THE HESPERIAN.
DIRECT POINTERS.
While perusing our exchanges we found this appropriate
subject for a Prep, oration: "The Twilight of Eternity."
We hope some Preppie will make use of it
Best shoes for only $3.00 at O. W. Webster and Bro's.
Cochran Bros, keep "Students Delight" peanuts always on
hand. -Special rates to students on all restaurant goods.
Go to Ewings for sealskin caps.
Go to O. W. Webster & Bro. 1043 O St. for the best $3.00
shoes.
Attend the Lincoln Business College.
J. and D. Newman, 1027 O Street. Oldest Dry Goods
House in the city.
Go to Kelly's for fine work in photography.
Cadet suits, gloves and caps at T. Ewing & Co's.
Full line of silk mufflers and nobby silk handkerchiefs at
Ewings.
We are glad to welcome the Lincolnian again, but yearn to
call attention to its department, "College World." Never, no
never, have we seen a department of this character where so
large a proportion of the items were veritable chestnuts
chestnuts from away back. Try as they may, even the best
college papers will make breaks sometimes, but it shows a la
mentable lack of care when by far the greater part of a de
partment is antediluvian.
Our best $3.00 shoes at O. W. Webster & Bro. 1043 O St.
O. W. Webster & Bro. keep the best stock of boots and
shoes.
For fruits, confectionery, cigars and tobacco call on J. T.
Cochran & Bros., 207 S. nth St. They always deal squarely.
The best maple sugar taffy at Mawes. Try it.
Choice fruits, confectionery and lunch all the year round
at Bedson's, 1 119 OSt.
Kelly always does well by the students. Give him a call.
Best Stetson and Dunlap hats at Dennis.
Knight and Gambee stood in front of Pothler's about clcve
o'clock Friday night, seemingly in a great plight. They were
lamenting in a very heart-rending manner, protesting to their
female companions that it was just their luck, and how outra
geous 't was, that oyster parlors close so early. Pochlcr sud
denly appearing upon the scene, obligingly offered them his
services, but alas, the echo of retreating footsteps was his only
answer. They now want to hold a special meeting of the so
ciety for the purpose of debating the question: Resolved that
a man ought to be hung who will open his restaurant after
having once closed it for the night.
You will always find Kelly on hand to db good work.
Manley keeps a full line of confectionery goods, give him a
call.
Students will receive best of attention at Manley's.
Bargains at T. Ewing's in Winter goods, don't fail to look
at them.
There is nothing like a practical application of the things
wc learn. We have an admirable illustration of this fact.
Not long ago several co-eds of the Sophomore Physics class,
were spending the noon hour in the chapel. One of them,
who is not a blonde, fell into a meditative mood, and medi
tated thusly, "I have never been in the gallery, and would
like to go there; but how can I? The doors are all locked
and there are no posts to climb; now if there was only a pow
erful magnet up there. O, yes, I have it! If Mr. White was
only up there, I would be drawn np immediately without any
trouble." The other co-eds fainted.
The Hesperian is in a prosperous condition and we don't
care who knows it. The board of editors have got an unlim
ited supply of money at their command and some fine June
motning they are going to board a street car and take an ex
cursion out to the end of the line.
Irate Janitor: "If yc wasn't so small I'd wipe the floor wid
ye." Medical Student: "Do it! Do it!! Do it!!!" . J.
"Yes, and thin there's so much woman about ye, ye'd go
right down town and have me arristcd; begorra if it wan't
for that I'd thrash ye." M. S: (backing behind the door)
"Do it! Do itU Do it!!! Do it!!!! Bah!" The unexpected
appearance of a profssor closed the programme.
Dennis, the hatter, keeps a full line of gents furnishing
goods also of neckwear &c.
Manley has the cream of the candy trade.
Special prices to students at T. Ewing &Co's.
W R. Dennis should be your hatter and furnisher.
John Green warned the Physics class that if they took their
watches with them to the electric light works they (the
watches) would certainly be magnified.
II. W. Brown keeps a fidl assortment of students books.
You will always find a large stock of hats at W. R. Dennis
Go to F. Hurlbut to get soiled suits cleaned and colored.
Fine clothing at T. Ewing &Co's.
Sam Wcsterfield is at his old stand and will make special
rates to students.
Go to the Howard House for day board. Best dollar a day
house in the city. You will receive prompt attention and
also warm meals here.
"The Philodicean officers for the following term are as fol
lows: President, Sopha Myers; "Vice-President, C. T. Ansley;
Secretary, Dell Stratton; Treasurer, A.. E. Anderson; Critic,
J. R. Force; Attorney, May Roberts; Marshall, Will Brown.
The proprietor cf the Globe clothing house has just returned
from a trip to New York , at which place he has purchased a
argc stock of clothing.
At Cochran Bros., 207 S. nth Street you will find fresh
candies.
In New York go to Delmonico's, but in Lincoln go to
Bedson's for oysters in everystyle. Always ready to wait on
you.
If you want to get solid with your girl take her some of
Mawe's taffy. Yum! Yum!!
QFor good clean meals trythe Parlor Dining Hall. 137 N.
12th St.
The Globe One Price Clothing House is now receiving its
New Spring purchases of Fine stylish Suits. Call and
them.
The Globe One Price Clothing House, First Nat. Bank
Building, makes children's clothing a special feature of their
business. The New Spring Stock now includes the hand
somest styles ever brought to Lincoln. Be sure to see them.
The members of the N St. boarding club, minus Chapin,
entered into a solemn contract not to shave again their upper
lips. He who shaves first treats the club with oysters. The
result is astonishing. The profuse growth that adorns the
lips of Wheeler, McCance and Codding is very becoming.
Forec's so-called moustache is very extensive but not very far
reaching. Anderson's is being carefully treated and will prob
ably survive the last cold snap. They are all doing fairly well
except Gerwig. He is somewhat discouraged, but consoles
himself with the thought that summer is coming, when 'lie
will stand a better show.
