r : DVILF BER " MtAHA PUBUSHINC COPROPRIETORS. . , tit Parnham , bet. Btk and 10A Strtctt TERMS OF SUBSORIPTIOH , 1 Copy 1 year. In advance poctpald ) . . . . .18.00 " " . * B months -fj \ 8 months _ _ " . * * < > Tl TABUS- THE MAILS. C , 4R , W.&B EdOk. m. , StOp. m 0. B.4Q.B 30a.m. , 2 ; < 0 p.m. C.Klr.B , B , , 130 a , m. , 2:10 p. m OSt. . Joe 1:30 : a. m. B.Clty&P.B Oa.ra. U. P. B.E. , UWa. m. O. ft R. T. to Lincoln. 10 a. m. B. &H.B.R. . 8 : 0ra. . 0. JlK. W. , 730a.Bi. OPTHIM C. ft K. W. E.R. , 11 a. m. , 11 p. m. 0. B. & Q.t 11 a. m. , 9SO p. m. O.R. I. * P. , 11 , m. , Up.m. 0. BkSt , Joella.m. , Up m. U. P. R.R. , p.m- O. ft B. T. from Lincoln , 113.0 p. ol B. City & P. , 11 a. ci. BU.In > eb.,4p.ra. Local malls lor States Iowa leave bnt OBO * a dav , vis : 430 a. m. Offloeopen from 12 to I p. m. Bnndayi. THOMAS F. HALL. Foetmait-r. Arrival Aad UepartHre ef Trains UNION PACITIC. UUVI. 4Uy tiprew..11:11 p. rr. 826p.m. do Xlzod 6:10 p. m. do Frolght.630ain. do r i T- i1K * "V 1220Ju-n. TDUC OARD OF THE BURLINGTON , L11VI OUAna. iXJJVI OKJUJL XxpreH 3:40 : p. m. KipresB. . . . . 10:90 : a. B , lull 8.-00 a. m. IfaU . ,10 0p.m. Bundxyi Ercepted. Bundayi Ezcoptod. CmCAOO.tROCK ELAND & PACIFIC. KaU _ .6:00 a. m. ( Kail 10.-OOp.Bi. Kxproa. . . . tWp.m. J Eirpreee..lO:00 : a. m. CHICAGO NORTHWESTERN. Kail _ .6.-00 .ra.lMaIl _ 7aOp.Bi. K press _ . 8M pi tn. | EzprtflB _ .1CWW s , m. Sundays -accepted. KANSAS CITT. ST. JOE k COUNCIL BLUFFS H > 11 . _ .8SQ a. m. I KrproflB- . . . : * " . BU KxpresB . 8:00 p. m. | Mafl . . ' ? ° * jv " The only line TTrnntTir ( Pniim n Bleeping Can oat ot Omaha to Union Depot , r OMAHA & NORTHERN NEBRASKA. EA1L- WAT COMPANY. D. Leave. Arrive. Express _ , .8.-OOa. m. 1 Fxpre _ . .tdO p. B. Vised . 130p m. | Mired . } 0 : a.m Daily ExcfptSondayi. B. &M. B.R in NEBRASKA. LK1VX. AKXTTK. SxpressSiOaml Prdgbt . 830 m Freight . 0.65 p m | Express . idjpm SIOUX CITY & ST. PAUL B. R. V n . _ .6:10 : am I Xxpren . 10:00 : m Crpress . _ 8.40pm | M . TOO p m WABABQ , ST. LOUIS ft PACIFIC. stall . - 8a.m. I MaH - lW5a.m Eipre . . . .StO p. m. | Expre8 -.i:2G p.m. BRIDGE DIVISION U. P. fi. B. Leave Omaba , dallys 8 a. m. , B a m , 10 a m. , 11 a. BL. 1 p. m. , a p. m. , S p. m , 6 p. m , , 6 p. Leave Conndl ElnHBSi ; a. m. , 8 5 a. m , , IDAS a. m. , 11:25 a. m , , 1S8 p. m. , 2:2 : [ p. mn B26 p. m. , B36 p. m. , 6S5 p. m. , FOOT trips on Sunday , leaving Omaha at 0 and 11 .nu , ? ndBp. sa. ; Conndl .Binds fct BAB , 11:25 HL , and 236 and 8:25 p. m. Leave Osiaha6 a. m. , 7. a. m.&JO . m. , 1 p. m. , i-M p. m. , 7S5 p. m. , Leave Oonndl BloBs : 6:16 a. m , , BO : a. BU , 11:40 a , m. 6 5 p. m. , 70 p. m. , 720 p. m. Daily except Sunday. OMAAA ft REPUBLICAN VALLEY B . LX1VK , AMUTX. _ M10:4Ba.m. : , D Jlv exnept Sundav * . ATTMUCTI-AT-tftll. J. ENGLISH , A TTORNKYATLAW-SIOEonth Uilrteenth JSt. . , with J. M. WOOLWPRTH. CHARLES POWELL , OF THE PEACE Corner JSth ad TUBTICE - 8t . . Omaha Net. * M. 8WESAL , TTORNET AT LAW Room eCr lghtoa L Block ; Mth St. OMASA. HKB. D. L THOMAS. A TTORKKY AT AW l-aani money. Vrtrjl A and Belli real oEtate. Seem 8 , Orelchton Block. _ _ A. C. TROUP , A TTORNEY AT LAW Otloe In Huncom1 ! A _ Block , with Ooorge E. Prltchett.lBOB ' L OKAHA.NEB , DEXTER LTKQMAI , TTORNET AT LAW Crnlctsnank Eolld L tefr tefrA. . M * CHADWIGK. AT LAW Offlc * IBM Tarnham LTTOKNET "fM-LPEAIOOY - , - OSoe-In Crdghlon tOyis , n rt U L1WTTE- , OKAHA.KKBEABKA KOZJLBT rTJBUO. OOIilOTIOKH KADJ I'BRIEN & f ARTLETT. Attojneys-at-Law , OmCB-TJnlon Bloek.nfte ath ani ? Farnham' . 3ZS.Bsr-ro.ia. ATTORNEY AT LAW. MEBAOH BLOCIC. MX. TCK-ftMETrl STS. OMAHA. KEB. 1 W. J. Conneil , A-.tlorney-at-La.w. OtDoe : Trontroonntip itainln new brick building , K. W. corner Ftlteenth and larnham BtreeU. _ . ElBict Usac. E. Kraica REDIGE & REDICK , Attorneys-at-Law. Special attonllon will be tfnn to all itiU cslnst oorporaUoni ol every dascxlptlon ; wtl pncHos In al ftho Oemrtu of the iHat * and the United BUtet Office , farnham St , , oppoflt * Court Home. EDWARD W. SSMERAL. AT LAW Koran 6 Crelfhton AirOENET and DonilMftreet * . no8d > f. F. MAKDERSON. A TTORSZr'AT LAW Ul ranhaa Stmt \ Omnha Ktbraeta. W O. J. EOKT : AC. & HUHT , AtcorD 3ys-at-Law , OJTICS US South Fourteenth Street. AC."N SANTA GLAUS FOUND. Greatest Discovery or tne Ace. Wondrrtol discoveries In the world hare been made Amour other things where Santa Claus stayed Children oft ask U he makes poods or not , " It really he trcs m a mountain of mow. "N Last year an excursion sailed clear M the Pole And crcddenly dropped Into what nemell < kti.nole Where wtmdnr ot wonders they found a new land , -mile falry-Uk * beings appeand on each hand. Then were mocntaini like oun , with more , bo atifalfr en , And tar brighter skin than ercrwcro soon , Dlrds with the hues of a nlnbow were found , While flowers of exquisite fragrance were grow Ing around. Not long were they left to wonder In doub < A being soon came they bad heard much about , Twas Santa Clam * self and this they all esy , ! Ioked llkt ) the picture T esee every day. He drove np a team that looted Tory queer , Twas a team ot grasshoppers Instead ot telndMr , Be rode in a shell Instead oj a sleigh , Bmt be took them on bond and dror * them away. He showed them all ever his wonderful realm , And factories a3ddng goods for women and men rmrlers were working on hatt great and email , To Bonce's they Bald they were sending them sU. Kris Klngle , the Glove Maker , told them at once , All oar Glares we an lending to Bunco , Santa ( bowed them ( uspendtrs and many things Baying I als took those to Mead Bonce's ( tors. Santa Clang then whispered a secret he'd tU , As In Omaha every one knew Bunoa well , He therefore should send hit rood * to his can , Knowing hb friends wtll get their foil sban. Kow remember yc dwellers in Omaha town , AU who waat prasonti to Bonce's go round. For shirts , collars , or gloves great and ( mall. Send your stater or aunt one and al , . Bones , Champion Hatter ol the West , DoogUl Mt. Omaha Hamburg Line. WEEKLY LINE OP STEAMERS