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Snow six inches deep!
Livery bills two feet thick!
Thirty frosted noses last week.
Twenty new students this term.
Take all of the- slay-riding, its cheap.
Look out fer the janitor hc's'go'. the moaslcs.
Skating is buried somo inches under the snow.
Ten students arc studying Military tactics this
term.
Hood thought that such an article could be so becom
ing! We now have a triumvirate: Striekland, Mathison, an
and Howe.
Owing to the cold weather, work in the laboratory has
been delayed.
The chapel singing is not so immense as it was last
THE ITF.SPF.R1AN STUDENT
term. 7hoop up the bats.
Hashes arc becoming aii epidemic in the town, i.e.
every where except in these classic halls.
All the Profs, arc taking their proper places on the
roslrom, since the new chancoloric regime.
Roller skating bruses arc mora common than usual
this winter. The students must bo cnioyin? it.
Freshman introducing Mr. C. to First Prep: "Mr. C. this !
is Mr. C." First Prep : "Is that so ?"
The present weather is so cold that the average stu
dents can't tell weatner they are a foot or on horse buck.
If there is any mistakes; in thU issue, do not lay it
to the force, fur it lias been below 0 for several days in
the comosing room.
The U. E. club is flourishing. Their motto: A full
hand of hearts. They meet nrouud the circle. Stake
half bushel peanuts.
Tiic mcdi have commenced mutilating human bodies.
Watch out boys, surely if you die in this section the
meds kecu knlfo will cut asunder your flesh.
Several York cadets passed throngh Lincoln on their
way to their Alma Mater. Their suits were of cadet
gray which sho-ved thcra off at a very good advantage.
There has been a vigilance committee annointed bv
townsmen to take charire of Wvuca cemitarr. hk
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there has been some trouble regarding the future rest
ing place of some of its occupants.
One of the talented young gentlemen connected with
thiB sheet is in poBscsBion of a flne guitar. Being in a i
state of impecunlosity, he is willing to part with the
instrument for almost nothing. Inquire at the deu for
particulars.
The band boys have been offered a position in the
roller skating rink. If they accept they will play three
evenings a week. This speaks well for our band and II
is -with pleasure that we sec them coming to the fi out
so that they may be heard.
Say pard, old fellow, lend mo fifty cents, my washing
is in "soak" at John Chinama--s, and fcc says "No mony
no flhirtee, melicanmau bige mouth, talkee hecD. all.-
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The Palladians aro making prcporntions for tho ora
torical contest which is to tako pluco this month.
On account of the reception given to Chancclor Manclt
Friday night the usual joiat social of the societies wa
postponed ono week.
Regent Gere gave a reception to Cbaucelor Manatt at
his home cor. 17 and J Friday evening. Iuvl tat ions were
sent to the faculty and about two hundred prominent per.
sons of the city.
The following orators have entered the Palladian con
test to tako placo tho latter part of January. R. L.
Marsh, W. A. Baldwin, Elton Fulmcr, J. H. Mocket Jr.
Will O. Joucs. A. Q. Warner and W. II. Lichty.
To yon io kind
Who those secka did tend,
We bow our heads aid coedticead
To say to 70a,
The aocka we needed Bineh,
For our fact were bare,
lint please do sot sead
Another Ave cent pair.
One of ur Profs, rccclvsd the following notn just
after Thanksgiving:
Professor:
Please excuso my absence
for tho remainder of this week, as I have gone to
Turkey.
A new spectacular jdrauia will soon appear on the
boards. The following synopsis of the first scene will
give an idea of the play.
ACT I. Scenb 1. A recitation room, two ehasrs; two
ferns; two otherwise. All studying "Hebrew," C o'clock,
getting dark. No chandelier, electric light, grand
tebeleau.
There are two classes students who rctuin after the
holidays, The foolish one who has squandcrrd hit
wealth on his best girl and tho folks during Christmas
time. The other is the wise student who has carefully
hoarded his duckets and will presently proceed to cut
I out the foolish man under this his nose. Oysters cost
1 money.
There always comes an especial feeling of gloom over
the University whenever anyone connected with it is
taken away by death. Such is thu case now. Mies
Mary Thomas a brilliant young lady was taken from
our midst Saturday Dec. 22nd at the Arlington hotel.
Miss Thomas came from Marysville, Kans. and although
she had been but a short time with us, alio leaves a
large circle of friends to mourn her loss.
If the new Regents intend building any new edifices,
for the accmmodalion of the school, we would respect
fully suggest, that in addition to the much needed chem
ical lubrnlcry and gymnasium and chapel, a fire proof
two inch iron building 20 by U0 erected in the farthest
corner of the college farm for tho benfit of the band ami
drum major.
The Y. M. 0. A. of tho University have a prayer
meeting every Wednesday evening to which all students,
especially those just entering aro cordially Invited. Alw
Prnt. HitHirnrl.- ImMa i l.llilu-rno.ll.... a.inrlnw m cirri In IT
samee he takee shiriee, no com bank som mo, he givme ut 8:30 which is very Interesting. Student, should be
mony he takee shirtce, com back, mor wunhee gibme able to spare time to attenc these religious services and
fifty rent, taitec washee student to muchee cheek.
we are kure you cannot spend an hour more profitable