C About 200 lota In KounUo & - . - . - - OMLC Ituth's addition , just south of bt. Mary's aumio , tltO to { 800. Thcso lots are near business , surrounded by fine Improve menu and are 40 cent cheaper than othe per any lots In the market Bat o money by buj inir thcw lola. BOQOS & HILL. Q A I C 10 lota , suitable for fine reel WML C dcnce , on Park-Wild acnuo 3 blocks 8. E. of depot , all covered ith line larr trees. Price extremely low. $000 to $700. HOGGS & HILL. CAI C Some very cheap lota ID OMLEl Lake's addition. BOOOS It HILL. FOR SALE Chcnp corner lot , corner Douglas and Jefferson Sts. BOOOS & HILL. CAI C 03 lota on 20th , 27th , 28th , vii OMLC 29th and 80th SU. , between Farnham , Douglas , nnd the proponed extension of Dodge street. Prices range from 8JOO to f400. We Irnio concluded to give men of small means , ono more chance to secure a home and will build IIOUMS on these loU on email payments , and will sell loU on monthly payments.BOflOS BOflOS & HILL. Cftft QAI C 100 acres , 0 milea from city , rifn OALC about SO acres very choice valley , with running water ; balance gently rolling prririe , only 3 mllea f jom rallooad , 910 per ocie. BOOG34HILL. PAD QAI C * M ocros In one tract twclr run OflLC mllcsfromcltyjWacreicu tlvatcd , Lhing Hprlnuof water , some nlc ia leys. Tke land Is all nr > t-cl ss rich prairie. Prlo 110 per acr . BOOI1S 4. HILL. CAR QAI C 720 acres In one body , 7 mllea TWn OflLC wmt of Fremont , U all lev el land , producing heavy growth of gnwi , iu high valley , rich soil and } mlei from nUlroaJ an side track , In good settlement and no better Ian cmn be found. BOGUS ti HILL. QAI C A highly Improved farm of OALC 2 < OMn-HS Dillon from city. Fin * Improvement * on this land , owner not a practlwl brmer , determined to sail. A good opening for tome man of mtani. mtani.BOQOS & HILL. PfiR CAI C S.OOO acres of land ncnr Mil. fUli OMLL land SUtion , 11.600 near lUk. born. 88 to 10 ; 4,000 acres In north lart of county - ty , 7 to 10 , 3,000 acren 2 to 8 miles f rom Flor- , o : ' acrM < * tof theKlKborn , ; 10,000 acres scattered through the coun. the above landa lie near and adjoin Dearly e > cry farm in the county , and can uuwtly be wld on email coth | uyincnt , with the balance In Mi 3- 4and6vcaretlm . BOUOS&H1LL. FflR CAI C Set eral fine riuldencei prop rUil OMLC ertlcs ne ei before offered nm uui nuwji in ho markit aa raag for sale Locations will only be made ktiorn to purchasers "moanin ? buslnts. BOOOS * HILL. IMPROVED FARMS .tail ? luiproie farms around Omaha , and In all rartu of I > ouglas Barpy and Washington countln. Al o farms In low o. F r dcbcripUon and price * call on " * BOGOS & HILL. WBostnen * Lota for Bale on farnamond Doug- Ua etrueta , from 13,000 to W.MO. BOOOS ai HILL. QAI C B bnilncas lot * oextwcst - - - OriLC of llMonle Temple prioa advanood of | 2,000 each. BOOOS i HILL QAI C I borfnew toi * wert of O.1 j OMLC Fcllowi block , n COO tch. BOOOBAIULL. CAI C ' Voalooas k > to ton * Kd OALC PoogU Mmt , b tweea 18th BOGOSJiUILL. otJy f 'aooctf ft HIUU ,