THE DAILY BEE
E. BOSEWATER ; EDITOR ?
WAIL % TEEET baa started out to
conquer Mexico , and proposes to sub
jugate the greasers with 8125 000,000
of railroad Iron.
SINCE the nomination of Robert
son for the New York custom house
Conkling declares that Stanley Mat
thews seat to the supreme bench ar
slimmer that ever.
THOSE New York nominations mak
It difficult to-tell whether Presiden
Garfield is owned by.- the Stalwart * o
the Independents. It looks very mud
as if he was owned solely by Genera
Garfield.
ENGLISH snobbery is fairly tearing
it's hair over the thongbt that Amerl
ca hae refused to extend social recog
nition to Bernhardt and have shown a
higher sense o ! _ propriety than the
swells ond6owagers of "English high
life. S uch a cut comlag from a people
who are looked upon .socially as un
derbred and vulgar , Is causing Eng
land to eit in the ashes of humiliation
HASOLLL has inserted his registra
tion notice In the Omaha Republican.
Now wo will venture to assert tha
the Republican hasn't seventy-fivi
subscribers in the whole watd am
this is the reason Hascall takes .pains
contrary to law to publish his 'notice
where it won't be seen. This Is the
legacy which GovernorNance has
given to the people of Cmaha as a
registrar.
i inftnodncw
life IntD the state department 'His
state papers on the pork question
have been much admired by foreign
journals , and his latest move is to
furnish China with one of our -beet
commodoxci , who.Is to reorganize the
Chinese navy andlncrease Americsn
influence in the Flowery Kingdom.
The secretary may not beanie' toTrrite
as locg sentences as Mr. Evarts , but
he puts fully as much snap into , his
shorter ones.
WHILE . Great . Britain ia In great
.w * IK W < '
glee over th'announcement thaF a
small-surplus "will remain 'at the 'end
of the fiscal year , Americans can crow
over the fact that the surplus revenue
of the government for the balance of
the present fiscal .year ia estimated.at
55,000,000 , Of this sum $8 000,000
will be required for the .sinking fund ,
The remaining$37 , )00,009 ) will be ap-
plien to the .purchase of bonds.
ArrEB.forly-mne.dayB4)f ) trial Kal
loch , the mnrderar of Charles Do
Young , has been acquitted. This is a
shameless subversion of justice. The
killing of the .editor of. the San Fran
cisco Chronide was cold blooded and
deliberate murder , and the testimony
adduced nt 'the trial , which made the
act self-defense , was collected
frcm the alums and dens ol
San Francisco , .and sworn to
by perjured villiaasvThe end.bf the
affair haa > notyet come and if-the gen
eral impression is correct : K&lloch will
yet fool thevengeance of the friends
of his victim. Both the Hallochs ,
father and son , are preachers and pol
iticians. Turn a preacher into poli
tics and the result is invariably "a hard
case.
the paople ol
Omaha will , be .called upon to pnt.in
nominatien six members of the board
of education. Into the.bands of thoBe
six men { .will be given , the selection of
teachers , the making of necessary
changes in the course -of-study-and
text books the erection-of
, new build
ings , the Investment of onr school
fund , and a general 'supervision over
the educational interests of onr
rapidly growing.city. The new char
ter has madewveral important
changes inlhe method of .school ad
ministration In Omahaand , the board
of education , .to'be elected at the
coming election , 'will be 'the first to
pat tbwe provisions 1nt6 active.opera-
- * 1 * K i
tlons. i . , . . ,
Undertfeete".circnratances 'it'
highest -Importance that
k of % T - - best-candidates
none but t 9 TI / lnn. The
iball be1 fair feto-SoarfBaw. „
new school bowdj rnnst be we t w'
i-elllgeace * , of * edao tloB , and of ex'
ecutlve ability. Aslong.sa , they jwe-
B H these ewential quElifioatkws our
holers' will not enqoireloo closely into
tbeVpaHy affiliations. 'They will not
djemand thek vkw8upon the tariff or
force them to exprcM'tkeir WHmKieBM
upon tbe soutnern questloB. It'&akea ,
no difference to jiarenta in. Oman *
wkethet a majority of the board of
education are democrats or republl-
whether they are honeatand _ fficlent
men or not.
becawe
ieacy. WeU
tkat ;
for kU err of
O , * nd
ublin wiU
But
gong
by tke Omana R fcai
arise would prove. aoMfM
& toll Brooks
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KB ofitsmd oat
rows , itab
ed to the
and4ill .
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Mr.
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* * l PportrPaidaok , TrosM. h&Te
-credit Mr.
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Bteeta
XM ef epo.ieB. He
. in 1877
to I
Ima
* * ;
convinced that the anti-monopoly ele
ment of the republican party WM right
and that he waa enlisted la a bad
cause. So much the worse for a man
who for a few paltry dollars will sell
himself son ! and body. Bat we shall
not be surprised if this political bar-
lot Is given , a place to which
men who hare dared and risked
their all in politics for years In oppos
ing monopoly rale In Nebrtska are
justly entitled. It.has been the prac
tice of Nebraska congressmen to conciliate -
ciliate and reward their enemies at the
expense of their friends. And this
is why no senator has ever been re-
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elected in Nebraska.
publish another letter from
Mr. Hedde , of Grand Island , on the
necessity of "organized , opposition to
the inroads on personal libertyby the
.prohibitionists. Mr. Hedde admits
that the material interests of our city
may be seriously endangered by , ( he
keepers of low groggerlee' and. dens
acting In concert with bummers and
vagrants" our primaries - and
elections. He thinks however
that 'tnls claw of voters may readily
be controlled by the Her/s , Mela's and
Urug'e , who have large property in
terests in Omaha , and would not wish
to have our city governed by
shysters , blacklegs and jobbers.
