TEE DAILY BEE. K. EOSSWATKR. EDITOR TO CORBESPOKDEN7B. PcCocsiHF I swi\re will lw y be pleased to hear from , on all matters connected with crops , country politic ? , and on any robjcct Kfeatoror , c * gtseral totertst to the people oJ onr State. Am Information conntcd trith the eectlonv Ed relating to flood * , accidents , will be glidljr received. AU rnch communlca- "Uom however , must be a brielw possible ; ttd they wort lo allctrai be written on one UeBeeeooy. . , lESXAlcs CT WEITO , In full , mnet In each and ! " r "evwyeaMMcomrany any commnnlcatcn" . what nature BooTe r. Tito Is net Intended Jor * "TjobUcattOD but for our own eRtisfacUon and u proof o good Win. cau < lid U9 for Office whelK "ersiade byielf or/rlends , and whether sa no tice * or commnnicatlons to h Editor , art until nominations are made ) simply personal , vnd wffl be charged for as advertisements. v > KOI desire contributions of * literary or poetical character ; and re will not undertake toprwene or reserve the same In any rase whatever. Our staff Is sufficienUy large to more than supply our limited space. All communications should be aodressed to f E. B3SEWATEREditor. . NATIONAL REPUBLICAN TICKET. I-OB'JHESIDEST : JAMES A. OABFIELD , o ! Ohio. TOB V1CZ-PEESIDEST , CHESTER A. ABTHUR , ' of New York. ETIEV rotd iu.tlie country now leads to Cincinnati , and every road from Cincinnati leads to - . WHY can't tome of the numerous candfdates for the vacant TJ. S. mar- sbihhip get np another jamboree ? How soon vrill the council give us that fire protective ordinance , com- j elling all psrties that propose to erect buildings within our city limits to pro cure a permit 1 MR. JESSE H. JOSES , tbe Boston Ihbor reformer , has written nn article on the labor problem for the July number of the InfernafionaZ Beritw Tvh'ch will attract a goad deal of at- tention. _ _ _ _ _ _ _ - THE decision of the oupreme court of Indians , nullifying the constitu tional amendments whereby Indiana vas taken out of the HsC of October Itatea , is a gosd send-off for the cham pion straddler of America , Tom Hen- dricks. _ Os the 14th of July the Irith- .American Republicans will hold a na tional convention at Indianapolis. Not less than five hundred delegates ire expected in attendance. Among the signers of tha call is Gen. George M. O'Brien , of Nebraska. IT is strictly in accord with the tj'ernal fltnes ot things that two o1 the Nebraska delegates to the national democratic convention should he ap pointed by the republioan governor of Nebraska to'reprcsentthis state at the national conference of charities and cr motion * . TttDEf baa written a loiter , tad it is alleged that it is s patriotic letter. It is very fitting that he should write a patriotic . letter , for we sup- pase it ia the correct thing for a man to be patriotic at some time in life. In , this letter S. .7. T. aho gives Rood counsel to the people 'of tne country. This is all well enough for harmless e muaement , but the man who dodged thelncome taxlevied to'assist in put ting down treason won't have a very brge audience among loyal people. ABOUT two yeara ago Mrs. Sarah A. Dorsey , an eccentric southern lady , bequeathed a valuable Louisiana plan tation to Jeff. Davis. The relatives of Mrs. Dorsey have contested the will in the Louisiana courts on the ground that Mrs. Doraoy was , previous to her death , deranged in mind , and furthermore that Jeff. Davis had gnin- i the confidence and affections of this generous lady by intrigue , deceit aad trickery , with the sole aim of securing her property. One of the nephews of Mrs. Dorsey , now a citizen cf St. Louis , represent * that he resided on the plantation some yeara before her death. His aunt was in enthusiastic worshipper of the eouthorn confederacy in general , and ; Jeff Davis in particular. Jeff who was S ivited to the plantationasa guesttak- iig advantage ofMrj. Dorsey'afoiblea played the role of exiled martyr , and ' in due time bees-me a sort of father confessor. After driving all the rela- t'vee of Mrs. Donoy from the planta- : Ken Jeff took possession of Mrs. Jersey , ani when'she finally died be came the heir of all her property. The sequel appears in the following telegram : NEW OKIXANS , June 17. Jefferson Davis , Jnbal A. Early and J. W. Payne , testified In the case of the will t ! of S&r ah A. 'Dorsey , who left Davis her legated , which was contested on Ia the ground of undue influence , wnich Is Davis emphatically denied. s ! Mrs. Dorsey , he said , believed that a ; the confederacy still existed , that its troths were eternal , and should pre- ftt TaiL Ho believed this , too , and if t ] that was jntanity , both lie and Mrs. t ! Dorey were crazy. . & Tlikustrery remarkable declara tion and , giro ' the lie direct to all the atG ' thejTJnion a ] which Je2 Davis has made on various e : occasions , and hisadmiring friends infer al " for bim during the alcl : historic Hebate , on ihe Mexican clhi hi vateraa pension bill , made memorable him ' by the' farribrfs speech of Zach Chand m ler. * - fn According to Jeff Davis , ihe south- lo ; em confederacy still exists , and he su tillowraaU kneeiolt. The "United of StatesauthorUief aje amply despotic csurpers whcse'domihalibn over the levea southern slatee-is merely that ef oonquaror. hit j Noir , taklns Jeff Davis.at his own word , te ia either a defiant tralto 0 vIrjn Uc. BOt he onght to be ient.to a lurktc'"twlum. ! 