TilE DAILY BEE. K. BOSEWATER. EDITOR TO COBRESPONDENTS. Drm Oocxm FKHSM we will always be pleased to bear ( run , on all matters connected with crop * , country politic- , and on any subject whatever , ot general Interest to the peipleof our State. Ant Information conn-ted with the election * , tad relating to needs > accidents , wHJkofUdlyreccired. All * uch communica tions however , must be as brief as poesible ; nod they must In all caees be written on one side at tbe ebeet only. let If H rW rBt , to foil , must In each and communiatl n of every euo accompany any what tf rftofevtr. This is nit intended for publication , but f or our own 8.tiEbclion and as proof o good faith. t candidttes for Office wheth. er made by self or friends , and whether as no tices or communlcaticns to the Editor , are until nominations are made ) simply personal , HDd will be charged for as advertisements. V ) sot desire contributions of a literary or rieetical character ; and re rill not undertake topresene or reserve the same In any ca e whatever. Our staff is sufficiently large to more than supply our limited space. All communications should be aodresaed to K. RDSEWATER , Editor. NATIONAL REPUBLICAN TICKET. FOB PBES1DEXT : JAMES A. GARFIELD , of Ohio. FOB VICE-FBESIDEST , CHESTER A. ARTHUIl , of New York. A NEW town in H ncock county , Iowa , was namrd "Garfiold" a few days ago. THE tidal wave of emigration is un abated , During the past weak ton first-cliss ocean Bteamo-s have em barked 3,633 piEsengew in the Meney for the United States and Canada. DCBUQOE , June 25. The report ant out from Galena that Grant had d clrjd his Intention to support Hancock for president , i denied. It rose from him glvinpit as his opinion that Hancock would bt elected. [ Vtsochted Press Dispa'ch. This explanation if , to say the least , not a very creditable ona to the gen eml wb.nso opinion on the proudon- tisl race will not do to tet on. It was the general's opinion that he vould be put on the track for a third term , but he s&dly miscalculated. DrjEiJfo the visit of Governor For.- Jer , of Ohio , to New York City a few flaya ago , ho atited in the presence of United States Marshal Ru'sell , of Texas , and others that when the vote In * n to roll infer General Garfield tit tbo Chioigo convention the general sitting by "my tide and tuined loathly pils. " After recovering Irom the shock , continued the gover nor , Garfield exclaimed : "For God's rke , can it be possible that Sherman think I have proved untrue to him ] " THE demoiratic papers edited for t ie moet put by moss-basked copper- luads are quoting the following eec- liment of President Haven , when in t'le army , against General Gar field : Any man who would leave the army pt this time to electioneer for congreps ir any other place ought tobessttped. Your , R. B. HAYES. Now , the fact is that General Gar- fiell did not leave the army to elec tioneer for himself. He was elected while in the field , without solicitation on bis part or any interruption of his duties. Ho renuimd in the army ri > re than n year after his election. He resigned at last most reluctantly , 01 the advice of General Bosecrans and Preiident Lincoln , the republican niijority in congress in 18G3 having been reduced t-j twenty-two , and the need of good talkers who knew some- th'ng of army matters being mott pressing. General Garfield on the military committee probably did greater service to the country than to c. uld have done ia the field. UNDER the new law that has reCently - Contly been enacted by the New York t'n legislature ai income tar of five mills t'T b imposed upon the following corpor- T a'.iona : Railroad , steamboat , canal , tl ferry , express navigation , transports * tltc tlon , and elevated railway companies , tcei * id every other corporation , joint eid ein rtock company or association doicg d bisinesa ia that state , and owning , b operating , or loosing to or from an- P o'.her corporation , joint stock compa fc ny , or association , any railroad , canal , . fc.tc it , ferry , express , navigation , p pa-tins or transportation route or lineor elevated railway , or other duvlco for ' the transportation of wfraight or passengers , erin in any way engaged in the business of transporting freight or passengers , and every telegraph and telephone com pany , and every express , palace car , or sleeping car company , incorporated or unincorporated. This tax of one- half of 1 per cent , is to be imposed upon the " for tolbtrans- on "gross earnings , - p > rtation , telegraph , or express buai- ne&i transuded-in this state. " Ex press , palace , and sleeping car com panies and freight lines are allowed to deduct the expenses paid to any common carrier for transportation up on such business within the state. It is expressly provided , however , that this income tar shall not "be hold to apply to any street surface railroad. " H THE Lincoln Journal states on rese liable authority , it tays , that the B. & M. railroad company Trill establish SI in that city , at an early day , the most ofi extensive stock yards in the west The ofim Journal says : il We understand inducements will be sil held out to cattle men in the western part of the state and Colorado to ehip to this point , and thus make it the re1 great cattle market between Chicago de 0/iallala. / TVM ( It will require something more than M Omaha * * board of trade "resolves" to § ° keep Omaha from tailing hopelessly dr and disgraceful ! to the rear in this im portant interest. [ Republican. , ; ho Tei , it will require a new departure goTt by the Union Pacific managers from lai the policy that compels Nebraska SO cattlesento patronize the DiUonville" lai stock yards. It will require the aboli tion of the robben toll gate in front ap tn ; of Omaha where ten dollars of b charged for transporting ofTl eighteen head'ofelo"ck over a" distance atan of two jnile * ; where fifty bushels of at md are confiscated for everythree aU b ike& iraniferred across " tri ? pwrf rierj * Jjwe n JPUJ ? o ? 