It is to be "hoped they may
be able to do so , but we fear
their efforts to prevent 'disreputable
.men from forcing themselves to the
front as candidates for Mayor , Police
Judge and Councilmen .through the
backing , of the liquor dealers ,
will not prqve successful. If
they succeed ifwill beihe death knell
of 'the entire license system. It will
force all respectable people who are
not interested"Jn the liquor traf
fic and rhose property inter
ests tare jeopardized by the
hoodlums and corrupt jobbers , to
array themselves against them. We
shall soon see whether. tKe Omaha
Liquor Union has the ability and good
sense ; tp push .baek"She- shysters and
professional politic 1 bummers-who
are trying to climb Into office over
their backi.f5Ef UJey glyeju good and
honest men I thev. will Laveihe sym
pathy of all other classes of business
.who know very well tnat Omaha owe *
much of. her .prosperity .io'the Der's ,
Metz's and Krug's.
THE republican primaries are called
for nert Tuesday evening , and it is to
be hoped that the 'republican mer
chants , mechanics and -laboring men
of Omaha will take an active interest
in the selection of delegates the
city convention , and in the nomina
tion of warS councilmen. The
councilmen at large , will , of coarse ,
be combated by the city convention ,
but -depends very much as to whom
the'city convention nominates as to
whether they will be elected. This
paper lias no great amount of respect
for or confidence In the sys
tem ! , of primaries as conducted.
in Omaha and Douglas county.
We reserve ifor ourselves the same
privilege which we have exercised
heretofore of chosing bad men who
pick the primaries with repaaters and
bummers. In the coming city elec
tion it is decidedly more important
that we should elect respectable and
honest men than that they should be
ropublicuuror democrats. All things
being equal , we should prefer to sup
port and .elect republicans and we
therefore " urge that -every republican
tax payer in Omaha take
the time necessary for personal at
tendance at .the polls. We should
deplore the necessity of opposing re
publicans candidates , but unless the
conventions nominate men to whom the
community can afford to trust it's vast
interests we may be forced to advocate
another Citizens' Movement irrespec
tive of patty :
'Or ' three days sgo we received
a-copy of the'annual report of the sec
retary of state which contains a great
deal of'valuable information and might
aavo saved the -state thousands and
thousands of dollars If it had only
jeen ylaced In 'the hands of the legis-
ture wfren It .was last in session.
There's a good deal of method in the
delay of these" public documents.
Svery time a legls atore 'meets , the
rate printer atLlneoln pleads inability
to f urnUhjthB printed doctTxneBts aoch
u the uilt ° r'a nd ecrBtary .
reports before or during the
> f the legislature. Taey we
jrowded with work just bent that
ime , and they always will ba s long
jobbers and public thieves , who
ire and thrive upon the tax payers of
hls state , subsidize the Lincoln Jour *
lal'ccmcera to keep back the reporte
) f-rtate officers. When tHe legisla
ture doer ; meet , niae-tenths of the
members hsTe no' means of
ucertalnlng IitrW * o r public
Institutions are managed' , and trhat
ifeMta to run them. The'only In-
IwiMtloQ they get is fronf'el3 and
iwsiky-reports printed two yeaTtflJe-
bjr rhich cover a period two yean ?
prlo io the time of their issue. , They
are told these institutions have RTOWB
and the expenses have multiplied co
that DO retrenchment possible.
This system of Jobbery nd robbery
will cbatinse so long as.the present
printing ring , of which the Lincoln
Journal is the head , and the Omaha
Berate is the t il , controls the state
Tiextty co kcU , bewdes con
ibe froeecdi of the general
Hch.MSOMta to ovet.fSO ,
000 , wHl bftve $100,000 IB wwer
Mfcis to dkpoM of. Will our citizens
t ftoch a Jarge SHEET in tie hands
who mre-orgaHWBg. raid
a tax-payer * . " "
KBIT it before , ihe. tax-payers of
Omaha that over f250,000will.be.ex -
peadednext 7 * rby the city council
aad boari. ot edaoLtion.
f
THE extra BewSori boom" k'dead'sad
Washu ten boardiag hos keepers
and sundry Hicawbes ale chief
mourners.
It was Artemas Ward , who s id that
ther * ere two thb gs ia thk world for
wMob fiy WJe k ever prepared twin * .
A OHOHTJS OF CANDIDATBa '
OVEBDT'84.
What care I how the winds may blow
, At last Tve got the station.
In which I'm solid sure to ran
The whole administration ,
And lay the wires in ' 84
To get the nomination.
And Conkling over my success
Of course is nearly crazy ,
His Senatorial gobbling now
May make spectators mazy ;
Bat no mare turkey cock forme ,
You bet I am daisy.JAMES
JAMES G. BLAIXE.
A GREAT FIXAXCIER.
Of all the men in public life
There's none you'll find more wary '
Than I , my father's son , and though
Opinions widely vary
On many points , yet all admit
Tma big Secretary.
Though Charlie Foster laid me out
Xafityear _ in the com ention ,
And Jimmy Garfield planned the job
A fact I bate to mention
I'll take ths cake in ' 84.
At least that's my Intention.
JOHJJ
A BUBAl GEXTLEiCAr.
I am an hone = t granger chap
That hails from Minnesota ; „ . ,
JEJore that State so desperate well
I think I hadn't ooghter.
I actually prefer her to
My firstborn eldest daughter.
In things political I know
Just now towork tbe racket ,
The Presidency is my same ,
"What riatriot wouldn't take it !
Til hare it , boys , so bet your coin
As high as you can stake it
WILLIAM WISDOM.
A STOCK TJP O EXTLEUAX.
Trom heights far up I look me down
On "Windoza and the rest ,
But in their strife for place and power
Of coarse I take no rest ;
How could I when I know so well
My chances ore the best ; .
Ill be next President , of coarse ,
There's none like me can awe so ;
There's none can rile tbe rebels np
And lay down tbe law BO ;
The women gush about my curls
And rare about my torso.
BOSCOE COKKLIXQ.
THE SON OF HIS FATHEB.
Iam tbe son of Abraham ,
There's no one can deny it ; .
I like a cabinet posuh ,
Although I wouldn't buy it ,
But since they force iton me , who
"I don't object to try it.
They . .buckle fortune on my back
Almost enough to floor 'me ,
But let them fill it higher still-
Honors can never bora me ; _
four Tears from now I may tit where
My father sit before me.
EOBEBT LnrcoLN.
ON WHO HAS THE CALL.
They are a clever lot of lads' , '
No smarter men or tougher , '
These statesmen I have picked upon
With me to role and suffer ;
TKe saddest thing is that they all
Think that Jimmy A.'s a duffer.
