Hesperian student / (Lincoln [Neb.]) 1872-1885, April 05, 1883, Page 7, Image 13
MkWb THE HESPERIAN STUDENT. '7 ; t Tin! student uiionto supper at the Commercial under the imurcssion that he was getting a square meal for a quarter, but who on settling his bill was charged $1.00, jumped up from the table and remarked Imhoff." The following arc tho names of those on tho Palladian June class: Clem. Chase, oration: Joslc Chapman essay; Anna Saunders, eulogy; Frank Wood, essay; Alice Tultle, recitation; Brown and Mockctt, debate. Realizing the fact that the graduating class is quite large this year, our worthy janitor, Breech, is making ex tra off rt for flowers this spring. Ho informs us that a proffcssional gardner hnsgeen procured to do the work. A new student was asked bv a o-cd much in society work, il he was a Union, or Palladian. After stammer ing awhile, then swallowing down a largo accumulacd gulp of timidity, he said, "'I'm neither one, I'm a Piep." The young ones German examination at tho close of last term was held in the chaplo. So much brimstone was evol veil that there will probably bo no more Chapel execiscs tliis year unless a better system of ventilation bo secured. The rumor that a professor of Cheek is about to be ap pointed is without foundation. The Regcnls at their last meeting looked into thomnttcr and decided that no teach er could instruct the fiistcst of Preps in the most abstrnce, cheekian theories. Wo always know that University girls were popular. As a proof of this we cite the following: Miss Rosa Vin. cent, who has been in attendance at tho University fur the past year, was married on the 24th ult. to Mr. S. T. Rob erts of Arrapahoe. In tho last Student our colleague informed the world that spring had come. We are sorry to contrail ict a friend, but wc must say that ho adulterated the truth n wee bit too much. Spring come indeed. Why last Sunday wo found it rather cold I We fell like emphasising a remark made by the Associute Editor an issue or two back. All students who ieel any interest in the College paper should have enough Univer sity spirit to purchase their supplies from those Mer chants and Tradesmen who advertise in our paper. A terrible rumor reached the Sanctum the other day to the effect that all of the Freshman girla were intending to get married shortly. Only think of il ; none of the edit ors have made a break as yet, and they have not waited for us. In the language of Dickens; "It is too bad." An ingenious junior has invented a system of cons vcrsation for the library, lie lias a card with all the or dinary couveisations printed upon it and another with answers. When be wants to know any thing, ho points to his questions and hands his friend tho answer card. We understand it works to a charm. On Sunday last, the Janitor informs us that some of tho students made a raid on the chapel and succeeded in carrying off tho pulpit. Tho Janitor found it after much labor in tho Gallery the next morning. Tho Fresh ies are unanimiiB in laying it upon the Sophs but they deny the imputation and refer it to the preps. Tho Student ofllco is now open to all University loaf ers, and the compositor extends a general invitation to all those wishing a pleasant place to loaf. Ho hns ample ttmo to entertain as many as can possibly call lu. Come early and stay all day. You can't concolvo ot the un bounded comfort your pleasant visits bcutow. Perhaps one of the most difllcult foals of grafting ever accomplished was related to us a few weeks ago. A far mer in Indiana, by grafting the buds of a sour anplo trco witli sweet appic buds, produced an apple which had four quarters, two being green and sweet, and two red and sour. Tho quarters were, perfectly divided. This is vouched for by good authority. John Mockctt and Paul Clark, whilo out duck hunt ing a few days ago, captured a most remarkable specie of the feathered creation, remotely allied to the duck family, yet this is not fully determined. Those desiring to see this curious bird, which tho boys, from scientific facts, have given a polysyllabic appellation longer than a Dutch examination, will bo accommodated any time they will take tiio trouble to stop into Mockctt's museum. A Prep, who had just finished answering tho last ques tion in the Latin examination, was so elated over his suc cess that immedhtoly on reaching the hall he began to give vent to his o'er flowing soul by singing in a loud, clear, unmistakable lone, the L. M. doxology. His mellK fluous swells had not been reverberating through tho halls very long, however, till four or five infuriated Profs, were diligently seeking this inspired chanter, and ho was com pelled to take his leave. "Now it is just this way, if I was sure that" just t lie ti his enormous appendages came in contact with a cruel orange peel, his equilibrium was lost, and his cor porosity unceremoniously sought an argillaceous repose, adjacent the pavement. What he meant to say will prob. ably be foreyer with the innumerable unknown; the utter ance was abruptly left uutlushod and as yet he has not sufllcicntlv recovered from the effects of the sudden tran sition to recall where ho left off. The Y. M. C. A. of tho university, is growing in num bers and interest. Seven active and six associate mem bers joined during the winter term- The following officers are elected for the next term: Piesidenl, B. W Marsh; Vice-president, Mary Compbell; Secretary, C. S Polk, Corresponding secretary, E. Fulmer; Treasurer, Anna Aldrich. Prayer meetings in room No. 5, every WednoKlay evening, at 7;15. Bible class, taught by Prof Hitchcock, in Chancellor's office, every Sunday morning at 9;80. All are invited to attend. One day during vacation one of our brightest literary lights thought that he would celebrate tho holidays by go ing hunting. In tho morning he started bravely out towards the salt basin and was lost to sight. About 7 O'clock in the evening a couple of students found him sealed in the middle of one of the marshcB, searching for the bottom of the mud with his borrowed gun. They succeeded in getting him out on dry ground: but he has not yet suc ceeded in getting the mud off his clothes or out of the gun barrel. A student of the genus green had an engagement with a lady one evening last term. At the oppointed limo ho went to her boarding place. She as not there but think, ing that she would soon bo in, engaged in chat with her room mate. An hour or more elapsed when upon enquir ing as to the whereabouts of tho young lauy, he found that she had moved. The face of the youth was acurloslly. Cold chills ran up and down his convulsive frame and in a husky whisper ho said "I guess I had better go." Wo understand that he has left school.