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THE BAIL ? BEE. OMAHA PUBLISHING GOPROPRIETORS - SIS Parnlsun , ba. 9tk and 10th Strtitt TEttilS OF SUBSCRIPTION , 1 Oopy 1 year , In advance postpaid.18.00 ) 8 months " " . . . . . .1.00 8 months " " . /.8.00 TIKE TABLES- THE MAILS. C , * N. v7.B.R.5SOa. m. , S49p. m 0. B. ft Q.6 CO a , m 2:10 p. m. 0. . I & P. B. B. . 130 , m. , 2tO : p. a * 0t Bt. JoettSO a. m. B.'CltyA PU a , m. s ' TOP. B-TL , 11:40 a. m. j O.r& K. V. to Lincoln , 10 fc. IB. B. 4 K. K. R8:40 fcn. , ' ommta 0. & K. W. B.R. , 11 ft. a. , 11 p. m. 0. B. & O. , 11 a. K. , 850 p. m. 0. R. I. i P. , 11 a. ra. , 11 p. m. O.B.b8t , Joe.lla.ia. , lip a. C. P. B. B. . t p m. O. ft R. V. from Lincoln , 1SS10 p. m , B. City & P. , 11 a.m. B. &M. lnheb.,4 p. ra. LoMlioalls for States low * leave but oncf i day , vta4:30 a. m. r v v - oace open from IS to 1 p. m. Sundays. THOMAS F. HALL. Postman * i. Arrival And Departure of Trains CHIOS PACIFIC. " LI ATX. .ARRIVE. Pally Express. . . . 11:15 p. m. 1:25 p.m. do Mixed 810 pi m. 425 p. m. , do Freight .620 a. m. 1:40 p. IT. do .8:15 a.m. li oa.tn. XIUR OABD OF THE BURLINGTON. lilAVXOICAIUL , I AEWIGCA1LL Kxproe3..EtO ? . m. I Exproea..10:00 a. m , Hall . .CXQ a. m. I Mall IOKK ) p. m. Sundays Excepted. | Sundays Excepted. CHICAO O.JKOCK ISLAND & PACIFIC. Kail _ .6:09 : a. m. 1 Mall 10:00 p. m. Kxproas..E:40 : p. tn. | Express . .10:60 a. m. CHICAOO KOBTHWKSTEBH. Hall . .G.-OO a. m. 1 Mat ! _ 7:28 p. m. JC'prc e8:40pIm. | EzprK8.lCKOOa.-m. Sundays excepted. KANSAS CITY , ET. JOE ft COUNCIL BLUFFS LZAVB AKKTVX. Kail . . .8:03 a. m. I Expr n.7 : < 0 .in. Express 0:00 : p. ru. I Mafl 7:24 t.m. The only line roanlmt Pullman Sleeping Carl ont of Omaha to Union Depot. OMAHA , > & 'iJJORTnERN."NEBRASKA EAIL- WAY COMPANY. Leave. Arrive , frjirfff1 TTR-no . m. ) rprc i.4SO p , to. Muod lMp tn. ( Mixed 10:45a.m Dally Except Sundays. B. 4 H. B , B. In NEBRASKA. LXATZ. ARBITK , Express. , 8:50a ml Freight. . . ; . . 6.30 m Freight. . . . . . CE5 p m J Express 4U p m BIOUX CITY & ST. PAUL B. B. Mkll..6IOami Express 10:00 am Express 8.40pm | fit i 720 p m . , W ABASH. HI. LOUI8 ft PACIFIC. TrUATOI. AIUVB. flin.i.8am.l | _ _ . _ _ 6a.m Express..SiOp. m. | Express . .4:25 p.m. Leave Omaha , dally : 8 a. m. , 9 a , m , 10 a tn. , 11 a. m. . 1 p. m. , X p. m. , 8 p. m , 6 p. m , , 6 p. m. , . , Leave Council Bluffs ; 8:55 a. m. , 0 5 a , m , , 10:15 a. m. , USS a , m. , 1:25ji. m. , 2:25 p. m. , Brtfi p. m. , C35 p. m. , 6 5 p. m. , Fear trips on Sunday , leaving Omaha at B and 11 . m. , 2 and B p.-BU ; Council Bluffs. * > t 926 , 11:26 a. to'and ! & and & 2G p. m. Leave Omaha : 5 a. m. , 7 ft. m.fSiSO . m. , 1 p. m. , liO p. tn. , 7:25 p. m. , . Leave Conndl Bluffs : 6:16 a. m , , 6tO a. m. , 11:40 am , < 6:25p. > in , , 7:00 p. m. , 7:50 p. to. Daily excspt Sunday. OMAAA & REPUBLICAN VALLEY B. . tBIVK , ARKIVJL Ilatl . _ _ 10:15a.m. , ,1:55 p.m. Dallr except Sundays. ATmtilYft-AT-LAB. J. ENCL'SH ' , A HORSEY AT LAW-310 South Thirteenth , J. . .MWODIWORTH. . HARtES POWELl , USTICE OF XBK JPEACE Comer Hth and s. . Om&liaKeb. . SJMERAt , TTOEiiKT AT L.4.W Room { .Orelghton Block , 16th Bt. . OHAHA. TTJEB. _ D. L THOMAS , AT LAW Loans money , bnye AITORKET real estate. Boom 8,0relghton Ulock. A. C. T80UP , TIOSCKT AT LAW OOoe la nanacom1 ! A Block , with Ooorgc E. Prltchelt , 1608 raraham Stl _ OMAHA. KEB. DEXTER L THOMAS , AT LATT-Crnlcxthiuik sBnlld toy. /L fe % CHADWICK. fTORKET AT LAW Office ISM F mhna , gtr ct. _ _ _ ft8. L FEABQBV , A.WTKE Oflce In Cr lffnton Bloat , n zt U iPortOSca , OMAEA.HEBEABKA. ( COTABY TUBHO. JOLlBOTIOire MAPI ' - | O'BRIEH & Attorneys-at-Law , ornOE-Umon Block.Fifteenth and Farnhssi' ATTORNEY AT LAW. KMACH W.OOK,1feOR.'fiOUC. & 1BTH STS. OKAHA , MEB. W. J. Connell , Attorney-at-Law. O moc-Froat 10000,00 Bt ln , In HaMown'i aw brick bnlWlof , N. W. coroM fifteenth nd eR > h&m Streets. .KKHCK. CHAB-B.K1WOK KEDICK & KEDICK , Attorneys t-Law. Bpsdal atUnlion mil b given to M snlU * g tart corporations ot evcrr dcscrtitloarfll practice In ! Rho Court * of ths btate and the t&nlUd BtaUi. Office. 3T mli ni 3t. , oppwlto Ootxrt House. - EDWARD ff.Si8ERAU 3TOKKIT AT IAW Boora-4 Creation " " ' ' t. F. MANDERSOK , XT AT tAW sq Famham Omaha gabrtato. W. T. RlCBAKM. O- * RICHARDS & HUHT , Attorneys-at-Law Qmct SIB South Fourteenth Etreot. SANTA OLiAUS FOUND. Greatest Discovery of tue Age. Wonde-fnl divoverlealn the world hare baonmade AinonI- other thlnfB Wicr Santa Kaua BUj-ed Children ott lc JI he maVec Roods or not , - U rally he flvw lu a mountain ot 6nonr. Ust year nn cicurricn sailed clear to the Pole odllk kho AUtt BUdJClliy QTOppOGiUKJ Y * * * 'v " . Whore wonder ot wonden thcyfound ancwland , f hllelalrj-fik * beings tppoftrod on each hand. There were mountains like ours , with more beautiful freen , .And far brighter sklce than ever were seen , IBlrds with the hnos of a rainbow were found , While flowers of exquisite fragrance wore grow lug around. . . . Kot ionc were they left to wonicr In doub < A beta soon came they had heard much about , TwuBtnU Claus' s6If and this they all say , le looted like the picture * esee every day. rasstean I fTaejhoppers Instewl-of rclndser , Herod laai3 UlnsteadoIaBleIgh , B t be took th m onboard and drove Ihom He Bhoired them all over bis wonderful realm , And factories maldnR Roods for womsn andmen Furriers were worklnr on hats creatand Bmtll , lo Bunce" * thor eald they were Bending them aU. rta Klnjrlo , the Glove Bakertold them at once , AU our Gloves we are Bending to Bunco , 6auta showed them suspcndera and man ? thlngf Sayal took thee to friend Bnncrt stor * . Bant Clans then whispered a ecr t beM tell , As In Omaha e JT one knew Bunco w U , He therefore sholudeoaa W Rood * , to hto care , Knowing Ate Meno-swDl ret thell fall share , . How remember ye dwellersln Omaha town , AU who want prcsonU to Bunco's go-round , for shirts , collars , or jrloves great and small , Send TOUT sister or aunt one and aL. Bonca , Champion Hatter of the Wort , Domrlal . et. Omaha Hamburg Line. WERKLY LINE OF STEAMERS LEAVING NEW YOBK EVERY THDBSDAY AT a r. K. , FOR England , Franca and Germany Kor Passage apply to C. B. RICHARD & CO. . General Fassenger Acenti , 61 Broadway , KawYorfe. HENRY rUXDT. VINEGAR WORKS ) EBNST KEEBS , "Manager ff Uasutaotum of all kinds ot ' ' ' V ntt St. Ktt. ? ri.and Wu QKABA SEB , < ' J * It' ' + OMAHA BUSINESS DIRECTORY. ART EMPORIUMS n Uosca * Emporlom , 1618 Dodge Street , Jltel Encrannjs , Oil P-Intinss , Chromes Fancr Frames. FramlD mSpedalty. Low prices. J. EOSKEU , 1809 DongUg at. Good Styles. ABSTRACT AND REAL ESTATE. JOHN L. McCAOUE , opposite postofflee. _ _ W. R. BAUTLETr , 817 Sonth I3th Street. ARCHITECTS. DTJFfiENE 4MENDELSSHOK , ARCQTITECrS , Boom 14 , Creighton Block. A T. LABOE. Jr. , Boom 3 , Crelehton Block. BOOTS AND SHOES. JAMES DiVIKE & C0n Fine Boots and Shoes. A good assortment ol home work on hand , cor. 12th and Harncy. TH03 EEICKSOK , S. E. cor. Jfith and Douglas JOaXFORTDNATUS , COS 10th St. , manufactures tc order good trork at fair prices. Eepalricf done. BED SPRINGS- J. F. LABBIMER , Manufacturer. VlBsehenfBlk. BOOKS , NEWS AND STATIONERY J. I. FBDEHAUF , 1016 Farnham Street. B/TTE8 AND EGOS- McSHANC &SCHEOEOEK. thoolde.tB. andE. house In Nebraska , esUblisbedUTS , Omaha. BOARDING CEXT&AL CEXT&ALR5aTAURANT R5aTAURANT , MRS. A. RYAN , southwest cor. ICth aud Vftdge. Best Boird for ttie Honor. Satisfaction Guarantied. Meal i at a 1 Hours. Boird by tha Day , Week or Jlonth. Good Termc for CssK Furnished Rooms Supplirf. CARRIAGES AND ROAD WAGONS WM.SOTrDKEyo. 131D Hth and Harney St. CIVIL ENGINEERS AND SURVEYORS- ANDBEW BOdEWATEB , 1510 Farnham Bt. Town Surveys , Grade and Ee crare Stetemsa Specialty. COMMISSION MERCHANTS. JOHN G. WILLIS , lili Dodge Street. D. B. BEEMER , For details see large Adi crtlse- ment In Pall and Weekly. CIGARS AND TOBACCO. WEST AFRlTcCHER , Manufacturers of Cjars ! , and Who esale Daaleis in Tobaccos , 1305 Ueuj. W. r. LORES 2 KS. manufacturer , 61410th St. CORNICE WORKS. Western Cornice Workf , Manufacturers Iron Cornltc , Tin , Iron and Slate Boofing. Orders from any locality promptly executed in the best manner. Factory and Office 1310 Dodge Street. Galvanized Iron Coclccs , TVlndonrapa , etc. manufactured and put up in any part of the country. T. SINQuLD , ile Thirteenth St. CROCKERY. J. CONKER , 1309 Douglai St. Good Lino. CLOTHING AND FURNISHING COODS GEO. H. PETEUSON. Also U.ls , Caps , Boats , Shoes , Kotioni and Cutlery , 801 S. 10th t. CLOTHING BOUGHT. C. SHAW will pay highest cash price fir second hand clothing. Comer 10th and Famham. DENTISTS. DR. PAUL. Williams' Block , Qor. 15th & Podge DRUGS , PAINTS AND OILS. KUtlN&CO , Pharmacists , Fine Fancy Goods , Cor. 15th and Douglas Streets. W. J. WHITEHOUSE , Wholcsa'e & BcUil,16 st. 0. C. FIELD. 2023 Noith Side Cumlot ; Street. M. PARR , Druggist , 10th nd Ho ard Sti -DRY GOODS. NOTIONS , ETC- JOHN.H. F.iEHMANN&CO. , _ KewTork Dry Goodi Store , 1310 and ISlZFarn- bam street J. C. Enewdd , a'so Voits & sliots , 7 th & TaciBc FURNITURE. A. F. GBOSS , Kew and Second Hand Furniture and Stoves , 1114 Douglas. E. 0. Turccon Agt. J. BONNER , 1S09 Douglas St , Fine Goods , &c. FENCE WORKS OMAUA FENCE CO. GUST. FRIES & CO. , 121S Harney St. Improv ed lea Boxes , Iron and Wcod Fences , office Callings , Conntcriof Pin and Walnut. FLORIST. A. Donaehue , plant ? , empowers , seeds , boqneta etc. , K. W. cor 16th and Douglas Sts. FOUNDRY. JOHN WEARNE & SO.Nd.cor. 14th & Jackson Et. GROCERS- Z. STEVENS 21st between Cnmlng and Izard. T. A. UoSHAKE , Corner S3d ar.d Coming Sts. HATTERS. W. L PABBOTTE & CO , 1200 Douglas StrtotVholesale Exclusively. HARDWARE IRONAND STEEL DOLAN tfLaNGWORTHY , Wholesale , 110 and 112 IBth b't. A. HOLMES , comer 16th and California. HARNESS , SADDLES , &C. E. B. WEIST , S20 isth St , bet. Farn. & Bar- HAT AND BONNET BLEACHERY. Ladles c t > OOT Straw , Chip and Felt IlaU done up at northeast corner Seventeenth and Capitol avenue. WM. DOVE , PROP HOTELS CANFIELD HOUSE , Oco. Canfield , 9th & Farn , DORAN HOUSE , P. H. Cary , 813 Farnham Et. 8LAVE1T8 HOTEL , F. Slaven , 10th Street. Southern Hotel , Gns. Bamel.Bthi. Lcavonworth INTELUCEHCE OFFICE- MRS. LIZZIE DENT , 217 IGth Street. JUNK- B. BEBTHOLD , Barn and Metals. LAMPS AND GLASSWARE. J. EONNEB , 1803 Douglas St. Good Variety. MERCHAHT TAILORS- O. A.LlNDQOKSr , One ot oar most popular Ucrchact Tailors is ro- celTlnK the latest dctlgns for Eprlnp and Sum mer Goods for Rentlcm-n'a car. Stylish , dur&bln and prices 1 ow ai ver , 215 ISth beL Don ? . & Far. MEAT MARKETS- The Boston Market. MOOLE& JE3TGB , Fresh and Cured Moats , Game. Flah. Poultry. Ete. . 020 Cumlng Street. MILLINERY. MBS. C. A. BINOEB , Wholesale and BeUU , Fancy Goods In great variety , Zepnyrs , Card Boards , Hoiierr , ploves. corsets , &c Cheapest nonie in the West. Purchasers save 30 per cent. Order by Mad. 115 Fifteenth fct. * MILLS- OMAHA CIT V MILLS , 8th and Famnam St3. Wclshaiu Knw. , proprietors. PHYSICIANS AND SURGEONS- W. R. GIBBS , M. D. , Boom No. , t , Crelghton Block , Itth Street. p. S. I.bJSENRINd. M. D , Masonic Block. O 3i. HABT , M. D. , Kye and Ear , opp. posUfflce DR. L. E. GRADDY , Oculist and Anriat , 14th acd Douglas Streets. PHOTOGRAPHERS- CEO. IIEYN , PBOP. Grand Cfntral Caller } , 212 Sixteenth Street nou-MasonicIUU. iira'-classWorkandrrompt- ncea Guaranteed. PLUMBING , CAS AKD STEAM FITTING P. W. TARl'Y * CO. , 210 12ih St. , bet. Farn- bam & Douglas. Work promptly attended to. J ) . FITZPATRICK , 1109 Doujlas Street. PAINTING AND PAPER HANGING HEShY A. KOSlEfW.im DodfO Street. PLANING MILL. A. MOYER , manufacturer of fa h , doors. Minds , mo'dlnps , i cwels , balusters , hand rail' , furnish- Inc. scroll pawirg. JLc. , cor. Do ice and 9th sts. PAWNBROKER J. BOSENFELD , Si210th St. bet. Fa n. k Har. SHOW C4SE MANUFACTORY 0. J. WILDE , Manufacturer tnd Dealer in all lands of Show Caser , Uprlrh-.Cajei &C. , 1317 Cass St. STOVES AND TINWARE- A. BORMESTER , ' Dealer In Stoves and Tinware , and Manufacturer of Tin Roofs and all kinds of Bufldlns Work Odd Fellows' Block. J. BOXNER , 1S09 Done. St. Go.dand Cheap. SEEDS J. EVAKS , Wholesale and Betail Seed Drills and Cultivators. Odd Fellows II all. SHOE STORES. Phlllpp Lin ? , 1S20 Farnhamtt. bet. 13th & 14th. SECOND HAND STORE PKKKINS &LEAK , 1116 Douglas St. , New and Second Hand Fiimiture , Hiuse Fumishins Goods , is. , bonght and sold on narrow rca.jrins. SALOONS. BENBY KAUFMANS , In the tew brick block on Doulas Street , hal tut opened a most elegant Beer Hall. Hot Lunch from 10 to 12 every day. FLANNERY , On Farnham. next to the B. & M. headquarters , Lai reopened a neat and complete establish ment which , barring FIRE , and Hotter Ship- ton1 * PrephecT , will b open for the bojs with Hot Lnnch on and atur prewnidate. "Caledonia , " J. FALCONER , 67916th Street UNDERTAKERS CHAS. R1EWK , 1012 Famham bet 10th & llth 99 CENT STORES HENRY POHLKAN , toyj. noUonn , pictures , Jtwelry. ts , BIS Itth bet. Farnham t Dons'aj. P. C. BACK03,1205 Farobara zt , Jancy goods. A NEW DEPAKTTJEE. Throe months ago a number of our most responsible and enterprising merchants organized the Western Hone and Cattle Insurance company with a capital stock ol 8100,000. The object of organizing this company is the Insurance of horses , nulcs and cat tle cgainstloss by sickness , accident or theft , excepting alone loss by fire. Under the articles of incorporation the maximum value of horses or mules shall not exceed $300 ; and the valuation of common cattle shall nol exceed $50 , excepting thoroughbred stock , $100 per head. Annual prem iums on horses or mules be tween tha ages of three * and seven years at four per cent ; those over seven years of age five per cent. Oat tie without regard to ago are insured at five per cent. Since the organiza tion of the company , agencies have "been established in each county of this state , and local agents have full authority to carry on the objects of the company. In this county , where company's headquarters areTlo- cated , they have already done an im mense business. Nearly every mer chant in this city that ownahorges and a largo number of farmers in this vlcin ity have taken advantage of this op portunity to pr6tect themselves against loss for s mere nominal sum ; and the well-known reputation for stability of the men at the head of the concern has stimulated men of mil classes to patronize their institution. In other sections of the state the new departure will doubtless meet with euocess just SB soon as the objects for which it is organ ized become understood and the re sponsibility of the company becomes known. It is but natural that many should doubt the ability of the com pany to carry out its obligations. If the company would take no precaution against insurance of diseased cattle or animals that are already broken down by hard usage there would be , of course , more outcome than income from this concern ; but the company in every instance employ competent veterinary surgeons to inspect the animals to bo insured , to pass upon their soundness. The farmer of limited moans who das through self denial and the most rigid economy succeeded in accumulat ing sufficient to purchase vi good team and a COST or two , cannot afford to carry the risk , as by some unforeseen event the hard earned savings of many fears may be at once obliterated , when the paltry sum of a few dollars will secure him against such a disas trous misfortune. In addition to this , insurance estab lishes a value- which would ba consid ered good security in case of a desire to borrow money , as the lender would be secured againet lois by the insur ance policy. , The well-to-do farmer would also reap the same benefit , for "by insurance lo would secure himself ngtinst loea of stock , and thereby sustain and In crease his credit , andmerchanta , whose. ; rade is principally with farmers , should not forget that the insurance of their stock Is most desirable and mportant to them , and should , in their' own behalf , advocate In the strongest terms , the advantages of ibis company , Tbe fact that the policy includes loss > y theft , deserves particular mention , as It costs stock men more money and endeavoring torecover stolen property ban it would cost them to Insure , to s y'nothing of the actual loss sustain ed by non-recovery of stock. In short , his is one of the most thorough nntl- loree thief associations ever establishj j cd , and guarantees complete security .hrough indemnity. The company for ihelr own protection have secured the co-operation of the sheriffs and detec tives in the country , and require their agents to brand every horse or mule insured with the following brand , "W. " ( in such a manner that it cannot bo erased ) on the fore part of the left fore hoof , about Salf n Inch below the crowti. Thta regulation is published in all the newspapers throughout the states and territories , so that every precaution laa been taken to render the lees by theft almoat among the impossibilities. In reference to the stability and re sponsibility of the company , we need but to reiterate the facts , that they are organized on the basis of one hun dred thousand dollars capital , and call your attention to the names of its in dividual membero , who are among the oldest , best and most there ugh busi ness men in the state , and above re proach. Stunnlnc Costume at a Ball. Nevada Paper. Her dress was of a highly wrought "abric of old pinchbeck gold ) frosted over with Paris green can-spangles , and brocaded with mahogany sawdust. There was an exquisite overskirt , shirred with hempen yarn of a unique pattern , and elegantly caught up with a costly zinc-plate saspender-buckle. A. wreath of natural shoemaker1 wax hung in ravishing waves from the waist , while loops of molasses-candy heightened the caudal appendages of the bacqne-de coat. The train wasmas- slye in decollete. It was gorgeously resplendent with a row of richly- embroidered shells de-oyster , sprin kled with assorted grains of costly coal-de-ash. Surmounting all was a rich oriental mantle of bng-de-cordage , which was pinioned at the right shoul der of the fair wearer with a shingle- de-nail , on which was a leviathan carved dome , wrought entirely of rara pieces of gum-de-spruce. The fair nearer of all this msgnlficent apparel wore a tin star burled in a perfect tor rent of red-hot black-coal hair , while she glided through the mazes of the dance like a gazelle with its arm in a sling. _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ A PARTICULAB MAN. THE TVAT HE WANTED THE DEATH NO TICE TO GO. Brooklyn Eagle. "How much will this cost In your paper ? " asked a quiet looking ninu , as he