T II E HESPERIAN ST U I) E N T .
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Ratals,
Mlk umirclhis nt K.ters.
Hals of llie latest stylus nt Ivior's.
Silk uutl cashmere muillcrs nt Ivier's.
A beautiful lino of seal cups at Kiel's.
Undetwear to suit all classes at Kier's.
All kinds of student' supplies at Fa
well's. The latest novelties in neck wear at
Kier's.
Choice novelties in line stationery nt
Fa well's.
Papei ami envelope vety cheap at
Fa well's.
Large stock new books just received at
Fawcri's.
Rcversablc overcoats it Ewmg & Co's
emporium.
Call at Ewing fc Co's emporium of
fashion for line clothing.
All the students go to Fox & Stiuvo for
their books and stationery.
All the goods found in n first class
gents furnishing house, at Ewing & Co's.
Nobby line of scurfs just received at
Ewing fc Co's mammoth clothing house.
Use Glycente of Roses for chapped
face and hands. For sale at The Little
Store.
We've got a sure-enough ajsthclc in
school. Its u curiosity and attracts much
altcution.
Student's head quaitors for coal at of.
lice of Downs & Webster, 0. street 2d door
wbstof llili.
You can rind anything in the shoe line
at.Goodrich Bios. Goods the best, and
prices the lowest
Students will find everything they need
n the way of stationery and text books
tit Fox& Struve's.
Large invoico of hats and caps latest
novelties, just rccoived ao Ewinjr fc Co's
clothing emporium.
"She has (lie complexion of an angle,"
he wrote to his absont chum. He is in
the geometry class.
It was shocking to nee some of our
most devout students in attendance at
those horrid minstrels.
The way they catch us now in, "Oh,
say, you local editor, hold on a minute,
I've got an item for you." It always
slop3 us.
Yes, the gallery of the cl.apel is closed.
George did it with a new lock and a little
key. No place to loaf now except under
the stairways.
T. Ewing & Co. hn the largest assort
ment of ovei coats, tilslerctte.s dress and
business suits in the city
The first snow came on Thursday, the
10th, nt 11:80 a.m. The Cadet battalion
bus gone Into winter quarters.
1:. C. Lett & Sou will stand by thu stu
dents and give them bottom prices on
everything they buy of them.
Stttdeuls are invited to cull at T. Ewing
(fcCo's emporium, where thoy will receive
the best goods at reduced prices.
Oh. how that dapper clerk in the O
street my goods store did get left! He I
was sweet mi one the Univeisity girls.
Can the Cadet Band sing? Oh, my, yes
the Cadet Baud can sing as well as play.
What does it sing? It tings "Over the
Garden Wall."
Frank Parks, '81, has charge of the ma
terial in the B. & 31. H. R. yards at Platts
mouth Frank runs up to Lincoln every
little while to sec the boys.
To the students'! II. C. Lktt & Son
have complete stock of dry goods, no
tion, etc., and will make it to the interest
of students to trado with them.
"Bah, Mechanics!" lie growled out,
"this unfathomable problem on the inclin
ed plane; it's not eiicliii'jd lobe plain at
all!" His room-mate fired him.
We venture to say that the jewelry store
of J. B, Trickey & Co., of this city is the
finest in Nebraska. Students arc especi
ally favored by the genial Major.
The new style of bonnets which the
young ladies ire doting on now may be
accurately lepresented by slammii.g a
ripe tomato against a board fence.
Will Jones has resigned the leadership
of the Cadet Baud and George Hitchcock
has been elected to fill the vacancy. The
band was never in better condition.
Smoker's ai tides ol the finest quality
may beprocuied at Hermiughaus', north
side 0 street between 10 and 11. Stu.
dents should remember the location.
A string baud U the latest addition to
'lit musical organizations of the Univer
sity. Whether it will do as well as the
Orchestra of several years ago remains to
bij seen.
Ed. Rich, wiio has been a great si.flcrer
on account of his oyos, underwent treat
ment recently by Dr. Graddy of Omaha,
and is now muoli encouraged by the im
provcuicut of his sight.
Snatches of "Skids are Out Today,"
"Dancing in the Barn," "Boceacio,"
"Turkish Reville," etc., will be floating
around the University during the coming
weeks. The band boys have received the
music mid it h .i tine collectlm. loo
One of the Sophomores actually hail
the audacity to request his professor to
postpone the lesson and take the class
down to see the whale because they could
euter for ten cents, as school children.
"Oh, dear!" burst out a despondent les
live, the other day, "how I wish I could
excel in something! I do believe if I
should kill a man it would not be any.
thing but murder in the second digree!"
Some of the dror transoms in the Uni
versity have always bung on hinges,
others just nailed in. A carpenter has
been hanging them all on pivots, so that
they may swing more easily and better
ventilate the rooms.
Older student startles younger student
on O street by calling his name suddenly,
and in a deep voice. Younger student
turns around, white as a sheet, endeavor
ing to conceal a half-smoKed cigarette.
"Ob, guicious," he blurts out, "I thought
it was my father! "
They had lots of fun over the innocent
youth from South Lincoln who prom
onadeU the the halis bearing on his back
the big headline of a show-bill, "The
Monster 1 Whale!" He said, when un
discovered it, that he'd like to whale the
fellow who put U there.
She is in the physiology class, and she
advised her sisteis, who are in society to
eat fish. "Because the phosphorus will
make us smart as you are, Toady?" they
asked. "No," she answered, archery,
but because phosphorus is the essential
thing iu making matches."
It was ut the Pu'.ladian festival, last
month, that a dashing University girl con.
tided to us an observation concerning a
well known member of the Union society
present. "He is just line a telescope," she
said, ' you can draw him out, see through
him and shut him up again."
Roscoe Pound, one of the most faithful
of the four little "markers" of the cadet
battalion, is deeply interested iu military
tactics. He pursues the study of battal
ion movements by the use or a regiment of
wooden soldiers, made by himself and
uniformed iu blue paper. Roscoe is also
a deligent collector of natural history
specimens.
We learn that Mr. D. H. Wheeler, Jr,
cornot soloist of the Cadet Band, has been
allured a handsome salary to travel with
the Mastodon Minstrels. Mr. Havcrly
was struck with bis pesonal appearance,
and especially his overcoat, and conclud
ed, that he would be a valuable ad
dition to the street parade Besides pa
rade duty, Mr. Wheeler will be a proniln
ent end man, known on the stage as
"Brudder Bones." He is to join the com.
pany at SI. Louis about the middle of
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