'hir jf * &SS2 * * ; The members of ' ' THE TENTH " ? BA . With DAILY BEE enters upon the tenth j ear of itgveventful iexis&nce. " Usher * into the wodd ofjaurnal'sm without pompons yircspect'uses or.ny o .Ktr demonftrstion that usually precedes the birth , rf scch an enterprise , its advenr scarcely caused the slightes ripple on the social and political tea of Nebraska's metropolis. The ill shaped , dinsy-lookirg , two-page , 12x 18freo di tribution , advertising sheet , which appared undi r the suggestive * * ! " -n fcS * * " - ' ' - ' T' wvwr00-- n\uie tif THE OAIAIIA EVE > 'D O BIE n > no y < .ars , ago" f to/aa was ' ' * nit calculated 'to' aronse popu lar admiraticn" ror enthusiasm ii any community. The founderof'this , paper modestly withheld his riame.be- cause he had no design to establ'shria permanent daily"and h'ad'no ambition at tbo time to be anything more than an-amateur in'thBTJrofestionMf-'jour- nalljin. Nine yeara of unremitting labor have transformedUhe free gift advertiiing sbe'et "of 1871into the most influential and most widely o'rculated daily in the Missouri Valley. Tha marvellous success of TfiE BEE has been accbnf plished in spite of obstacles that saemed at times almost insurmounta ble. Stirting-vfiibout capital , without political backing , in rivalry with old established papers that were backed by the most powerful corporation in America , and all the leading public mm in the state , THC BEE had to lit erally fight its way through a best of enemies who scrupled at nothing to encompass its destruction. Durirg these nine yeara this paper has weath ered storms that wrecked seven rival Omaha daHier , each of which wai got- tea up with a view to superceding it. Daring these nine years THE BEE has foupht many battles of politial and social reform that have convnlstd this city and state from center to cir cumference. Nearly all these contests were fought against great odds and the opposition of rivals allied with cor porate monopolies. The generous support which THE BEE has received at tbe hands of , the people of this city and state is the most substantial testimonial of the popuhr approval of iti courre. Meas ured by this standard THE BEE is practically without a rival in Nebraska. During the past year its weekly sub scription list has increased from 2700 to over 5000 , and in this city alone where it has for years enjoyed a most extensive patronage the increase on the daily during the past four months is over 400 , reaching , with papers sold by newsboys , an aggregate city circu lation of 2000. No other piper in any city in America of like population can make such a showing. ' The key to this unexampled success is tbe high standard of independence which THE BEE has at all time main tained in dealing with public men and public measures. It has been our pride notwithstanding false accusa tions by envious contemporaries never to prostitute the columns of THE BEE as the subsidized organ of any public mnn or corporaticn. Firm ly resolved that this principle shall govern its conduct In the fu ture , as in the past , with the determination that nothing shall swerve it from exposing fraud , dis honesty and quackery in every shape and form whenever and wherever ] found , to oppose all measure that are in our judgement detrimental to the public intereatjTHEBEEentersuponifs tenth year hopeful and confident of a bright and prosperous career. IT frequently happens that the man ager of a "boom" overdoes things. This is juat the symptom manifested by the Hancock boom. With Gen. Tom Ewing as authority , Hancock's friends aver that the democracy , in ' order lo stand any show of snccces , must cnooio for its standard bearer in the coming contest , one who was nn- ; nistakably and uncompromisingly a ; inpporter of the Union during the re- jallion. This attempt to steal re- jublican thunder will meet with ill luccess , for the democrats have not he moral courage to nominate an ex- Fedeial soldier , at the risk of losing hot-headed "lost-cause" men in close ' southern states. It wili be enough 'or the loyal people of the north and" he "bravo boys in blue , " to know . bat shrewd democratic leaders appre- iate the fact that a man's war record , n the Union cause is a good arga- nent for his elevation to the proal- lency. They wUl eee , too , rfiould ho democratic party nominate euch a aan as either Tilden , Bayard or Hen- ricks , that the party is "not in ympatby with those who believe that Cl he results of the war are unalterable. r < Jetween such men and others s well , who have some how of being nominated , nd Gen. Garfield , it will not be harder orhe citizen soldiery to