handed in the following adver tisement at the Eagle counting room yesterday. "Smith. Busted a trace , in this city , Friday , just after dinner , Mary Smith , wife ot the undersigned , and daughter of old Sam Pratt , the lead ing blacksmith of Denver , Colorado. The corpse was highly respected by the tonlost families , but death got the drop on her , and she took the up bucket with perfect confidence that she would have a square show the other slde of the divide. The plan transpires this afternoon at her board ing house on Willow street. Come one , come all. "Dearest Mary , thou hast left us , For you on earth there was'nt room ; But 'tis heaven that bereft ns And snatched our darling up the flume" "Denver papers please copy an3 send bill , or draw at sight. "By her late husband , P. Smith. " "I don't believe you want it in just that way , do you ? asked the clerk rub bing his chin dubiously. "Why not , stranger ! " asked the quiet man. "It don't read quite right does it ? " asked the dork. 'Was yon acquainted with the corpse , stranger 7" demanded the quiet man. man."Was yon aware of the lamented while she was bustling around in so ciety down at that boarding house ! ' "I don't knowthat I ever met her , responded the clerk. "So I reckoned , judge. Yon wasn t no to the deceased when she was in the living business. Now , judge , the deceased wrote that oration herself ' afore she died , nnd I want it in. Do I you hook on" partner ? " "But it isn't our style of notica , ' objected tljo clerk "Ifdr ruioo , neither , " eaqaiescoi the quiet win. "I was for liaving a picture of her and & lot moro talk , but she said that aha wanted to quil and be modest , BO she whooped that up. Say , slrangcr , is it" going into your valuable space without any diffi. ' cultyJ" "I doo'i- know , " 'salS- the clerk dolefully. _ "OoiPf know , partner. , . Thin cele bration comes off to-morrow aftornopr and that's going in , In the morning , il it goes in out of a cannon. I hove 'pot grief enough on my brains now , strsnger , without erecting a fort on the sidewalk , but If you want war , Fvo got the implements right In the btck part of these mourning clothes. What d'yo think , judge ? " "Does It make any difference where it goes ? " asked the clerk. * "I want it In the p per , " said the mourner , and it's Roing in If it takes a spile driver. Think you twig my rack et , stranger ? " "All right , " replied the clerk. "I'll put it In the Salad,1 among the other mournful remarks. Four dollars , please. " "That's bcsinew , " and the quiet man paid the money. "If you ain't busy come around to-morrow. I'm going to give the old woman a send off , and if that gospeller , don't work a pretty good programme before he gets to ih doxelogy , his folks will think he's been doing considerable business jirilh a saw mill. She was a good ono , ' fudge , and she wss j > ious from'the back of the neck to the buuion on her heelycu can tellthnt from the notice , " and the mourning widower wiped his eye a on the sly nnd later in the day was fined $10 for thrashing the under taker who had put silver haudles on the casket instead of gold. Fork and Beans for One. Albany Journal. A day or two ngo a lady on a Cen tral railroad train , after depositing numerous bundles In the rack over head the sent , hung her umbrella up on the cord connecting with the air brakes. A newsboy passing through the car noticed the suspended ging ham and politely informed the inno cent owner that she must remove it. "What's that string for if it ain't to hang things on ? " inquired the old lady , as ahe droppad the umbrella in to the seat. The boy answered : "It's to call a waiter when you're hun gry , " and passed on. Some time after there was a vigorous pulling of the air-brake cord aud iho train came to a stand-still. The conductor rushed np to the old lady and tn a tone of amazement - ment exclaimed : "What's the matter ? ' ! "Bring me a plate of porkand beans , " drawled out the ancient female with the umbrella , not In the least aware that aho had stopped the train. An explanation followed , and tho'joking nowaboy did not venture forth from the baggage car during the remainder of the trip. A Strange Marriage. A rather strange marriage has just taken pUce near Cleveland. Some time ago Mr. Bill Tapmyrtle fell des perately in love with Miss Susie Zin- iottle. Miss Zinkottle wa3 a beauti- iul irl , with long golden hair and eyes &s blue oa Lake Erie. She had a soft sigh , like a sudden summer stir among honeysuckle vines and n step ai elastic'asIndia rubber. Now , Ned Japmyrtle , Bill's brother , loved the ' girl with as , much warm'th as his broth er Bill could muster , and was deter mined that the girl should bo. moro than a sister to .him. One nighl Ned called on the young lady , and just at the farther end of a lag in the conver sation , the young man said : "Susie , I love you with a love that could not ba counterfeited , even by an or port. " . "Too late , Ned : I am cn ngnd to your brother Bill. " "Then I wilt like a young cabbage plant. The suspender buttons of this iife are broken , and the breeches of my existence will henceforth drag under my feet Good-bye , Sasio ; good-bye , old girl. " " .Bill , " sad ! Ned next mornicgwhilo they were feeding the cows , "I naked Susie to be my wife , and she told me that " "Yes , " broke in Bill , "we are going to , marry. " "Well , now I'm glad to hear that you are going to marry. I waited and waited , expecting that you would mar ry her , but as you didn't , I had brgur. .to believe that you only felt ajriend- ship for her , and then thinking ihatfY" was not likely to get her for a sister , I decided to have her for a wife , but when I asked her , to my joy I was informed that she was going to marry you , I'd much rather have a sister than a wife. " "Ned , old boy , throw down that hay and give me your hand. Blamed If I didn't think that you wahtcd to marry her. Oh , what a load is lifted from my heart. Ned , old boy , throw down that corn and let mo * grip'you again. You ara the mbat noble broth er on record. " , ? "Bill , when does the " ceremonytake ' place ? " ' "To-morrow night. The old folks , you know , nro ndt wilting form'to got married"so ! " wo are going to 'roll " y away. " "A