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6 THE HESPERIAN STUDENT. (fenmyw fmutr(l8. " Duke at daeipereln loco.yy-Horac hook IV., Ode XII. Serenades. Who stolo tlio pulpit? Tho big ono la there yot. Glad to sec you bnck agnln. Did you pass' No, I mado it clubs. Latest stylo In hats at T. Ewlug & Co's. Got 11 pair of eyo glasses. 'Tis nil the rage. S. Glen Talbot will bo out of school this term. "You had heller join oir society, it is ihobat." Elegant Patterns in Neckwear at T. Ewlug & Co's. Wheeler Uros. spent vacation at their home in Plattss month. Look out for the Spring Cadets. A now batch is ex pected. Special bnrgains for students at T. Ewlug & Co's Em porium. Mr. Gay hns been suddenly called home by the sickness of a friend. The societies hold a joint reception in their Halls Fr!. day Evening. Buy your Boots and Shoes of O. W. Webster, 0 8t. Acndnmy of Music. Best Biyl't, best goods, nt lowest prices nt T. Ewing & Co's Clothing House. Call and sco the new spring suits nt T. Ewing & Co's Clothing Emporium. Tho post ofllco isdrnpodin mourning over tho denth of post master general Howe. The best judges of nrtlslic work go to Kelley & Co for Photos. No. 1020 O street. Houcctorth, tho faculty have decided to linvo the building closed at 0 o'clock. We understand that Prof. Gruho inlcnus to commonce & class In Spanish next term. What keeps the Student ofllce so cosy and comfortable this bleak weather? The Devil. Myron Wheeler has left our uuivrslty, and will take n course in short hand at Iowa Cily. All the ucwest styles and patterns of clothing and gent's furnishing goods at T. Ewing & Co's. e After examination. First Student How uro you today? - Second Student In line, conitioucd. Students, it will pay you to get your Photos made at Kelley & Co's. University panols gratis. "I would much rather teach twenty how to cheat thnn to bo one of the twenty to do tho cheating." W. 0. Knight, our business man, spent tho vacation with his cousins, uncles and aunts in Blue Springs. All tho latest novelties in hosiery, collars, cuffs and gent'si furnishing goods at T. Ewings & Co's Empoiium, As the Chancellor was reading from the scriptures for chapel ouo morning last week, thcro was an unusual sol. etnnity hung over tho students when the following very painful passage was uttered: "And it shall coma to pass that many a young man shall fail." Ask LmwIs to loll you his electric story. Vou will bo shocked no doubt ns b'ndly as wns tho poor Prop of whom ho tells. The medical faculty has just received a combination case of bicyclo and short band fever. It is reported to bo a hopeless case. The Sophomore clas have determined to organize nnd adopt a class badge, motto, etc., just a? did their younger relatives tho Freshies. Our sophomore " local " hna boon carrying n black oyo. Ho tell us all about how it came, and of course wo bu llevo tho whole story. On scoing a dentists's sign "Teclh inserted in collu loid," a freshlc made tho 'remark "How can one chow with his teeth in celluloid." Our old schoolsmato Frank Benedict with his wife lias come to Lincoln from St. Louis where ho has been study ing music for the past eight months. We heard it whispered that a certain Prep ntc a rotten through mistake, and was so disablod from tho familiar effects that ho was compelled to miss all his examinations. Student: Prof, that is correct is it not? Pro I. Right? No, sir. Don!, you seo you have n ra tional quantity equalling a surd? That is perfectly (ab surd. George McClcau, our George, sends in a large dollar and orders the Siudkiit for another year. Ho says that ho is no " snide," and wants tho Student in his family right along. What n disconsolnto set those Students arc who stay in Lincoln during vacation. Wo looked in tho glnss tho other dny and the scowl on our phiz actually ruined a flno mirror. Just before examination. Landlady "Mr. you seem to be very hungry this morning." Mr. "No I am not particularly hungry, but you seo I have to crum for exam, iuation. The Editorial corps of the Student have decided not to give tho Freshman Class meetings any inoro frco ndver Using. If thoy waut a puff let them pay for it liko every one oIbc Vacations nre tho times when the heart of yo Local Is sad. All the other Editors decamp and lcavo him to grind out his quota from the fathomless depths of his own ennui. Don Clark stepped down to St. Louis, vacation. Wo did not learn just tho exact nature of tho business call ing him nway down there, but surmise that it was of vnst importance. Marshall & Sroal's Optic has at last mado lis appear, ance. It iB tho most telescopic Optic wo over saw, and things must bo down in a veiy small corner that it can not discover. Ono of our Comps coming home from seeing his best girl ono night unexpectedly met an open door face to edge. Ho has since inaugurated tho stylo of blue glasses. Is this not enough to apPaul any ono. A continued Btory is being published in tho Optic, eni titled, Jjove at the GapUol. Mr. Editor, aa soon as you have concluded this eventful story, could you not write a real spicy one, cnt'llcd University Flirtation?