settle whom tl hey prefer to commit the charge of tlB be nation. If Hancock shonld re- eivo the nomination ho would not , IliB IliB s his f rinds maintain , ba the equal of : B larfield. He has been a military roan B II his life , and has not had that large1 aiB tperience in public life nor noiwat aiP ' P 11 for that matter , that the senator- ect and president-to-be , from Ohio , la is. If the democrats darejiominate tfPi latf ancock , who is one of their best Pi en , he will render no States doubt- , la.F .F 1 by Iris-alleged strong canduVacy.for ; yal Americans and ex-soldiers will , rely prefer the republican nominee thettro. re redc > A welldrssed.neero applied to Hie in.A . dge of prpbata of 3Iobile.for a mar- A < ige license. He was asked how old intended was , and replied with aa t animation : f'Jost sixteen , 6fha 3ge sweet sixteen , aid de hand- haGe nest girl in town. " The judge said Ge couldjiot do it , aa thaTaw forbada" * n to issue license to anyone arTder to hteen. "Well , hold oncjndge , " ttl iioed.then4n. "Jknoirdat daw : 'Im. deceitful , and' lie Sboiit detr 3. She is nineteen if & day. " "Will Co : a swear to it * ! ' . ' keathe judge , wit 'es , sab , " he replied , and , did.- on icd how old are you ? " said the iti ke. The chap looking suspiciously , eur ilied with caution , "thirty-five , " ton I added , "if dat woq't do. ' the " tiO ! POETRY OF THE. TIMES * BabyaPap. * "JBertJlJobn , don't eat those crackers up , " I Said ehe with a hateful snap ; illieyjre some I saved on purpose C To pat in the baby's pap. , ' "Well. " said John , edging for the door , And Teaching for his hat , "What makes you so cross about it then ? -Ain't I the baby's pap ? " [ Keokuk C mstitntion. Oh. Don't I "Don't you dare to kiss me once , " She cried , with blazing eyes. At John , who felt himself collapsed To half hU usual size. "I won't "he said.'please pardou me , * " AndT wilrbe BOmcV' She smiled , and said , VDear John , I didn't SaY'You hoaian'tkiss ine twice. . . Stern Heallty. She was a school girl graduate , With school girJs nted to play ; She got h "r sheepskin and a great Big 60-cent boquct. When she went home herdear mamma Met her with a pleasant look , And said "Kow , Mary Ann.pile in Andt. .ke my place as cook. But Mary Ann popped up hernoi > e . And said , "Mamma , I won't. hat ! Come right out of school and cook ! You bet your eocks I don't ! " The anxious , overbearing ma , Like any mother bhould , Hit Mary Aim beneath the ear With A great big stick of wood. So now that t chop ] girl graduate , With pleajure in her eye , Can cook a steak or wash a shirt , Or make a dishrag fly. Her mother taught her what it wasTe To Ie3d a useful life. There 're * forty chaps a running there , . Each wants her for his cook. MUSICAL , AND DRAMATIC. Kate Claxton hat laid away a snug 'little pile of § 35GOO ; this season. Mrs , Agnes Booth is spending the summer Jit Manchester-by-the-sea. Mr. Edgar Fawcett's new play"The Falsa Friend , " will shortly ba produc ed in Boston. It will cost the great American people 575,000 to see Sara Bernhardt a hundred , times. * At Niblo's Garden Miss Annie Ward Tiffcnv has appeared during the last week in the "Child Stealer. " Maurice Sfrakosch will go to Europe in.afevr days to make arrangements foirnew musical attractions. Mr. WmV Culder , an American act or , ha * been performing in ' 'Rip Van Winkle" in Liverpool and other Brit ish cities. After Wilhelmj'a engagement in Ot tawa , Montreal and Quebec ho will return to New York to play at Kcster &Bial's. "The Danites" is enjoying a run in London. Arrangements ate afoot for the production of the piece in Paris and .Berlin. . Louise Pomeroy has a new play called "The Duchess , " which she in tends to produce in New York early next season. Mr. Leopold Lilzanberg , the young violinist , who waa heard in ISew York three yein ago , has returned , and will play in concerts next fall. Signer L'beraU ' , the cornet soloist , is playing with NeundorfFs new mili tary band at Brighton Beach. Coney Island. Arbuckle is at Cable a. Miss Henrietta Beebe , MissDrasdil , Mile. Litta , M. Remenyi , Mr. Friisch , Mr.4-Kemmertz. and other artists ap- peare'daVthe Toledo festival lait week , which appears to have been an artistic success. Rubinstein lives in a larga villa at Petorbof and his study overlooks the sea. His kitchen is the best appoint ed room in the house ? * He does not wish that his children should under stand any thing about music. Mr. Mapleson has during the last two weeks with Lillia Lehman andLeonora Rob'nson in Lon don. The latter resembles in appear ance Mme. Papprnbeira. She gave a remarkably excellent dramatic de lineation "bfLsonora in "Fidelio , " last week , and was much chronicled as a prononhcsd auccesj. The Figaro sys that the Colonel has engaged her for the next American season. Mademoiselle Nevada , who is be . coming ao famous abroad as a singer , Is Miss Wixom , the daughter of a California hotel keeper. She early showed great taste and capacity fu : " music. While