LEAVING SEW YORK EVERT THURSDAY AT 2 r. x. , roa England , France and Germany for Passage apply to 0. R. RICHARD & GO. General r&Menger Agents , C1 B a lway , New Yorlz. VINEGAR WORKS ! EENSTKREBS , Manager ° itumlaeUiret of an kinds ol OiT B Q ft. * r. a and M : SEE. OMAHA BUSINESS .DIRECTORY. ART EMPORIUMS- J. TJ. BOSrTS Art Emporium. ISM Do3ge Street , Steel Engravings , Oil Pointings , Chromol ? arjcv Prunes , i'ramlngaSpedalty. Low prices. T. BOSNER , 1SOJ Douglas St. Good Stylet. ABSTRACT AND REAL ESTATE. JOHN L. McCAOCE , opposite postoffice. W. B. BARTLETT. S17 South 13th Street. ARCHITECTS. DTJFRENEkMKNDELSSHON , ARCHTITECrS , Boom 14 , Creighton Block. A T. LAROE , Jr. , Room 2 , Crelghton Block. BOOTS AND SHOES. JAMES DiVINE & CO , Fine Boots and Shoe * . A peed assortment of home work on bud , car. 12th and Harney. THOS ERICKSON , S. E. cor. ICtb and Douglas JOHN FORTUNATU3 , COS 10th St. , masufaclurcs to order good work at fair prices. Repairing done. BED SPRINGS. J. F. LARRIMER , Manufacturer. Tlgschera'Elk. BOOKS , NEWS AND STATIONERY J. I. FBUEHAUf , 1016 Farnham Stre t. B TIER AND EGGS- McSHANE & SCnr.OEDEtt. iheoldettB. indE. house In Nebraska , eat bUsliedlfc7. , Omaba. BOABDINC CENTRALRESTAURANT RESTAURANT , MRS. A. RYAN , southwest cor. 16th and Ledge. Best Boird for tne Moncr. Satisfaction Uoarantced. If tail at a incurs. Boird bytlieD.y , Week or Month. Good Terms lor Cish. Fnrnlsbcd Rooms Supplied. CARRIAGES AND ROAD WAGONS TTM. gh'YDKB , No. 1319 14th and Uarney St * CIVIL ENGINEERS AND SURVEYORS. ANDREW ROSKWATER , 1610 Farnham St. Town Surrey * . Crade and Sewerage Systems a specialty. COMMISSION MERCHANTS. JOHN G. WILLIS. Ill * Dodge Street. D. B. BEEMER. For details EM large Advertise- pent in Pall and Weekly. CIGARS AND TOBACCO. WEST & FBlTcGHER , Manufacturers of Cigars , and Who csalo Dsaleis in Tobiccos , 1305 Den ? . W. r. LORES ZEN , manufacturer. Ell 10th St. CORNICE WORKS. Western Cornice Work * , Manufactures Iron 3ornl.eTln , Iron and Slate Boofinr. Orders trom any locality promptly executed in the best manner. Factor-rand Office 1310 Dodge street , Galvanized Iron Cornices , Window caps , etc. manufactured and put up in any part ol the country. T. BIWnuLD. 418 Thirteenth Et. CROCKERY. J. BONNEB , 1309 Douglat St. Good "Line. CLOTHING ANDFURNISHINGCOODS OF.O. II. PETERSON. Also Hats , Caps , Boots , Shoes , Notions and Cutlery , 804 S 10th it. CLOTHING BOBCHT- C. SHAW will pay highest cash price f r second band clothing- . Comer 10th and Farnbam. DENTISTS. DR. PAUL. Williams' Block , Cor. ISth & Podge DRUGS , PAINTS AND OILS. KOHN&CO. , Fharmacista , Fine Fancy Goods , Cor. 15th and Dcnglas Streets. W. J. WHITEHOnSE , Wholesale & BcUil.10 St. C. C. FIELD. 2022 North Side Cnmlnir" Street , M. PARR , Druggist , 10th nd Howard S'.i DRY CCODS. NOTIONS , ETC. JOBN H. F. LEHMANN&CO , New York Dry Goodi Store , 1310 and 1312 ram- bam street J. C. Enewold , also boats & shoes , 7 tb & FaciCc FURNITURE. A. F. GROSS , yew and Second Hand Fnmltnre and Stoves. U14 Douglas. E. O. Turgeon AgX J. BONNES , 1809 Douglas St. Fine Goods , &c. FENCE WORKS OMAHA FENCE CO. GCST. FRIES & CO. , 12IS Harney St. Improved - ed Ice Boxes , Iron and Weed Fences , Office filings , Counters of Fin * and Walnut. FLORIST. A. Donwrhnc , plaits , cu. flowers , seeds , boqueU etc. , K. W. cor 16th and Douglas Stg. FOUNDRY. JOHH WKARNE & SU.NS.cor. llth i Jackson St. GROCERS. Z. STEVENS 21st between Gaming and Izard. T. A. Mc3HAKE , Corner 23d ami Coming Sm. HATTERS. W. L. PARROTTE & CO. . 1800 Douglas Street , Wholcsile Exclusively. HARDWARE IRONAND STEEL DDLAN & L1NQWORTUT , Wholesale , 110 and 112 16th hL A. HOLMES , corner 16th and California. HARNESS , SADDLES , &C. E. B. WE1ST , S2J 13th St. , bet. Farn. & Har- HAT AND BONNET BLEACHERY. Ladles get your Straw , Chip and Felt HaU done up at northeast corner Seventeenth and Capitol avenue. WM. DOVE , PROP HOTELS CANFIKLD HOUSE , Geo. Canfield , 9th & Farn. DORAN HOUSE , P. H. Gary , 013 Farnham St. BLAVEN'S HOTEL , F. Blaven , JOth Street. Southern HoUl , Ou . Hamcl.9lh& Leatenworth 1MTELUCEHCE OFFICE- MKS. LIZZIE DENT , 81710th Street. JUNK- , . .n.BERTHOLD , Ba8 and Uetala. LUMBER , LIME ! AND CEMENT FOSTER. & Git AY , comer C-h tvnd Douglae Stg. LAMPS AND GLASSWARE. J. EONKER , 130 } Donglu St. Good Variety. MERCHANT TAILORS- O.A.LINDQDF.Sr , One o ! our most popular llerchant tailor * 1 ro culTlnc the latest dctlgnt for Sprln ? and Emu- mer Goods tor ( rentlcmrn'g it e r. Stylish , durable and prices low M ever , 215 18th oet. Dong. & Par. MEAT-MARKETS- The Boston Market. M OGLE A JESTER , Fresh and Cured Moats , game. Flah. Poultry. Etc. , 2020 Cumine Street. MILLINERY. UBS. C. A. BINGER , Wholesale and Betail , Fancy Goods in great tarictr. Zephyrs , Card Boards , Hosier- , ( jlo\-es , corsets , &c- Cheapest Houn In the West. Purchasers save SO per cent. Order by Had. 115 Fifteenth Bt. MILLS- OUAnACimilLLS , 8th and Farnham Ets. Welthang Pro .rproprleU > rg. PHYSICIANS AND SURGEONS- VT. a GIBBS , M. D. , Boom No. 4 , Crelghton Block , 18th Street. P. S. LEISENB1MO , V. D , Masonic Ked : . < ? L. HART , U. D. , Eye and Ear. opp. postefflca DR. L.B. QRADDT. Odillit and Anritt , 14th and Douglis Streota. PHOTOGRAPHERS- Qrand Onlr&l Q-JIerj. 