.m tn Jkmfifitl;i tmm inAh iui' T If E II E S P E R 1 A N S T U 1) E N T Qocnh r ? Nldentum dicere verum Quid vctatr Unit. Snt. 1. Can wo gel suppers for two hundred excursion isls at Crete? That will bo con crete grub. Dan Wlicelor went down tn Beatrice with the Odd Fellow's excursion and it was too much for him. The question is, will the University trouble be brought up at the special session of the Legislature? The library is not so well filled in the alternoons as it was during the winter. The morning rush continues. Dumb-bells and Indian clubs up in the Student office are all we have with which to commence our gymnasium. When Oscar Wilde was in the chapel the hymn sung on the occasion was very felicitous, "By and Bye we Shall Meet Him." The way those tender little Palladian chairs are being destroyed is terrible. Why not not strengthen them all up with iron clumps? Tickets to Crete and return will be put in students' hands for sale in the Univer sity. We hope that everv student in the college will go. George McLean wears a jockey watch charm with crossed whips and horsc-shoc. George is getting to be such a dreadfully fast young man. The tickets for the round trip to Crete, including admission to the contest, are $1.00 and are for sale by students. Lichty and Clark have the matter in charge. We arc sorry to learn that Mr. Yates expects to return east as soon as he lias completed his engagement for the contest. He has been offered an excellent position there. The trip to Crete is going to be a righ jolly one if the boys can make it so. The band is making slicnitous exertions to do something big there and wo guess they will succeed. The boys arc always domanding college songs. Clark has at last got hold of a "Carmina Collegensia," the finest colloc tion ever published, and it might ho a good thing to get together ami try some of these selections on an aftornoon. The first band serenade cJf the spring term occurred Tuesday evening of last week. Mr. Wagner, a newly married friend of tho boys, and Lieut. Webster were tho afflicted parties. At both places the young gentlemen were handsomely entertained. The theme for the thiid and last Junior essay is tremendously tie. "Whether assassination be more justifiable wheii employed by the official head of the state against an individual (as in the case of Jesse James) than when employed vice (verm (as in the cusc of the late Czar of Russis.) "Did you sec that horrid catamount in in front of Chancellor's door?" "What? No! Was it alive?" "Alive, why of com. so not. It was stuffed." "Bah. st tided ! What does a cat.amount to unless it's " Sudden insurrection. If only the frontdoor of this University were painted, how much better Unit : entrance would look! Almost everyone who has had any connection with this school for the past five years or who has even visited hero lias inscribed that fact on the white door post0, while whatever graining the doors themselves ever pos sessed has been well nigh scraped off. Wo cannot paint everywhere, but we might paint that door. Tho students of tho University will have a grand holiday on the 12th, as that is decided upon as the date whereupon tills University, soul and body, men women and children, is going to make an exodus to Crete. Tho special train has been engaged from the B. fc M. R. H. to leave Lincoln at 1 p.m., Friday, returning leave Crete about midnight. The cause of this? Why, the literary contest be- tween Doano College and the University, to say nothing of the base ball affair. The students had the privilege of seeing and hearing the much talked of Oscar Wilde last week, free of charge. He appeared in eliapol and after the service tho students remained seated. 1 1 was seen that a speech was demanded, and lie responded in a good-natured way, making quite a number of useful art suggestions to the University, and tolling us how his attention had first been drawn to the beautiful. What he said about tho neces sity of a gymnasium here was excellent. May wo have our Greek statues! Mr. Dryden, when actfngas critic at the Palladian society tho other evening, ro. marked, too truly, that tho manner in which the audience commenced to file out when the debate was announced showed very clearly that tho debates wore not what they ought to be. All the oxer, cises of the evening's class should bo merely introductory to tho chief number on the programme, which should always be the bebate. Time was when Palladian debates lasted for more than sixty in in utes and lagged not one of them. This criticism may be shared by tho "Unions also. The State Oratorical Association was formed April 21sl at this University by electing Chas Pierce, of the Unions, pres ident and Will 0. Jones, of the Palladians, secretary, leaving the remaining offices to be filled by Doane College. A second meeting will be held at Crete on the day of the contest. This association is formed for the purpose of petitioning the Inter state Collegiate Association, which meets at Indianapolis May :ird,for membership. If Nebraska is admitted she will send a delegate in '83 to contest for oratorical honors. If this University should in any way catch fire, and the damo spread, nothing could save it. The only cistern on the grounds is so near the building that a fire engine (if one could possibly bo got up from down town inside of an hour) could not bo worked over it on account of the heat. It devolves on the Regents, we think, t take some precautions against this very possible calamity. A Babooek oxtlngui.her placed on eacli floor would put out a small fire; a powerful force pump in the basement with long lines of hoso would bo yet more efficient. Sonio precaution ouglit to be taken. Oscar was quite taken with some of the pretty faces on the right side of the chapel and expressed surprise, as any English man would, at our co-educational system. "Why, if wo fellows at Oxford had young ladies there we well, we'd never stud,). Canyon study under such attractions?" We assured him that we could and that the young ladies were excellent students also. In conversation with some of the professors lie expressed l egret that lie never studied elocution, and acknowledged that they made a rule not to learn extem pore upcaking; so lie was told of our lit orary societies and how much they had done in this direction. "And do the Indies make speeches, too? Well, well ! " If the Unions can realize how com pleto a success their festival was, they may congratulate themselves upon it and tho money they made. For they did make money, eomc sixty dollars, clear, and with this they will pay off an old debt. The Academy of Music was never more tastefully decorated and It betrayed hero and there suggestions from Professor Emerson, who was of no small assistance to the society, of which ho is nn honorary member. Tho refreshment tablis were clustered at one end of the hall and waited upon by prettily dressed Union esses. Thorn were dowers sold and voting for the most popular young lady, and a candy stand, and all that sort of thing by which money is coaxed out of pockets. Miss Nellie Lett was decided to be tho most popular young lady of the Union society. A very excellent choice wo should imagine.