yet a mere child her pa'ents moved to "Nevada , where her mother died. The father sent her to Mills's seminary , Nevada City. Her * go fs twenty-three , and she has beiin studying vocal music for aomo time ibroad. It is now well understood that Herr FoBcfly has made new arrangements 'or the next season , aud will remain n this country. Hewill appear again n the fall at Stoinway'iall , and for he first time Trill have an opportunity 0 do himself justict with an orcbes- ra under the direction of Theodore Chomas. _ pSerr Jos'iffy , has really iBver had a chance in his concerts to ihow his capabilities. > Miss Genevieve Ward has received ; reat praises in London for her acting n the French play "L'Aventuriere. " Che Telegraph says : "Misi Gene- 'ieve Ward , in the character of Clor- nde , may be criticised in comparison 6-the first French actresses of her ime. In this play she is to aU intents .nd purposes a Frenchwoman , fault- ess in accent , and with all the tradi- iona of the old classical school. RELIGIOUS. Oliver Wendell Homes says the aission of Unitaria"nism fs "the har- ionizing bF religious barbarism , the epubhcaui2in of ecclesiastical des- otisiri ; the Americanizing of Asiatic qnceptiotiVjpf Hie infinite and its elationa tot ourselves. " - - 0 > Atles BradlonVh , Ool. , ames-Partob , Elirur. .Wright , ProL faderwood , iTelix Adler and others r the.aaine way of thinking , will at- and the Free-thinkers' convention of lie United States and Canada at ; Femes ville , N. Y. , in September. The , new Methodist bishops will ave offlcral re3idences'ras follows : tishop Warrea goes to' Atlanta , Ga. ; iishop Foss to St. Paul , Minn. ; iishop Hurst to Des Moines , Iowa , nd Bishop Haven to San Francisco. iiahop Andrews removes from St. 'anl to Washington , D. 0. The old. Catholic synod of Swilzer- md was held this year in Gereva for le first time. Among the visitors repeat were Bishop Plunkot. of Ire [ ind ; Bishop ltiley , of Mexico , and ather Hyacinihe. Bishop Heizog reached the sermon. Myron Adams , the Rochester Con- i fgatianalfst "minister , who recently uouncecLbis belief in the Calvanistic ctrine of"hell has received support .his views from his brother , Edwin iams , who is pastor of ( he Congre- ei itional church at Dunkirk. ? Bishop NicboTson , presiding bishop ta ' the Re'ormed Episcopal church , ce s tcalhd a special meeting of ihe to > meral Council of that denomination , todi be held in JPhiladelpLia ; June 30 , til take sction inregard to the election Dr. Edward Wilson as btoop for nada. Ga lh great activity The stone roof cai the-corthenttower hag bcon tet In en place ; arid' appears above all the Stl rounding scaffolding , and the touth to ror is a'so making progress. While tohai SB parts are approaching comple- ? ptbera fall to dewy and. nwd. to 4 yr ba rectored. .Indeed , it is said that the work of restoration aud' of cpra- p'clion are carried on simultaneously , especially beneath the south tower , whose foundations need to be renewed while the summit-is finishing. The recent death of Noah M. Well * , ' the pioneer Presbyterian minister in Michigan , brings out the statement that Herman Halsey , cf East Wihon , N. Y. , is the sole survivoref the orig inal foundtri of the first synod of wes tern New York. He is 87 years old ; and still active in mind and body. The refusal of the Methodist Con ference which recently mot in Cincin nati to elect a colored bishop , has called * - ed out many expressions of regret and even indignation from members of the colored churches. At Philadelphia , a Dr. Butler gave a plain statement of his feelings in the matter , one day last week. He declared that the color- line was forced upon his race at the Cincinnati conference. "When I ar rived at Cincimnt1 , " he s id , "there was a colored man to meet me. When J. was assigned to my seat it was amongst the colored people , and I was appointed to preach ia a colored church. " Dr. Butler was a member of tbe commit tee on the Episcopacy , and when he went in it was at the bg end of the horn , but his emergence from that body was , he says , from the horn's small end. Ho relates a "little history of how the wool was pulled over our eyes , as usual. " The committee re ported in favor of a colored Bishop , but a equare vote in the conference was not had. Men who had speeches to make could nut get the floor , and a motion for an * indefinite postpone ment was "railroaded through. " He added , in conclusion , that the quest ion id one which must be taken up and voted on , because the negro "will naver remain indefinitely postponed. " HONEY FOR THE LADIES. An'armless Mexican woman plays ; he piano beautifully with her feet. The society hdy never sh'eds tears. She knows enough to keep her pow der dry. The full sleeve , gathered into a wide cuff at the wr.'st is revived- for house drefscs. No matter how short the sleeves are , the gloves must be long enough to cover the arm. Books and eyes , in plain and col ored steel , have been Introduced as substitutes for buttons. Beth