V 2). $ L4 HESPERIAN STUDENT UNIVERSITY OF NEBRASKA. Voii.X. LINCOLN, NEBRASKA, DECEMBER 1C, 1881. No. VI. $$nttm. THE WltLIAX QOAT. AUTHQMZEDVEK810H. Wary had n William gont Ami ho was black us jet; IIu followed Mi.ry 'round all day, And liked her, you Just betl llo went with her to school one day, The lonelier kicked him out; It made the clilldreu grin, you know, To huve the goat nl-out. But though old Whackom kicked him out, Yet still ho lingered near; llo waited Just outslao tho door "1111 Whnckcin did appear. Then William ran to meet tho man lie run hloluvel bcit; And met him just behind, yon know, Down Just below the vest. Old Whackcm tnrncd n summersault; The gont stood on his head ; , Atid Mary'lnngucd herself so sick She hud to fro to bed. A VISION OF REALITY. SAYINGS OF QAliFIELD. After the battle of turns comes the but tle of history. For the noblest man thrtt lives there Etill remains a conflict. I would rather be beaten in right than succeed in wiong. Present evils always seem greater than those that never come. Growth is belter than permanence and mid permanent growth is better than all. It is one of tho precious mysteries of Bonow that it finds solace in the unselfish thought. Statesmanship consists rather in rcmov. ing the causes titan in punibhing or cvad- lug ICbltllS. Ideas nrtj tho great warriors or the world, and a war that has no ideas behind it is simply brutality. Eternity alono will reveal to the human race Us debtor gratitude to tho Immortal name of Washlii'jtor.. I doubt ir any man equalled Samuel Adams in limning and uttering Ihe fleico clear and inexorable logic of tho revolu. tion. Throughout tho wholo web of national existence ivo Jraoo the golden thread of human progress toward the higher and better eslate. SfKTHOL'GIIT I was Lu.no backward AfJ-W on the wings of Time many centur ies; stiauge peoples were about mc on nil sides; I heard no voice of sympathy, for witli me I had brought the peculiarities consequent upon tho education received in my birth-land; I seemed to be alone. Approaching a grny-huired man I said, "Sir, I have lived in another ago than litis und I know not your customs; although the throngs encompass me, yet am I alone ; may I learn of you?" " In yonder walls you may be instructed by wise men, they alone are fit to tench." " Have you been taught by them ? " " In my early years, yes. Then 1 went lortli anil oailieu wmt tho world for two-score years." "Has your life been large, and now that Death nears you do you fear?" "The great scholars taught mo abut Death comes to alfttt.d should not bo met with dread, and though the future be mysterious yet tho fales will guide us but go to the city, my son, and learn for yourself thes'j truths." I was proceeding thither but had not gone far when a young man asked, "Whither do you journey?" "I go to your University that I may learn wi-dom. Tell mo Ihe ideas that are current with you in tills age what will your masters te..ch me? May I know how to speak well and to reason? Will I learn temper- mice?" " Yonder walks one one of our profes sors," replied the youth, "follow him to his loom. Ho is very wibe. Wo learn from him holh by example and precept that wino is good; only yesloiday he said, "A man may take the first glass of liquor or the twenty fifth, and still be a good citizen and a respectable member of society.'' I myself have sent wlno upon his table, It must bo right." "In my own land I have known such men but good men called them 'Cranks.' What else said he I pray t " " He believes not in tho Gods, nor do I, for this man is very wise. Of Into our King whom everybody loved was killed. The assassin said the Gods had inspired ' him to lemovo ' tho King; our instructor said, "this murderer's inspiration is like that reseiml by Christians in revival meet ings," Tho young man left me and I saw him no more until tho morrow at which time ho wa9 in tho Universityvery drunk. I vi-dtt'd an examination room. 5Tho fumes of liquor were stilling.. I longed" for my native shores where beverages were disponed of in a more private way. I was filled with sorrow. I must forgot my early training. "Bowaro of the first diink " is a lie. Spiritual enthusiasm be gets murder. Tho old man had said "death is universal all must die. Tho Fales de cide our destiny ; beyond tho grave all is dark daik; but death must bo regarded with indifference." Thoro is no help in life's last hour; no Christ to lead us on tho way; the bcauti fill home of tho soul wo may indeed nn tloipalc but Failh is a dogma, tho Christ ian God a hoax. ON SELF OULTUliE. yT(HE following quotatibiis,;pithy with" Je common sense, arc from John Stew, art Blackio's monograph on self culture It is one of the "Standaul" heries, and there certainly is no other pamphlet pub lished for ten cents (hat contains such sound, carefully prepared advlco to col lege Rludcnls as this. The first chapter is on the culture of the intellect, introduced by a strong line of Goethe's, "Eb 1st Immor gut etwas zu wlFsan." Prof. Blackio earnestly advises all young men lo commence their studies by direct observation of facts. Tho eyes must bo used if wo would know things hero bo low. To strengthen the binding power of the mind, mathematics are recommended, and for Uio reasoning powers, logic and metaphysics. Of logic he says: "A meagre soul can never bo made fat,, nor a narrow soul become largo by study ing rules of thinking. An intense vital, ily, a wide sympathy, a keen observation, a various experience, Is worth all tho logic of tho schools; and yet logic is not useless; it lias a regulative not a creative virtue; it is useful to thinking as tho study of anatomy Is useful to painting; it gives you a more firm hold of tho joint ing uud articulation of your framework; but It can no more produce Uio knowlcgo than nnatoiny can produce beautiful painting." This 'is good, but what he says of met aphysics Is better yet: II