THE HESPERIAN. For an animal of its species our orchestra has kept remark ably quiet and perhaps few know that we have a real live one which practices in the chapel on Saturdays. The date of their first ball has not yet been announced. Two ladies of .the political economy class read Walk er's statement that homestead land costs one cent per acre, and began at once to calculate how soon they could take ad vantage of that privilege. How eagerly would the eligible young men have listened to their conversation. The millitary exploits on No ember 2d were the most in teresting of this term. The Governor came up to inspect the battalion and was greeted by a salute of several volleys from the artillery. The battalion was then formed on the parade ground and inspected by the Governor; after which a number of battalion movements were executed. Then came the dress parade and review; and at the close of these ceremonies the Governor addressed the cadets, saying that they did well, he enjoyed the exercises and would henceforth take even greater interest in the University Battalion than before. He also spoke of the military policy of our country, having al most no standing army; but on the other hand the latent pow er of the millions of young men who would bear arms at once in her defence if their sciviccs were needed. By this he showed the wisdom that Congress displayed in requiring the male students of the schools endowed by public lands to be (rained in the art of war. The cadets showed their apprecia tion of his interest and remarks by three rousing cheers which were far more expressive than the convcnlial roar of the can nons that had announced the Governor's approach. Thrc more hearty cheers were given for Col. Dudley, the com mandant, and he responded in a few words, expressing his at tachment for the battalion and noting its growth since first he came here. He also regretted that he would be obliged at the close of this year to leave the University and go back to his command in the army. The boys could not refrain from exerting their lungs to the utmost once more. A pic ture was then taken of the battalion with Gov. Thayer in front. The Seniors and Juniors had a very lively misunderstanding on the evening of November 5th. The Seniors understood that they were to have a class sociable at the residence of J. G. Smith, one of their number; the Junior boys understood among themselves that the Seniors would not meet, and so informed the city editor of the Journal. The Senior boys were putting on their best clothes, when the boys of '89, rigged out in their fighting duds, called on them in squads of four or five. A lew minutes after eight o'clock seven Senior couples were assembling at Mr. Smith's residence; but five Senior boys, bound hand and fool were taking a forced ride of some six miles in the opposite direction, while five Senior ladies were wondering "why he didn't come." One did come, for he escaped from cords and Juniors alike and took his lady to the party. The other four were left, bound,, not very tightly, about five miles beyond the city limits. They soon released themselves and then walked to town. Two of them went to Mr. Smith's house where they found three of their persecutors lying bound on the floor. Their unpleasant ride and weary walk were entirely forgotten at this turn of the tables, and they took especial delight in requesting these Juniors to gag them as they had proposed . A very disorder ly crowd of boys, mostly lower classmen, had now surround ' cd the house and were trying in every way to break in, de spite the request of the hostess. About midnight the Seniors released their prisoners and sought their rooms, feeling that they had been royally entertained. Even the unlucky four rejoiced at the way the matter culminated. DIRECT POINTERS. Go to Ewing's for fur caps. Call on Edddd. Ccrf & Cooo. You will always find Kelly on hand to do good work. W. R. Dennis should be your hatter and furnisher. Manlcy keeps a full line of confectionery goods, give him a call. Stetson and Dunlap hats at W. R. Dennis under Opera House. If you want to get solid with your girl take her some of Manley's taffy. Yum! Yum!! Students can have their laundry work done in first class style by the Eureka Steam Laundry. Leave your orders at this office. W. R. Dennis has the largest stock of men's fine hats and furnishing goods. Inspection solicited. We all like ice cream of course, and are interested in find ing the best parlor. Poehlcrs just suits us. Ewing's make children's clothing a special feature of their business. The new stock now includes the handsomest styles ever brought to Lincoln. Be sure to call and see them. " The latest styles in hats at Ed. Cerf & Co's. Manlcy has the cream of the candy trade. Students go to Hutchins & Hyatt's for fuel. Special prices' to students at T. Ewing & Co's. Students will receive best of attention at Manley's. Go and sec Shilling Bros., 237 south Eleventh street. J. and D. Newman, 1027 O Street. Oldest Dry Good? House in the city. Shilling Bros., 237 south Eleventh street, for drugs, sun dries and prescription work. You can buy anything in tlit holiday present line at Shill ing Bros., 237 south Eleventh street. Shilling Bros, sell the finest of stationery, perfumes and toilet goods. 237 south Eleventh street. II. J. Gicsler & Co., 130 South Eleventh street, have a fine line of hats, caps and clothing and arc selling them heap. Go to Ed. Cerf & Co. for furnishing goods. In New York go to Dclinonico's, but in Lincoln go to Chevront & Co's for oysters in evey style. Always ready to serve you. Go to Hayden's for Pictures and have them fin ished up with the new enameller, the latest thing in the pho. tographic line. 1214 O St. Jas. II. Hooper is on hand with his new Eureka steam laundry and docs the neatest work. Leave orders at this of fice and he will call at your room. Hats and caps at Ed. Ccrf & Co's. Cadet suits, gloves and caps at Ewing's. , Webster and Briscoe, Boots and Shoes. Go to Kelly's for fine work in photography. Clothing for every body at Ed. Cerl & Co's. W. R. Dennis for spring goods in latest styles.' Webster & Briscoe, Boots and Shoes, 1023 O. St. Kelly always does well by the students. Give him a call. Largest line of Boots, Shoes and Rubbers in the city at Webster & Briscoe's. Choice fruits, confectionery and lunch all the year round at Chevront & Co's, 1191 O street. . $250 IN CASH! 3 Worcester's and 3 Webster's Diction aries, worth $89, and 4 Dictionary Holders, worth $15.50, given as PRIZES for the best essays answering the question "Why should I use a Dictionary Holder?" For full particu lars, send to La Verne W. Noyes, 99 & 101 W. Monroe S,t., Chicago, the maker of Dictionary Holders. Or inquire at yonr Bookstore. Students are given special prices at H. J. Giesler & Co's, 130 South Eleventh street.