short and long sleeves for eve ning or daylight wear will ba puffed in the arm-hole in the next turn of tbe wheel of fashion. The puffs on the tght sleeves are said to ba more comfortable in warm weather. There ought to be eome compensation for their ugliness. The Claudent tcarf , of the popular shape that is rounded at the throat , IB made up this season in the twilled Surah silk in checks or in plain col ors. ors.A A Kansas schcolma'am climbed a tree to get away from two awful frogs and a milksnake , and the tohool board called it "demoralizing" and dis charged her. Black skirts are much worn with jacket waists , as well is a great varie ty of silk and woolen draped skirts in fanjy designs. Satin is also used for this purpose. A strange female who landed in Deadwood the other day tostart _ a pretty-waiter girl saloon , was induced , by liberal offers to forego her inten tions and become the principal of the first ward school. All the girls who ma afford it now wave $75-paintod fans , and it is utter ly useless , even when the thermome ter registers only sixty , to persuade them that it is quite cool and comfort able. [ Boston Post. * "I would box your ears , " taid a young lady recently to her- stupid and tiresome admirer , "if " "If what ? " he anxiously asked. "If , " she ro- pl'ed , "I could get a box large enough for the purpose. A lady tolls something which should .have remained a tecret with her sex. It is that a woman in ohooiing a lever considers a good deal more how the man will be regarded by other women than whether she loves him herself. The newest thing in high art , girl * , is to paint your brother's pipe a deli cate rky-blue , with a cluster of lilies of the valley on the bowl. If you ho veil't got a brother's clay pipe , some other girl's brother's clay pipe will do as well , perhaps better. A Jersey City girl ran a darning- needle into her limb , and amputation was the only means of saving her life. This should be a warning to girls. Nothing but a very lazy woman will ; darn her Blockings while they are on. [ Philadelphia Chronicle. Young Gent "Might I ask you Miss ah " Miss "Very sony , sir , but I'm engaged for the next three dances. " Y. G. "It is not dancing ah it is it's beg your pardon , Miss ; you are sitting on my hat. " It is said that one of the female shriekera at the Chicapy convention uttered such a yell for Grant that it broke her back'cotnb aud scattered twenty-seveoJiair-pins on the floor. Don't believe it. That sort of women ire all short-haired , or else wear cork- icrew curls. There are'indicarfohs that small sun- ihades are coming into fashion. Mt- sroscoplc articles of the sort have al ready besb seen , but the change is likevly to be gradual. Some of these lew shades are no longer than one's inn , and could eanly be fastened to ihe belt when pot in use. The most elegant mountings and will - c M MMU coverings fVlli probably be employed for these a : thadei. ito i o\ \ Young men should never loss pi-es- oa a : snce of mind in a trying situation. SVhen you take the girl you love to a aitl picnic , and wander tltl you away together tl o commune with nature , andshe sad- tlst lenly exclaims , "Ob , George , there's stcl ui ant down my back J1' don't stand clw cla itill with your month open ; don't a aint don't for the ' w ; go girl's mother ; si ' ant. Skirts are still drawn as much back is ever. Very small puffings are over he niptfand rather larger ones are in ho back , on the lower part of the kirt and bust All walking dretses ce > ceai re short , or just clear the ground , ai 'etticoats era trimmed with plaited aim ounces , which are not starched ; even m hose on the trains for evening dresses he re left unstiffened. fe The Chinese skill in drawlnc plants febe well known. The Chinese women be ; rear m their besoms little dwarf fir beV : fees , which , by a carefully adjusted sp ' patem of starvation , have been re- need to the size of button-hole flow- rs. These remain ve freA and ever vewl reen in their dwaif state for a nnm- lo : at of years. jn t as fir trees in moun- uns are ever-green , and thus are ex- silent symbols of bil perpetuity of love , express wh'ch they are used by la- todo es of the highest rank in tha Celes- do i 1 emp're. gs ; The New Orleans Women , ba : w Orleans Picayune. an The Newr Orleans tot woman proper is a dlic American , or rather an Ameri- Ber n Gaul.