Perhaps I am , but on one point
TheyVeJnst a little fudoUy ,
The lucent current of their minds
I think runs rather mnddly ;
The nominee in ' 84
"Will be your Uncle Dudley.
JAMES A. GABFIELD.
[ Boston limes.
CONN.UBIALITIES.
The .engagement of Herbert Gladstone -
stone , the son of the''premier , and
Miss Tallemacb , is , announced in
London.
The wedding of LUta , the prima
donna , aud Harry Cleveland , it is
authentically reported , is to take
place eatly in May.
Thirty days after a Michigan man
got a divorce from his wife to marry
one-with a handsomer face , the wo
man fell heir to § 287,000. You bet
that ex-husband feels like a man with
the jumping toothache.
The son .of a Baptist minister of
Youngstown , Ohio , married the
daughter of a prominent Jew at Mount
Gilead , Ohio. There was.groat oppo
sition on the part of the families of
both , but they finally gave their con
sent to the match.
Mr. J.W. . Simonton , of the New
'York- Frets Association , set an exam
ple to husbands cordial to see last
week. He was married In. the after
noon , immediately took hla bride
to Philadelphia to. hear him lecture.
' ' 1'here was a man that got in the first
lecture , anyway , " remarks Johnny
Bou-jnot. -
George Thomss 'was to wed Annie
Severn in Cairo last September , but
two d.j3 before the date fixed he
broke his leg In January they tried
It again and she broke her arm. They
were to make a third trial on 'he
15th of this month , but on the 7th
George broke bis neck. And now the ,
; irl ia heartbroken .
Hezekiah Sturgcs 'was 62 years old
when he married Miss Belknap at.
Zanesville , Ohio , and she was 20. He
had $150,000 , and she had no money
at alL Before the ceremony he in
sinuatingly asked her to sign a docu
ment allowing her , he said , $500 a year
for pin money ; but ho did not explain
that by so doing elie relinquished all
claim on his estate after his death.
She has just discovered that factafter ,
being his wife ten years and at last
becoming his widow.
SONBY FOR THE LADIES.
Plaids are still in fashion.
NewTeila have chenille dots.
Roman sashes are again fashion
able.
able.The
The new dark red Is called G'l
.Bias.
.Bias.Strings'
Strings' are very wide on the new
benne ta.
Passementerie entirely of it eel
beads is new.
Old gold color is superseded by
maize yellow.
Lace rahU wjll be as popular as they
were last year.
Flowera and feathers are mingled In
bonnet trimmings.
All neck arrangements of lace and
muslin are fashionable.
New eprinc straw bonnets are shown
In'colors to match costumes.
1Mef ? Gainsboro hat has -its 'wide ,
soft ttrira'onwired this\seuon. \
The ew bonnets are large , small
and mediwa > te ait all faca * . .
ladies who ssed to wear five and a
naif kid gloves now ask for sixes. -
Lisle-threaci glove * will supersede
kid "with 'the approach of , watm
-weather.
&
Cabinet clocks have little shelves at
the sides for holding sin ill articles cf
value.
Knife and box pleatlnga , laid three
acd five doable , trim the bottoms oi
'
new dresse * . *
Deep cuSs cf lace or of linen trim
med , with lace are again worn outside
of tight sleeves.
' ' embroidered
Figured Swias'mus-Hns'and
ered French organdies will be mach
worn this summer. *
: Mr. Worth , of Tarii , predlctsftha'
American , silks , will.soon , supersede
those ; of "French mannfaolare.
The -New York -Mail says the only
remedy for ailady of short stature is.
to get spliced aasocnw possible. j
The spring'"bonnets have strings ,
ofjribbon tbthea that are not intend ?
ed to be tied'-f Thfeik tOalkw. : fra
exercise fUfe&'jawi tf * * if.t 1
Dove-colored silk stockings , em
broidered in colors to match the toil
et , are the very latest novelties in
French hosiery.
.Newly imported costumes are not ,
boufiant in.effect about the hips , bat
narrow , plain , and clinging around-
the lower portions of the , skirts.
New linen collars'are straight bands ,
like those worn by clergymen , but are
made to lap in front , finished with a
curve and fastened by a gold button.
The Philadelphia Sun having said
that a Chicago girl recently swallowed
a horse shoe , bat the horse escaped.
The St. Louis Spirit says : "Hum !
horse must have been" tied to an iron
post with a long chain. "
Chenille Sewers and foliage are very
fashionable ; they are need for coiffures
and the trimmfne of bonnets , " and'are
especially pretty and effective when
twisted among the braids and coils of
the hair.
Women are such inconstant creat
ures. We heard a young lady remark -
mark rather inelegantly it must ba-
confessed that she hated "that
Biggs fellow , he is such a soft cake ! "
Well , in less than three months she
took the cake Boston Transcript.
Tve had enough of kisses , I've got
enough , of love ! oh , give me back my
old slouch hat ! my comfortable glove I
take off this coat that fits ; so tight ! oh
let me muss my hair I there's balm in
Gilead yet I hope , "God bless the
happy pair ! " Philadelphia San.
"Queen's Hair , " "Stifled Sighs , "
"Indiscreet Murmurs , " "Vain Desires -
sires , " "Heavy Eyes" and'"Needless '
Hegrets" are of the names of the new
colors in Paris this spring. The *
"Blush to Murmur" bonnets are ex
pected to be the rage.
A Whitehall , N. Y. , lady ran her
last year's bonnet 'through a clothes-
wringer , and now she. . has the most
stylish hat in town. The ribbons and
trimmings resemble watered silk , with
smashed soap-bubbles on the strings ,
and miniature snow-balls of starch
clinging to the tips of the feathers.
When it was discovered that the
young women of the Louisville Fe
male high school , who were engaged
in the publication of a school uaper ,
were making , personal solicitations
among business men for advertise
ments and subscriptions , and were not
only offering jewelry as an inducement
for patronage , but wera bestowing
kisses where kisses would win. a cus
tomer , the authorities of the school
put their veto upon the project.
