" fOHf J THE HESPERIAN STUDENT HMMWM Ys N. Z. Sncll, Editor-In-Chlcf of IIkspku. ian, from Union Society, has gono homo for treatment. lie lias tiio measles. Tho smiling face of James "Worlcy may lie seen at tlio Capitol, watching the leg. fMators. James Is now domesticated, Tlio Daily Times, under the manage ment of J. 0. Fremont McKesson, comes out on tlio prohibition side of the ques tion. Tlio contest between tho two societies aviII come oil' Hie lirst week in February, providing tlio Opera House can he ob tained. Undo John Morrison lias tlio reputa tion of making the most fashionable clothing to be found in tlio city. Rcmem ber him, boys. Chas. Stratlon, principal of Ashland schools paid Lincoln a vNilon Saluid.iy last. Ho is very much interested in Lin coin ut present. On of the Seniors has a pun which is remarkable. Call on him and hear him got it oil'. It makes Utile noise, but does feniful execution. Somo of tho b'Uid boys have had llieii photos taken in full uniform by Wheal, tho'preniium artist of the oily. His work speaks for itself. Will tho student who borrowed a copy of Hlair's Rhetoric from Ihoold Studknt olllce, lust spring term, please return ii without further notice. Mr. Chas. A. Rising, of Salem, is now one of tho University 3,iud. lie is a good musician and will be a valuable acquisition to the baud. A bill will bo presented to tho Legisla ture, asking for an appropriation to cslab lish a Law and Medical school in connec tion with the University. If you ever use tlio weed, and of course you do, call on "Woltoniado & Wolf for it. They keep all kinds ot tobaccos, cigars, etc., and a Hue line of pipes. Joseph Eastcrday is here. Ho was do lainod in Tecumseli until after school be gan, lie performed a very diillcult sur gical operation. Joseph is an M. D. Miss Holbiook of Ashland, a student ut the University last year, was married a short tlmo since to Mr. Geo. Stocking. Wo hope this will happen frequently. Miss Lucia Rogers has moved her room from tho University to tho rooms of tho Decorative Art Society. She now has more pupils than when in tlio University. Tho students now spend u portion of their time in the galleries of tho Houso or Senate, watching tho proceedings of the Legislature. This Is, in itself, n good school. Now is tho tlmo when tho youth who rooms just north of tho campus may be seen prowling around tho Capitol with c vallso In his hand and his eye on the ,1ome. If you want to hoar something rich, get Theodore Livingstone to tell you the con. ductor Blory. Ho entertained tho students In tho gallery, with this and other stones, whilo walling for tho committee to report, on the night of January 10. On Saturday cvc. of Jan. 22, quilo a pleasant reception was given by Iho Dor mltory students. Although thero were not many out, a very pleasant evening was spent. Miss May Fall field has been danger ously ill for several weeks past. Too hard work is supposed to bo tho cause. It is to bo hoped site will soon resume her place in her classes. The Dormitory is again in working order. The building has been pai liiioned, tho gentlemen occupying (ho cast and the ladies tho west half. It w II be run on tlio club plan. D. W. Fisher, steward. Tho following is tlio University com. inittee fiom tho House: Kaloy, McClon, Wells, Cook, Mi'DiHighnll, Kenipton, and Moore. From the Seinlo: Zelirttng, Smith, Morse, Dinsnioro and Gere. AVe have nothing against AV. A. Triss personally, but wo would advise him to be nioio enioful in regard lo young ladies' i.iven names, and not write his notes with such alacrity. " Mr(nwj ist den .c." Hereafter there will bo u column on local page headed Student's Column. This will be open to all .students wishing lo contribute itoin. Those items must pass through tho bauds of Local Editor. 1). II. Mercer, one of the guaduatos ot 'SO, holds Iho position of Clerk On the Committee of Accounts and Expenditures Although D.ivu is a Democrat, ho is wil ling to accept of a little Republican nion- ey, now and ihou. The Palladinu Society has adopted a new constitution, the piiucipal Icatuic of which is a clause forbidding the votes of proxies of members not attending the University durir.g the time in which the election occurs. Tho Rand will not parade any moro until Lichty sends a part of his uniform lo New York and has it reorganized. In fact, under the present administration there is either not enough of the afore said garment, or else too much of Lichty. What has become of our Lecture Asso. ciation. This should be ono of the most impoi taut tilings before the students. Al though wo cannot aUbrd to scud oil' for famous lecturers, our young state has an abundance of good material to draw from. Just before the last election, an Amend ment to tho Ilespeiian Constitution was passed, allowing only such students to vote as were paid up subscribers for al least six months. In a short tlmo tho Business Manager received ninety-two subscriptions. A jolly crowd of student?, consisting ot eighteen couple; chartered a big sled and four horses and proceeded lo take in the Penitentiary and Insane Asylum. All who oxpresssed themselves, seemed