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8 THE IIESPERIAN STUDENT 6 jgxcfiangc j$rir-a-brac. The Literary Gem is nolii jewel of any particular lustre. High School papers tire rapidly increasing in number. They arc deal hied lo do valuable work in training men for the college journals. Notre Dame Scholastic alV.l insists Mint the Catholics had nothing to do with the Spanish Inquisition. The proof brought out is voluminous. With sadness we must aiinnucc our conviction that the VanderbUt Observer is n dude alien. The clothes are nobby but the intellect is below par. It is rep. (i itd thai Harvard is considering n proposition to shorten her course to three years. The back bono of that college is evidently taking a vacation. W "come dmv.i." The Campus has a mission after all Willi more grit than sense it is endeavoring to re form the disgraceful college politics of Allegheny by sub stituting ti e honor system for the present method of elec tion through society influence. Friend, the file is a trifle more unpleasant than the frying pau. Dont forget it. If advice from the rowdy west could be accepted in the spirit in which it is given, we would suggest that tho N. Y. University Quarterly reform its "Other colleges" department or drop it altogether. The coffee grounds joke seems to have formed u partnership with a few cen tenarian items of college news for the purpose of running the column. Give 'hem a rest. All parties concerned are tired. This paper took occasion to mention a few urammatical eccentricities of an eastern exchange, a shoit time ago and now we are crushed by the following unique para, graph. We supply the italics. The College: Student will not receive criticisms from the Hesperian Student until that Weston Institution jour nal lobCH some of its asinine spirit. Dear bin, alter you have read sufficient to know that more than one expression can be uml, lot us hear from 3011. One by one lie turns them over. Scowls at thl one, etnllesatthar; Thl ouo uiarlus acrorb tho cover, Throws that to theofllce cat; Here lie clle a commendation. There he write a grlin blue "et;" Marks here a slanderous allegation, There steals all that he can get, ThroOgh what wide realms hi fancy range, That mau who edits the exchanges! Cornell Era. The Undergraduate has improved in appearance lately but we are sorry to notice that it Hill places the brain cen. ter of America east of tho Hudson. In speaking of the proposed Eastern Oratorical Absolution, it complacently rcmatksaB follows: "There might be considerable difll culty in getting at just the right plan of conducting such an association, but tiie long citablishcd and ripened wisdom of Neiv England ought to be sufficient for the task. The fuss made by the Kunsus University Courier over an appropriation of $50,000 for a new building reminds one of the frantic yells of the democratic press after the Jast election. Somebody please pour a pitcher of ice water down the back, of our excitable neighbor. The , Uuiveraity of Nebraska. was remembered to the extent of $160,000 by the last legislature, and yet the Hespewan goes on its way with rnitnent untoru and mind serene. If the Courier would follow our illustrious examplo it might be as highly esteemed by the public as we are. Brethren of the college press, let us enter into a Sol emn League and Coven nt. Let us unitedly swear an aw ful swear. With right hand raised to heaven and the left on the pure, spotless check of the Scholastic, Ictus vow, declare, certify, and make known to the world our determination never again to mention that conceited ape who masquerades as the exchange editor of the Niagara Index. If ict severely alone he will bite himself to death. Then, and not till then will college journalism become almost respectable. Mauley 1ms the cream of the candy trade. Manley gives special rates on fruit for entertainments. All styles and qualities of men's huts -it W. R.Djunis'. Cadet suits and caps at T. Ewing & Go's clothing house. Be sure and go to Winger & Miller's for your under wear. Large stock of gents' collars and culls at W. R. Dennis' See them. Elegant line of men's hosiery at W. R. Dennis', under Opera House. The largest stock and lowest prices in the city at T. Ewing & Co's. T. Ewing & Co. are at the front for all the latest and fine fitting clothing. Reduction in prices to students at T. Ewing & Co's clothing emporium. Students can be accommodated at any hour of the day in Lincoln Business College. 1110 & 1118 O St. Call and 6ee our new spring styles. T. Ewiug& Co. Merino and all-wool underwear 50 per cent below for mer p-iccs at Winger & 3Iillers. Don't fail lo buy our spring suits at T. Ewing &Co' mammoth clothing house. University students can get best lead pencils for 23 cU per dozen at Winger & 3Iiller's. T. Ewing & Co. are opening an immense itookof spit'g goods. University students get reduced tuition at Lincoln Bus incss College. An hour per day in Book-Keeping Pen manshis or Short-Hand is profitably spent. University students are invited lo visit Lincoln Busi ness College. The best judges of artistic work go to Keller & Co for Photos. No. 1020 O st. G. B. Skinner deals in fancy horses also turns out fine single and double rigs at low prices. Possibly some of these chilly mornings and evenings will induce you to look at W. R. Dennis' line of under wear. Remember Students you can get fine work, and better inducements, in the "Fotograf line, at Kolley & Co 1020 O.St. Students, when you want a first class shave or a bos haircut go to Sam Wester field's corner of O audTwelveth Don't forget it Special attention is giveu to Card Writing, Engrossing, Resolutioni", and any work in the line of plain and orna mental pen work at Lincoln Business College.