- She may never fjara bpen t of the country , or even ont'of the % ' kto ; but for all that she is an alien COS the republic in tha sense that she kn < little knowledge of it and less cara the i "LS V1 . ° ol8 , cr , "i- M MI M French ne'wepspers/has / French habitf1 and opinions , and she is essentially French in nrnd add manner. She tails English , though she thinks in French ; she is * an Inhabitant of [ the United States , but a citizen of Louisi ana , espocially.of iti metropolis , most : of her grand outipgi bung to adjicent" parishes. Onca in a whi'e she may go to Sc.Louis , or Mobile , or Charleston , or New York , but if she does it is a memorabb event , and she rfgardi it as a Chicagoan , Bostoniau or New Yorker would regard the circumnavigation of the g'obe , a journey to the interior of Afghanistan or the heatt of Africa. .Should the New Orleans woman ba yonntr , cepecally should she be an- married , she may ba very graceful , though rerely slender in 6gure , for plumpness and roundness come very e..ry ! with her. She is usually a btu- nettc. Her manners are , as a tule , superior to her person. It is muve1- ous whbt the can achieve with a bit of lace , half a yard of ribbon or a few flowers. Tha New Orleans woman is not very substantially educated , but such education as she has she can put to the beat advantage. [ New Orleans Picayune , i CONNUBIAL SIPS. John Dougher , a one-legged man , while collecting funds in Eaton to buy an artificial leg , met an old sweetheart and they were married. An Oh'o sheriff , who lately assisted at a wedding , snapped his fingers and called out : "The condemned will now step this way. " An Ohio widow owed her hired man § 320. She nwried him to square the account , and then for $60 secured a divorce and turned him out. James H. Gallup and Emma Garter were married at Grand Rapids , Mich. , a few days ago. Give'm time and they'll make a spanking team. A Chicago widower has a fine housa of brown stone and brick , and he wants to know before choosing eeccnd wife , whether a blonda era a brunatte would beet harmoniz * with tbe color of the ctructuro. A western ventrilcqust has broken off any number of engagements by rid ing ia cars and making it appear thai young ladies napping in their seats by their young men were snoring fear fully. fully.Gen. Gen. Robert F. Stockton's daugh ter , Miss Anna Margsrette , was married in Trenton on Wednesday to MOBOJ T. Payne , of New York. Bishop Scarborough performed the ceremony. One of the bridesmaids was Gov. Me- Clelhn's daughter , ' Miss Balle Me- CltTan. The grandfather of the groom presented the bride with a $25,000 chccV , There were 150 other presents. IMPIETIES. All tbinga are not ordered for the best. Whisky is often ordered when it is seltzer water that ia needed. It ia not a fair thing for a wealthy congregation to go of on a summer tour and leave a clergyman to preach all by himself. A paper in Nevada says it will sup port tbe party which adopts the fen commandments as a platform. We suspect it will wait awhile before it begins to give any active support. At a camp-meeting , lately , a vener able sister begin the hymn : "My soul be on thy -guard ; Ten thousand foes arise. " She began too hlghr "Ten thousand , " she screeched and stopped. "Start her at five thousand1 ! cricda converted stock-broker present. Calls for clergymen are frequently heard from the frontier , but not often for tbe kind described in the following passage from. The Aurora ( Nov. ) Her ald : "We are sorely in need of a preacher , but wo dpn't want any cheap trash. We want a good , mntcular Christian , who can snatch sinners by the scruff of the neck and drag them howling up the plane of righteousness , and who will not drink more than he can hold. Such a man will get a right smart lay out hera. " EDUCATIONAL NOTES. Of the 104 members of the Harvard graduating class seventy are going to jludy law. Rochester university has now 165 students , the senior class numbering 29. Commencement comes June 30. In Milwaukee , 7915 children out of i daily attendance of 11,092 in the public schools , are studying German. Maryland agricultural college has ieveiity-five students. Twelve students , ire studying to bo special agricul- iuriats. The Massachusetts institute of echnology has just graduated eight r'oung gentlemen whose theses are laid to have been of unusual excellence. On the 14th inst. a scientific party > f seven from the Illinois state uni versity started from Champaign in the ) ntereflt of the natural history depart * nent of the university to explore the Lake Superior regions and gather . . . _ ° - * i > ipccimens in geology , entomology , jotany , mineralogy , tc. - ' Superintendent Harris , of St , joulS ) at the recent meeting cf the faw England superintendents said hat the high schools had faults In wo directions ; he did not believe hat geclogy and botany should sup- iloment Latin and Greek , or vice ersa and he thought "there should ie a spirituality introduced into the chools. " The assembled snperin * audents resolved "that the new de- larture in educational affairs in New England merits their hearty commend- " A writer in Barnes' Education * Jontbly complains with much justice nd force of the way in which history taught in our schools. The mind f the pupils are < 3ramffled with dales nd numbers which they soon forget nd there is no intellectual grasp o lie deeds , customs and characters o : be times concerning which they tudy. And this , it must be said , ' is niefly the fault of teachers , for even poor text book may be made o : orth in the hands of a wise am iillful teacher. PEPPERMINT DROPS. Only one-tenth of the men in this untry