9P vodacious pirates exact hlf a doliar for two miles travel from unsuspecting trivelers who neglect to buy a fransrer ticket at tha depot for a quarter. Ye * , Mr. organist for Jay Gould's monopo ly , it will require something more than Omaha Board of Trade resolves to keep Omiha from falling hopelessly and disgracefully to the rear in the stock yard business. OMAIIA is justly proud of her pub lic schools. There U , however , much room for "improvement. The high school commencement , lika the sky rocket display Thursday night in honor of Hancock and English , was a showy demonstration. These com mencement exhibitions gotten up merely for dramatic effect , charm the eye and ear but fail to exhibit what the friends of popular education moat desire to see the practical test of the scholarship in the branches that will make intelligent , self-EU5taning men and women of our girls aad boys. Recitations and fsjays by a few "grad uates , " carefully and elaborately pro- pired for theoccwion , do not enlight en us as to the fuad of useful knowl edge acquired in our schools. The mostflishy essayist very frequently may be a dunce in the very studies that are most essential. The gradua ting class 1880 , i * perhaps , as profi cient in the branches of instruction tiught in our high school as any other class could be with the facilities for culture , but the trouble is that our bJ h school is managed on an econom ical plan in the number of teichers , that must teriously cripple its efficien cy. What c n bo expected of a high acVol with only two 'teacher and pjorly paid at tha ? Our board of education has been p-uning and pruning from year to year until there is but very little left of the High School and If that parsimonious policy is to bo pursued hereafter they may as well abolish the High School grade and invest the money now suandcr < ri iu experimental high school teaching on a live , .energetic , efficient superintendent under whcs3 supervision common schools would im prove and become equal to the wants of the mass. We say this in no dis paragement of the teachers in our Jitgh sshool or Professor Beal. The j latter is doubtless laboring conscien- . tbusly . to the beat of his pysical abil ity ( , but the fact is no man of his age and with such a feeble constitution can do iustico to the position. ACCOKDJSO to the St. Louis Globe- Democrat the Atchisou , Topeka and Suit * Fe railroad Company is pushing its extension in New Mexico vigorous ly. Parlies just returned from Tuc son report that the work is progressing rapidly down the Rio Grande in the direction of El Paso , and that the griding is completed eighty miles s mth to Albuquerque , and from o.io and a half to * two and. a quirter miles of Irack is now be ing laid per day. Work is also pro gressing on the Kingman survey as far west as New Fort Wmgate , about IfiO m'les west of Albuquerque. This is the route which was surveyed by Mr. Kingman last summer. It passes through the southern portion of the San Carlos Indian resirvrtion , crosses the White river mountains above San Carlos , down into GiU canyon to a pointa fewmilea above old Camp Grant and thenca around the western base of the Santa Oatarina mountains to Tucson. Mr. Thornton and a survey- in < pirly have gone to Guayma , where the preliminary work has been commenced for the construction of the road from that place oast. Contrary to qeneral supposition , it is not going to stop at the end of the diyision of thirty miles , but will be pushed on east or notth to Arizona as fast as the grading can be done. There will be gt' two ' surveys made ojo to the Rio t'G Grande , to strike some sixty miles north of El Paso , and ono to Tucson. It is not positively known that the northern branch is to be ex tended to Tucson , but it is the gen eral impression of all the men'con- nected with the road that it is to go direct to Tucson , and that branch will be built from the main line west of Prescott , which will nfiord an outlet * for the northern portion of the terri " tory. * ST. Loots will employ the letter- carriers to take her census. Eight thoutand dollars have been subscribed for this purpose by the citizena of St. Lou's. Thst will afford a snug-income for the letter carriciB. - ' GKEAT excitement prevails in Iowa over the .nomination of Hancock , and wo may confidently look for a reduc tion of Garfield'a majority to fifty thousand. That will be a great tri umph for the Hawkeye state bour bons. EDUCATIONAL NOTES. .The Missouri State university has 59G students. Twelve young 'gentlemen have just -to been graduated by the university of Tennessee. Twenty-two young women tried the Harvard preliminary examination this season and two the fiual examination. Mr. Charles M. Little , late of the Sheffield Scientific school , has been offered the post of instructor in mathe matics and in analytical andagricultur- chemistry at the Nebraska univer sity. sity.The The Cincinnati school of design is ' reported to bo both prospirous and Jejerving. The recent exhibition of at Vrks by the pupils -was excellent. eiF Miss Elizabeth Noursa received the F tl jold medal for thejbest original crayon" tl irawing. tltt During the pant winter there were at ttw twenty German universities the ttai joodly number of 20,172 students. ai ( Che University of Berlin had the in argest number 3,608. The philosophical 01 sophical departments attracted Ihe 01y argest number 8,624. y < sp A good proportion of the sixty-nine se ipphc nt recently examined foren- she ranrr ? * ? the Massachusetts Institute Technology