12 Sixteenth Street ne-j-MkionicUiJl. Firs ! -cliss Work and Prompt ness Oumntecd. PLUMBING , CAS AND STEAM FITTING P T. TARPY & CO , 216 12th St. , bet. tlarn * feam "c Douglas. Work promptly attended to. D. FTTZPATBICK , 1403 Douglas Street. PAINTING AND PAPER HANGING A. KOSTE.tS.UlS . Dod c Street. PLANING MILL- A. UOYEB , manufacturer ot sash , doom , blinds , moldlncs , ccweli , balusters , hand ralli , furnish * lot : , scroll sawing , &c. , cor. Dodce and Oth cts. ' PAWNBROKER ' J. KOSENFELD , SU 10th St. bet. Fatn. & Har. BEFRK.ERATOBS CANFIELD'S PATENT C. F. GOODMAN , lllh S' . bet. Farn. & Bar. SHOW CASE MANUFACTORY O.X WILDE , Manufacturer-snd Dealer In all VmJj of Show Caser , UprirblCasd ic. , 1S17 C&sg St. "sTOVES'AIWTriWIARE. X BUBMESTER , Dealer In Stores and Tinware , and Manufacturer of Tta Roots and all kinds ot BuUdln ? Work Odd Fellowa-Kock. J. BOSS ER , 1369 Doug. St. Coed and Cheap.4 s ? ' SEEDS J. EV ArTB"Whdes le and BeUll SeedlDrUls and OuittTtton. Odd JFellowg HaU. SC.ESc- Ph llpp Lmrnsai Farahamrt. bet. iS'Ji ' &Kth. SECWD'HANfl TORc FEEEIr7S&X.EAKl418 Dontrlas SL , Second Hand Furniture , 'Iliuse Ooodi. &q , bought and olden natrtar roi gfe . SAIMNS. In the new brick block -onDo"tpflIs Streot.lias jctt opened m most cle nt Beer Hall. HotTonchf rom 10 to 12 > " * " ' - FLAHKEBY , On Farnham , next to the B. & 1C. headquarters , has reopened a Beat and complete establish- mrntwhich , barrlDsr TIBK , and Mother Ship- ton's Propoecr , will be open for the bovs with Hot Lancfc on and after prtsmtOate. Caledonia , " J. fALCOSER , 679 16th Street BMBCRTAKERS CHAS. B1EWE. 1012 Famhim bet 10th & llth 86 CENT STORES HENRY POHLKAN , toyf. notion * , pictures. Jewelry.&s.mlithbeCJParnBam4 Dou as. .P. C.BACKUS , 1205 r rnhara Bt. _ tancy poods. MONSTERS OF THE DKEP. EITEAORDIKABT GBOWTH OF THE TBADB IK TBASSATLAHTIO STEAM SHIPS. New YorV Herald. Since tha Great Eastern left the way * at Graveaond la 1857 , there baa been no more considerable event in the history of merchant ihipbuilding than the bunch of the Sema , for the Cunard line , on the Clyde , on the let inat. Though only a little more than a third of the size of Mr. Scott Russell's gigantic failure , this new steamship is , next to it , the largest merchant ship ever built , having a gross tonnage of 8,500 tons , or 3,000 more tons than the JFurnesala , of the Anchor line , now on her first voyage to New York. The St. James' Ga zette draws up a comparison between the different leviathans of the ocean. It says that sail power was entirely relied upon for long voyages until the year 1810 , when the Savannah crossed the Atlantic to this country , and , therefore , must be set down as the pioneer of transatlantic steunera. She did not , however , make exceedingly good weath er of It , and nineteen yean elapsed before the example was followed , the Sirlusbnilton the Clyde , and the Great Western , built at Bristol tel , being the first boats to cross the Atlantic from this country , in 1838. both arriving in New York about the same time. Much dependence was not even then placed on steam , the vessels being quite bluff at the stem and tqnare rigged , with clipper bowe , like our present sailing vessels. Can vas was then chiefly relied upon , as steam is chiefly relied on now. in mod ern Atlantic steamships ; as in the case of theBatavia. theyonly carry sa much sail aa will enable them to keep off a lee share In cases of breakdown or to got within h il of an outlying tug. Although paddle boats were consider ably increased in size It waa not until after the introduction of tha screw propeller that any great advance was made In the longitudinal section. As far as 1831 iron was usad for ship * building , the Aaron Manby being built et Horseley and put together in Lon don ; but it was not until 185G that the first iron paddle boat of the Cunard line , the Persia , was launched. She was followed two years afterward by the well known Scotia , the last of the Atlantic paddle steamers. This vessel was 4050 tons , bullder'smeasurement , and had a nominal horse power of 1000 Her paddlei , which raised a tremendous spray and frequently caused her passengers.to take shelter under her long deck awning , were 40 feet in diameter and had floats 11 feet 6 inches by 2 feet. BIVAL KECOBD3. The introduction of the screw pro peller effected so great a saving in fuel that builders at once discarded the paddle system , except in the case of boats built for channel or river traffic. And so in 1859 the City of Glasgow , of the Inman lice , built on the Clyde by Meagre. Ted & MacGreg- or , was the first boat to make the pass age from Glasgow to New York. Bat this was not the first vessel of import ance in which the new form of propul sion was tried. It waa used'success fully In her majesty's steamer , Dwarf , In 1843 , and also in the Great Britain , the largest vessel of her time , launched the same year. The gradual develop * ment of ocean traffic between England and America has since then greatly in creased tbo size of our ships , while high speed has been obtained by the Introduction of improved and more powerful engines. The Canard liner , Gallia (4,900 ( tons ) ; the City of Berlin , of the Inman line (5,490 ( tons ) 4nd the Arizona , of the Galen line (5,300 ( ton ) , are all noted for their speed , the latter having made the voyage from New York to Q aeons town in seven days nine hours , the quickest on record. That this performance will be surpassed by the Servia the builders and owners of the new vessel are very confident , their calculations having been made to obtain a speed of eighteen knots an hour. The 'gross tonnage of the boat is , as we have said , 8500 , her length 530 feet , and It is anticipated that her three compound engines will yield a horse power of 10,500. This power , It is thought by many skilled naval architects , is as much power aa could be applied to any tingle propeller , and if boats larger than the Servia are to be built they will have to be furnished with twin screws. Bnt the Servia , though the largest boat afloat , will not be without a rival , for there will shortly be launched from the Barrow ship building yaid a vessel for the Inman line , to be called the City of Home , which , though 500 tons smaller in bulk , is seventy feet longer , her length being exactly two hundred yards. Her engines are calculated to give her a speed of eighteen knots also , being 10,000 horse power ; and as the ship , from her extra length , has longer and easier lines than the other , some predict for her the highest speed. Between those two ships , the Furnessla , of the Anchor line , uow on her maiden voyage ; the Alaska , of 6,400 tons , in a forward stale of con struction for the Guion line on Iho Clyde , the Parulan , 5,500 tons , of the Allan line , about to start on her maiden - on voyage , and a "White Star liner now being built at Belfast , there Is likely to be coniiderable rivalry .and some Interesting "ocean racing. " ) The transatlantic companies are ta'tlng ad vantage of the low price of iron , steel and labor to renew Iheir , fleets , the Cnnard company "haylngi.26,300 tons of new boats In courseof construc tion on the Clyde , which , .with the Cephalonla , 13,100 tons"bnUding at Birkenhead , gives a total of 31,400 tons. Altogether , taking boats launched and boats on the stocks , something like 120,000.tpns of 'ship ping has lately been added to the transatlantic fleet. These ships give a- cargo-carrying capacity of 100.000 toni , and they have increased speed which may afford an extra voyage each year. . FIENDISH JOKE. HOW A YOTJKG AMATETJB MUSICIAN TTAS SNUFFED OUT. San Francisco Chronicle. The survivors of the band of musi cian * that attended the Old Friends' picnic with Blum held a reunion last night on Ke\rnoy street. During the evening a number of other musicians dropped in , and when a Chronicle re porter happened along at a rather ad vanced hour the tuneful convention was so large that the proprietor of the house was thinking of putting the sign , "Standing Eoom Only ; " over the door. The conversation turned on practical joking in the pro fession. "I think , " said a well known orchestral leader , "the best joke ever ' in this town was on an am- S'aved tious amateur pianist when Gots- chalk was here. The amateur's father was the owner of a big hall , and he offered the use of It to Gotchalk for his benefit. There was to be a piece for eight pianos , and the amateur waste to play one of tbe Instruments. I waa leadsr. I thought Gotschalk would have a fit when I told him the amateur couldn't play three straight notes of tha piece. "He is sure to throw us all out , " said I , "and ruin tbo performance. " Gotschalk sw re like a major , but 'twas no good. The bills were out- and he couldn't so back on his pro gramme , even If the gift of the hall for the night was no consideration to him. At last I hit on an Idea that fixed the business. The amateur came down to rehearsal and we praised him up until he thought he was to be the star of the night As soon aa he left tbe hall we took the hammers ont of his piano and made It as" dumb as an oyster. I guesied'ho ' would never know the difference with seven pianos going at once. The tuneful convention laughed. "And just an I thought , " said the leader , hammering on the table with his fl ss ; "thatamateur or his friends never discovered the trick. " "Nol" "No , sir ; he just sailed in and pounded on that piano as if It wa the worst enemy he ever had. H was was bound to show off among so many good pianists and hammered on his keyboard until the perspiration nearly blinded him. Now and then I looked at him approvingly to give him fresh cournga , and every time I did he gave the piano a lick that very nearly made matchwood of it. His friends all around threw bouquets at him till ho looked like a wedding arch , and when'twas all over his fond parent fell on his neck in the green room and slipped a check for $250 and a pass to the springs into his hand. The old man didn't know whether ha was standing on his hea.d or his heels , he was so tickled , and the way he.set up the wine for the crowd was a cau tion. " "Didn't ho do fine , " said he to me. "Among so many first-class profes sionals , too. " ' I never heard an amateur do so well In public , " tald I , "and what's more I mean it eh ? Don't think I was right ? " Kemlnlscences or a Cold. Winter. Leodrllie Chronicle. "You don't call thl cold , do you ? " gasped a red-nosed stranger , who stepped Into the office this morning while we were trying to encourage the thermometer to rigo np to the zero point. "Well , it ain't exactly sultry. " "No , but I tell you this ain't noth ing to a little snap we had while I was working on The Morning Herald , up in Minnesota. " "Oolder'n it's here ? " "Well , I should smile. Why , the ink froza so hard the reporters used to break the bottles and cut U in sticks to use like lead-pencils. And ther mometers ! Why , we had to splice two of 'em together to get anything like an Idea of the temperature. Ev erything froze , Cocktails , the boys used to carry around in their pockets in the shape of cylinders. I saw the biggest kind of a fight once because a man wanted to bite off a cocktail , whereas the owner desired to cut it off. Editors used red-hot stoves for chairs , and it was the hardest work to light a lamp yon ever did see. Many and manj a time I've carried a lamp to the stove to thaw ont the flame that was frozen solid. The cold outside was so awful intense that when it came In contact with the warm air it con gealed It instanter Into snow. One day we got the office tolerably warm , when some foliar opened the door and it immediately began to snow In the room. In two minutes the 'beautiful * was four feet deep , and the composi tors had to get around to their cases on snow shoes , and there was some talk of bringing the paper-cutter np and using it for a sleigh. Bnt that wasn't all. The air , all turned to snow , created sneh a vacuum in the room that the pressure of the outside -itmosphere broke in all the windows , and killed the foreman and the ex change editor. Besides thlsthe Icicles on the roof used to gat as big as . " "Enough 1" we cried , "throw off your disguise dissemble no longer ; we re cognize you our old , time-honored friend , EH Perkins. " Is It Orono ? Phccnlx ( Arizona ) Oizotts. The remark so often made and heard in Arizona about dead bodies drying np and blowing away received a pretty strong verification at the reinterment of Dan Dietrich recently. Although death occurred eight months ago and the body had been burled only in blankets , every feature was distinct and perfect , and any ono who had known Dan daring his life-time would at once recognize him. The hair ap peared to have grown sincq his death and still remained its natural color. No