shave themselves. BarberS id brokers do for the rest. A rat poison is advertised that will \ like rats go away to a neighbor's ause and die. It fills a want long It. It.A A tourist in Yirginia says he has en informed that wherever an old irginian is buried a bed of mint 'rings up. B We can't see why prize fights an so iry bad. The two principals eet bat they deserve , and more.or less ifera are crippled or killed. ' It is only the female mosqaito that tea , bet when a man gets a chance belt one with a towel , he's going to it without stopping to inquire its nder. When you see a man sit down in a rber's chair , pin the newspaper rand his neck and begin to read the irel , you may put him down. * | ab- it minded. * ' An Iowa lawyer reached out toward bsg inkstand while tddreiBinjj the irt and the nearest man promptly ocked him down. They believe to ounce of prevention out that way. Jen who have bit A handor ! M uaTfmnj rjo ] ? gef look * I -1 * * * * ? * - \ > military herpes by gizmg.upba-towns rwrecked $ y"cyclon , end remarking thlrt the scene looks .like a battlefield. A San Francisco'man has'been in- " dieted for snoring ! It was shown ! that his nose could be/heard .clear * across j'.tbe street and thatxm certain Anights pheJiad kept as many ai ten persons awake. The "charge of the six hundred" at Balaklara was splendid but "it was not ' war. " The charge of the two hundred hotel keepers at Chicago was also splendid and it was business , too. f'Yct , " said the New Hampphire farmer who came to Boston , and get ting steered agalnsfa Yare banklo > t 880 , for which be gave a $100 bill and received 620 in changer , ? 5 of it in bad money ; "I intended to keep tint $100 bil ) for bogus patent dealer. but I Lad to use it to make that $15 out of these wicked gamb ers. " The'secretiry announced a commu nication from Richmond , staling tbat Crowbar Powers , anhororary member of the club , was out scins two weeks since with a jug in one handauda fish polo in the other , and had not been seen rince. It was believed that the fiih nnd jug had proven too much for him. "Do jug might bave been emp ty , " suggested Hon. Oblique Jones as the secretary finished. "Or it might have been nuffia but buttermilk , " ad ded Esquire Wynkcop. 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Ire- lana , Scotland , and all parts of Europe Sell European Passage Tickets. COLLECTIONS PROMPTLY MADE auglJtf _ U , S. DEPOSITOBY. FIRST NATIONAL BANK OF OMAHA , Cor. Farnham and Thirteenth Sta. OLDEST SAKXINC E3TABLI8HMEMT K OMAHA. (3UCCBSSOBS TO SOUJSXSB BROS. , aaTAgTiTgpyp tg igfifi. OrjanU J M a hatlozuil Bank August 80,18 . Capital r.ndFrcfits Over $300,000 Specially aothorlxod by the Secretary of Titinu * to receive Babecriptlona to the * U. 8 , 4 PER CENT. FUNDED LOAN OF7ICEB3 Am ) DIBEOTOBfl HisHiji Eomms , President. Auorsros Kotnms , Vice Frctfdetl. H. W. Tins , Cashier. a. J. Forrurov , Attorns ; JCBX A. Csnaima. F. H. DATH , Aat Coshler Thli bank recelrss depoeita wlthcnt rejart to amount * . latuoa time certlflcatos bearlnr nUrett , Drain drills on San Frandcco and prlndpa dtles of tha United States , ! so London. Dublin KJlnborgh and the principal dtles of us cent nentof Europe. Bolls passage tickets foi emlgranta In the In- man line. mayldtl REAL ESTATE BROKER Geo. P. Bemis1 REAL ESTATE AGENCY. 15th di Douglot Sis. , Omaha , Neb. This agency does STEICTLT a broking * busi ness. Does notspeculate , and therefore any bar * gains on Its books are Insured to Ita putrons , In stead of being yobbltd np by the agent Boggs and Hill. REAL ESTATE BROKERS No. 860 Farnham Street OMAHA. - NEBRASKA. Or : North Blda , opp. Grand Central Hot * Nebraska Land Agency DAVIS & SNYDER , 1505 Farnham St , Omaha , Ntbr , 4OO.OOO ACHES carefully Mlt U4 Itai Eastern rfebrwka lor sain Great Bargains In Improrsd fatnu , and . , WEBSTER BSTOXB , I U Lsad Com'r U. P. K. R. ip4bTl mox MM. uvn f. USB Byron Reed & Co. , REAL ESTATE AGENOJ IN NEBRASKA. Feep a complete abstract of tills to all BssUX ata In Omaha and Douglas Coantr. maTltl THE ORIGINAL BRIGGS HOUSE ! Cor. Randolph St. & 5th Are. , CHICAGO , ILL. i PRICES BEDDCED TO S2.00 AND $2,50 PER DAY Located In the bustneai centrc.conTenlent ? iacea rt amusement. Elegantly furnished , con iainlng all modem Improvementa. passenger els ntor.Ac. J H. OOlllilHOB , Proprfetor. ocietf OGDEN HOUSE , lor. MARKET ST. d : BROADWAY Council Bluffs , Iowa to line ot Street Railway , Omnibuses to aa rom all trains. BATES-Parlor floor. 13.00 p lay ; second floor , J2.60 per day ; third floor lie best-furnished and most commodious boo a the city. OEO T. PHELP3. Prop. METROPOLITAN OMAHA , NEB. TRA WILSON , PROPRIETOR. The Metropolitan la centrally located , anu ist-claas In every respect , harinr recently bee ntlroly renovated. The public will find I omfortable and homelike boos * . must MEW GROCERY ! 