TItE HESPERIAN. J satisfaction. In this respect he is superior to Hamlet, for he has at least the virtue of promptness. This uaturally .grows out of his habits. But his character is not symmetrically de veloped. For he is the extreme of his class; his lack of men tal perception and reflection makes his action always rash, hasty, and inconsiderate. Out of this come as serious faults as the irresolution of Hamlet. Both by this want of bal ance arc mere instruments in the hands of fate. Of them selves, they accomplish nothing. The decrees of fortune are not established by them, but in spite of them. Laertes type makes up a large part of the world. The av erage man knows nothing of the "open secrets;" of the signifi cance of that principle of Stoic philosophy "know thyself" he has not the slightest comprehension. The mysteries of being, are no mysteries to him. His view of life does not extend higher than the roof ofhis house. What is beyond is a matter of indifference to him. Such an existence has its ad vantage, it is free from the doubts, the restless, never sat isfied seeking of the ovcr-inlcllectual. It allows one to pur sue theercn tenor of his way in peace, "black Care" has not so potent an influence as ocr the thinker. As compared with the speculati'e Hamlet, Lacres may well put to him the question of Montaigne m hat if "knowledge, tning to aim us with new defences against natural inconven iences has more imprinted in our fancies their weight and great ness than her reasons and subtleties to secure us from them?" The difference between them is that of mental impression ability. The mind of Hamlet is of so sensitive a texture that all things that come in contact with it stamp themselves indel ibly upon it. Xo thought, no feeling passes without making its impress. The intellect of I-aertes on the other hand is impervious, the same thing hkh appear su Uidlj lo Ham let, are not even sten by him. His eye is closed to al things, he follows blin dry wherever instinct or desire leads but lakes no note of the way. And yet the Laertes makeup the substantial portion of humanity. The are the ones who attend to the necessary common things of life. They sec that the wants of man here below are supplied. They main tain onr existence, although they do not lheorixeupon it. They aie far safer than your sceptical Hamlets- For Hamlet is on ly a half man. It is true he has the power of vision. Dut he who sees must be able lo do, or evil and ruin will conjinu ally follow him. If knowledge only enable us lo realize tu ore keenly-our defects, without giving anyj assistance to remedy ihem, but simply increasing the dissatisfaction and unrest, surely il were better, as George Eliot says, y go about "well wadded with stupidity-" Laertes life it, preferable, who ex ist, without knowing lhal he exists, lor he is in harmony with himself, and fulfils, although in a limited way, his func tion. !' Eastern professors fcave some difficulty in learning how to treat western students. Very often there is a slight unpleas antness socially between ihem. Whose fault it is we shall net attempt lo decide. We nly wish to say what the stud ent as ose party feel. A strong democratic spirit has been Infused into the western mind. The idea that "all men were ciealed free and equal' is thoroughly assimilated. The poor est dav-laborer reverences his individuality and cringes lo no man however rich and influential The millionaire on the street is compelled lo respect the rights of lhe humblest citi zen. No man lakes from another haughty, insulting language. The aristocrat and plebean are treated with equal deference. Such ib the west If eastern teachers wish to get along smoothly we would say that while we respect their learning and accomplishments and do not underrate their value, still we prefer to have ihem I treat us as gentlemen in class. We regard this as our right ( Wc do not care to be ordered too imperiously. The most of us arc of age and understand that there is need of earnest, hard work on our part, hence can dispense with some of the re minders which professors occasionally use. These may le necessary for children, but we are old enough to discern a few simple things for ourselves. As students we have due re spect for their abilities, as scholars wc gladly recognize them, but as citizens wc a ant the rights of citizens. Here wc and they arc equal. If those coming from the cast will remember this they will avoid trouble, and make it plcasanter for them selves and students. The Hesperian now begins its work again ofchronicling the events o! that active, busy world called a college. Could it throw light on all the acts, thoughts, aspirations, intrigues, romances, disappointments, comprehended in this microcosm, its pages would be more interesting and attractive than now. But unfortunately much of college history is secret. The gi ant struggles of those bearing the herculean load of societies on their shoulders, would be a tragedy complete, could they be told fittingly tn words. But as these labors arc carried on in silence, wc, as well as the rest of the world, arc in a state of painful ignorance. Doubtless this devotion to cosmopolitan ends is not in vain. David Swing told us last winter that great subjects produce great works, as Christianity in the mind of Michael Angelo, those masterpieces of art. We wish success and prosperity to each faction. Although i stiirtlv neutral, wc will descend from our coldness and auster ity far enough to feel an interest in all, rejoicing in their good fortune, sympathizing with thcaiin trobl liny lmluWiter Ou a 3lulf c--d, Heii ihr jullr undent AneverqucMiong bard. So tbe little pouie. Glaumed t on the ly Make tiie naughty Frcsbmeu Sopbomorrn by and by. Eva Dkhdemona. I told iiwof mr four year court-ell bap mid luUhapt. and wleu 1 Had fJuUbed, iu bur eutet repoiimt Sbe murmured Tbrr&tblestljr Ob ray! A)i(Tw"ien I lold my Journeys oer From torrid zone lo land of enow ?sbr paut-ed Ju wonderment , before Sbe oftly cried, You dont ay k1 And bun I told of dangers, fearo, Ourfblp wreck wbeuwe suffered so, ' Half frigbiened mid almost in tear, Bhv faltered forth. 4I want to kuowj" Kansas has a new $ioco microscope Nebraska students are able to do their star gazing without any telescope. Eastern colleges are trying lo see how -near they can come lo being coeducational without an actual admission of the su periority of the coeducational plan. V511 Carlelon's Giy Ballads are all the rage- To be up with the limes every paper must hasten to quote something. j there is much in a name. To lhe Freshman classes of our sister colleges who have difficulty in wearing plug hats and carrying canes, we recom mend lhe brilliant example of our last years Freshiex Some difficulty might be found in gettinga barb-wire plug hat, but otherwise we think the scheme would work well. t 1 i