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THE HESPERIAN STUDENT.
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Through tho kindness of "one who wns thoic," wo arc
enabled to give a programme of tho Sophmoro feed
llallow'con night. Tho following is tho full text:
HALLOWEEN TRAGEDY.
BY THE
SOPHOMORE CLASS.
Dramatis Personnel
"Will Jones Master of ccromonics.
W. 0. Knight Villain.
II. T. Conley Grandmother.
"Y. F. Bisbeo ITat maitin love.
Miss Mary Jones Preceptress.
Miss Corn Fisher Right Bower.
Misses Stratton, Roberts, Tuttle, Lantz, and Caldwell
Lady adjuncts.
SCENE I. -Gorge.
urn of fiuo.
Boiled.
rig, Pork, Ham, Hog,
Hash, Swlnc, lincon, 1Mb,
Cooked.
Ham. Mutton,
Lamb, Sheep,
Shocp, Lamb,
Mutton, Itam,
Raw.
Victuals, Quib, Chuck, Fodder,
Mosaic Nutriment and cold Napkins .
SCENE II. Armory,
.'Tromcnade all," "Arms port," I?od lights,
"Janitor aslcop," "Great heavens," "Cops,"
Boisterous music,
SCENE III. rolico couit
"Well officer what did you bring this company here
for?" "Yer honor, for disturbance of tho peace,"
"What'll ma say." Plaintive music.
Benediction.
It is a meloncholly fact that the girls foreheads are
lofcer than usual this season and the high priestess of
bangs declares that they will bo two inches below the
eyes before Christmas. Long may they hang.
$xch:uiQc grh-a-gntc.
Volanto has a "Daisy" editor; her name is Springer
Daisy M.
Hounds Printers' Oabinct, a very fine specimen of typo
graphical work, is on our table. Come again.
John G. Whiltier, who is trustee of Brown Univeisity
is in iavor of making the institution co-educational. Ex.
"We advise Brown to try it on. Having once done
that they will find, as do the boys heru, that they can't
do without it
There are 32,000 students in the colleges of the United
Slates. Out of 22,000 students in the German Universities
7,000 are American.
Mrs. I. D. Evans, nee Miss "Williams, formerly a student
of tho University, is now editing the Sutton Register,
and in a very capable way.
The Academic, by tho way, though a high school jour
nal, has but a few superiors among our exchanges. Its
motto is ''free speech ami plenty to oat."
Tho first number of Vol. II of tho Hastings Collcgo
Jicvicw is hero. It is small, but promises to grow soon.
Willi nine editors it ought to mako a good stagger at
enlarging.
The Occidental Minor is tho finely printed and edited
representative of Colorado College, but somehow tho
blank last page and Miocold, gray appoaranco of tho cov.
ers sends a funeral shudder through us.
No. 1 Vol. XII, of tho Hesperian Student, reached our
sanctum, containing its usual stock of good editorials.
Tho Student has tho most formidable exchange editor
among our exchanges, and more than one of our unlucky
contemporaries have felt tho point of his prolific pen.
Tho Academic.
The Ohaddock should import a liltlo "horse sense',
into its personal columns. The idea that tho public is
at all interested in tho fact that Misses Jones and Smith
arc "doing good work in Natural Philosophy," is non
sense. We advise tho Personal man of tlio Ohaddock to
uso loss slush and Sunday School talk, and more of vim
and energy.
A mod must turn his work aside,
Though sure against his will,
On the Uusi'KiiiAN to slide
Ills unaccustomed quill;
And while wo look for littlo thanks
And never hope for pay,
We would not uso loquatlous pranks
In what wo have to say.
Butif our mlngllngs appear
Uncouth in kind or dross,
Wo'H try to better, or with cheer,
Will contribute the less.
Avorso to vying with tho sons
Who bursting bubbles prize,
We would evolve no pretty puns.
Wo novor "ubvortiso."
Wo And a broad expanding field
In medical affairs,
And iieod no other one to yield
A stock of dally cares.
Our study, not tho works of men I
"Tig nothing less than maul
Go, 11 nd it, nil creation then,
A higher if you can.
Six ladies grace tho medical ol03.
Somo of the medical students haveing gone, thirty
eight remain.
A class of students better pleased with instructions
received would be hard to find.
A good degree of cordiality exists among the medical
students of the three distinct schools.
Indigent patients are skillfully and gratuitously treat
ed before the class Several persons have thus received
important surgical and other treatment. Any person
may come before tho chiss for examination.
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