unpleasant odor was perceptible , and one might easily have supposed ho was examining a well-preserved mummy. Since the first Interment the body only shrunk and dried up , and no sign of decay could be found except In the region of the stomach , and that was due more to the fact of that portion of the body having been op ened during the post-mortem exam ination than to natural causes. The body had , however , in that time lost over two-thirds of its weight , dwind ling from 140 pounds to less than 50 pounds. This remarkable state of preservation , In our hot , dry climate and soil , is by no means uncommon , as many present could cite similar cases. An Attempt at Domestic Bllsa , and How 1 Failed. Detroit Free Press. Monday morning a colored man with a lame leg , a bad cough and a troubled look called at the Gratiot av enue station and said to the captain : "I doan want to make any trouble , bnt I'd like tor ax yer advice on ear- tin pints. " "Go ahead. " "Well , my old woman swears she's gwlne to leave me. We can't git on worry well , but I doan want her to go. " "Then you had batter go homo and ask forgiveness and show your love for her. " "Yes , sab , I'll throw my arms aronn' her de minlt she opens de doin. " He returned at about the same hour on Tuesday , and when asked how his plans worked ho explained : "I doan' want to make any trouble , bntdeminit I begun to crawfish , de ole woman begun to got sassy an * ride over me. She kicked my dog out doahs , called me names , and threatened me wid a club. Captlng , hasn't I got any authority ober dat female ? " "Yea , but you must be careful. " "I'll be keerful , sah. I shan't lav hands on her , but I'll gin her to know who bosses dat cabin 1" Just before dark he reappeared at the police station with his voat collar ripped off , his face scratched up and blood dropping from one car. "I doan want to make any troub le , " ho began. " but yon see how de plan worked ? The minit I began to boss she flew at me like a wolfess , an' whar am I now ? Dat's two plans ; an' now I'd like some mor' advice. " "Perhapi if you stay away from home all night , she will be in a more pleasant mood In the morning. " "P'raps she will , sah. P'raps she'll kinder 'spect dat Iza dun jumped into de ribber , an' mebbe dat will soften her up a bit. " Tbe day force had scarcely taken possession of the station Wednesday morning when in walked the man of trouble. His hair was white with frost , his ears were like cardboards , and he stood before the captain a full minute before he could gasp out : "Gone. " "Who ? " "Don " gone ! "What Is It ? " "Do ole woman ! She packed up all do traps las' night an' slid , and now I'm turned ont on de world wid empty pockets an' a system all broke downl" "Well , that's bad , mused the offi cer. cer."Yes , sab , an' it's all owin' to you. " "Me ? " "Yes , sah. If I'd brgan right wid , dat woman if I had cached her bj de wool an' lifted her toes off de floo' when she gin-me de fust sassy word , Td be pokin' de fire in de kltchon Stove dis werry minute. I tried de crawfish plan , an1 I tried coershuc , an * I tried the suicide dodge , an' now heah's a mass of ruins' as de result. Take down my name as a wsgrant an' rend me np whar I kin forgit ray grief. Gone dun gone dan gonel" The European Larch. Pioneer Presf. From long experience with the Eu ropean larch I am prepared to speak of its good qualities and rapid growth. It is not In the least inclined to sap the ground like the willow or cotton- wood. I think it should supersede both of those varieties for general planting on all clay lands , as it will not grow on wet. From my observa tion of the growth and habits of the larch , I feel quito confident they can be grown for fences between quarter section road sides , as wind brakes around buildings. Plant them in straight rows about a foot ap&rt , and they will require no cultivation. -They will not beonly handsome , but in a few years a good and per manent fence can be grown , which at all seasons of the year will be free from worms and insects , which is not the csse with willows and other trees. Seedlings three years old , from ten to fifteen inches high , are the beet age to plant cut. They should bo planted aa early in the spring as possible. The roots must not be exposed to the air. Hog Cholera. Just at the present time there is considerable agitation on the subject of hog cholera , not so much with a vie ir to its prevention or to ascertain the causes aa to deprecate its exis tence. Intelligent investigations by some men deeply interested In the matter , have proved to their minds , at least , that the disease exists only where the animal has been led contin ually on one kind of food , as , for in stance corn and water. In every case where this tas been done , hogs have invariably suffered from this disease' and have remained free from It when fed on a variety- food. Those who look carefully after the sanitary condition of their hogs , both in feeding and caring for them , need have no fear , even If sur rounded by this disease , of having it attack their stock. Some there are who claim that it is nothing moro or less than worms , and certainly there are many indications that warrant them in maintaining this position , as worms in large numbers are always seen in the excrements , and the medicine that removes these cure the hog. Others again denominate it corn disease , because the trouble most always exists among those awine that are fed almost entirely on corn alone. Whatever the disease Is It can certainly be re moved to a great extent by giving more attention to properly feeding and caring for hogs , and not be dis posed to let them look ont for them selves , as is now the too prevalent custom. Cleanliness is just as Im portant to the good health of swine as It is of any other animal , and wherever this is looked after disease has no existence. It is not seen in the pure thoroughbred hogs , and why ? Because their owners carefully watch that they are properly fed and cared for , while onr common hogs