mHKSBmm WEM MjjtmMtumm THE HESPERIAN STUDENT. 8 h J H w LA. JJ-jxrlumftc $riwhi;tc, tlio Journal Nuncu countv lias a novvBy, live paper in We welcome it nmong our exchanges. The Philomathean ieoi'ew contains a continued story n titled "The Silver Locket, or The Heir of Lowton Hall." The Student returns thanks for the many kindnesses received from tho editors throughout the State, and for the intei est manifested in the University by tho different papers. Why is it that the Hillsdale Ilevald is not as good as even the majority of other college journals? There is a certain Jiigh-schooliih air about it Unit wo can not help observing. The January number of the Gleaner from Hcddlngs Col. lge is one of the neatest and most complete among our college exchanges. We commend the Gleaner as a pattern college paper. The last number ol the University rrcss contains a piece of poetry clipped from the Century, and composed by a student of the Wisconsin University, class '83. The piece is entitled "Cupid's MistaK's" and is really a little gem," The Sutton Register suggests that the Student bo pali oni until the Hegents sac fit to elect a chancellor. The Student has been reasonably "patient" during the past six months on this subject but it seems to us that the time has arrived when patience ceases to ho a virtue. From Quebec comes the Moriu College Review, an cvs ceedingly neat little paper ot eight pages, published monthly by rive editois. The Review has something of of the "checker braid" appearance, said by a certain exs change to belong to tlioie papers which are tilled with short paragraphs. Another Norlhener is the Spectator, which contains a lot of wonderfully old fashioned articles on antiquated subjects. But we see a little notice of a Snow Shoe Club and so we conclude that all the students are not frozen up' We hope tlmt some of these live students will be fortunate enough U obtain a place on the staff of the Spectator. The December number of tho Kansas Review is of more than usual interest. In it may be found matter to claim the attention or every thoughtful reader aud at tho same timeit is not lucking in spicy college news. If any of our eastern colleges are inclined to "pooh" at Western college journalism, w would like to point out to them the Review as a sample of what the West can do. The latest arrival on our table is the Student Visitor We have tried in vain to make up our mind about it but after all, are forced to "give it up." However, ,f you" are looking for a discussion on any particular subject that cannot be found any where else, it , probably in the Vtiitor. The last number tells us all about Diphllie a Spiritual Evolution, and other interesting things ' Miss Sally P.att McLean, whose first novel was fio widely read has written another, entitled "TowTcad I he young lady was formerly a student of the Wisconsin State University. In her second novel .he describe, the surroundings and customs of the University. The Uni! versily Pre,, thinks the work gives a false "mpre ,ion of he character of coeducational schools in general and of hc Wisconsin University in particular. ' f Tho MuOrmieronitle published by tho students of Ta bor college Iowa, mnilu its nppcnrauco for tho first time on the lflth. Inst, and if wo bo allowed so uso tho cxpres slon,"it's n daisy." Prof.: "Can you multiply together concrete num. bers?" The class arc uncertain. Prof.: "What will bo tho product of five apples multiplied by six potatoes?" Pupil (triumphantly): "Hash I" The Gray Jacket comes to us from Blacksbury, Ya., represonting tho agricultural and mechanical school at that place. We cheerfully give this paper n place on our table, at the same time trusting it will improve with ige. Everybody tlmt Is, most every body seems glad to sec the Sunbeam. It is always welcome on our table, and though coming from the "cold, bleak north," brings with it a certain cliecriuess and brightness that is quite exhiK nrating. A copy of tltc first issue of tho Frontier Student pub lished at Gibbon, Nebraska,- reached our table this week, The paper is small but well filled with good readable matter, and strange to say but one advertisement. Wei being the first college paper in the state, know what hard, ships there arc to endure, and as a sister colloge paper wish you success and prosperity. How much a man is like, old shoos 1 For Instance, both n soul mny lost; Doth have been tunned, both nro made right By cobblers, both got loft and right; ...v.... iivi.ii . ai.uiv; iu uu VUIIIIJIUIU, And both arc made to go on feet. They both need healing; oft arc sold, And both In time turn all to mold. With shoes, tho last is first; with men, The first shall be the last; and when Tho shoes wear out they're mended now, Aud when men wear out they're men dead, too. They both are trod upon, and both Will tread on others nothing loth. Both have their tics nud both Incline When polished In the world to shlno; Aud both peg out and would you chooso To be a man, or bo his shoes! THE FOUR AGES. FltKSHMAN. Tho greenest of green young man, That ever was scon young man, Simply unbearable. Awkward and scarable, Ought to be hazed young man. HOPIIOMOItE. To awfully wise young man, A moustache his prize young man, Jiost egotistical. Fine and sophistical, Carry a cane young man. JU.Nion. Would bo an editor youug man, Bulldozing his creditor young man, Happy-go-lucky, Witty and plucky, Always in love young man. SENIOR. The pride of the college young man, Cram full of knowledgo young man, 8o soon to leave us, How It will grieve ns I Our handsome and stately young man. -Kr. 1 " JMMBIfir""ltwf''''"lMfTTTiiiiK ' 9eV m iBViiHiHHillHHHHHHHInBBVIHHHHHiHBIlBHH