numbsr pM8sd successfully. si applying jvas larger than the ny previous spring examination ; ha others are expected to be admitted the autumn examinations. The sc * itandard of admission is veiy'liigh. scvc "Three hundred and elghty.five girli vcm ippljed for % Oxford pnioF pxspia. | ation this seanpn , and 353 for the jun ior examinations. In addition to the ordinary examination of boys and girls another examination for young women over eighteen years old began at the same time , thirty- five oflering themselves for the pre liminary examination. The method of teaching used by Prof. Henry Adams in his historicsl cou-aes at Harvard has been adopted by some of the instructors in other departments , aud has been particular ly successful in physics and German. Under this system each student is made to undertake special and exhaus tive study of soma pirt of the work of the course , and to lecture to the class upon that part. What was the record of West Point's greatest captain and most renowned military leader ? He stood twenty-one in a clacs of thirty-nine. The general of the army WPS six iu a clws of forty- two , and his is the exceptional ciae. The lieutenant general was thirty- fourth among fifty-two. Thorr.as was the twelfth among forty-two ; Meade stood the nineteenth among fifty-two. Hooker was the twenty-ninth man in a class of fifty. The gall int Sedgwick , statue stands yonder , was the twenty- fourth arrong fifty , and Hancock stood eighteenth among twenty five. The Juniors of Brown University burned their German and English Literature with unwonted pomp last week. The torchlight procession w < s unusually troesque. In line were clown' , Indians , fools , devils , and the Goddets of Liberty with a glittering crown , long flowing hair , a dress of fl < gs , and bearing the scales of justice. Others were dressed in spangled suits and ancient costumes. Among the in teresting figures were those of a ballet ' -Little " and "Dick girlLittle Buttercup , .Deadeye. " Two coffins , each carried fey four bearers , followed the carriage containing thu orator and poet. On one side of them was the inscription , "Herein lies Sampson's weapon jaw bone of an A \ \ , " "When I was in the army" ; on the opposite side ; "He talked hims'-lf to death , " with a rep resentation of a talkicg-michine , un der which written "Patent was , pp- pliedfor. ' On the other coffin , ' 'He died that wo might live , " on the other side , "Dust thou art , to dust re- turnelh , " and Barnum's "What Is ii ? " There ws a large tratiepa'oacy on an express wajjon , inside of which was a man grinding a hand-organ. Two etu'ieuts arrayed themselves in a pecu liar manner By placing pr und their bodits two mork coffins so arranged that their heed * were visible through the open lid. POBTJBY OP THE TIMES. A Camp-meeting Fira-bell. I hears d9alarm _ fm de number one box , Listen , sinnahs , listen ! Hark liow earnis'ly the angel knocks ; De fire is hot and hisain' . Angel's tappin' on de cou'cience ball , Heah it , heah it bangin1 ? Hit's a gre't big fire dey's a-habbin hi hell ; Dat's why 'Jarm-beU'a clangLn * . A fire dat de ingines nebber git around , Sinnah brilin' , fryin Whar de Babcock 'uting'shers kan't be found. An' dey ain't no use o' tryin' . Flames is a-burnin' up higher an' higher Surjtrisin' , oh , surprisin' ; You has MI interest in d t fire , An' de flames h still a-risin' . Jump when you heah datwarnin' chime , Jump up , sinnahs , jump up ! Do year do in a berry quick time ; Now ia year time to hump up. True Bllsa. What a darling p'ace tbo countty is in summer , Where we can fly Ironr city life's cares , From the tailor , butcher , baker and bum mer , Who at any time may strike us unaware. Whefe we've no hing else to do Lut to sit and ponder What our cieditoia will say when us they mis- , As they walk the streets with souls wrap ped in wonder , Where we have g ne. Ah , truly this is bias. [ Is ew York Dispatch. Johnny KissecMHer. Johnny ki sed me when wo met , Jumping from the car he sat in ; lira Grundy you who get Gossip in your list , imt that in , Say I'm Tomboy say I'm inad Say that modesty has left me ; Say but don't forget to add Johnny kissed me ! [ Puck. True Love Never Dies. A man may smash a btovo and things , And black a fond wife's ; eye ; And ehe may pound him w ith a club , But true love cannot die. [ Oahkosh Advocate. We Shall Miss Thee. Uncle Sammy , Uncle Sammy , Thou hast left us and thy Payee. We shall miss thy "barrel" damme ! But thy loss is still our gain ! PEPPERMINT DROPS. If you want fo send a family to the poor house , tell 'em that they have a large fortune left them in England. If you have a friend whom you want to honor name a brand of pickles after him instead of a 5 cent cigar. When a man sees advertised "a four-bladed knife for 10 cents , " he ihould not buy one for his little son. Cats buried in gardens afford the best sort of nourishment for growing shrubbery. The more cats buried the bettor. A man never realizes how plenty mustard is , and how scarce are bread and meat , until he tackles a railroad eating-houEO sandwich. At the end of & funeral notice pub lished in an Indiana paper appears : "N. B. This funeral is not to bo postponed on account of bad wcath- ti er. "Will you have some of the awcet bread ? " asked the waiter. "No , I paid for a good dinner , and I ain't a-going to fill up on molasses cakes , " the granger replied. "IsbusinessgoodJ'1 inquired afriend of a Newark undertaker. "Business good ? " he reiterated. "You hot two in walnut , two in rosewood , and three oa ice at this blesssd moment. " "Sir , " said an astonished landlady a traveler who hsd sent his cop forward - ward for the seventh time , "You must be very fond of coffee. " "Yes , mad am , I am , " he replied"or I shouldn't