are too frequently left to care for themselves , and fed on com alone , which being very heating In its nature and also very fattening , produces that condition which more readily causes or attracts disease than if a variety of foods , such as potatoes , roots , or apples were given occasionally. Look well after the sanitary condition of your hogs , give them more care than attention and yon will soon cease being troubled with the so-called hog cholera. [ Stockman. Rochester Herald , * "Deacon , " said the widow , as she gently stroked in a feline manner the maltese tabby that evidently lay in her lap for that purpose , "don't you long for spring , with Its balmy breath , its warm sunshine , its radiant flowers and its gentle showers , which awaken na ture and puts life into everything that has laid cold and dead during the long winter , and brings everything up out of the cold , cold ground iuto life ? " "Well , hardly , widow. " responded the old deacon , "you know I buried my second wife last fall. " ASTONISHING THE WORLD. Fet a perfect renovation of ex hausted and enfeebled constitutions , female weakness and general decline , nothing so surely and apeedlnply pro duces a permanent cure as .Electric Bitters. Their wonderful cures are astonishing the world. For Kidney and Urinary Complaints they are a perfect specific. Do not give up In despair for Electric Bitters will posi tively cure , and that where everything else falls. Sold by all druggists , at fifty cents a bottle. (2) ( ) REGISTRATION NOTICE. hunt OF NEBRASKA , ) Docous Coairrr , f Notlca'a hereby given to the ( lectors of Uft > Fourth Ward , City of Omaha , that I will sit"In the store of James Forsylh , north-test coiner < f 10th and Capitol AveauB. on Monday , Tuesday and Wedneidav , lurch 28ta , 29th and SOth , and Friday. Saturday and llond y , April lit , 2nd and 4tb , 1831 , for the pnrposo of registering the electors of said ward , for city o ectlon to bo held on tbo Sth day ol April , 1831. Dne Notice Is hereby given , that , a New List of tbo electors will have to be mule , owing to the changes mtdo in tbe ward boundary , and tlit electors will govern themselves accordingly. In witness whererf , I hereunto set my hand this 18th day of March , "A. D. " 1831. JOHNS. WOOD , mlOto a5 Beglstrar. REGISTRATION NOTICE. THIBD WABD. All voters mrth of Howard street , o t ot JCth street and scnth of Davenport wLl take notice , I lit as rcgla'rar of voters at my office , north east corner of 14th and DougUs streets ( To. 1324) ) up t.talrg , on March 21st and Ma.ch 18th , and April 4ln , 1881 , for rezlitration snd cor rection of 3rd ward voters. WM. H. RILEY , mZlto al Beristrar 3rd Ward. REGISTRATION NOTICE. Snis Or NIBJUSKA , ) DOCOLIS Cocrrrr , j83- Notice IB hereby given to the legal voters of tha First TCird. City of Omihi , that I will sit at Bell's Drug Store , 820 South Tenth street , on Monday , Tne-day , Wednesday and Thursday , March 28th , 29th , SOth and 31U , and Friday and Saturday , April lit and 2nd , for the purpose of registering the voters of said ward. A new list will be made , snd all voters ot said ward are re quested to appear personally , that tneir names may be properlv rezlstered. Witness my hand this 21st ilay of March , A. D. 1881. F. M. STENBERO , m22 lot Registrar. REGISTRATION NOTICE. STATS OF NKBRISKA , ) Douoias COBSTT , fra- Kotlas isherzby givei thit I will ait at the U. P. Bikery , 16th street , 6la , on Thursday , Friday and Saturday , Marh ? 4th , ! 5th and XCth , 1831 , for tbe T nrpoeo of rcgijtcrinr the electors of the 6th Wart , City of Omaha , Dourtaj County. In witness whereof , I hen unto set my hand 7BCHDTiiEK WAKEFIELD , mK-Et Registrar of Said Ward. SPECIAL MASTER COMMISSION ER'S SALE. By virtue of an order of rale Issued out of the District Court , In and for Douglas Countjr , he- braska , and to me directed , I will , on the Oth day of April , A. D. 1881 , at 10 o'clock a. m. of f aid day , at the south deer of the Comt Hcuw In the city of Omatu , Douzks Cuunty , Ne braska , sell at public auction the property ae- scribf d In said order , to wit : Lot lix (6) ( ) in block one hundred an I seveUj-one (171) ( ) , in the dty of Omiha , Douglii County , Nebraska , together with all the appurtenances thereunto belonging to B.tijfya judgment ef raid court recovered by Ferdinand Streitz , p'alntlff , and against Andre w R. Orchard , et. al. defendant. m'l-Bt SpedU MastJr Commissioner. , T * A"Pg"FT ] mm NO CHANGING CARS BBTWMES OMAEAAM ) CHICAGO , Where Dire ct connections ar llxdo With Through Sleeping Car Lines TO New York , Boston/ Philadel phia , Baltimore , Wash ington , AND Al.Tj EASTERN OlTiE3. THE SHORT LINE via PEORIA for lndianapolisCincinnatiLouis- ville. ASD AUi rOUTS K T&X THE BEST LINE FOB ST. LOUIS , Where Direct Connections are made in the UNION DEPOT wl h Through Sleeping Car Lines for all Points s o TTOH : . The New Line for 3DBS .a.Eoasr.BS. : The Favorite Koute for The nneqnaled indacemcnta offered by this Line to Travelers and Tourirts , are as follow * : 3 lie celebrated Pullman ( iC-whecl ; Palace Sleep- In ? Cars , tun only on this Lino. C. , B. & Q. P Iac * Drawing-Koom Cora , with , Borton's Re clining Ch Ire No eitra chArgre for Seats in Beclinln ? Chairs. The famous C. , B. ft Q. Palace Dlnlne Can. Gorgeous Smoking Cars fitted with Elegant Iligh-Backed Rattan llevolviug Chxira for the ercluilvo use of first-class pisacn- gera. gera.Steel Track and Sapcrior Kqulpment , com * blued with their Great Through Car Arrange * ment , makes this , above all others , the favorite Berate to the East , South , and South-East. Try it , and you will find trarellng a luxury Instead ot * discomfort. Through Ticket"trU thh Celebrated. Line for gale at all offices In tbo United fitatcsan J Canada. All information about Rates of Fare , Sleeping Car Accommodations , Time Tables , &c , will be cheerfully given by appl > ingr to JAMES R. WOOD , General Passenger Apent , Chicago. T. J. POTTcR , General Manager , Chicago SHORT LINE 1S8O. K.G.ST.JOE&G.B.B.B. , Is