The glass dress that is being manu
factured in Pittsburgh 'for Miss Da
venport , the actress , will be completed
next week. It Is composed of clear
glass- drawn out into fine gossamer-
like filaments. Those who t < ave seen
itsay i $ is almost impossible to distin
guish the material from French satin.
If anything , its lustre is more brilliant.
It hasi a longprincesse trail of one solid
Siece of woven glass , and is elaborate-
/ trimmed with glass lace , which is
an exact reproduction of-bid point. It
is cut aurplieso at the neck and joined
at the shoulders with corded glass , al
together making a magnificent effect.
It will cost about $300. It Is said
Misa Morris has expressed a .wish fee
a glass. . dress , , and is willing , to ' pay
Sl,000iforit. .
IiEARN PROM YOUR ENEMIE3.
' GRAND-ISLAND , March 25 , ' 81.
To the Editor of Tiis 'fizz :
There seems to be not much of a
discrepancy , between your'a and our
views on temperance .legislation and
woman suffrage. The only real dif
ference between as , if I understand
you right , is in regard to the time
when action- , rather , preparation
'or action , has to be commenced. We
think the time has come now ; we
lave commenced to act , and _ ( shall dose
so in future. Independent men will
disagree about such minor points. If
yon will wheel Into line at a later
time you may do some good service
yet.
yet.This
This senseless "high license"- law ,
which in reality is a prohibition law
in disguise ( as it virtually makes it
impossible to obtain a license ) , and
the woman suffrage amendment is the
result of the long continued efforts of
well regulated temperance and woman
suffrage organizations , spread over the
whole ; country , kept together by obed
ience snd acting in concert under
common leaders. It baa taken them
years to complete their organizations
ind to prepare for the work , which
they all .of > a sudden have done in our
state , , in Kansas and other states ; and
which they .even have tried to do .in
the congress of the United- States :
They made a sudden attack on our dis
organized liberal.elements , took them I
Dy surprise , and defeated them , when \
in the last moments they mado. a '
stand. The defeat was the well de
served result of energetic and , well :
concerted action of'the ' < enemy , and of :
; he miserable and helpless disorgan *
zation In oar own camp. Every lu-
ttlligant .observer can.see this clearly.
Now-why not learn fronrourenemy ? i
The enemy , though not -wise at all for
eglslative purposes , is cunning and. i
understands the tricks of the world ,
eadirg to success. He teaches us ,
unite and strengthen your forces by.
organizing them ! Oommenca work
early , and work CDntinnally and oner3 3 I
geticallv ! If we follow hia lessons j
; uccc-s3 will be oars , if not , it will be f
theirs.
There is no reason to be ashamed of
earning from 'our enemies. Greater
men than we are , have in that , way
earned to conquer , and they were
troud of doing s'o.
If we had learned this lezson ear-
ier and had.commenced our -work one
or two yean ago , we would have beoa
spsred a defeat and the disgrace of
laving on oar statute b6oka "dead
etters , " and worse than that , a law
which , as you fear , will create "law-
essness. " Whether the danger , of
whichcyon speak , that a low whisky
element .will control jour elections ,
Is bo great as yon seem to believe' , 1
don't ( know , but I 'believe ' that men
ike Iler , Metz , Krug and. other re
spectable , citizens , which are at the.
lead of your Merchants and Manu-
'scturera' naibn , should be unable to '
control such an element.- And if ,
notwithstanding , soeh .danger . should ,
exist , It would be another strong argur
ment in favor of my proposition , that
all the good citizens , without regard to
party lines , should organize and use
ielr influence to protect our liberty
gainst the , despotisms of any fanatics ,
may they be drank with whisky or
crazed on water.
Here in Grand Island all the liberal
men who. have no interest in the liquor
'
traffic , have jolued'together and form
ed the association of the "Sons of Lib-
> riy" just for the'pnrpoae of. working
n time for the hitherto neglected de-
ense of our liberty. The organiza-
ion is entirely separate from the Jiquor
dealers league , , aud is doubtless strong
enough to prevent all lawlessness and
o see good and respectable men elect
ed foroar city offices ; Though we
iomparatively have as many and per-
lips more saloons than you In Omaha ,
here is not the least bit of ' 'danger
lere that they , in bur city election ,
will have any undue influenca
Tie only danger , I see , is in the
'
( ollllcal . .slowness 'and laziness of , ao
naty of bur 'good citizens , 'who' are
ncHuedrtoTalwaya delay'until to-mor
'aw the work they ought to do to-day ,
f tn public affairs they would be
actuated by the same principle , they
iHctica in' their 'private business ,
hsy would never defer 'to another *
; iy , what they can do to-day. If such
idolence and inactivity prevails
gain , we will after a while hear once
lore the reproachful "too late ! "
FEED. HEDDE.
PEPPERMINT DROPS.
"The'Bpring will be backward'pre !
dicted Yennor , as he was about to
apply a red-hot poker to the cat's nose.
[ Boston Globe.
The king of Siam was three weeks
making aphis mind to have an aching
tooth pulled out. It hurta a.kitgas
much.as .a ditcS-digger. *
The Danish name of farce is "Tak,1
and when a new farce is brought ou
tbe Danish critics never "sit down'
on It. [ The Score.
A middle aizad boy , writing a com
position on "Extremes , " remarked
that "we should endeavor to avoid ex-
trdmes , especially those .of wasps and
bees.
'Nother great -medical discovery :
People who wear belts around the
waist pan collect their ideas more
quickly than those who don't. Go
arid buy a surcingle if you want to
make way aa an orator.
Up to the 'present date no bare ,
scrawny-armed young lady has ex
pressed the least alarm over small
pox , or even hinted at vaccination ,
And it is noticed that the well-
rounded arms.always come under the
scrapers of the young uamarried
doctors.
The Chicago hog his-been prohib
ited from setting foot , or slda.-or ham ,
or shoulder in Austria. Are"we freemen -
men , or ara we slaves ? Where is the
spirit of'75 ? Once the effete mon
archies trembled at the tramp of our
armies. We still have the tramp , bat
where , oh , where are our armies ?
Newspapers are having a great civ
ilizing influence on the Indians of the
west. A dusEy maiden whose father
had brought home a patent medicine
sheet the other-day , went 'at once tea
a drug store and bought a liver pad.