have drunk so much water to get a little. " is _ When a man comes limping into his place of business late in the morn ing and the presents general appear ance of having had his spinal column shattered by a railway accident , his friends need not ba alarmed ho has been working in the garden. " " "Is this my train ? " aiked a traveler < the Kansas Pacific depot of a loung . "I don t Tcnow , but I guess not , " iwas the doubtful reply. "I see it's got ' the name of the railroad company on the side , and I expect it belong * to S them. Have you lost a train any where ? " . . "Great gracious ! ! ' she ejaculated , th th he hurriedly disrobed aad tumbled into bed. " What have you been ea'ing ' drinking ? What is the matter with C'lE breath1' ? " " E your "liquorish , he responded - sponded , and then ho winkci at him self in the dark and breathed thin till got to sleep. wl A recently arrived foreigner lately di stopped at one of our hotels , and at diw supper table beg to play fearful wi : havoc with a p te of hard-boiled eggj , and scooping out the yolk and leaving the hite untouched. Just a * he was dc. rouriDg.'tha tenth one , the waiter re- morstrated with him , calling hg ; Rt to h : YMtefalnepi "Good gracious , man , " he remarked , "you vou'd not have me eat ten vites , vould you ? De yolk is der stricken , and der vites der fedders. Do you tinks I vants ter make Von great bolster of mine stomach ? " HONEYsFOR THE LADIES. A Connecticut woman is in the ma jority by an elopement with tsro hus band ? , neither one her own. Many of the new ribbons have 'the colorings and effect of old tipestries , and are called gobelin ribbons. A Newpoit lady dines off a § 10,000 set of Dresden chini , yet has the in digestion just the same as other pee ple. Pratty new combs of paar ) , gold or silver are in the shape of Cupid's b > w and mow. Yourg men should tak warning cs this is leap-year. One of the No York dressmaker reently charged § 250 for a dress dark blue Lyons satin , with no trim minga but cnrds and tasseb. An ordinary woman's waist is thirt ; inches around. An ordinary man' arm is about thitty inches long. How admirable are thy works , Oh , Nature When a Canada girl love , she doe love. In a breach of promise suit the other dy it was shown that a young lady wrote to her lover eight times pe ; day. day.Snull Snull white Japanese fans are trimmed with frills cf lace or muslin on cne side , the reverse side beirg ornamented with a water color paint ing. Ronnel fichus made entirely o ci&hmere beads in meshes and finishec on the edge with a deep fringe of thi same beads are worn with handsom toilets of any color. A comfortable variety of drawers for tummer wear is made with a yoke which doei away with all unpleasant gathers around the waist , aud is es pecially commendable for stout ladies A Philadelphia wonnn who gave hi r ago as ten years younger thau she r < ally is , explained to a friend tin she was overlocked at the hist census anddid not want to gjt the rjcords mixed up. Rough-aml-straw , both bhck and whit ? , 'and with wide irregular brims are worn as archery , lawn , garden am coaching hats , iiimmed profusely with feathers and bright flowers. "I am an independent voter , and 1 can't support you until I've suon year platform , " she said , as ho finished pro- § osng. : A couple cf hours kter il iwned upon the j oung man's mine that she wanted to know the ainounl of his salary. Some very pretty carriage parasols tire cf email-figured brocade , Hnec with changeable silk and bordered with beautiful Isce ; bat there is this difficulty about all the figured gover- ings , that they must correspond v ith the to.let , or tlioy do not look Well ai all. "Not one American woman in twenty-five can walk five miles , " saya an English physician. See here , Doc , you just show an American woman : street five miles lon -rji bonnel - stores every ten rids , x .co if she can't walk the whole distance. "My wife , " remarked a prominent manufacture , never attends auc tion ; . She went once , and , seeing a friend at the opposite side of the room nodded very politely , whereupon the auction er knocked down a patenl cradle , and asked her where ehe wished it delivered. " French dress designers make the sides of some of I heir skirts to repre sent five largo box-plaits. Eyelet holes or bound bu ten holes are then made in the front edges of two of these two plaits , aud the front of the skirl is laced across with cords that tie ate foil in a cluster of spikes , bill or tan seh near the bottom of tha shirt. The double pin attached by chains , that have been out of fashion for s : many yeaw , are now being revived , and are used for caps and cravats. Iu the caps they are placed either across the front or one side , and on the cra vats they are fastened in one above the other. They ate also to bo seen the new Vflvet and lace toques for outdoor weir. It is raid that hairdressers have dis covered how to dye or bleach the hair to the faded ashy blonde appear ince , fashionable ' t ) some cx'ent at present The theory is that the hair must be made to correspond with the colors in favor for the momentand the favorlto color being heliotrope , which is most besoming to faded blondes , faded blondes are having their day. The Ph'hdelphia ' Times thinks that personswho _ lose large SUITS of money on burning steamboats and are rescued with but cne or two garments apiece , should not travel at all. It is time that somebody nude a remark of this kind to the women who do not seem to know the difference between their own bed-rooms and a stateroom or berth in a sleeping car. A widow lady of London , Ont. , Feeling the heat oppressive Friday night , arose and got Into the cistern in her yard to take a bath. She was unable to get out again , and next ' morning was'hesrd screaming for help by two young men pawing. They went to her assistance , and pulling her out one of them enveloped her in his dusterin which condition shereturned indoors. Mittens , long and short , heavily embroidered in gold thread , and stockings overwrought "in the same way , are among the present novelties , as also a stocking of crimson spool silk , hand knit in a crochet stitch , and ' intended to be drawn over another stocking of spider-web-lika texture , and for the purpose of displaying which what is called the "thong slip per" is worn. This novelty is a mod ification of a Greek sandal , which can be slipped on like any other slipper , but has a sandal effect which is ex- treme'y becoming to the foot. The ; I'Mexican" shoe is another novelty , in which the effect of fringe is given to the edge of the shoe by a short tufted fringe-like border of raw oik , which imitates a Mexican Indian shoe similarly trimmed. Small buckles adorn this ehoe , having a natural Mexican shell upon them. Still > another beautiful novelty for footwear the richly-embroidered silk boot , s having a vine pattern running up the icstepand ankle , and also the back of the boot above the heel. In black satin beaded , this boot is extremely handsome , as well s in white silk , with white iot for trousseaux. MF3IOAL AND DRAMATIC. , c Geuovieve Rogers will commence a s'a'riug season September G. Hans Richter has left London and Signer : Arditi takes his placa. CC Sarah Bernhardt opens at Booth's Ca theatre November 8. She will stay in a this country five months. Lawrence Barrett his , it is said , ctct changed his plans and will not go to ctct England ; fcr the present. ct Buffalo Bill has engaged the Daven ctCl port opera house for September 28 , when will ba presented hts new Indian drama of "The Prairie Waif. " New bn Alf Wyman has signed a contract 51 5 h a Lsadville manager for himself company to play a season of thir. l\ \ tjtn weeks. "Yakia" and 'Rural Roosters" ' will be the pTayv erjy h now | iid to have in * W BJcndin , l\t era t tight-rcea tf the \tolt \ $ neztvsealon. Blondin is now in Pesth , Hungary , performing at the public garden. _ _ , ; r , Rose Hersea , the singer , was ship- vr-cked last March nn her voyaRO from New Zaalind t Melbcurn with the members of the MelHournekOpera company , of which she ia member. . Ricbard , Wagner is iorioasly co siderins nn offer of § 50,000 which has been made to him by an American mansgrr for the purpose of inducing the composer to come to America and give a saries of conceits. Edwin'TJoo'h sa'ls ' for Europe on the 30th irist. It is announced that : he will give a fvewell peiformance at tha Sladnon Square the ter , rn the 23th inst , in aid of the fund for a ttitue of the illusirioua Americ-n roat , - ' . Edg-irAl'enPcc. Mr. Str kosch will be the business manager of Agnes Robinson , who has determined it rtturn to the stage. She will appear in "Jesse Brown , or the Siega of Lucknow , " with which some of her earlier succo-asa are asso ciated. Glera Morris is at her house , 'The Pines , " at Rivordale. Her health continues delicate , but she bai never * thelcss decided to close an engagement with Mr. Abhey for the Park theater , Boston , beginning on the 20th of Sep- terabar. Negotiations are said to have been begun with a view to secure the ser- \ices of Theodore Thomas as musics ! director at Barnum's new musaum , and especially to conduct the monster concerts to be given in the Tropical garden and large opera house. John Brougham willed to his faith ful friend , James A. Ship , all his wardrobe , private and theatrical. To Annie Deland Finnegan ( whose 'maid- eifrAme was Annie Djland ) he gave all the remainder of his property , real and perconal. In the will was the line , so characteristic of the man , "To all my friends I have kind thoughts. " .A correspondent writes of a recent appc'iranre of Ristori as "Marie Stu art in Rome : "Al hough terribly old and thredish-looking , Ristori never theless remains etill a magnificent ac tor. But she is growing a little too mrssive for the stage At Milan , last winter , she was not at all courteously received. ' 'You're " too old ! was shouted at her. Hearing thi she stopped abort in what she was siyinp , and turning to the speaker , she raid , "You are too polite ! " which sained her a storm of applauf c , acd she was not insulted a a'n during her stay there. THE3 SMALL PRY. Ada ( aged four ) , w"o was doing something , and was to'd ' to desist by her mother. Mother : uAda , am I to speik to you again ? " "Yes , ma , If yon like. " "What shall I give you ? What would you like best ) " ho said to the charming widow's little girl. 'Td like to have a little brother , " laid ehe , And the widow bliahed. A little bey , etching-the burning cf the school-house until the -novelty of the thing ceased , started down the street , saying : "I'm glad the old thing's burned down ; I didn't hwe my jogfry leeson no how. " A promising youth recently surpris ed bis father by aiking , "Father , do you like mother ? " "Why , yea , of comas. " "And she likes you ? " "Of course shn does. " * Did obe ever say BO ? " "Many a time , my son. " "Did she marry you because she loved you ? " "Certainly she did. " The boy carefully scrutinized his parent , and , after a long pause , asked , "Well , was sheas near-lighted aa she is now ? ' * Eli Perkios' laurels are in danger. Last Sunday one of our Sundayechool superintendent' , on his way to church , met a boy with afiahing pole. "Where are you going with that pola ? " asked the superintendent. He had not seen the buy since the last time he filed up at the Sunday school picnic. "Please , sir , I've got a nicked father who sends ma out to fi'h every Sundiy morning , but as soon as I get out of sight of the house I am going to play hookey and come to Sunday shool. " s A small boy was sent to the country to boirJ a short time ago. He promised his mother te would write a good long letter , describing his trip , boarding-piace , etc. A week went by , and his poor mother waj nearly dis tracted , when she got the fallowing interesting letter from him : "lam here , and I swapped my watch fcr a pup , and he is the boas pup ; and I went in swimming fourteen times yestsrday , and a feller stole my prcket- \ book , and I want some money ; and I'll bring the pup home. " "Father , said a boy of some fifteen springs , "all the fellers 've got bicycles , 'nd mother says she gue ses you'll get me ono , I wouldn't ask for a cent for anything , 'nd I'd split all the wood , 'nd shovel all the paths , 'nd do all thearrauts. 