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About Hesperian student / (Lincoln [Neb.]) 1872-1885 | View Entire Issue (Oct. 18, 1880)
WUiJgi 1HK9I 'A- - TIIE HESPERIAN STUDENT. V i orary societies, not lo forget the import mice of their annual free-will offering which they should consoopito to the ser. vices oi the Stuuhst. It was quite ainnsing to one of tho Uni versity classes the other day when the -in. structor said: "If I had :t wife" in a tone which would imply that he was des tituto of such a collateral "I would love her hotter than a strange woman." Young ladies, please don't use your handkerchiefs on the street, because some of the new students are very bnshful and might misunderstand you. Wo know that no ladies of the University would be guilty of a handkerchief flirtation. Professor: "What was the result of Socrates' drinking the cup of hemlock V" Soph, (a young gentleman of political tastes): "An immediate cessation of life all of which goes to prove that Indiana went Democratic." Now whenever any of the now cadets see a lady approaching, they gracefully raise their hats, poise them in the air at an angle of 120 degrees with the surface of the earth, and hold them there until the lady is out of sight. The free class in yocul music is now well under headway. ..Most of the stu dents have learned to open their months, following the example of Ye Local. The instructor says that the ladies of the class ought to be ashamed to let the hoys go so far ahead of them. Tho Y. M. C. A. held a very pleasant re ception at Mrs. Pcekham's last Monday evening in honor of Rev. ,1. II. Worloy and wife. Many of Mr. Worlcy's Univer sity friends were present. Our old fel low student will preach in tho M. E. church of Palmyra the coming year. Wo learn that the Student's Lecture as sociation is to be reviver! . This is as it should be. A meeting is to bo called at once to make arrangements for getting first class lecturers hero during the winter. .7. G. Ulaino has boon mentioned as one of them. We call special attention of the students to the free singing class which lias been inaugurated in the University. It is not every day that we get an opportunity to learn the science of music "free gratis for nothing" and we adviso thorn to make the best of their present chances. One of our Junior young gentlemen possesses the "elements of success" in the highest degree. Not long since when ho found it was raining at the close of divine servico, ho put his hat comfortably away under his coat and walked homo baro headed seven blocks in the rain. Fact! Wo can prove it! The Palladium have made arrange mouts to admit no person after 7:15. This will do away with the interruption to the oxorcisos made by dolayod mem bers of tho audience. Thoy propose to give this a month's trial, and if it does not succeed, something now will bo do vised. Tho disgraceful scene enacted at the University Friday evening, Oct. 8th, will not boar frequent ropotitions. Wlion mombors of the higher classes got drunk and come howling about tho University, attempt to whip the Janitor and In other ways conduct themselves in a manner un becoming to gentlemen, it is time soino thing was done; and if the faculty is not wholly a slave to pelf it will not stand many repetitions of the offense. One of our promising University stu dents declares that the reputation which small hoys have of always asking so many questions is a libel on tho small boys. He says that the questions asked at an average examination in mathematics causes the proverbial questions of the "small fry" to dwarf into insignificance. One of our noble Freshmen accompan ied a young lady to a house at which he was not known. After sitting in the par lor a few minutes the man of the house said: "Now look here, sonny, if you want to see my boy, you will find him out in the back yard; it not, your mom is better than your company." Tableau. Some pscudo-gentlemen ascended to the summit of Nebraska's seat of learning with hostile intent The poor innocent bell, which summons us to classes, was the victim; consequently a small sheep bell has been the only warning for open ing and closing recitations. Carpenters are at work fastening up the stairways to prevent future ascensions. The musical fraternity of tho Univer sky have organized an Owl Club. Ser en tides are in order. The following is the present membership: D. II. Wheeler, Jr., soprano and guitar; C. C. Chase, soprano; J. P. Hartmau, Jr., tenor; G. W. llartman do; G. W. Hitchcock, alto; II. Hickok bass; F. Benedict, do; Will C. Gregg, do and guitar; M. II. Wheeler, piano; Will O. Jones, cornet. Music is sweet; music hath charms to soothe; but of all the disastrous conse quences which music is capable of ac coinplishing the worst may be seen in a recitation prepared in tho Library tho after noon bcfoio under tho soothing influence of that rattlodobanging piano directly overhead. After mature consideration we have concluded that the sound of that piano is not music. Is is only an inhar monious discord. The now organization of the University IJa'taliou is as follows: Company A. Captain, H. H. Davis; 1st Lieutenant, C. C. Chase; 2nd Lieuten ant, R. A. Weston; Sergeants, II. W. liar rington, T. 1. Livingstone, 1$. L. Run" J. II. Conrad; Corporals, W. C. GrcggJ Robinson, C. V. Colo, A. A. Monro. Company U. Captain, C. A. Pierce; 1st Lieutenant, II. W. Olmsted; Sergeants N.Z. Snell, E. F. Parmclec, J. F. Harris, E.S. Dundy, T. II. Kimball; Corporals! W. K. IlulrliUnn, II. W. Olmsted, G. D Fairfield, E. C. Austin MKIHCAI... GROCERIES! GROCERIES 1 1 GROCERIES!!! 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