capital idea , William. Have you got your llcet'sc ? " v "Oh , yes ; got 'em "here in my pocket. We are gblng on horseback over to 'Squiro Thompson's and uro going to get nwried without getting off our horses. Everything is ar ranged. I have even gone sp .far as to pay him in advance. " * "A capital idea , William. But , by the way , Susie told mo to tell you not to come , over until the"'proper time. I didn't know exactly what she meant , but I understand now. . To keep down suspicion I'll go over to5 day for a little while and tell'tho ' old man that you are gone to Cleveland , " "You are a brick , Ned. You are a regular paving stone. " * , - ? ' Ned hurried up to the city , went to the county clerk and said : : "Captain , I was in horeihe other day Tapmyr- tie ia my name and got out a-pair of marriage license , but in my excite ment gave you the name of William instead of Edward. I came off in a hurry and forgot to bring the wrong licanse back. Just make the change , please , and I'll pay 'you for a new pair. The license a-o for my brother , but I game you my name. " The correction made , Nod hurried to Susie and told her that hia brother would be on time. Then hurrying to hi btotner , he informed him that his girl requested a postponement of one daythat ; _ her cousin was visiting her. William , of courae , "consented. At the appointed time , Ned , mounted onone _ horse and leading another , re paired to Susan's house and gave lh signal. A female figure , wrapped in a heavy cloak , approached. Without exchanging a word the couple rode to the place where they wera to meet the E quire. After the ceremony they rode leisurely to the house of the two brothers. "Sharp trick , " mused Ned to himself. ' 'What will my p"oor brother say ? Such is competition. So much for the bulls and bears. Dar ling , " he said aloud. "Yes , " whispered his companion. "We are at home. " He assisted bis wife to alight. Opening ' ing th'o door and entering , he found his brother and Susie sitting , on one chair. Poor Ned had married a colored girl."Yon "Yon are a capital fellow , Ned. " v-r - .i -tJ . said William. "I discovered your 1 ' 1it lc yamo end put up n j jb on you. I hope your wife is well ; " Ibo colored girl giggled , and Ned sat on a split bot' om chilr and groaned. ASTONISHING THE WORLD. Foi R p2rect renovation of fx- h&usted and ; enfeebled constitutions , feniila wenkneM and general , decline , nothing ao anrrly and epeedinply pro- dncoa n permanent care as Electric Bitters. Their wonderful cures are -astorfiahin the world. For Kidney and Urinary Complaints they are A perfect specific Do not give up in deapsir for Electric Bitters will posi tively cure , and thst where everything el e falla. Sold by all druggists , at fifty cents a bottle. (2) ( ) Mrs. D. llorrlsou , Fjrahatn Centre , P. wrlllns'about l > r Ihomas' Ec'cctrla Oil. ajr : "Do rjjoBe'ln'el it on his son , and it cored him of Rheumatism with only a feir applica tions. The b ianco ol tte bcttlo HU used by an old gentleman for asthma with the beet re sults. It acts like a charm. " 3 I , . E seven's Arnica Salve The JBESX SALVE In the world f 01 Cats , BrnlscB , Sorea , Ulcers , Snlt Rheum , Fever Sores , Totter , Chapp ed Hands , OhllblalnB , Corna , and all kinds of Skin Eruptions. This Salve Is gURrantood to give perfect sattafac- t'od in every CMC or tnonoy re funded , Price 23 cents par box. For sale by Tsh & McMahon Omaha. EEGISTBATION NOTICE. SUITS OP NEBRASKA , ) DOCOLAS CousrrB3 , > Noticg ! s hereby given to the electors of ( ho Fourth Ward , City ot Omaha , thit I will 8it In the store of James Forsj th , northwest coiner ( f 10th aud Capitol AVCOUJ. on Monday , Tuesday ami Wednesday , Utrch 2StB , S9th and 30th , and Friday. Saturday acd Monday , April Jst , 2nd and 4th , igjl , for the purpose of registering the electors of said ward , for citve cction to bo held on the tth day cf April. 1831. Due Notice is hereby glicn , that , & New List of the electors will have to be made , oning to the changes made in the ward boundary , and tbt electors -will govern themselves accordingly. In witness wheretf , I hereunto set my hixnd this 18th day of March , "A. 1) . " 1831. JOHN S. WOOD , mlOto a5 Beglstrar. REGISTRATION NOTICE. THIRD WARD. All toters mrth of Howard street , citt of IGth street and sonth of Davenport will take notice. I fit as regis'rar of voters at my office , north east co-ner of 14th and Douglas streets f.S'o. 1324) ) up Rtalrs , on March 21st and Match 18th , and April 4tn , 1S81 , for registration and cor rection of 3d ward % otsig WM. H. K1LEY , m21to a4 Kaarlstrir 3rd Ward. ORDINANCE NO. 448. AnOrdlninea dividing the City of Omaha Into wnrds and filing the boundaries thereof. Bo It ordained oy the City Council of the City of Omaha. PECTIOS 1 , The City o ( Omaha Is divided into 8ix(6)ward- ( ) slid wards shall consist re- sp.-ctUelyof thJterri'.Ty contained within the boundary lines hereinafter specified FJBST TVAKD. SECTION- , Theflrst ward shall he bounded on Ihe north bv a line bejinninjat the intersection of Thirteenth and Howard streets , and running .henco e t on the renter line of Howard street ttie corporat'onboubdary on the west by a Hue beginning at mch intersection and mil- nlDg thence south on tbe center liao of Thir- ; tcuth street to the corpoiat'on ' boundary ita east line being the cist corporation line of gild city south of Howard street and its south boun- dfuybcinthe.south boundary line of said city east of Thirteenth street. SECOND WARD. SKCTIOX 3. The second ward shall be bounded on the ncrthbyallnebcKinninjratthoi terse- tion of Thirteenth and Howard streets and run ning thence west on the center line of Hovrad trttt to the center line of Saint ilarj's nvenuo thence west on the center line of Saint ilary's avenue ta'tbo interjection cf the center line of Phi. . Sheridan street thcuco south on the center line ol Pill. Sheridan street to the center line of Sherman surest , thence west on he canter HBO of Sherman , Fairigut and Co- mrn streets to tbo corporation bouodiiy ; on hs eiat by n line beginninr at such iutorsection ind ruonicg thcnco so'u'.h on the center line of Thirteenth street to the ccrpjtation bonndiry ; Is wtat line being the west boundary line of "said city touth ot the center line of Cobuin street and Its sonth line belli t the socth boun dary line of said city wesi of thirteenth street THIRD WARD. Sronos 4. She third ward shall bo bounded on the scuth by a line beglnnlrg at the inter- soct'on of Fifteenth and Howard etrtots , and ruinhii thencjeaaton thg canter line of Howard tnpttn ttiie < u > t boundary line of c.i.l ollj ; oil Lho west by a line b-slnnlo- sich lutiniec- tioasnd runuing tlience north on the center ino cf Fifteenth streit t } the center of Oaten- MrtstKet , Jhsncecast for its northernbDundarr on the center line cf Davenport street and en a line in pro'onga'ion of said center line to the 3 t boundary of faid city ; ita eait boundary belie the cast Boundary line of said city from the ceitcr of D iron port street ex tended ti the center of Howard street extendej. t FOURTH WARD. SiCTldvS. The Fourth Ward shall bo bounded on the south by aline beginning attlio Inter- scctloa of Fifteenth and Howaid streets and runn ng thcnca wet ton the ceuUr line of 'How ard street to the 'centr line of Saint Mary's Avenue- , thence vrest on the center line of S lnt Miry'sA\cuue to the center Inn o [ Phil. Sheil- dan ttroct , thence south on the tenter line of Phil , fclier d u street to tba center IIQO of Sher man street , thence nest on the center line of Sherman , Farta t and Coburu stretts , to the jwrjioratlGnboundsry , on the east by a line be- ianrnj at snch Intersection and junniny tberrcs north on the centsr line rf Fifteenth street to the center of Davenport street , tliencj west on the center line of Davenport stre t to the cen ter rf Nineteenth strict , thence noith on the center liao of Nineteen' ! ! street ta the center of Ch'cio street , and thence west for a northern bonndaryon theccntcr line of Chicago ( trect ( o the center of Twenty-sixth street , thcnco north 01 the center line of Twenty-sixth slrcctto | the section line between sections six teen and twen'y one , and thence wect on said section'Hoc ' to ths corporation boandary ; the west line ot said ward bcin the west boundary Ina of slid city from said section Ibo tojthe center of said Coburn street. FIFTH WARD. Sic 0 T ho Filth wsrJ shall bo bounded on the wcut by a line beirinnlng at tie mterscctijn of Niiutccnth and Davenport etretts and run- nfaff theme north oa the ceatsr line of Nme- tccnth.Btroet to the south section line of section ten-thence west on raid tccti m line to tha ccn Ler line of tbo woa : ha'f ot s id section ten , and thence T.or.'h on said center line of said nest halt } { Raid section ton to th > north corporation bd'-ndary 1 ne ; on the south by a ine beginning at mch intersect on and runn m thence east on iho center line cf Daveaport street , and on a line n prolongation of said center llnj to the ca t tonndary line ot the city ; tha northern line of tuld ward being the no th boundary line of said city fro-a thi center line of : hs west half of ra'd section ton cast , and the eastern boundary mo of Isiil wirdbem ? th ) cast Una of siid city [ romDivtnpcrt street extended north. SIXTH WARD. b'zc. 7. The Sixth ward shall bo bounded on the toufi by a line besioniniat tbe int3rtcct'on ot Nineteenth tnd Chicago streets , thence west on the center line of Chlcazo street to tbe center of Tncntj-sixth itreet , thence north on the enter line of Twenty-sixth street ti the eect'on 1 no' between sections sixteen and U nt ? one , i nd thcnco west sa'.d the on tection linj to < o - portion boundary ; on the eait by a 1m > le- jinnlnj at such intersection and running thence aorlh on the center line ot Nina ecnth st ee. tote to the south ecction line of section ten , thence west on eald section line to tha center line of the west half of sa d S'ction ten , and thcnca north on said center line of Slid wcit ha'f of said f ec- llon ten to th noith corporation boundary lire , the northern line of sitit ward bcin ? the north bounJary line of-Biid city from the center Hiu Of t.e wat hilf ot sa'd sotiou ten west to thj nest boundary line ot saM city , and the western boundary line of said ward bcinj the west joumluy linnet said city from th : section line bet e n section sixteen and twenty-one to the north boundary line of sii 1 city. SEC. S. This ordinance shall -akc effect and bs in for-e ftom and after Its passage. ( Siffiicd. ) JAHES E. COYD , Prcs'tCity Conncil Pas cd March 15th , 1831. Attejt : J. V. JJCCARTSET. 'CltyClcr'c. Approved Msreb 1C , 1831. ( Signed. ) C. S. CHASE. It Major. WROUGHT IHQH FENCES. Wire Fendnf and Rallinj n Speciality. llielr ibeauty , "pc"1"1161108 aa economy dally werkin ; the extinction of aU fencing cheap materla ! . Blcgant In dealeu , Ind structtl > ! o Fences for Lawns , Public Orosnds r.nd Ceme tery Plata. Iron Vases , Lawn Settoca , canopfed and of rustle patterns ; Chairs and every description of Iron and Wire ornamental wort derfmcd anl manufacture. ! by E. T. BABMJII'S Wire and Iron Work,57 , 29 and 31 Woodward Ave. , De- trBltMlch.8t d x i 'nrf tvl itslocue anil rlsa list. ECp2J ] ' CHANGING CARS BKMWEES OMASA AED CHICAGO , ffhero Dire ct connections art Made With Through Sleeping Car Lines TO New York , Boston , Pliiladcl phin , Baltimore , Wash * inston , AND Al.Ti i'ASTEBN CITiES. THE SHORT LINE via PEORIA for IndianapoIis.Cincinnati.LouiS' ville. ASD AW , FOISTS rs TUS BBST LIKE F6R ST. LOUIS , Where Direct Connections are made in the UNION UEPO wl.h Throush Car Lints ( or all Points S O TIic New Line for XDIEJS TliG Favorite Eoute for KO OKI The unequaloJ Inducooicnts offered by this Line to Travelers and TouruU , are as follows : Ihe celebrated Pullman ( IG-vbeclj Palace Sleep ing Cars , tun only on thta Line. C. , B. & Q. I'jlaca Urawing-Uoom Cora , with Horton'g Ee- cllninpCh Irs Xo extra chir e ( or Seats in Keclinlnt : Chairs. The famous C. , B. ft Q. Palace Dininz Cars. Qorgcous Smoking Cars fitted with Elegant UUh-Bacbed Rattan Revolving Chairs for the excluiivo use of first-class pasjeii- Ift Steel Track and Superior Fqnlpmcnt , com * lined with their Great Through Car Arrange ment , makes this , above all others , the favorite Route to the East , Soutli , and South-East. Try it , and yon will find trarcllnsr a luxury instead of * discomfort. Through Tickets via thh Cclevrated