'nd " "Its no use , my son ; I'm not able to buy you a bicycle. I " "Wei' ' , then , wont yon buy me a base ball ? " Again the paternal veto. But that boy , even : hen , was not utterly cast down. No ; Ihe last seen of him he was begging his mother for an empty mustard pot , to make a devil's fiddle. Thirty small boys wore arrested in Dallas , Texas , for giving a negro minstrel show without a license , the : omplainant being the owner of an old building which they had used without permission. They were tried before the mayor , who said : "I find the prisoners guilty , and fine them $1 lacb. The alternative is one day in ail. " The consternation among the 'Senders was very great. "But , " his loner added , "I was a boy once my- elf , and went on the end in such a performance. I will pay these fines myself. " _ _ It is well known that a relationship ex- ts between piles , constipation , kidney- iseasea aud liver troubles. In Kidney Vort we have a remedy that acts on th eneral system and restores health by gen. ly aiding nature's interna' process. eptSSdfcw BucKien's Arnica Salve The BEST SALVE In the world fo"r tata , Bruises , Sores , Ulcers , Salt Rheum , Fever Sores , Tetter , Ohapp- d Hands , Chilblains , Corns , and all dnds of Skin Eruptions. This Salve guaranteed to give perfect atlafac- iod in every case or money re landed , 'rice 25 cents per box. For lale by Sdly J. K. ISH , Omaha. , CURES COLIC IN MAN OB BEAST. CURES COLIC IN MAN OR BEAST. ' CURES ASTHMA. CURES ASTHMA. CDUK3 CATARRH. CUBE8 CATARRH. COKES LAMESES8 , CORES LAMENESS. CURES SEURAUilA , CURES KEURALOIA. UUEES PILES. CURES PILES ) SOLD IN OMAIIA BV ALI. DRUOtlSTfl. S3"Oo to Tonr Druggist for Miss Freenun's Aatlonal Ije . For 1 lightness and dura bility of color thry are nncqcallcd. Color 2 to > . . price 15 cents. irll-Iv MEAT MARKET , V. P. Block. FrashaaJSalt JUcats o Ml Mndj'cocitinr ' &A&4 - , priac ? rr . cnablt , y Ubsj ! Is ml -f. \nrran if rtadh1 * ' JVjI JUST , . NYALIDS AHDDTHEES SEEXnra ; * HEALTH , , STREH6Tfan4ENERGYr VITHOUT HE USE OF DRUGS , ARE RE- XQUEST 1 > TO BEND FOR THE ELECTRIC HEVlEW , A&jLLtSTRATEO JOURNAL - ' ' NAL , WHICH IS PnfiLlQlfED r FOR FBEE DISTRIBUTION. TTIEEATSBponHEAI.THrittGU.SE , and Phr i- j oil Culture , and Is a complete ejcjrclopwdia of -iuroimulon-forinrilidi ami Ihoae who ( infer from Ji'etroun , Exhausting nd Palnfn ! Dis atJ. Every inl j ct that b * r upon health and hunuahappiuess , receive ! attention in H pag : aud thi > mnj qiin- tioni asked bt suffering Inrahin nio nirdnpmreJ of ft cur * , lire answered , and valuable information U rolnnt * r d to all who-are in need of me < llc-il id- TKt. The nbjectof Elec'ric Belts rerrj 3f eJicine , and Ihe liunured and on question * of 'Hi nnpoi- tance to 3UT4rlng ham.naiir , are dul ) onsulereJ and eiplained.- eiplained.YOUNG MEN Ard other * jrho suffer from N rrous ami Phjulciil Debilitj. Lws of Manly Vigor , Premature Exhaus tion and the many gloomy convqueucen of early IndiTrtion , etc. , are wpcciallj benefited by con- suiting it contents. . , The ELECTRTC REVIEW eipwcsihtnntaiiisal'd frauds practiced by qnncX' and DiMical imx lnM who profesi to " practice medicine , " and | > oiiits nut the only safe , iirnple , and effective rend to Health , -Vi or , and Bodily Energy. tfcnd your addreM on postal card for a co.iy , an 1 faTi rmation worth thousands ir.ll fc # cent you. Address the publisher ! , PULVERMACHER GALVANIC CO. , COR. EIGHTH and VINE STS. . CINCINNATI , G Ailc the ered dvejx-ptlcs.bU. Hous sufferer ? , vie- tires ot fever and * eu i the mercurial diseased patient , how they recovered health , cheerful spirit * and good ippellte ; they will tell you by tak ing SmuoSB' LIVIR RMUHTOR. The Cheapest. Porest And Beat family Mtdl- tl o In the World. For DYSPEPSIA , CONSTIPATION , Jaundice Billions Attacks , SICK .HEADACHE. Colic , De Dtcssion ot Spirits , SOUR STOMACH , Hear Bnra. Etc. , Etc. f Th's unriralltd Southern Bemedy is warrnnteu not to contain a tingle particle of MIECURT , or any Injurious mlaenf substance , but Is Purely Vegetable * containing those Southern Root * and Herbs , which an all-wise Providence has placed ID countries where Liver Disease most prevail. It will cuia all Diseases cau-ed bjr Derangement of the Uvcr nd Bowels. TtirSniPTOlIS of Liver Complaint are a b n r r bad taste In the- mouth ; Pain IB the Ila , Idea or Jolnts.o tan mistaken forUheuma- tl'ia ; Sour Stomach : Lo * of Appetite ; Bowls a to cutely costive and lax ; Headache ; Logs of Memory , with a painful sensation o ( having fail ed to do something which ought to hue been done Debility , Low Spirits , a thick jeJlow ap pearance of the skin and Eyes , a dry Cough of ten mistaken f r Consumption. Sometimes many of these symptoms attend the disease , at others very fewjbut the Liver , the largcsforiran in the body , 1 generally the seat of the dlsjaae. and if not regulated in timegreat suffering , wretchedness and death will ensue. I can recommend as an efficacious remedy for disease of the Liver , Hcartbura and Dyspepsia , Simmons' LIv"r Regulator.