to have a preference for tlio Pcuitcuiary, as a place of habitation. Hereafter elocution will bq free. The Board of Regents have appointed Mrs, Dearborn to tako cha.igo of this depart, ment. "Why not select some student to represent our University in the inter.na tional Oratorical Contest? Nebraska surely contains enough rising orators to suppoit, at least, an Intcr-stato Assocla. lion. Since tho sun Is indisposed, why not appoint a commltteo to remove tlio snow drift in front of tho Dormitory. A lady wading through a drift two feet deep does not present a very graceful appear unco. Then it is mean In tlio boys to watch them, from behind tlio curtains, while thoy aro going through this anima led performance. Prof. Emerson's students aro making' aapid progress in drawing. S mo of Ilium can now draw that oat sitting on a wall, with his tail hanging on this side The Prof, savs we can ascertain, to a ty, tho disposition of that cat by the move nietjt of his tail. This properly comes in1 IhoMudy of IViology. 'Another s'udenl says ho drew u splinter out of his anal. om, which ho c night while placing 'pci'hiips." Why don't the students write nunc loi Iho HiCsi'KUiANV Tills paper is the organ of tho .student-; and as such should ex pus their s vend opinions. Tho exet-cl-e of writing is ono of iho most import tint connected with tho University work and it is especially imporaiint to Iho wri tor, when hi.-, thoughts may bo given lo fellow students. Now let Ijio students lake more intoiost in this matter, and make the Siuiikni' deserving of Iho rep illation of our University. At tlio last meeting of the Board of Re geuls, an elective course of study was referred lo them for their consideration. Pioviding this is adopted it will do away Willi a seeming incongruity existing in the present course In tho University ceitain Prof's try lo dissuade llic students from studying brandies for which they have no pat ticular aptness. At the same lime, these studies aro required before a student can giaduate. Theio is a mistake somewhere. The P'dladians are having considerable trouble over the adoption of a new con stitution. Tlio Constitution Committee, in their report, omitted tlio olllce of critic. A majority of tho society, however, do siring such an oflice, it was inserted in the Constitution. This oflice is a farce. The Critic usually begins by finding fault with tlio manner in which somo speaker stood. If ho stood on ono foot, the Critic says that this is not "according to llolye," but that he should stand on both feet. If It so happened that tho speaker did stand on both feet, then this sago says that it looks stiff and formal to stand on bnth feet, and that the weight of tho body should bo shifted from one foot to tlio the other. No doubt if the speaker stood on his head, the Critic would find fault. When some poor production is blundered through tho Critic says that it is "very good,1' and when some first class produc lion is given, lie also announces tins as "vitry good." Again, it Is an injustlco to the Seniors, or those who have attended tho University for several years, that a Prep. should he chosen to sit in judge ment on their productions. One member of tho society offered as an argument, that it was a beneficial exercise for the Critic himself. Just because somo hull vidual had a mania for blowing sand in peoples eyes, would It bo right to allow him to keep it up? Yes, a Critic is a good thing. Thero ought to be a dozen of them. Let tho good work go on. Arise and slug, brothers! New York :r-n IN- Nebraska Tlio Pioneer ami foremost friend oTthopoonlc in Tdttcoln IVeb., A place to trade and find fancy ami furnishing goods at New York prices. A vast assorted stock ot Ladies, Gents and Children's Gloves, Hosiery, Under wear and other furnishing goods. Ladies' Cloaks, Corsets, Laces Ribbons and a full Hue of all sorts of Fancy Goods. The winter (dock is now lo 10 closed out Iy or 3eiYic May 1st. " Tho Pioneer of civilization, an.d llrat stands tho blacksmith. Solomon pl'iced bun at the right hand. The Queen of Sheba was ama.ul at hii great wisdom. The Meiehunt, tho energetic, enteipiir ing, progiossivo and ever faithful liiend of all and loitdir of Iho' world. Fiom tho Midiauito Merchant men of the plains oi'Shiumir, hiking Joseph down to Ejgpt, lo the iiriival of tho New York in Ne braska in Iho land of corn and wind O St'J but. 11 tuirtl'J. Ninth Slilo. CHICAGO HAT STORE, jUNUtwcTimisK ov Batman Hair Goods -SUCH AS- SWTl'CIIES, OUHLS, l'UFPS, AND ALI, KlNDSOL-'JliW'KLUY. BAHATOOA WAVI'.S MADE TO OIIDUU Sa ttHBar,vs JT.v MT JSr.YJ QmGoooa U St. but. llMi illtli, kohiIi nldu. LINCOLN, NEIL JOHN KELIY, Merchant Tailor 11th St. 8 Docra North Baptist Church Keeps Constantly ou Hand u. Fine Slock of Goods. Clothing Cleaned and Dyed at DYE WORKS O St. hot. 12 and 18. REMEMBER S. P. WESTEItPIELD'S Star Shaving JParlor Is tho place to got n first class Shavo for ten cents: Hair Cutting twenty five cents. Basement Grimes new building north side Gov. Square. Sign ol'a big Star V. E. FARMER. Dealer In Staple Sf Fancy Groerieu Seeds and Feed. No. 24 south 11 Ttrcet.