the only Direct Line to ST. LOUIS AND THE EAST JTrom OMAHA and the WEST. Ho change o ! can betwoan Omaha and St. Loull ind bnt one between Omaba and Hew York. SIX DAILY PASSENGER TRAINS XUOHIMAU Eastern & IVfestern Cities With leaa charge ! and in dranea o ! other Ilnet. Ibis entire line U equipped with Pullman's Palace Sleeping Carl , Palace D > Coach * eg.MlUer's Safety Platform and Coupler and the celebrated Westlnghouso Alr-Brake. W3EE THAT TOUR TICKET MTTlaKaniaB City , St. Joseph JVTonndlBlnffs b.R..7la 8 /OTJoo and.St.Lonia.'M Ticket ! for sale at all coupon itatlona la the West. J. 7. BARHARD , A. a DAW 3 , Oon'lSapt. , Genl Pa .ai Ticket A t St. Joseoh , Ho. St. Joseph , Mo , W 0. SEACHP.E3T , Ticket .Agon. , 1020 Farahaia Btroet , ANDYBORDEN , A. B. BARNARD , Paaa. AgentOmaha. Geu'rl Azent. Omaha. SYTHECSEOF DB. BOSANKO'S ' PILE REMEDY. INTERNAL EXTERNAL , AND ITCHING PILES rlcM tat CBCC on the application of Dj tto anUo'Si rite Jte edy. whlcit nct f rcctly upoa the part * mOkftfA , ab ort lB > iSe Tampan , allaying the tmtrafe tttm all ottoff s-esacdlct Itiineritm. DO NOT DELAIT tctfl the drain on the ( Tatem prodoc * termaneat dlsabUIty , Jw fcoy It , TRY IT ABNE CURED PRICF > 50 CENTS. ASK YOUR DRUGGIST FOR IT , MMlwbeB7oac.innotobtaInUeniIm.-ni rill Bend It , prepaid , on receipt o7prlc 3r. Bowtako * * Treatise OB Pile * Dent fro Hi application. Addresa * E DR , BOSANKO MEDICINE CO. P1QUA.O. THE OOLOSABO BUSINESS COLLEGE Thlslnstltntion , located at Denver , Colorado , the Educational and Commercial center o ! the West , U pre-eminently the best and most practi cal o ! Its kind ( or the ] MERCANTILE TRAINING -OF- Young Men and Ladies. G. W. FOSTER. Piesldent , D. W. OADY , Secrotaiy. The most eitfiBsSve , thorough and complete nstitutlon ot the kind In the world. Thousands of accountants anil Business men , In the prin cipal cities and towns ot the United States , owe their success to oar course of training. The Bight Kind of Education for Young Men and Ladies. Fine , new brick block , at Junction o ! throe treet car lines. Elegantly fitted and fornlahed tpartments or the application of and carrying out of our norel and systematic methods of BUSINESS TEAimNG , Young men who contemplate bnainrsa Ufa. and parents having sons to educate , are partlca * Urly requested to send for our n w Circular , which will give full Information as to terai. ondltion of entrance , etc. Address G , W. FOSTEB. President , < r Denver Colorado. THE DAILY BEE the Latest Homa and Tele- News of tb Day. FRITSCH'S PRUSSIAN Cough Syrup THE LATEST VICTORY OF MEDICAL SCIENCE. The only existing remedy for every spe cies c2 Acute or Chronic Disease ot the Organs of Respiration * , and an absolato SPECIFIC FOR CONSUMPTION ! rpms all-powerful vegetable prepara. JL tion azpcls from the Innga and air pas sages , the mucus anil mat o-pus produced by pulmonary Inflammation , heaU the Irritated mcmbraaes. and renovate * every organ vrhlch utilizes the breath of X.ifo. It contains no stupefying poison , and is In all respects a healthful medi cine. The rapidity and certainty with which It ANNIHILATES A COUGH Is astonishing. Its effects go deeper than the mere symptoms of pulmonary dis ease and discharges the cause from the system. Free and painless expectora tion Is the mode by-which it relieves the lungs , chest and throat from the burdens which oppress them ; thus arresting Con sumption and Bronchitis In the germ be fore they reach the more dangerous stages. The emaciated sufferer BATTLING FOR LIFE Trith the most terrible scourge of onr cll- innte trill find Frltsch's Prussian Cough Syinp a potent ally , and -will assuredly win the fight by adhering strictly to thU great medicine. The CASES NOW ON RECORD In-which It has bean administered with entire success as a remedy for every va riety ot malady which afreets the Ke- spiratory Functions , amountto _ moro FIVE THOUSAND ntthepresent date , nndyet the prepara tion is only In the Infancy ot Its useful ness. The great defect of all Cough Remedies hitherto Introduced Is that they are simply cxpnlsory. Hence they nre useless ; for unions the causes of the ) acrid secretions which are coughed up are removedand the ruptured , inflamed or maturated surfaces healed and re stored to their natural tone , a care Is impossible. Frltsch's Prussian Cough Syrup accomplishes these objects. The mucus and muco-piu which are the con sequence of IjunglMncase , are thrown off by It , while at the same time it soothes and invigorates the weakened tissues. "LIFE FOR THE LUNGS. " For coughs , colds , influenza , bronchial dlfllcultles. tightness of the chest.hoarse- ness , sore throat , trnchitls , Inflamma tion of the lungs , difllcuity of breathing , pleurisy andall disorders of apnlmonarj- nature , it has never been equaled. Sole agents in America , EICHABDSON & CO , St. Louis , Mo. SOLD BY ALIi DRUGGISTS. PRICE ONIVT 25 CENTS.1 A new and hitherto nnknoirn renedy ( or all diseases of the Kidneys , Bladder , and Urinary Orrang. It will positiv cly core Diabetes , Gravel , Drop sy , Briffht'8 Disease , inability to retain or ezpell thi Urine , Catarrh of the Bladder , high cole red and scanty crlne. Painful Urinating , LAMS BACK , Ueneral Weakness , and ail Female Com plaints. It avoids Internal medicines. Is certain In it effects and cures when nothln ? elao can For sale by all Drn Ists or sent by man free upon receipt of the price , 12.00. DAY NEY PAD CO. , PROP'RS , Toledo , O. ta-a your address for oar little book , How a WM Saved. " UK3 K. ISH , Aj-ant for Habrulu. SIOUX CITT & PACIFIC USD St , Paul & Sioux City RAILROADS. The Old Reliable Sioux City BouU I 100 MILES SHORTEST ROUTE 1 From COUNCIL BLUFFS to ST. PAUL. MINNEAPOLIS DULUTH , or BISMAROK , And all points In Northern loin , Minnesota and Dakota. This Una la equipped with the Im proved Westlnzhonae Automatic Air Brake * and Miller Platform Coupler and Buffer. And for SPEED , SAFETY AND COMFORT Is nnrorpaawd. Elegant Drawtnz Boom ind Sleeping Canowned and controlled by the com 9017 , run