And the next day she appeared on the
street dressed only in that liver , pro
tector. [ Derrick.
A popular hotel olerk in Boston .is
dead. He never stood more then
twenty minutes with his back'to the
patient stranger , and his diamond pin
was so moderate that the owner of the
'building ' never sank Into the floor on
beholding him. The traveling public
is dropping tears as long , M toothpicks
In anticipation of his successor.
[ Louisville Journal
The Yonkers Gazette says that one
repeater in the recent Philadelphia
charter election voted twenty-four
times for § 25. Th&t is always the
way. Lit some enterprising person
strike 'out ' into some new branch ol
business , and though he may do well
for a little while , others will soon
crowd in and hammer down prices nn
til there will ba no margin left. We
predict that in loss than five years
good votes will go begging for leas
than $3 a dozen.
IMPIETIES.
Mark Twain has given $68 to B
church. Markis evidenlty thinkhjg-
tbat there 'is ' a : 'hereafter which
willba no joke.
The i Rev.JoeCook believes that ho
could convert 5,000 Hindoos per year
for five years , nd why in Texas he
doesn't begin ii what the public
would illke to know.
Speaking about that Vassar man's
'speech ' in a revival meeting , thai
"Where religion doesn't exist there is
arnica' , " his old rival , the Tekonsha
exhorter , matches it with this original
remark , as a stocky sister took the
floor ; "Here comes Sister S ,
chock.full of cream. Churn her , Lord
churn herf"
, AB excited convert ? "Let me out !
let ma oat ! I've got salvation ! "
sobbed a thin man , in a many pock
eted ulster , up at the M. and S. meet *
ing. in San Francisco , the other night ,
as he wedged toward the door. "Lei
me go home and bear the blessed tid
ings to my nnbeluving , wife. " But all
the same , a suspicious detective
jammed him up against the wall and
unloaded from hia pockets three
watches' a'nd five pocket-books , after
.which the services went on.
When a man is .about starting for
home after the .church' , sociable and
finds bis umbrella gone an umbrella
that has been in the1 family until ii
has become an heirloom , sir his'firsl
impulse is to tear around and- use
language , crush His hat over his throb
bing brows , and rush out 'into the
; night and rain. .Hia , next impulse is
to soothe his 'tempest-tossed .bozom
by se'lectfnp the very , newest and best
parachute he can lay his hands on ,
and go .homo with forgiveness in hie
heart and the , umbrella over his head ,
lik * a Christian.
EDUCATIONAL.- .
Arkansas has a prpsperons'induatria !
nnlversityj at Fayetlville.
In Michigan all women paying taxes
may hold 'school offices" , and men who
i..aro . not taxpayers cannot.- i
About a quarter of ' 'tne Yermonl
townshave elected women as super
intendents of schools.
A scholarship exclusively t for
'Mahometans ' has recently been found-
ed at JBombay University.
There are 129 private schools in
Iowa , employing 474 teachers and
haying a total enrollment of about
13,000 pupils.
Ttie Regents of the University 'cl
Michigan have exteridefTPrfsident
Angel's leave cf absence until Febru
ary 12,1882.
The S > . Louis School Board has
pjssfd a resolution declaring the
ruarr.aija of a lady teacher "equivalent
to resignation.
D ; . Giirie. Bgent of the Peabody
Fund- says tuac the lack ? of good
teachers is one of the strongest
diflhultica to bo encountered in the
south.
Tha legislature of North Carolina
has passed on elaborate and carefully
prepared school law , which alms to ea
tablishitbe pnbllo schools on a broad
er basis.
California 'has jusi apportioned
among the counties cho largest amount
which the state has ever devoted in a
slnglo year to the public schools. Al
together it is $1,505,366.66.
The sum of ' 8115,000 has been pro
mised for tha building and equipment
of a physical laboratory at Harvard ,
on condition that $76,000 be obtained
for its nrming expanses.
It' ' is claimed that the' Cincinnati
school * have greatly deteriorated in
the Vest few' years. Of the 87,618
children in the city , 31,330 do not at-
tendjiny school.
The universityof Ylrginia has rais
ed all but $6,000 of the sum necessary
to secure the McCormlck telescope and
the observatory promised by Mr , "Van-
derbilt. , To meet the conditions of
the gift .this $6,000 , must bo rakedby
April 1st. -
Agreeably to the report of a mass
meeting , published in a La Grange
paper , reference .was , made at its
close to the phenomenal efficacy of
St. Jacobs Oil in the many painful
diseasestp ; which mankind is subject.
This ia referred' as showing how
strong a hold thb Old .German Remedy
fo ? Rheumatism ; has on the exper
ience and good wishes of the great
public. , . - ! . - > - -
HOW TO GET RICH.
The great secret of obtainicg riches
Is first to practice economy , and aa
good old "Deacon Snyder" says , "It
used to worry the life oat of me.to pay ,
enormous doctor's bills , bat now !
have 'struck It rich. ' 'Health an <
Happiness reign sapreme-in our-llttle
household , and all simply became we
use no other medicine but , Electrio
Bitters and only costs fifty cents a hot
tie. " Sold by all.druggists. . (2) ( )
RHEUMATISM ,
Houralgia , Sciatica , Lumbago ,
Baofache , Soreness of the Chast ,
Goaf , Quinsy , Sore Throat , SweH-
ings and Sprains , Burns and
Scalds , General Bodily
Pains ,
Tooth , Ear and Headache , Frosted
Feet a/j < / Ears , and all other
Pains and Aches.
No Preparation on earth eqnali ST. JICOM Oa
ai.a tafeure , simple and cheap Ezttrntl
Bem'edy. A. trial entalU but the comparatiTely
'trintnc outlay "of 60 Centf , and ertry one tnffer-
Ing with pain can have cheap and poiiuve KOO
of- Its elalmi.- -a ? it
Directions in Eleven Xangnagel. V ( "
SOLDBTALLDETOGiaiS AHDDE1LEIB
IH MEDIOIHE. '
A. VOGELER & CO. ,
Baltimore , Jfi , U.8.A *
Geo. P. Bemis
REAL ESTATE AGENCY
IBih A Douglat Stt.t Omaha , Neb.