- Lewis Q. Wnnder , 1626 Master Street , Aseistant Post Uaster , . 'We have tested 1U virtual , terionally , and know that for Dyspepsia , BilHouzness. and Throbbing Headache , it Is the bt l medioiae the woill ever saw. We have tried forty other remedies before Simmons' Liver Reg ilitor , but norle of them gave us more than temporary re- i ef : b > t the Regulator not only relieved , bu cured us. " Editor Tcbgftph and Mesnenger , Haton , Qa. MlSTrrlCTUESD OJTLT BT J. H. ZEILIN & CO. , PaiLAPELPHIA , PA. Price. 11.00 SolabyillDrurelitA w1 y ATF If S SARSAPARILLA , FOB PURIFYING THE BLOOD Thb compound o the Tentacle alter atircs. SursaparUls oct , BffM .Mandrake with tha [ odidis of Potash and makes a moa 'effectual cure of a of complaint * which are very pre valent and affllctm ? , It purifies the blood- _ _ _ _ _ purges out the lurk Ing humors In the system , that undermine health and aettte into troublesome disorders. Erup tlons of tne akin are the appearance on the sur face of humors , that should bo expelled from the blood. Internal derangements are the determin ation of these same humors to some Internal organ , or organs , whose action they derange , and whoso substance they dUaa'e and destroy. ATER'S SAKSAPJUULLA expels these humors from the blood. When they are gone , the disorders they produce disappear , such aa Ulcerationt o/ the Liver Stomach , Sidneyt , Lungt , Eruption * and Eruptive Diseases o/ the SKnjSt. .inttumy'l Fire , Rote or Erysipeutt , Pimplei , fuituUt , Blotehet , Bate , Tumors , Tetter and Salt Rheum , Scald Utad , Rirujwmn , Ulcers and Sorct , Rheumatitm , Jfeuralgia , Pain in the Bones , Side and Bead , 'Female Weakness , Sterility , Leueorrhcta arising from internal alteration and uterine dtteater , Dropiy , Dyspepeia , Emu. ' ciation and general Dcbdity. With their de parture health returns. PREPARED BY DR. JT. . AYER & CO. , LOWELL , MASS. Practical and Analytical .Chemla a SOLD BY ALL DRUGGISTS AND DEALERS IN MEDICINE. Machine Works , J. F. Hammond , Prop. & Manager The most thorough appointed and complete U&chlne Shops and Foundry in the state. Castings of every description manufactured. Engines , Pumps and every class o machine ? } made to order. > Spedal attention given to Well AngursPulleys , Hangers , Shafting , Bridge Irons , Geer Cutting , etc. Plansfornew UachlnerjvMeachanlcal Draught- \ng. \ Models , etc. , neatly executed. 14 * and ICtn HAMBURG AMERICAN PACKET CO.'S Weekly Line of Steamships Leaving New York Every Thursday at 2 p. m. : . - For Ehgland France and Germany. For Passage app'y to G. B. RICHARD & CO. , General Passeogei Agents , June21-ly 61 Broadway. New fork. UNO. G. JACOBS , ( Tormerly of Glsh * Jacobs ) UNDERTAKER No. 1417 Farnham St. , Old Stand of Jacob 01 * ORDERS BY TXLXQRAP3 SOLICITS , n2T-lv THE ONLY PUCE WHERE YOU can find a gocd assortment ot BOOTS AND SHOES At a LQWSR FIGURE than at any other shoe boose In the city. P.LANG'S , 236 FARNHAM ST. e LA DEES' . & GENTS , SHOES MADE TO ORDER d perfect "fit guaranteed. Prices Try reason decll-lT B. A. FOWLM. JAXia H. BCOTT. FOWLER & SCOTT , iA it ARCHITECTS. T V A Designs for bondings of aar description on I cxlhlbition at our office. We have bad over 20 T rears experience In designing and superintend. In public building and residences. Flans and S estimate * furnished on short notice. A ROOM 8. UNION BTXKJK. m20ra ' 91. R. B1SDON , II General Insurance Agent , REPfiESESTS : PHCEN1XASSCTRANCK CO. , of Leaden - don , Cash Assets . ? 8,1W.127 WEBTCHESTEK. N. Y. . Capital . l.OOO.OOJ THE MERCHANTS , of Newark. N. J. , 1,000,000 QIRABO FIREPbUadelphIaCapttal. . 1 000 000 KORTHWESTEe NATlONALC p- Ital . . . . 600,000 FIHKMEN'3 FUND , California . 800,000 BKITJSH AMERICA ASSURANCECo 1,200000 HEW AilK TIRE 1SS. CO. . Assets. . . , 800.000 AMEBICAP CENTRAL , AsseU. , . . . . 8JO/100 Southeast Cor. of Fifteenth & Donglis St. , mcfiS-dly OMAHA , N B. UPTON HOUSE , Schuyler , Neb , S. MTLLEE , * - - * -i BANX1NQ HOUSES. THE OLDEST ESTABLISHED BANKING HOUSE IN NRBBASKA. GALDWELLHAMILTONICO. Business transacted same aa that ot an Incorporated Bant. * Accounts fcept In Currency or void subject to sight check without notice. Certificates of deposit Issued pay able in three , six and twelve montna , bearing Interest , or on demand with out interest. Advances made to customers on ap- provwl eecurltlos at ma-Set rates of Interest. Buy and so sold , bills of uxchonje Government , State , County and dtj Bonds. Draw Sie-ht Drafts on England. Ire land , Scotland , r.nd all parts of Europe Sell European Paeange Tickets. COLLE87QNS ! PROMPTLY MADE. auclstf U. S. DEPOSITORY. FIRST i ATioHAL BANK 0 ? Cor. Farnham and Thirteenth Sto. OLDEST BAHKIHC ESTABLISHMENT H OMAHA. ( SUCCESSORS TO EOUKTSS B&O3. , riiiB'jjaiD ur 18M. Organized aa a National Eack Aufnst K , ISM. Capital aridProfits Over $300,000 Specially authorised by the Secretary of TretfBTT to rcceirc SnbsarlFtbim to * & U. 8. 4 PER CENT. FUNDED LOAN. OmCERS AND DIRECTORS Eomrm , President. ADODSTUS Eocirtzi , Tlce President. H. W. YATH , Caahier. A. J. FoiTLiron , Attorney JOITK A. CZHOHTOX F. H. DATU , AMt Oothlsr This bank recdrei depoeltc wlthoat rod to amounts. lanes time certificates bearln * nteretL Otavs draft * on San Franclcco and priodiw dtica of the United States , lso London. Dublin S. Jintmnch and the principal dtiet ot th * coat oant of Europe. . Sells paaage tickets for emigrants la ths la- man line. _ mayldtl REAL ESTATE BROKER Geo. P. Bemis' REAL ESTATE AGENCY. 