Through Without Change between nlon Pacific Transfer Depot , Council Blnffs , and St. Paul. Trains leave tha Union Pacllfe Transfer Depot at Council Bluffs , at 6:15 : p m. , reaching Sionz City at 10:20 p. m. , and St. Paul at 11.05 a. m , making HOURS nr ADTAHCX of AHY OTBKB Rouxa. Returning , leave St. Pan ! at 830 p. m. , ar- rlvlnr at Sioux City at 1:15 a. m. , and Union Paclnc Transfer Depot , Council Blnffa , at BtfO a. m. Be euro that your tickets read via "S. 0. ft P. B. B. ' F. C. HILLS. Superintendent , HlflBonrI Valler , Iowa1 F. E. BOBIKSOK , Wt Gen'1 PMS. Agent. J. H. OT3BTAN , and Paasenger Agent , Council blnffi Gentle Women Who want glossy , luxuriant and Travy tresses of abundant , beautiful Hair must nso LYON'S KATHAIEON. This elegant , cheap article always makes the Hair grow freely and fast , keeps it from falling ont , arrests and cures grayness - ness , removes dandruff and itching , makes the Hair strong , giving it a curling tendency ana keeping It In any desired position. Beau tiful , healthy Hair is the sure result Qf using Katuairoo , MAKE NO MISTAKE ! MICA ATT.7. GEEASE Composed largely of powdered mica and Isinglass Is the beat and cheapest lubricator In the world , Jtlsthebestbecausel t dotsnot ram , but forms a highly polished surface orer tha aile , delz away with a largo amount of friction. It a the cheapest because Ton need use but half tie quantity In greasing your wagon thatyou wouU of any other arle grease made , and then run your w agon twice as Io g. It nsw * ? MwellfSr Mill Oearlng , Threshing JMacfitoes , . for wagons Send fer Pocket Busrzle&c.a CySopedlaof Thlngs Wortn Knowing. Mailed CO. , 81 MICHIGAN AVBNDB , -Ask Your Dealer For It OCt2 EZIDNEGBN is highly recommended and unsurpassed for Weaker or Foul Kidneys , Dropsy , Blight's Disease , Loss of Eaergy ; Nervous Debility , or any Obstructions arising : from Kidney cr Bladder Diseases. Also for Tello-w- Fever Blood and K Poisoning , in infected malarial sections. jaTBy the distillation of a TORKST LEAF with JUSIPZR BEBRIKS tnd BARLET MALT w hay dlscoTered KlDNEOEK.which acts speclflcallT on the KMnays and Urinary Organs , nmoting injurioxn' depnlts formed In the bladder and preventing any straining , smarting sensatlcn heat or Irritation In the membranous llalng of the ducts or water pigKLge. It exdUa > healthy action In the Kidneys grlTta.- them strength , Tiger and restoring : those organs to a healthy condition , showing Its eJctta on both the color and easy flow of urine. It can bo taken at all times. In all climates and nndenll circumstances without injury to the system. Unlike any other preparation for Kidney difficnltias it has a Tery pleasant and agretibl * taste and fUror. It hvj been difficult to make a preparation containing posltire diuretic properties which will not nauseate , but be acceptable to tb stomach * Before taking any UTermedldBO. try a bottla ot RON EG EN to CLKiUSK the KIDNEYSfrom foul matter. Try It and you will always nsd t as a family med'dna. Ladles especially will like It and Gentlemen will find KIDNEaEX the best Kidney Tonic erernsodl u NOTICB-Each bott'e bears the signature of LAWRENCE 4 MARTIN , also a Proprietary Gown ment Stamp , which permit * KIDNEOEN to be sold ( withou. license ) br DruyjlaU , Grocer * snd Other Persons i verywhere. Put up in Quart size Bottles for General and Family Use. * * If not found at your Druggist * or Grocers , we will Knd a bottle prepaid to the nearest express office to you. , , 'f LAWRENCE & MARTIN , Proprietors , Chicago , Ills. * Sold by DBUGGISTS , GEOOEES and DEALEES eYerywhefej Wholesale ajents In Omaha , STEELK , JOHNSON ft CO. , will supply the lr d at minnlact n prices , f IT IS . . * * A GRATIFYING FACT THAT THE .T- . ! WHITE SEWING W1AGHIN 1:1 Gives universal Satisfaction and that it is steadily A - r > N fc ily and rapidly increasing in public lavor. 1 ittltf The White Machine iustly claims to be the tJ i Eiflr best made , the easiest running , the 'simplest in- construction and the most perfect Machine in the market. The White Co. employ as agents men of integrity - ) . . tegrity , and purchasers are always satisfied , because they find everything just as repres- ented. Everybody should use this Machine. The , sales so far this year are more than double the corresponding time last year. . ' All orders addressed to the Omaha 'Office will be promptly filled. JOHN ZEHRUNG , Cor. Davenport and 15th Sts. Oraaba. 'Ua CORHSCT & Droves beyond any reasonable question that tbo - CHICAGO ! & I NORTH-WESTERN i R1Y Is by all odds the best road for you to take when travellns In either direction between f ; I Chicago and all of the Principal Points In the West , North and Northwest.Tkfl Caref oily examine this Map. The Principal Cities of the West and Northwest are Stations on this road.- Its through trains make close conncctlona tritU tliotralnaol all railroads at Junction points. > , THE CHICAGO & NORTH-WESTERN RAILWAY , Over all of Its principal Mnes.rnns each way dally from two to fourormoro Trains. It Is the only road west ot Chicago that uses Uio - . _ ---1. grr { PULLMAN 'HOTEL DINING CAHS.V Tifftifnx. * Tt fttfl * ? VJ AI/IIUI * * urAAUtifi > MllbQ * ' "VVInona , Minnesota & Central DnkotaiLtac.1 * , _ . - - . . . . . . w .a by all Coupon Ticket Agents Canadas. j . Eemembcr to ask for Tickets via this road , bo sure they read over It , and take none bth'er. HABYIS nUQHIIT. Genl Manager , Chicago. faVf. JL 3XBHXEIT , Genl Pass. Agent , Chlcagoi' HABBYP.OaEL , TickAzsnt C. 4 N. W. Railway , llth aw-anihaiii8t-e ! | ! | Js. t i ) . E KIMBAJjL , Ass' UntTicket AzcntC 4K. W. Ball-ray,14th anaja-nham Strata. , J. BBLiL , Ticket Asrent C. & K. W. Railway , U. P. K. R. Depot. JAMK3 T. CLARK 'OananJ Agent. id HIVERICK : EDDING , FEATHER STTAJ3BS. And EverytMng pertaining to the FrjrnituT6 aii'd Upholstery Trade , > ' ' A COMPLETE ASSORTMENT OF HEW GOODS AT THE eCJjEt/sVJ an It me/a In ut 1208 and 1210 Farnham Street. . E U 1001 FARNHAM , cor. lOtli. Grand Display SPRINGS CLOTHINGJ 14 * rf i ) SI. ' !