This figency doea BISICTILT a brokerage' bnsl
neaa. Does notifpoculate , and therefore any ar
gains on its books are insured to Ita patrons , In
stead ot being gobbled up by the agent _
BOGGS & HILL.
REAL ESTATE BROKERS
No IjOS Farnham Strut
OMAHA - NEBRASKA
Office Norlh Side opp. Grand Central Hotel.
Nebraska Land Agency
DAVIS & SHYDER ,
1505 Farnham St. Omaha , , tfebr.
iOO.OOOAORES carefully selected land In Easter
Nebraska for'eale.
Great Bargains in improved farms , and Omaha
cUypropert- .
O. f. DAVIS. WKBSTEB SNTDXB ,
*
Late Land Com'r U. P. B E. * p-Ieb7tf
BTROS RXZS. LXWH BID.
Byron Reed & Co. ,
EEAL ESTATE AGENCY
IN. NEBRASKA.
Keep a complete abstract of title to all Rea
aUte in Omaha and Donclta Conntv. maylt
.AGENTS RANTED EOIS
the FuUst Eelline Book of the Agel
Foundations of Success
BUSINESS AND SOUUL FORMS.
The laws of trade , legal forms , how to trans
* et tmtlneaa , valmbla tables , lodal etiquette
DuUameutary usage , bow to conduct publ !
tuiinets ; In f tct It is ft complete Guide' to Sue
ceja for all cli5ses. , A family necessity. Address
for circulars and special terms , ANCHOR PUI
XJSUINO CO. . St. Louis , Mo.
PASSENGER AGCQMMODATIOH LINE
BETWEEN
OMAHAAND gORTOMAHA
Conuebts Witu Street Cars
Corner of SAUNDEKS and HAMILTON
STREETS. ( End of Red Line aff fellows :
LEAVE OMAHA :
630 , 8:17andll:19a m ,33,6 Tand739p.m.
LEAVE FORT OMAHA :
7:16 a. m..9J5 a. m. , and 12:45 p. m.
1:00,8:15 : and 8:15 p.m.
The 8:17 a. m. ran , leavin ; omaha , and th
1:00 : p. m' run , leaving Fort Omaha , arensnill
loaded to fall capacity with regular panongen
Tho'6:17a. m. run will be made from the post
office , ' corner of Dodge and 16th gnrehta. - '
Tickets can be procured from street cardriv
era , or from driven of hacks !
FABB. " 25 CKNTS. " 1NOLUDINO 8TBB CAB
General Insurance
Lon
don , Cash Assets - . .I5,10T1JI ;
* ESTCHE3TEK. N. Y. , Capital .Tl,000,0 < iJ
THE MERCHANTS , of Newark , N. J. , l.OCC.OO
aiKARU FIREPhiUdeIpIiliCapItal. . 1,001,000
NORTHWESTEKK NATIONALCp-
Ital.-- . - . . SOOOOv
FIREMEN'S FUND , California. . . . goc'ux
UKITISn AMERICA ASSURAKOKCo i.SOOiOCO
HEH A..IK FIRE INS. CO ABMta i. 800.000.
AilKRICAF CENTRAL , AreoU. SOU UX )
P stt Car. nf Fifteenth & Domjua St.
$2250000 ; ; ROYAL HAVANA LOTTERY
EXTRAOBpINART.DBAWlNq.APRIIilZth.
15000 TICKETS ONLY , 7J2 PRIZES
SMALLEST PRIZE , $1.000.
1 Prlzs $1.0(0,030 1 Prize $25,000
1 Prize 200.0CO 8Pr.ies$10OOeach 80,000
1 Prize 100,000 8 Prizes , 6,000 ai-h 40,000
1 Prize 0,000 722Prizesamt'cto$2,260OOe
Whole Tickets , $100 ; Halves , $30 ; Quarters. $40
" Tecths , $16 ; Twentieths , $3 , Fortieths , $4.
Little Havana Is governed entirely' ' by the
abqvedrawinjr.
XPrize , $6,000 722 Prizes , $ ieH9) )
Wholes , 82. Halves , 81.
ROMAN & CO.
Successois to TAYLOR & Co. , New York.
Direct all communications and money to
ROMAN & CO. , General Agents , 233 Chape
Streati. Kew Haven. onn. ml 4,1m
JNO , G. JACOBS ,
( Tomorly ol Gtah ft Jaoobi )
yNOERTAKER
No. 1417 Fkrnhun St. . Old Stand of Jacob'Oil
OBDKBU sr , TKzsaaApa SOLICITS
AGENTS WANTED FOB
CREATIVE SCIENCE
and Sexual Philosophy.
Profusely Illustrated. The most 'important * n
beat book published. .Every family wants
fcctraordlnary indncementa offered Agent' .
Address Aoicrrs'PuBUsnno Co , St. Louis , Mo.
EAST I.NDIA
BITTERS !
ILiR & GO. ,
SOLE MANUPAOTUBHRS ,
OWAHA. Nek.
GEO. Q. PARSELL , M. B.
Booms In Jacobs Elook , np ( tain , corner of
Capital Avenue and 15th street. Residence
corner Sherman Avenne and Grace street.
SPECfALTF.
Obstetrics and DiseaKS of Women. Office
icnrs from B to 11 a. m. and from 2 to 4 p. m.
laybe consulted at present in the parlorof Dr.
A. TT. Mason , Jacobs Block. 09ui [
UNKIND HOUSES.
THE OLDEST ESTABLISHED.
BANKING HOUSE
IN NEBRASKA
CALD WELL , H AMI LTD NIC 0
BnilnMi cnnaicted suna u that o an Incor-
p nt d Baak.
Accounts kept In Currency or sold nbject to
light check without notloa.
CcrUflcat of deposit Issued 'parable In ttree ,
six and twelve months , bearing Interest , or oa
demand withont intercit.
Advances made to ccatomen on approved se-
curitiM at market rates of interest
Boy. and toll gold , blfljol eichauje Govern
ment , ' State , County and City Bondi.
Draw Sight Drafts on Enrlind , Ireland. Scot
land , and all parta of Europe. . ;
Sill Eoropeaa Faasage Ticket * .