16th and Ouming Sts , We propose supplying eople of North Omaha with CHOICE CROCflBIES at mod- rate prices. Give us a call. paid for Country Pro- Uce. Goods delivered free to any art of the city. _ ap7-lm tJANTA OLAUS FOtJND. Greatest Discovert' of tbeAe. . ronuoriul discoveries in the world bars beenmftd * won ? other things where Santa Clan * stijed , htldren oft ak If he makes ? oods Or not , T really he lives In a moUfi'.sin of nunr. ut year an excursion sailed clear to tbe Pole n4 suddenly dropped into what seemedlikauiola rhere Wonder of wonders they found anew land , Tiile fairy-like beln appmred on each hard. hero were mountains like ours , with mot * b&ratlftil green. nd far bright silts thin eter wen seen , rds with the bees of a raloCW Wef8 foond , Tille flowers of ezquliite fragrance werdgrov Ing aronnd. ot long were they left to wonder In donbr , being icon came tb / had heard much about , 'was Santa dins' calf and this they all cay , e Itoked like tBe picture eteo every d V- a droVe up a team that looked Terr queer , "was a team f grasshoppers instead of reindeer , e rode in a shell instead of a sleigh , at be took .tbem on boud and drove them e showed them all uver his wonderful realm , I ad factories making goods for women and men , inters were working on hata great and small , Bonce's ther said they were sending them alL ris Kingle , the Glove Uakertoldthem at once , U our Gloves we are sending to Bonce , rota shoved them suspenders and many things more. ying I also took these to filtnd Bonce's store. nta Claus then whispered a secret he'd tell , In Omaha every one knew Bonce well , therefore should send his goods to his care , lowing his friends will get their full shars. aw remember ye dwellers In Omaha town , who want present ! to "Btmce's go round. ir shirts , collars , or gloves great and small , u nd your sister or aunt one and all. Bonce. Champion Hatter of the West , Donjtai reet. Omaha " " ' 1 > . B. BEEXSK , 9MMISSION MERCHANT Pealor ia Foreign tad Bit , ButtM , ? , Poaltry. f - , , DOUBLE AND SINGLE ACTING POWER AND HAND PUMPS Steam'Pumps , Engine Trimminig , Mining Machinery , IEITIMC HOSE , MASS AND IRON FiTTINCS , PIPE , STEAM MOK1HC , * - . IT "WHOLESALE AND RETAIL. HALtADAY WIND-MILLS , CHURCH AM SCHOOL BELLI - A. L. STBANE. 205 Farnham Street Omaha , ' OMAHA FENCE i BOX GO. We Manufacture to Order OFFICE RAILINGS AND FINE COUNTERS A1STID Iron and Wood Fences , Brackets and Improved Ice Boxea fhrnished on short notice. GUST , FRIES & CO. , Prop's1231 Harney St. , Omaha , Neb. PAXTON & GALLAGHER , , WHOLESALE GROCERS ! 1421 and 1423 Farnham , and 221 to 22915th Sta. KEEP THE LARGEST STOCK MAKE THE LOWEST PRICES. Tbe Attention of Cash and Prompt Time Bayers Solicited. AGENTS TOR THE HAZAED POWDER COMPT and the Omaha Iron and Nail Go. LANGE & FOITIGK . , Dealers ± * ia House Furnishing Goods , Shclfllardware , Nails and Etc. 1221 Parnham Street , lac Door East First National Bank. mS-tf I.L SLEDZIANOSKMCO , , MANUFAOTUBEES IMI O TJ 31 ID I UST GS I AND DEALEE8 IN PICTURE FRAMES , CHROMOS AND ENGRAVINGS 922 Douglas St. , Near 10th , Omaha , Neb. o. WHOLESALE GROCER ! 1213 Farnham St. , Omaha. GARPETINGS u Carpet ! ngs I Carpet ! ngs I J. B. DETWILER , Old Reliable Carpet House , 1405 DOTOL4S STEEET , BET. 14TH AND 15TH' I2ST 18SS- ) Carpets , Oil-Cloths , . Matting , Window-Shades , Lace Cu rtains , Etc. MY STOCK IS THE LARGEST IN THE WEST. * * I Make a Specialty of WINDOW-SHADES AND LACE OURTAINS And have & Fall Line of Mats , Rugs , Stair Rods , Carpet- Lining Stair Pads , Crumb Clothes , Cornices , " f Cornice Poles , Lambrequins , Cords and Tassels ; Iniaot Eyerythingiept in a First-Class Carpet House. Orders from abroad solicited * Satisfaction Gnaraatoet > or Address John B. Detwiler , Old EeHable Carpet House , OMAHA. . . : THE OHIY RACE WHEK YOB can flnd good 3crtmont of BOOTS AND SHOES At a XOJPJBK PI0UBZ than at aa/ other shoe houae In the dtr. P. LANG'S , ZWFAIKKAIIST. t LADLES' & GENTS , f HOESllADE TO ORDER d a perfect flt munntttd. PrfceJ Trrr _ on itSM E. Bccrr. . FOWLER & SCOTt , iRCHITECTS. D { rns for bunding * of any description on IbibitioBatoBTofSce. We have had over 20 ITS eTperiesee hi detlgntag and soperrnt nd. tvoXOc boHdlng and residences. Plans and UsatM tarnished on short notice. BOOM 8 , TJNIOK BLOCK. m2em UNO. G. JACOBS , ( Tormedy of Glsb k Jacobs ) INDERTAKER JL F. RAFERT & CO. 0ntoactor8 and Builders , M. K. General Insurance RKPBESE5TS : PHCENIIA8SDKANCE CO.ot Lee don , Cash Aiset * . WE81CHK8TEKNY..C pitjJ . , , THE MEBCHAKTS. ot Newark. IT. J.t 1CC,00 01RARIyiBEPblladelphUC pBal. . 1,000,000 NOBTHWEaTEttH KATJOSAI.C J > - _ ital . W0,890 - . California . FIRKiTCN-a FUND. SS2-S BKIT1SK AMERICA ABSUgiKOECo ! . & < * KE ASK FTRgniH. CO Aweti. . . . AUERICAF CENTRAL , AiMU . Southeast Cor. of KJUenth & Donrfas 8U tnch8-dly OMAHA , lf B. a week. In your own town. TOTM and 16 _ . . on fit free. Addres. H. Hallett ft Co , Finland , M . FRONTIER HOTEL , Laramie , Wyoming. Tbe miner's retort , good accofflmodaUonf , Iirje sample room , charees reasonable. Bjjclal attention given to travelfair men. 1I-U H.O.HILLIIBI > , Proprietor , BUSINESS ! SUITS for * * $2.W PANTS fiir ? 5.H