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orary societies, not lo forget the import
mice of their annual free-will offering
which they should consoopito to the ser.
vices oi the Stuuhst.
It was quite ainnsing to one of tho Uni
versity classes the other day when the -in.
structor said: "If I had :t wife" in a
tone which would imply that he was des
tituto of such a collateral "I would love
her hotter than a strange woman."
Young ladies, please don't use your
handkerchiefs on the street, because some
of the new students are very bnshful and
might misunderstand you. Wo know that
no ladies of the University would be
guilty of a handkerchief flirtation.
Professor: "What was the result of
Socrates' drinking the cup of hemlock V"
Soph, (a young gentleman of political
tastes): "An immediate cessation of life
all of which goes to prove that Indiana
went Democratic."
Now whenever any of the now cadets
see a lady approaching, they gracefully
raise their hats, poise them in the air at
an angle of 120 degrees with the surface
of the earth, and hold them there until
the lady is out of sight.
The free class in yocul music is now
well under headway. ..Most of the stu
dents have learned to open their months,
following the example of Ye Local. The
instructor says that the ladies of the class
ought to be ashamed to let the hoys go so
far ahead of them.
Tho Y. M. C. A. held a very pleasant re
ception at Mrs. Pcekham's last Monday
evening in honor of Rev. ,1. II. Worloy
and wife. Many of Mr. Worlcy's Univer
sity friends were present. Our old fel
low student will preach in tho M. E.
church of Palmyra the coming year.
Wo learn that the Student's Lecture as
sociation is to be reviver! . This is as it
should be. A meeting is to bo called at
once to make arrangements for getting
first class lecturers hero during the winter.
.7. G. Ulaino has boon mentioned as one of
them.
We call special attention of the students
to the free singing class which lias been
inaugurated in the University. It is not
every day that we get an opportunity to
learn the science of music "free gratis for
nothing" and we adviso thorn to make
the best of their present chances.
One of our Junior young gentlemen
possesses the "elements of success" in the
highest degree. Not long since when ho
found it was raining at the close of divine
servico, ho put his hat comfortably away
under his coat and walked homo baro
headed seven blocks in the rain. Fact!
Wo can prove it!
The Palladium have made arrange
mouts to admit no person after 7:15.
This will do away with the interruption
to the oxorcisos made by dolayod mem
bers of tho audience. Thoy propose to
give this a month's trial, and if it does
not succeed, something now will bo do
vised. Tho disgraceful scene enacted at the
University Friday evening, Oct. 8th, will
not boar frequent ropotitions. Wlion
mombors of the higher classes got drunk
and come howling about tho University,
attempt to whip the Janitor and In other
ways conduct themselves in a manner un
becoming to gentlemen, it is time soino
thing was done; and if the faculty is not
wholly a slave to pelf it will not stand
many repetitions of the offense.
One of our promising University stu
dents declares that the reputation which
small hoys have of always asking so
many questions is a libel on tho small
boys. He says that the questions asked at
an average examination in mathematics
causes the proverbial questions of the
"small fry" to dwarf into insignificance.
One of our noble Freshmen accompan
ied a young lady to a house at which he
was not known. After sitting in the par
lor a few minutes the man of the house
said: "Now look here, sonny, if you want
to see my boy, you will find him out in
the back yard; it not, your mom is better
than your company." Tableau.
Some pscudo-gentlemen ascended to the
summit of Nebraska's seat of learning
with hostile intent The poor innocent
bell, which summons us to classes, was
the victim; consequently a small sheep
bell has been the only warning for open
ing and closing recitations. Carpenters
are at work fastening up the stairways to
prevent future ascensions.
The musical fraternity of tho Univer
sky have organized an Owl Club. Ser
en tides are in order. The following is the
present membership: D. II. Wheeler, Jr.,
soprano and guitar; C. C. Chase, soprano;
J. P. Hartmau, Jr., tenor; G. W. llartman
do; G. W. Hitchcock, alto; II. Hickok
bass; F. Benedict, do; Will C. Gregg, do
and guitar; M. II. Wheeler, piano;
Will O. Jones, cornet.
Music is sweet; music hath charms to
soothe; but of all the disastrous conse
quences which music is capable of ac
coinplishing the worst may be seen in a
recitation prepared in tho Library tho after
noon bcfoio under tho soothing influence
of that rattlodobanging piano directly
overhead. After mature consideration
we have concluded that the sound of that
piano is not music. Is is only an inhar
monious discord.
The now organization of the University
IJa'taliou is as follows:
Company A. Captain, H. H. Davis;
1st Lieutenant, C. C. Chase; 2nd Lieuten
ant, R. A. Weston; Sergeants, II. W. liar
rington, T. 1. Livingstone, 1$. L. Run"
J. II. Conrad; Corporals, W. C. GrcggJ
Robinson, C. V. Colo, A. A. Monro.
Company U. Captain, C. A. Pierce;
1st Lieutenant, II. W. Olmsted; Sergeants
N.Z. Snell, E. F. Parmclec, J. F. Harris,
E.S. Dundy, T. II. Kimball; Corporals!
W. K. IlulrliUnn, II. W. Olmsted, G. D
Fairfield, E. C. Austin
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