Line for sale at aU offices In tbo United Statesand Canada. All information about Rates of Fare , Sleeping Car Accommodations , Time Tables , &c , will be cheerfully riven by apphiusr to JAMES R. WOOD , General Passenger Agent , Chicago. T. J. porrtR , General Manager. Chicago K.G.jST.JOE&G.B.R.R. , Is the only Dlroct Line to ST. IiOUI § AND THE EAST From OHAHA and tha W 87. Ho chtr.go of cars between Omaha and St. Lonll led but ono between Omaha and New York. SIX DAILY PASSENGER TRAINS Eastern & Western ities With less charges awl in sdvanco of other lines. This entire line Is equipped with Pullman's Palace Sleeping Can ) , Palace Daj Coach * -TBS.Mlllor's Safety Platform and Coupler and the celebrated Wcstlnghons ) Air-Brake. OraEE THAT YOUR TICKET BEADS O"VIa Kansas City , St. Joseph andTB 3rConncllBIuaaK.B.vU SfSft tyjoo andaV.Loola.Ta Tlckala for sale at all coupon stations In tha West. J. F. BAB1IAED , A. C. DAWE3 , GonlSupt. , GenT Pass. &Tleke.t Art Rt.jKinnh.Un Bt. Josopb , Uo. W C. 3EACHRE3T , Ticket Agen. , 1020 Farnhao Street , ANDY BOUDEN , A. B. BARNABD , Vsea. AfrentOmaha. Gen'rl Acent , Omah * . ST THE BSE OF BOSANKO'S ' PILE REMEDY. INTERNAL ; EXTERNAL , AND 3TCHING PILES HM nt once on the application of III tosanko'p rile Remedy , whlcti nct dj ecily upon * tie part * nfltectcti , ahaorblq he Tgmoin. allaying tbe iBtenae lla < Ul other remedlca baye OMfA. Tay jhe no other , ami tell uraeriU. uraeriU.DO DO NOT DELA T nrill ( be drain on tbe cyBteia ptodnM jcrmanent dlmJblllty , bat boy it , TRY8T LOURED PRICF , 50 CENTS. ASK YOUR DRUGGIST FOR IT , mdrrbenyoa cnnnotobtaInItorbImTH Till cend It , prepaid , on receipt of price > r. BouuiUo' ' Trcatjte on Plies aent fro > napplleallon. Addrcu DH , BQSANKO MEDICINE GO. P1GXJ A. O. THE COLORADO BUSINESS COLLEGE This Institution , located at Denver , Colorado , the Kdax.tloittl and Conraorclal center of the West , is pre-eminently the best and mast practi cal of its kind for the ] 1V3ERCANTILE TRASHING -OF- Young Men and Ladies. 0. W. FOSTER , President , D. W. OADY , Secretary The moat extensive , thorough and complete nstltutlon of the kind In the world. Thousands of accountants and Business men , In the prin cipal citioa and towns ot the United States , owe their success to our course of training. The Eight Kind of Education for Yonng Men and Ladies/ Finn , new brick block , at Junction of three treet car line ? . Elegantly fitted and furnlihed apartments or the application of and carrying ont of our novel and svstematlc methods o ( BUSINESS TBAIEENG , Youn ? men who contemplate a bnslnca lit ; , and parents bavin ? eons to educate , arc particu larly requested to send for our new Circular , which will give full information aa to tersr , ondltiou of entrance , etc. Address G , W. FOSTER , President , Colorado. I THE 3IERCHANT TAILOR , bprepared to make rants , Suits aixLovercoaU to order. Prices , fit and workmanjhtp guaranteed to suit. * OnelDoorWeat or Ornlctahank'e. ITSCH'i PBUSSIAK" THE LATEST VICTORY OF MEDICAL SCIENCE. Ihe only exlrtlnffremedy for every gpe- clos ci Acnte or Chronic Diieosa at the Organs of Roiplration , ahd an absolnto SPECIFIC FOR CONSUMPTION ! npniS all-po-irerful Tefretablo pre ipnrn. JL Uon expels from the lungs and Mrpns- * nco3.thoniucu3anclmiico-pusnrolnccil by pulmonary lnl ( mmatloii , heale the irritated momhras * * . nml renorates every organ wldch utilizes the breath ot I-lfo. It contains no itnpefyln ; ; poison , nnd Is In all respect * a healtlif ul meill- clno. The rapidity and certainty -with Which It ANNIHILATES 'A COUGH h astonishing. Its effects go deeper than the mere cymptoni * of pulmonary dlj. casa and discharges th cause from the system , rree nnd painless expectora tion Is the mode by which It relieves the lungs , chest and throat fromthebnrdens which oppress them ; thus arresting Con sumption and Bronchitis in the germ be fore they roach the more dangerous stages. The emaciated sufferer BATTLING FOR LIFE xrltJ j the most terrible sconrge of our ell- nmt will find Tritsch's Prussian Cough Syi np a potent ally , nnd trtU assuredly Tvln the flghtby adhering strictly to thl grunt medicine. Tito GASES NOW ON RECORD In Tfhlch It has been administered -with entire success a * a remedy for every va riety of malndyrlilcli affects the Ko- gpiratory I'unctions , amount to more than FIVE THOUSAND fit the present date , nnd ye t the prepnrn. Uon Ls only in the Infancy of Its usaful- ness , The crcat defect of nil Cough Itcincdlcs hitherto introduced is that thny are simply exptilsory. Ilenco they are nsclesi ; for unle < i < i the causes of the acrid secretion * irhlch are coughed up are remotednnd the rupturedinuamcd or maturated surface * healed nnd ro- itored to their natural tone , n > cure is Impossible. Tritsch's TruMian Couch Syrup accomplishes those objects. The mucus nnd muco-pus which are the con- lequcnce of JLung Disease , are thrown off tiy it , while at the same time it soothes and inIgorates the weakened tissue ] . "LIFE FOR THE LUNGS. " For coughs , colds , influenza , bronchial difficulties , tightness of the chesthoarse- ncRS , sore throat , trachitis , inllnmma- Lion of the lungs , difficulty of breatiiing , pleurisy nnd all disorders of n. pulmonary nature , it has never been equaled. Solo arents In America , lUCHAEDSOU & CO , Et-Loulj.JIo. SOLD BY ALT , KKUGGISTS. PRICE ONiY 25 CENTS. ' A flaw snd hitherto unknown remedy ( or'all llseisea o ( the KIdneya , BlsJder , and Urinary Ors nr. It will positively euro Diabetes , aravel , Drop- , y , Brizht'g Dhcisc , Inability to retain or oxpell h ? Urine , Catarrh ot the Bladder , high colcred and .canty crlue , Falnlul Urinating , LAME JACK , Oenenl Weakness , end all Female Com- ilalnts. It avolJ ] littornaf msdlclnea , Is certain In It : dct3 and cares when nothln ; elw can . For eala by all Drn gisU or eont by mill ff CO upon receipt ot tha price , 12.00. DAY MEV PAD CO. , PROP'RS , Toledo , O. year address for ocr little book , HOT 3 woi flaval. " f Y. . ISTI , Actnt for Wdhrvtee. SIOUX CITf & PACIFIC AZTD St. Paul & Sioux City RAILROADS. The Old Reliable Sioux Gity Route I 100 MILES SHORTEST ROUTE 1 From COMOIL BLUEFS to ST. PAUL. MINNEAPOLIS DULTJTH , or BISMARCK , Lnd all points In Northern