15ih & Douglas Stt.t Omaha , Ntb. This agency does iTBicniiT broktngt bwt > nesa. Does not speculate , and thirefon wjr bi- gains on It ! books are insured to IU p&troai , ia stead ot being gobli ! . J up by th 8 agant Boggs and Hill , BEAL ESTATE BROKERS .Vo. 960 Farnham Skttt OMAHA. - NEBRASKA. OfNorth Bide , opp. drand Central oU Nebraska Land Agency OAYIS & SNYDER , 1BOS larnham St. Omaha , Ntbr. 40O.OOO ACHES carefully wlietod land Eastern gebnak ( or salt. Great Bargain ! In Improred farms , ttd 0 0. .PD Xwa , WKBSTKR 8HTDKK , Late Land Com'r U. P. B. B. 4p-feb7l ITBOS am. uv31. BID Byron Reed & Co. , OLDSJT ISTABUSHID BEAL ESTATE AGENGS IN NEBRASKA. Step a complete abstract of title to all KetJX Ite In Omaha and Donglan Conotv. mavltl THE ORIGINAL BRICGS HOUSE I Cor. Randolph St. & 6th ATO. , CHICAGO , ILL. PRICES REDUCED TO $2.00 AND $2.60 PER DAY Located In the business centreconvenlent piacea of amusement. Elegantly furnished , con talnlug all modem Improvements , passenger ele vator.&c. i H. CUJJMINGS , Proprietor. ocietfOCDEN HOUSE , Cor. MARKET ST. & BROADWAY Council BInfls , Iowa On line of Street Railway , OmnibOM * to in from all trains. BATES Parlor floor , 13.00 p * day ; second Boer , $2.50 per day ; third floor The boat-fa related and most commodious hon pi Ihe city. QKO T. PHELPS. Prop. METROPOLITAN OMAHA , NBB. IZLi WILSON , - PROPRIETOR. The Hetropolltan la centrally located , anu flrst-claaa in every respect , having recently bee entirely renovated. The public'will find I comfortable and homelike honae. NEW GROCERY 1 16th and Cuming Sts. We propose supplying the people of North Omaha with CHOICE GROCERIES at mod erate prices. Give us a call. paid for Country Pro duce. Goods delivered free to any part of the city. _ apl7-lm 8ANTA CLAUS FOUND. Greatest Discovery of the Ago. Wonucrful discoveries In the world hive been made Among other things where Santa Clans stayed , Children oft ak if he makes goods or not , H really he lives in a mountain of sncnr. Last year an excursion sailed dear to tha Pol * And suddenly dropped into what seemed lOteciol * Where wonder of wonders they round anewland , While fairy-like beings appeared on each hand. There were mountains like out , with more beautiful green. And far brighter sides than ever wen ieen , Birds with the hues of a rainbow were found , While flowers of exquisite fragrance were crow ing around. Not long were they left to wondtr in donbf , being soon came they had heard much about , Twas Santa Claus' self and this they all say , He lacked like the picture r ( see every day. He drove up a team that looked very queer , Twas a team f grasshoppers instead of reindeer , He rode in a shell instead of a sleigh , But be took them on bovd and drove them away. Ho show ed them all brer his wondtrful realm , And factories snaking goods for women nd men. Furriers were working on bats great and mall , To Bnnce's tbev said they were sending them afl. Kris Klngle , the Glove Maker , told them at once , AH our Gloves we are sending to Bunce , Santa showed them suspenders and many things mere. Saying I alie took thee to Mend Bonce's store. Santa Claus then whispered a secret he'd tell , As in Oiraba every one knew Bunce Veil , He therefore should send his goods to bis can , Knowing his friends will get their lull share. Now remember ye dwellers in Omaha town , All who want pregentt to Bunco's go round. For shirts , collars , orgloves great and small , Send year sister or aunt one and all. Bunce , Champ1011 Hatter of the West , Douglas , trtreet. Om - 1 , B. BEEHEK , COMMON MERCHANT OXtX.EE - > . . " $ esJjE ! Fr | ' W > ; n > Bn SQOfrlKf I ' * pmfcns , % . . , .j IT g rw $ \ " OS . " . * * ' t ' JOBBERS OP HARDWARE , CUTLERY , NAILS , STAMPED AND JAPANNED WARE , TINNERS STOCK , SHEET IRON , TIN STOCK , ETC. / ' : " . 13l7 & 1319 DOUGLAS STREET , A T = T A pint [ positively "no Goods Sold at KHuil. _ OMAHA FElGE i BOX GO. " We Manufacture to Order OFFICE RAILINGS AND FINE COUNTERS - Iron and Wood Fences , Brackets and MouJdingg. Improved Ice Boxes furnished on short notice. QUST. FBJJES & CO. , Prop's. , 1231 Haraej St. , Omaha , ffek LANCE &FplTiCK , House Furnishing Goods , Shelf Hardware , Nails and Etc. 1221 Farnham ' Street , 1st Door Bast First National Bank. m8-tf DOUBLE AND SINGLE ACTING POWER AND HAND PUMPS Steam Pumps , Engine Trimmings , Mining Machinery , IELTIMG H08E , BRASS AND IRON FITTINGS , PIPE , ST1AM PACKING. AT WHOLESALE AND RETAIL. HALLADAY WIND-MILLS , CHURCH AND SCHOOL BELLS A. L. STKAttO. 205 Farnham Rtroat Omaha. " CARPETINGS. CarpetingsJ .Carpetings I J. B. DETWILER , Old Reliable Carpet House , 1405 DOUGLAS STEEET , BET. MTH AND 15TK CIEST-A-BLISIECEr ) I3ST 1868. ) Carpets , Oil-Cloths , Matting , Window-Shades , Lace Curtains , Etc. MY STOCK IS THE LARGEST IN THE WEST. I Hake a Specialty of WINDOW-SHADES AND LACE CURTAINS And have s Fall Line of Mats , Rugs/ Stair Rods , Carpet- Lining Stair Pads , Crumb Clothes , Cornices , Cornice Poles , Lambrequins , Cords and Tassels ; In faot Everything kept in a Firet-Olass Oarpet House , Orders from abroad solicited. Satisfaction Gnaraateed Call , or Address John B. Detwiler , Old Eeliable Carpet House , OMAHA , .HENRYJORNBERGER , V. BUff'sllilLWAUKET BEER I / : In Kegs and Bottles , Special Figures to the Trade. Families Supplied at Reasonable ' ' Prices. Office. 239 Douglas Street , Omaha. PATRONIZE HOME INDUSTRY The Only Lithographing Establishment in Nebraska JEROME RAGHEK. V Proprietor. "On OMAHA BEE " "ry LITHOGRAPHING " COMPANY. W Q Drafti , Checks , Letter Bill and flute Headings , Cards , Bdnda , Certiflcates of Stock , Diplomas , Labels , etc , , done in the best manner , and at 1 Lowest Possible Prices , . . PRACTICAL T.JTHOORAPnKR. OMAHA kTTENTiM , IUILDEBS AND CON - TRACTORS. The < rwBr of the celebrated Kaolin Uota , aear LOUISVILLE , NEB. , has ow ready t the depot at Louisville , on haB.4M. railroad , . Par. white front-or ornamental A. F. RAFERT , CO. ;