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ffcamyns aimrds.
T days vaortlon.
Ice enough lo sknto upon.
Subscribe for llio Student.
Largo stock ol fiiio stationary nt Fawoll's.
The Hand appears to bo resting. No b(ol)l owing.
Strong fuels. Sulphurated Hydrogen and Asofoelidn.
icli 'inns' csson" ns the Chinnmun Piilrt nt a Oonnnn
rostaurant.
Every student, successful in borrowing dollar, patron
ized lngorsoll.
Buy your Hoots a ml Shoes of 0. V. Webster, O at
Aeadainy of Music.
During Prof Thompson's absence, Mr. Polk bad cbarge
of the class in Hygiene.
Junior; "Prof, bow is. my class getting on?" Prof;
Hully, poetically speaking."
"0 that just predominates." This is the latest favorite
slang phrase among the coeds.
A. F. Lormis wields ihc birch this fall and winter
lie will be wilh us again in the spring.
The first year Gcrmait class is progesslng rapidly. They
have already begun reading the classics.
One of our Profs', calls a conditioned class he is teaching
the "poor sicks." Highly complimentary.
This is "summery" treaiment as the man said who had
to beat carpet with the theimometcr at SiO.
What is the difference between n bank safu and a thie:
with the ague? One is chilled iron, the other chilled
steal.
S. "W. Auton one of the college farm boys has uccoptrd
a position ns teacher at Greenwood, Neb. He will return
in the spring.
Miss. Narcissa Snoll, an old llmo co-ed is visiting the
"University. She came down to help the Union societ in
their oyster supper.
0 Charley wharo arc going? 0 down to 1). & C. L.
Raums to buy one of those bcnutiful poail handled knives
they Just rocoived.
The University was favored by n visit from N. Z. Snell
of '82. Ho was one of the many who came down to the
Union oyster supper.
One of the students displayed an alarming knowledge
of cads in one of his classes tlio oilier day. How many
demerits will bo get
It will pay every student to get Kclley & Co's. prlcct
and speoial Inducements on Photographs.
Scene: Hand playing in Chancellor Olllce. New stu
dent lo Soph. "What is that noise?" Soph. "That, why,
that is one of last year's Faculty meetings."
Soph ."My razor is so dull that I can't thuvo with It."
Junior:-"Go to I). & C. L. Haum's and purchase one of
those celebrated hollow ground silver steel razors.
"If I had a flue apple orchard nml wanted to guaid
against having the apples eaten, I certainly would not
leave it in charge of a couple of thieves." Intjenoll.
The Library is a place for reading and study. There
are a fow students in the Un varsity who regard it us nsort
of reception room, a place for general chat and merriment
The Cadets aro about to go into winter quarters in the
basement. The Commandant intends to have a floor put
in nnd endeavor lo make things comfortable for the boys
As Thursday was Thanksgiving, the societies had no
I session on Friday last. On ncc.ount of which many a
bohl Cadet and many a co ed made faces nt their Grand
molhir.
Ingersoll is a man of great ability; excelled only by
few in eloquence, but one having once heard him lecture
i is lead to believe that Bob is a little shaky on some Or-
thodox points.
I The German-English puns shot oil' by the first yenr Ger-
1 mans are the most hen trending yet pioduced. One bold
j cadet thus addressed his Frauleiu: "Kann ich, diner dir
deiuer sagen."
The scries of meetings recently held through the united
I efforts of the Y. M. 0 A. associations viz. of the city, and
University were largely attended and much interest was
manifested in the work.
Ague seems to have laid his heavy hand on several of
our students. They should bear it patiently for Horaca
6ttys; "Pallida 'chills' aequo pulsat pede tabernas pauper-
las rcgumque tunes."
Apropos of Auroras is the story of the boy who had for
j gotten what n Aurora was. "How unfortunate" said th
' Prof, "that the first one whoever found out what it was
I should have forgotten it."
Many of our student arc leaving school to teach for the
, winter. While it'is to be regretted that they are away
, from the diss room, yet it is a good idea fur our students
I lo have a little of this experience.
If any one wants to test the purity of his English let
him get all the skin barked off from his hands wilh the
i foils down in the Gym. His well of English quite defiled
Ihc world was created from nothing. Out of a small i will astonish the natives so to speak
piece of Hits nothlnjr man was mado. How amazingly
well gome preserve their origin.
Students have you soon those artistic, University Pan.
els, made by Kolley & Co? Eyory student ordering Plio
tos got one Cabinet Panel gratis.
The new stove in the chapoJ, notwithstanding it lessons
the room by several square feet, i a noteworthy improve,
ment and supplies a long felt deficiency.
The revival spirit has struck llio town The Methodist
and Haptlst churches ijro both holding meetings. It
would not t,c u bad Idea for quit a number of our stu
dents to attend these mooting.
We fear the average studont is not very well posted in
biblical knowledge. In conversation wiih ono the other
day he sid: "Why yes, you know the bible says n bird
in the hand is wortli two in the bush."
Tho night of the 17th was remarkable for the beauty of
of the Aurora which.sprcad its light over fully ono half
of tho sky. Tho waves of light following one another to
thczonith filled the mind with wonder.
This year tho Faculty have given the studonts somes
thing to be thankful for in the shope of two days for
Thanksgiving. After the hard work of the lerm Ihe stu
dents arc very grateful for this act of klndnesr.