COLLECTIONS PROMPTLY MADE.
twtldt
U. SDEPOSITORY. .
FIRST NATIONAL BANK
Of OMAHA. .
Cor. 18tb and Farnham Streets ,
OLDEST IANKINC ESTABLISHMENT
IN OMAHA.
(8UCOES30B8 TO KOUKTZE BROS. , )
MTlBUSfflD Of 185A ,
Olganlztd M a National Bank. Augnst .20,1ES3.
Capital and Profits OverS300,000
Specially aathorlzed by the Secretary or Treanry
to ricelve Bubscrtptlou' to the
U.S.4 PER GENT. FUNDED LOAN.
AND DmscnoEa
HniLU Kcnrru , President ,
Anatnrnrs Kotnrta , Vlco Freaidsct.
H. W.TAHB. Osahler.
A. J. POPPLITOS , Attorney.
JOHB A. Cil'iainoa.
r. H. Diva , An't
Till bank receives d podt without regard to
'amounts.
"Issue * time cerUncattsbea/in ? interest.
Drawl drafts en San Prandaco and principal
cities of th United States , al * > London , Dublin ,
Edinburgh and the principal dUes ot the contl-
n.nt of Europe. , , .
Sells passagt tickets for Emr ! nta to .the In.
tn * " ne. muyldtt
HOTELS
THE JRI&INAL.
BRICG8 HOUSE \
Cot. Bandolph St. & 5th Ave. ,
OHIO AGO .ILL.
A-zfZL * * * - - . - fy Jsv a1-
tsfMBif
- - u- _ * r
- i - = ; 7 *
- - * ! - * - * * . - * * * - -y * -
' ' * " te " ' *
* * $ ! " * * ;
PRICES KEDDCED TO
$2.00 AND $2.50 PER DAY
Located in the buiinesa centre , convenient
to places of amusement. Elofrantly ( ornlibed ,
containing all modern improvements , passenger
elevator , &c. J. H. CDMMINU3 , Proprietor ,
ocietf
OODEN HOUSE ,
< 7or : _ MARKET ST. & SROADWA T
'Conncil BlnfiTs. lowai
On line o Street Railway , Omnibus < o and.rom
all trains. BATES Parlor floor 53.00 per day ;
second floor. J2.6aper day ; thud floor , 52.CO.
The , best lumlBbed and most commodlons boos *
Inthecitr. QEO. T. PHELPS Prop
FRONTIER HOTEL
,
Laramie , Wyoming ,
The' miner's resort , good accommodationt ,
arge nmpie room , cnarKCa reasonable. 8pedaJ
attention given to traveling mco.
11-tf H. O HILLIUU ) Proprietor.
INTER-OCEAN HOTEL ,
( Cheyenne , Wyoming
Flrst-cl > 89 , Fine arge Sampla- Rooms , one
block from depot. Trains stop from 0 minatei
to 2 boon for dinner. Free Baa to and from
Depot. Kates (2.00 , S2.CO and $3.00 , according
to room ; a'ngle meal 75 cents.
. A. 1) . BALCOM , Prcprietor.
W BORDEN. Cnlet Clerk. mlO-t
AGENTS WANTED FOB OUR NEW BOOK ,
' 'Bible for the Young , "
Being-.the story of the Scriptures by Rov. Geo.
Alexander CrookD. , D. | n simple and attrac
tive laniraage' for "otd ar.d"young. Profusely
lllastraUd , < making a mojt interestlog and im
pressive youth's instructor. Everv parent will
secure this work. Pieachers. you should idr-
.cnlateK Price $3 00.
Send for circulars with cxtr erma.
J. H. CHAMBERS & CO..J St. Louis , Mo
AND STILL THE LI ON
Continues to ' *
EoarforMoores ( )
HARNESS & SADDLERY ;
I have adopted the Lion as a Trade
Mark , and all my Goods will ba stamp
ed with the Lion and my Name ohl
the tame. No Goods are genuine
without the above stamps. The best
material la used and the moat skilled
workmen are employed , and at the
lowest cash price. Anyone wishing
a price list ot goodi will confer a favor
by'sending for one.
DAVID SMITH MOOBE.
t Via CAKP , If. D. K. L. Sitracts , M. , D.
NEBRASKA
MEDICAL AND SURGICAL
INSTITUTE ,
PKIYATE HOSPITALi
-"LSKS ? ' the reception of m-ients for the
THE ATMEOT OF ALL dHBONIO AND SUBGI
AJu IJlaEASES.
DRS. VAN CAMP & WCGINS ,
Physicians & Surgaons ,
PropriBtors.
A. W. NAJSON.
3D B DCT O7fc , S 07 ,
OmCK Jacob's B ck , cor r Capita art. and
W o Street. Cteata ; & ,
IBIBMO"V ! : ZED !
THE NEW YORK CLOTHING HOUSE
Fas Eemoved to -
1309 FARNHAM STREET ,
( Max Meyer's Old Stand. )
' ' . ! f ;
-Where-They Shall Keep Constantly
on Hand an Immense * *
Stock of .
MEN'S , BOYS' AND CHILDREN'S CLOTJ1IXG ,
HATS , CAPS AND GENT'S FURNISHING GOODS' ! ;
PKICJBS , ALWAYS THE LOWEST.
and Examine Goods and
HEEL IMI. . * IMI ,
_ 1309 Faroham Street , Omaha , Neb.
MORE POPULAR THAN EVER.
The Genuine
SINGER NEW FAMILY SEWING MACHINE.
Th popular demand for the GENUINE SIKGER In 1879 exceeded that of
any previous year dwa * the Quarter of a Century in which this "Old
Eebable" Machine has been l fora. the public. r
In 1878 we , sold 356,422 Machines. .In 1879 we sold 431 167
Machines. Excess over any previous year 74,735 Machines.
Our sales last year were at the rate of over
1400 Sewing Machines a Day I
For Mery business d y la the yemr ,
The "Old Eeliab'e"
That Every 'REAI Sin
geristlie
Strongest ' ,
Singer Sewing. Jla-
the Simplest , the Most
ohine has this Trade '
Mark cast into the Durable Sewing - Machine
Iron Stand and em chine ever yet Con
bedded in the Arm of
structed.
the Machine.
