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About Hesperian student / (Lincoln [Neb.]) 1872-1885 | View Entire Issue (April 1, 1889)
IN THE SOUP.
On this oblate spheroid of ours
Where Lits grow fair and fat,
The Geologist above them towers,
With his broad brimmed gray hat.
He wears a hammer at his belt,
A compass at his thigh,
And chloryphl has never dwelt
In the region of his eye.
He pulverizes antique stones
For fossils, small and few,
Though oldci fossil? than these ones
Are in the N. S. U.
The survey bill in the soup lies,
The Geologist weeps today;
"My occupation's gone," he cries,
And wipes a tear away.
No more he walks with stately tread
And buzzcth legislators,
He'll go to farming now 't is said,
And irrigate potatcrs.
"Sure thing." Russell.
"What is wealth?" Marble.
"This world is full of discontent." E. C. Wiggenhorn,
"My department." Tingley.
"Those 'yaps' ". Slougtton.
"Whoop! Yell! Phizz! Bang!" Peterson.
We will have a review ocxt time." Sherman.
"Why, Mecstcr Chuichl" Fontaine.
"I deny it." Hodgman.
"Hep! hep! Column right! Ma-a-a-a-rch." Walter,
This is what a sophomore insists that he saw the after
noon that the instructor in tactics failed to put in an appear
ance at class.
This is the building upon-which Contractor Chowins has
employed his leisure moments during the last two years in
brushing off cobwebs and repairing weak places, lor which
he has received the modest sum of about $16,000. He is now
layingTor the job of shooing the flies off for the next two
icS ? 1.
The "Logical End of Some Things," or the "End of
Some Logical Things," by the Seniors.
Call on Edddd. Cerf & Cooo.
Bargains at Chicago shoe store.
Go to Ewing's for fall overcoats.
Hats and caps at Ed. Cerf & Co's.
Cadet suits, gloves and caps at Ewing's.
Manley has the cream of the candy trade.
Go to Ed. Cerf & Co. for furnishing goods.
Clothing for every body at Ed. Cerf & Co's.
The latest styles in hats at Ed. Cerf & Co's.
Special prices to students at T. Ewing & Co's.
Webster & Briscoe, boots and shoes, 1023 O St.
Ten per cent off to students at W, W.Webster's.
Students will receive best of attention at Manley's.
Get your shirts made at Capital City Shirt Factory.
Manley keeps a full line of confectionery goods, give him
Elegant stock of pattern hats at Mrs. W. E. Gosper's,
11 14 O street.
Largest line of boots, shoes and rubbers in the city at
Webster & Briscoe's.
Large and well selected stock of millinery at Mrs. W. E,
Gosper's, 1114 O street.
For fruits, confectionery, etc. you will do well to call on
L. G. Chcvront, 1221 O street.
R. C. Manley always has a full line of candy, lruits, and
nuts, and docs right by students.
Big bargains in a line of school hats for ladies and misses
at Mrs. W. E. Gosper's, 1114 O street.
Do not fail to send for catalogue and specimens of pen
manship to the Lincoln Business College and Institute of
Penmanship, Short-Hand and Typewriting, Lincoln,
$25.00 to $75.00 a month can be made working for us.
Agents preferred who can furnished a horse and give their
whole time to the business. Spare moments may be profit
ably employed also. A few vacancies in towns and cities.
Have you read the advertisement of B. F. Johnson & Co.
of Richmond, Virginia, in another column? If not, please
do so at once. You may not be specially interested in what
they have to say, but if you will call some of your friends'
attention who need employment to their advertisement, you
may confer a life-long favor on them.
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