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Hon. Snt. 1.
VALEDICTORY.
(.'operating in tli u design to niako the
llir Hksi'kuian Studknt newspaper and
nut u literary repository, tlio local editor
has written up the fortnight!' events of
the University in a style which ho hoped
would he most interesting to the students,
lie desires to thank those who have suf.
fored patiently under his bad puns, cspc
chilly the foreman of the printing ofllco,
who has hueu of inestimable assistance in
many ways. Yu Local.
Larue stock new hooks til Fawell's.
Have your suits miulu ut"W. II. Collins'.
Novelties in line sttilionon til Fawell's.
Newest styles in shoos at Goodrich
Urn 3.'
Money saved in buying shoes it Good
rich Bros.
S. AW Harney's is the cheapest place to
buy millinery.
New stylos in high button shoos at
Goodrich Bros.
Neckwear, the handsomest ever seen in
Lincoln, til the PhUMii.w
All tlio students go to Fox & Struve for
tlrir books and stationery.
Buy your clothing, hats and nobby
ucck-woar at W. II. Collins'.
Straw I lats I Straw Hats!! The nob.
biosl in Lincoln at tlio Pliomix.
Tlio Omaha Herald for this morning
contains all the Senior orations. For sale
at Fawell's.
Students, don'l forgot to buy a pair
of shoes from Barkloy and take Ihom to
your mother.
It pays to buy all your boots, shoes and
slippers of O. W. Webster, 0 stieol, Acad
iiny of Music.
Students will tind everything thoy need
in the way of stationery and text book?
at Fox & Struve's.
The picnic proposed for Saturday fell
through, to the disappointment of many
lovers of rural scenery.
Choice summer drinks, including deli,
cious flavors for soda water, at Branch's,
lirsl door west of Howard House.
The Palladiiin programmes were dated
May 9th, and some couldn't porooivo tlio
error, even when it was shown to them.
Go to 0. F. Wilko to sell your furni
ture. The best price paid for second hand
household goods and I'uriiituie. 1!10 10th
street.
For a number one ice cream or stiaw
berries and cream call in al the Candy
Kil'jhon, 142 south 12th street. Little's
Block.
'Do you think I am going to niako a
circus of myself, sir?" "Well 1 should
judge so! " And the chairman proceeded
to rotate.
Following are tlio Union oillcors for the
fall term: President, Minnio Codding;
vice president, Etta Wood; secretary, J.
R. Force; treasurer, Alice Curse; sor-getuH-at.arms,
W. P. Sullivan.
Wheat, the photographer, came up and
'took" Palladian Hall in its llag decora
lion. The stereoscopic views will be for
sale cheap, and every Pal, yes, every
student should hayo one before ho leaves
for home.
Miss Cross we are pained to hour, is
still very feeble from the effects of tlio
fall which she had on Decoration Day
when swinging in a hammock. She is
unable to move and had to ho taken home
on a mattress.
Fred "W. Wood, professor of ancient
and modern languages. Latin, Greek,
German, French and Spanish. Will touch
classes during the summer vacation in
Lincoln. Residence, 0 street botwoen
Twelfth .uul Thirteenth.
Tlio week of examinations was a long
and severe one for the students and such
as arranged their examinations to be scat
tered through two weeks, or by alternate
days, were fortunate, for nothing so takes
the starch out of a man as two "compre
hensive" examinations in one day.
A Boston party desires a few copies of
the Studknt containing original poems.
This reminds us that but very few scraps
of poetry have appeared during tlio year
and in each and every case the unlbriu
mite poet was assassinated on the day
following the publication of his effusion.
We are alraid that wo cauiot accommo
dale ihe gentleman.
This school year, more than any other,
Inn been fruitful in u flairs productive of
college feeling and real college life. The
steady work of the literary societies; the
adoption of a college color and a college
cry; the fraternal gatherings of Charter
Day and Arbor Day; the trip to Crete ;
the debating club; all those have added
vim to our labor and been very pleasur
able. May the Regents so settle the (lis
puto over our faculty that next year may
see hundreds of now students attracted
hero.
Tlio oloction for oillcors to serve next
fall in llio Palladian society was a very
unanimous, quiet affair. The day was
rainy, and the attendance at the special
meeting not large. C. C. Chase wim
elected president; Miss Maggie Jones
vice president: R L Marsh, secretary;
Don dark, treasurer; Mjbs Minnie
Parker, corresponding secretary; J. N
Dryden. historian. Tnc society is well
equipped for diligent work next term.
The Piilladians, who are always on the
alert for new schemes, have organized a
debating club which will go into opera
tion next year. Meetings devoted exclu
sively to debato and extempore speaking
will bo hold every Saturday evening with
closed doors The infant will be in charge
of the following oillcors term; President,
R. L. Mars'' ; vice president, D. L. ('lark ;
secretary, Dean T. Smith; treasure!, W. ('
Knight; sorgcunt-at-iirms, R. J. Fletcher
The boys expect much from this (dub in
the way of bettor debates and greater ohm
in impromptu work among the member
of the parent society.
Tlio next Senior class is a large one
and a strong one, numbering an even
do.on. Those who expect to compleli
the course and graduate in June, 'M, are
Miss Josio Chapman, B S., Lincoln.
Clement Chase, 11 A., Om ha; Minnii
E Ooddinir, B. S., York; Blon II. Cul
ver, B. S., Cambridge; 0. A. Footo, B. S .
Lincoln; Geo. G. Hitchcock, B. A., Lin
coin ; Miss Carrie Palmer, B. L .Lincoln .
Ohti. A. Pierce, U. L., Lincoln; Edson
P. Rich, B. L., Falls City; William A.
Trts, B. A., Pawnee City; Daniel II.
Wheeler, Jr., B L., Plttttstnouth; Alvin
L.1 White, B. A Lincoln- Four scion
tillc, four classical, four literary, an ad
iniriibly composed class, though nearly
half are from Lincoln. We express the
hope that they may bund themselves next
your into a strong class organization.
"Stale Volunteer Weather Service" lias
a startling bulletin exhibited for this
mouth down in the hallway. In fact it
looks as if it had been tampered with
The lines of weather variation are a
black and heavy as if drawn by a crow
bar. According to tho "Bullzometer"
there was a "heavy fall of tomcats," and
an illustration accompanies this state
ment. According to tlio "Hectometer"
it lias boon "too cold for boarding house
butter, but cold for flies, warmer than
lust month, but not so warm as it would
have been had the temperature been
higher." For the "Relation's Humility"
you are instructed to "Add tlio sine, sub
tract tlio tangent and circle (withou
spokes) and tho result, is 0. K. q. e.d."
Under the division "Aqua Pura Precip
itata" that there was "loo much rain for
sorghum raising" and tho "wnlor soft this
month." The observations were takelt
al "Pumpkin Hill" and "Slabtown."
There is quite a complicated variation of
arrows to show the direction of the wind,
and altogether it is a very clover buries-que.
