THE HESPERIA N, The English idea is to narrow, or, as vc may say, degrade the human character into a mere aggregate of vices and vir tues, and the English novelist must conform to the prevailing standard. His heroes must he prodigies of vnlor, his hero ines perfections o( virtue, and the villains in the plot h.wc the one quality of vice. In other words, one quality lepre scnts the whole chaiacter; the pait is taken as the whole. In this respect the novels of Dickens ami Thackciay are like all English novels. Thackeray, however, has one peculiarity. lie is eminently a satirist. Satire is the characteristic most natural to Eng lish writings. A man of reflection is impelled to ii by the false character of the institutions surrounding him. Thack eray was a man of deep reflection, and thcieforc eminently fitted for the writing of satire. His ictlcctions were of the gloomiest kind, and it is the gloom that makes his satire sodc pressing in its effects. A man of high moral principles and a lover of all that is honest and pure, he was fully alive to the follies and vices of men, and keenly observant of the wrongs and oppressions around him. His fault is that he is so lost in the contemplation of vice that he leaves out of sight the good that is in us. Those who admire him most admit that he paints the world blacker than, it is. Through all his nov els, even those of his characters who arc not actually vicious have their faults and weaknesses more prominent than their admirable qualities. In some respects this fault-finding tend ency is of value. For example, his satires of snobs. The snob is a character peculiar to England, a natural outgrowth of English institutions. Thackeray had a peculiar detestation of snobs and of everything snobbish. In the "Book of Snobs' he touches upon every type known in society and shows up their follies with stinging sarcasm. In all his writ ings Thackeray is the sternest of moralists. From his nov els wc might glean whole sermons on morality. We may read between the lines complete lessons on love, on vanity, on hy pocrisy, on all the virtues and all the vices. To every odious character is attached an obvious moral. This didactic style, long-continued, becomes tedious. Wc do not like to have moral conclusions thrust upon us, but prefer sometimes to draw inferences for ourselves. The marked contrast between the writings of Thackeray and Dickens is the natural result of their different natures. Thackeray is preeminently an assailant of vice; he picks out flaws and faults in human character and shows us the evil of wrongdoing. Whatever may have been his character as a man, as a writer he was the Prince of Cynics. Dickens has nothing of the cynical in his nature. He was a lover of mankind, delighting in finding good in every man, no matter how humble he might be. This principle is evi dent in all his novels. His heroes arc people to admire. The difference may be best noted by taking a character from each author, as Pcndcnnis and Nicklcby. Pcndcnnis is rash, vain and foqlish. He meets trouble through his own fault, and when he is successful wc arc inclined to think his success due to the force of circumstances rather than to his own wise ex ertions. His first love is an actress, adull.stupid woman old er than himself. When obliged to give her up he thinks his heart is almost broken. However, he recovers and is soon lost in admiration of another. Each time his love is entirely without reason and therefore notgenuinc. Nicholas, on the othci hand, is a man of resolution. He overcomes obstacles readily and shapes his career with a firm hand. His first and only love is a noble girl who would win the admiration of any man. We despise Pendennis because he is weak; wc admire Nicholas because he is strong. The grca. power of Dickens is his imagination. An idea takes complete possession of him; all else is for the moment forgotten. He presents a picture in an infinite variety of forms, gives minutest details with such vividness and distinct ncss that the reader must sec it just as the author has it in his mind. Moreover, a great subject is not required to arouse his imagination. Critics find fault with him because he gives too much attention to common things, exalting trivialitics,but the vcry criticism shows his worth. He seeks for beauty ev erywhere. All beauty about us tends to the refinement of our moral natures. Hut if wc do not notice beauty, the effect slacking. And there arc degrees in beauty as in other things. Wc cannot always be roused by grand subjects and soul-inspiring themes. Human nature cannot long endure a heavy strain. Dickens takes the- trivial things, the common affairs which make up the sum of our lives, and shows us beauties in them which.but for him might have remained un noticed. Thackeray has none of the impulsiveness of Dickens. He keeps his subject always under control, never allowing him self to be mastered by it His judgments arc reached only after due deliberation and reflection. His sweeping condem nations arc not the result of excitement or prejudice. Wc feel that his intense hatred of wrong justified it. In all his writings the ruling sentiment is hatred hatred of evil, to be sure, but hatred none the less. The ruling principle of Dick ens' writings is love love of all things good, pure and beau tiful. The difference in the effect produced is just the differ ence between love and hate. Love expands our sensibilities; hate cramps them. Hate warps and dwarfs the soul; love enlarges and develops. Tainc sums up the teachings and general principles of Dickon's novels as follows: "Be good and love; be virtuous and you will be happy. Honor virtue wherever found. Genu ine joy is found only in the emotions of the heart. Sensibil ity is the whole man." BASE BALL IN HADES. The following little article is clipped from one of our ex changes, and is meant specially for the benefit of the Classi cal, though of course those of the other students who have brains enough to appreciate it arc welcome to laugh at it if they so choose. As the rivalry was intense, the kicking over the choice of an umpire was proportionately huge; but Socrates was finally chosen. He took his position and the game began. The two nines were as follows: Grekks. Romans. Clcon catcher Brutus. Cimon pitcher Caesar. Plato ist Virgil. Aristophanes 2d Lucretius Alcibiadcs 3d Cicero. Aristotle short Horace. Euripides right Juvenal. Eschylus left Livy. Sophocles center Tacitus. The Romans were at bat. Virgil and Livy wcic called out on strikes, but Lucretius smashed the round atom on the nose for a base hit. On the first ball pitched he stole second in safety, but to the amazement of all was declared "out" by Socrates on the ethical ground that stealing was contrary to every principle derived from a contemplation of the idea of Virtue. In less time than it takes to tell it, Socrates was "fired," and Catiline was substituted. He remarked that a good philosopher might be a d poor umpire, and the game proceeded.