THE SINGER MANUFACTURING GO.
Principal Office : 4 Union Square , New York.
1,500 Subordinate Offices , is the linited States and Canada , and 3,000 Offices in tha Old
World and South America. epl6-d&wtt
PIAN08 ORGANS.
0V S.
AC % CHIGKERING PIANO ,
And Sole Agent for , „ . . f
Hallet Davis & Co , , James & Holmstrom andJ ] fe0j ! | u
Escher'sEanos , also Sole Agent for the Estey ,
Burdett , and the Fort Wayne Organ
Go's. Organs , . . ,
f
IJ deal in Pianos and Organs exclusively. Have had yeara ' * '
experience in the Business , and handle only the Best.
J. S. WRIGHT , r
91816tb Street , City Ball Building , Omaha , Neb.
HALSBY V. FITOH. Tuner.
J. F. SHEELY & 00. ,
PORK AND BEEF PACKERS
Wholesale and Retail in
FKESD MEATS& PK01ISIONS , GAUE , POULTRY , FISH , ET4\
CITY AND COUNTY ORDERS SOLICITED.
OFFICE PITY MARKET 14J5 Douglas St..Packing House , ' ,
Opposite Omaha Stock Yards , U. P. R. B.
DOUBLB AND SINGLE ACTING
POWER AND HAND
Steam Ptunj , Engine/Dnmmings , Mining Machinery ,
ELTINC HOSE , IRA88 AND IRON FITTINGS , FIFE , STEAK PACKING
AT WHOLESALE AND RETAIL.
HALLADAY WIND-MILLS , CHURCH AND SCHOOL BEIL
A. L. 8TEAII& , 206. Fwnhai StTflflt Omnhn. Wb
J. A. W A K E F I E L D.
'
' JL * "
WHOLESALE'AND * RETAIL DEALER IN
LUMBER , LATH , SHINGLES ,
Pickets , Sash , Doors , Blinds , Mouldings , Lime , ' rj
Cement , Plaster , &c.
STATE AGENT FOR MILWAUKEE CEMEHT CO. ,
Near Union Paoifio Depot. - ' " OMAHA ,
PROPOSALS FOB FRESH. BEEF.
HurjQr/A&TEna DspiKnaaT o ? TUB Turn , )
OmcK or Cnirr COXMISJAKT or SUBSISTISCS , >
OMAHA , Nni , February 2d.l8SL )
' Sealed proposals , in triplicate. Sdbjtet to. the
usual conditions wlJl ba received at this office
oratlheofficej of tbe Acting Assistant Com
missaries ot Subsistence at tbe following named
posts until 12 o'clock noon , on the 20ih day of
April , 1881. at which time and places they will
deepened in the presence of bidd rsfor fnmish-
Ing and delivery of all the fresS beef from the
block , for i ne , aad choice cnta for sales to of-
fiotra required by the Subsistence Department ,
United Stat a ( Army for these posts , for the
flj.l l y ar commencing July 1st. 1831 , viz : Forts
Bridger , Cameron. Doazlat , Fettrrman , Hall
Laramie. McKlnneT , NioTirari , Omaha. Bobin-
sen , Busgall , Sanders. Sidney , Steele , Washakie ,
Cheyenne depot and Omaha depot.
ThoproposJlJ for fresh beef for fctae must
be on wparata sheets from those for choice cats
for sales.
Separate proposal * for each post are required
and only such will be considered.
! The BOTer ment reserres the right to reject
any or all bids. : . . . Mj. . .
Dldderi ,
Blink proposals and Infractions to
giving full Information as to the manner of bii-
dinscondlUona : to be obserred by bidders , and .
terms o ( contract and payment will Be rornun.
eden application lo this offica or to the com
missaries at the virfous I fmedI- , „ . . _
No proposals win be co .W10" boTtr :
paniedbythe "tosttutioas to bidders
" should be
containing propels
0
.marked "Proposals for frb Beef at ,
and % d4r ssed to theondei
spectire post cpmmtearirj
m226t. Chief. C.'H.
D. T. MOUNT ,
Manufacturer andyealer in
SADDLES .
and . , -
HARNESS ,
AgenU.for JAMES B. BILL
& CO. , Celebrated
CONCORD HARNESS.
Best ia The
L412 Farnham St. , . I
Omaha , Neb.
REED'S
" "
"ALLTIME ,
By "Almont" he by Alexander's "AbdalUb ,
8ire of "Cflidnnith Haid ; " First dam "On
Time" by ' War Dance , " san of .the leiowned
"iaxlnjrton ; " Second , "H3Ia Breckonrldje" by
"CoUosxns/'son of Imported'JSovtreUn/
"Alraonl's" flnt dam by "Ma-nbrtno Chief
and hl 3Ire by Bysdick's"Dambletonlau. . " f
Thl * rtmarkable hone "HI be Die yars old '
in May , be wilt serve , only 35 mares ( half of
which number ! ' now- engaged ) at : $2iOO per
mar , payable at time of serrice.
Season comraeneM April 1st and win-end
Sept. 1st. After that time his iirrice will be
cut at 135 00. Any mare tilt b < trotted in
220 strrcd rasa.
ED. BEED , Proprietor.
Stable Corner llth and Howard
Streets.
marlodjm
NEW HARNESS SHOP.
The nadenljned hirta ? bad nine years ex
perience with O , U. & J. S. CoIUn' , and twenty-
four 3ears of practical harness mftlvg , I as now1
commented btulneea for hlmsaU Ia tht Jarge T
new shop 1 door south of the southeast comer -
of llth and Haroey St . He * ill employ a.Iarje
force of ikilltd workmen and will fill all orders
in bis pllae promptly and cheioly.
- K. liVJtniCK.
BUSINESS COLLEGE.
THE GREAT WESTERN
Ctao.K. KatbbaOf Principal.
-u
Oreighton Block , OMAHA
- . " j 'r" . ' " ' - . " - , * "
Bead for.Circakr. . . , .
B.G'STEVENSON : * & co ;
Carpenters and BoHden , ferra remortd to1 No.
1368 Dodga Street , -where they aie prepared to
do an kinds ot work in their line on abort nolle *
t reaaonible rates.