Icvra , Minnesota and Dakota. Thlj line ! a cnulpFCd with tha Im- iroTcd Westlnjhous Antomatlc Air Brakes and Illler Platform Conplsr and EnCcr. Aad for SPEED , SAFETY AND COMFORT s nnssrpassod. Hcact Drawla ? Iloom and leepln ? Caraowncd And controlled by tha com iany , run Through Withsut Change between Jnlon Pacific Transfer Depot , Council Blu& , and St. Paul. Tnins leave the Union Paclflc Transfer Depot st Conncil Bluffs , at 5:16 p m. . aching Sioux City at 10:20 p. m. , and fit. Paul at 11:05 a. m , rcaiinf ; -TEN HOURS IK ADTANCH o ? ANY OTHJSE RODUI. Betnrninr , leave St. Paul at 320 p. m. , tr- rivLijar at Sioux City at 4:15 a. re. , and Union cJBa Transfer Depot , Council Bluff * , at 8:50 m. Be euro that your tickets read via " 8. C. fc P. B. B. ' F. C. HILLS , Superintendent. UlEonrl TsH y , Iowa1 ' . E. ROBINSON , Ain't Gan'l Ptsa. Agent. J. H. 0"BBTAN , and PaEBenKor A f nt , Conndl BlaSi GentleWomen Women want glossy , luxuriant ind vavy tresses of abundant , ) eantifnl Hair must n86 LYON'S KATHAIEON. This elegant , cheap article always makes the Hair grow freely and fast , beeps it from foiling ont , arrests and cores gray- icss , removes dandruff and tching , makes the Hair strong , giving it a curling tendency and keeping it in any desired position. Beau tiful , healthy Hair is the sore result of using Kathairon. MAKE NO MISTAKE I MICA ATT. ? &EEASE Jompoaca largely ot powdered inlci and islnIas the boat and cheapest lubricator in the world. t U the best becausei t do ? not item , but forms hlzhly poUabed surface over the axle , dolnz way with a large amount of friction. It b the cheapest because vou need usa but half the oantlty In gro < un ? your wacon thatyou wonll f any other axle gresf mode , and then run our w azon twice aa loaff. H answers eqcallr as won for JI111 Gfearln ? , Threshing | llachine . Bngie3,4c.a8 ; ; for wagons-Send Jer * * < * ivclopedia of Thlnirs Worth Knowing. Mailed Yo-jr Dealer For It * KIDNEGEN is highly recommended and unsurpassed for Weaker or Foul Kidneys , Dropsy , Bright's Disease , Lese of : ergy Nervous Debility , or any Obstructions arisinsr from Kidney cr Bladder T > iseases. Also for Yellow Fever Btood and KIcli Poisoning , in infected malarial sections. 'f yto dlitnUUon of a FOREST LEAF lib JCS1PBH BERRIES and BARLEY MALT we h T discovered KID.VEGEN.which acts Fpeciflcallr on the Kidneyj and TJrin.iry Orxaiw , rsmovins : injurious depoitu lorsioJ In the bhuld r and praventm * any strainic ; , smarting sentatica heat or Irritation i . n"mbrlnoni llilnir of the ducts or water p-jeaije. It ciU a hciltliy ac Ion in the KUneys giTin ? tBem strength , vigor and rostorinp thews orjsmt to a healthy condition , ho lrtita effects on coin tbe color and easy flow of urine. It can bo taken at all time , In all cllmitf 3 and undent ! \ circumstances without Injury to the system. Unlike ny other prep raton ! for KMney difficulties . , aTerr , P'1e ' w tiand airreeibl * Uste and flavor. It has bee/i difficult to oiaie a preparation conUInlng poslUvednreUc properties which wlU not nanseate.fut be acceptable tn the tr mich Before taking any Liver medicine , try a boUJe of KIDNEOEN to CLEAJiSK thu KIDXETS from foul matter. Trylt and yon will -vlwavs u d t is a family medldno. L-vlIcs especially will llko It and Gentlemen willfird KIDNEOKN'the best Kidney Tonic ever nsedt NOTICE Each bott'escars the stjnature oJLAWRSKCK t MARTIN , a'soa Proprietary Govsrn ment Stamp , which permits KIDNEGEN to bo sold ( without license ) br UrcKbts , Grocers ad Other Persons ( verrwhere. Put up in Quart size Bottles for General and Family Use. If not found at your Drun&ti orQrocora. we will send a bottla prepaid to the nearest ezpren 'fflce ' to you. * LAWRENCE & MARTIN , Proprietors , Chicago , Ills. Sold by DEUGGISTS , &KOCEE3 and DEALEES everywhere Wholesale agents In Omaha , 8TEELE. JOHNSON & CO. , will supply the trade at mannf acta' 3rlCO9. IT IS A GRATIFYING FACT THAT THE Gives universal Satisfaction and that it is stead ily and rapidly increasing in public lavor. The White Machine instly claims to be the best made , the easiest running , the 'simplest in * # < construction and the most perfect Machine in r the market. JWt The White Co. employ as agents men of in tegrity , and purchasers are always satisfied , because they find everything just as reprds- ented. Everybody should use this Machine. The * sales so far this year are more than double" the corresponding time last year. All orders addressed to the Omaha [ Offlco Vrf will be promptly filled. . i at JOHN ZEHRUNO , Cor * Davenport and 15th tits. OmaSin. TJd IS NEW "AKB CORHECT 47VaS Proves beyond any reasonable question that the CHICAGO s & NORTH-WESTERN. Is by all odds the best road for you to take when traveling In either direction betweea i ' Chicago and all of the Principal Poinis in the West , North and Northwest. ' Carefnlly examine this 3fap. The Principal Cities of the "West and Northwest arc Stations on tola road. Its through trains make close connections with the traUu of all railtoaOa at Junction points. THE CHICAGO & NORTH-WESTERN RAILWAY , Over all of Its principal Hnes.runs each way daily from two to four or moro Fast Express aralns. It is the only road west of Chicago that uses the - * _ HOTEL BIKING It Is the only ro.id that runs Pullman Sleeping Cars North or Nortlwrost of Chlcaeor lThas' nearly 3,000 MIXES OFJIOAH. It lorms the following Trunk Lines : 4 uluffs , Denver & California Line. " "TVInona " , Minnesota ft Central Dakota Line , ; V.J Or. * f hm ta. r VnnttnTi T.fn < ntlr.h\rtrm R l. > ot l * YI | 1VTInnArtrnlf0 T lr i ul . Itemcmber to ask for Tickets -yia this road , be snro they read over ltand take none other. HABYIX nuCHITTGenlManagerChlcaso. AW. n. STESSEIT.Gem Pass. Agent , Chicago , ' HARRY P. DrjEb. Tick-t Asent C. tN. W. Railway , 14th andjrarnham Strctta. I ) . E KIMBAljL- , Assistant Ticket Agent C &N. W. Railway , 14th and Farnbam Slrecta. J. BELL , Ticket Azertt C. 4 N. W. Railway , U. P. R. K. Depot. JAME.3 T. CLARK 'General A cant. I Sill And Eveiytning pertaining to Uie Frjmiture "Upholstery Trade. A COMPLETE ASSORTMENT OF JiEW G8803 AT THE p 21 mon Ul Ml 1208 and 1210 Farnliam Street. & 1001 FAR HANJ , cor. 10th. i ' * * .A * * V ) j
