II E II ES P E It I A N S T U I) 13 IS T furnishes hut low opportunities for soclu. hllliy and meinliers of tlio University seem dispo.-od l ninko tho best l" their privileges. The following Is Iho programme of Iho Piilhulliiu Soloiy for I Iks llrsl inoelln;: Salutatory, Pies. A. U. Keini; Select Head iiur, Miss Maggie Million; Essays, .). N. Dry licit mfil .Inool) Lamer; Ueellullon, Miss Airgic Abbey; Inipriiiuptu, Miss A. n.Sliiiokmnii; Original Sketcli, 0. Clem Clinse; Orations, 11. V. Oliu-lod and B. B. Davis; Debate, Miss Fnirflelil anil Messrs. UnaiiL'sl, Rich, anil Sllvorniiil. Music will hu interspersed. the woods." Pretty soon ho saw a light and went towaids it. It was at a house and he knocked timorously at Iho door. "Wh 's there-Y" exclaimed a rough voice. "It's me," sobbed our ulmnnus, forget, ting Ills grammar. "You're u tramp, clear out !" commanded Iho voice. "But I'm from lite University, and I'm lout" he retorted. Thinking thai u University student wits haimless he was allowed to go In itud pass tho iiiuht. Tho next day ho was observed li.ing to buy an old saw. mill. Ho said the electric machine at tho University was very small and he wanted to send it a larger one An AluiiinuH Abroad. To see a lilllo chick denrivod of Ihn shelter of its mother's wings is a pitiful sight, lint the most heat trending spec lacle we ever witno-scd was a new itcqiii. sit ion to the Alumni when he depaited front tho nurturing breast of his Alma Mater. One of our late graduates lias al ready foil the clammy fingers of tho cold, cold world. Ho had gone to see his girl. Of coitfMi ho stayed late. When ho started away a thunder storm was rising. Ilis girl asked him if he was lift aid of lightning. Ho replied with a condescending smile thai ninny times lie had seen Ibe professor get the electric cuiT'tit b menus of an intricate machine uul did sin' think Mutt he was one likely to gel frightened lit .such lighioning n could be tin nislied in tho country Y She gaepcd that she did not think he would and he departed But the Hushes that night were much more frightful than any he bad ever seen beloro aiti! pretty soon he became frightened and begun to cry. lie thought of Iho fate ol tho "Babes of CIllHKOf'KD II. K. Wolfe is rusticating on tho beau, t'tful and classic bunks of Iho Antelope. Miss Emma Parks Is teaching tho Elov. cnlh stieet school. Warren Lcico Is conducting an insur run co oflicc in ibis city. C. E. Slrnllon is the principal of the Ashland public schools. J. II. Worlcy is about to quit tho In surance business and go to pronching. D. II. Mercer is in Biownvillo studying "BluckHtono's Commentaries." II. W. Cnldwell has been chosen asprin cipnl of the Exeter schools. S. D Cox has been studying elocution und r lite Inspiration of the sublime seen, cry of the grcal Neinnliii Valley. We nro much obliged to the city pit. pers for tho complimentary account which they gave of tho opening ot the term. A Freshman wants to know why It Is that the Fourth of July somotintoB comes oi tho third. H.vr!ioi;lld. Mi-s Kate Hall will stay out to teach this year, Miss Corn Ivenuedv will bo in sctool this term. Mr. Wlntherly Is again attending the Un'versliy. Misses Alice and Linn Slmlnglon if Ashland have jeglstered at the University. J. S. Brldenbatigh is back to school this term. Miss Ida Cornell and sister are with us again. J. P. Ilnrlmnn, nn old time, student of the University, is with usonco again. Mr. C.N. Little, '70. Is installed as tit. lor in Clieinlstay and Physics. ifiiniOAL. L. J. BUMSTEAD, IKOJKi: OBKt THIRST. Oilico on h'clfih street, two blocks and n lull! south ol'llie Opera Mouse, Lincoln, Nebraska. Open nl till hours. Night Lump. L. II. UOniUNS, M. I). Physician and Surgeon, Olllcu in David' IIuIIiUiir, 0 St. Lincoln, - Nkhuaska. MOUAt. mil go to Lichty's limn lerv. Between Dormi. lory iind University .C3?" "Don't you go Tommy." Kl 'hM P fp kZM1 i L O. K. Barber Shop. b:.. MASON, Prop. Ho has recently moved into his neatly furn islied his Shaving Parlor and is now ready and fully prepared to give genernl satisfaction. .Special Kiit OH to ticket CuMnmci'H, Twelve Shaves Tor a Dollar I hnvo in my employ Iwo first class woikninu; G. V. Holiday of Wiishimrlon D. 0 nml J II. Bitoo.Mi.'iKUorN Y. City. ir On Tent li SI. ono door couth of QnlckV. ni-iTAij A. R. MITCHELL, M. D. Onico Llttlo'8 Mock. 11th St., South Goinmorcliil, Lincoln, - Nkhuaska. B. L. Paine, M. D. OFFICII UNION ni.OCK LINCOLN. NK. I AW . .- Wl 'DAY'S WHOLESALE AND RETAIL JI2WI3LUY STOKE You will Hud the finest Slock of Dia monds, Watches, Hue Joweliy, Silver, ware, retailed at wholesale prices. .Hu pairing watches uinl engraving done lo order. M. HARRIS, n'jxrrsT- Teelh inxerted on Golil, Silver mid Celluloid, All Work Guaranteed. Ofllce over New man's stoic on O Street (Uoiwoon Tenth ami Klovcnth Ktieets,) LINCOLN, KlillltASKA J". S. .limUlvllTi IP. Mi. s. (Formerly of the llrmof Kern & Mm ray) Cor. ) and 1 1 St. LINCOLN, NK1J, I'li'pcrvntlon of thp I Xntuinl Teeth a Specialty, f J. M. LUCAS. DENTIST, Cor. O nml 10th Streets, Union IJlock. LINCOLN, - NKHKASKA. BOOKS, STATIONERY Ac. DcimUNNKK & STETINA, Tenth SI.,h1x doors mnitH htnto National Dank. LINCOLN, MCU. Lincoln SHqntrn & &cwh cVat UNIVERSITY STUDENTS, Are Invited to Cull mid Examine. I W, Imn Entirely New Stocfo -OF- Roolcs, Pictures, Stationery &c ALSO III Lincoln Sole Agt. Tor Iho puhllcntuiiiH of the American boo., Kveliimgo. A lino Lino of Goods Especially Adnpled for Presents, Society Room Decor, utions and nil kinds of Uni versity Requisites. 2Tny Ooodn not In Stock ohtalnod on tlio HliortCHt pocKlblu notice. BAKERY ! ALSO Staple nml Fancy Groceries Confectionery Canned Fruit, Bo.si Spring mill Fall Flour p.j. ;umcii, North Sliiu Government Sqnnro, Lincoln i Nebraska. si oots&S no . r iiorur a jpjbck, Wholosnlo nnrt Itutall dealers In Stoves, HariUvnrc, TliiAvare Wooden ware, A;e. &e. A specialty of Pnckot Knifes. &" First class Hardware. Store. Knst Hlilo tliu Sqnnro, TJiicoIn, Nob. A.M. DAVIS, nioleale nml lit! nil Jtealer it OIl-CIolhH, MllttliiUH.KUKN, MntN, AVnll Puiicr, Window ShudcB, Laco Curtains, Damask. &c, No. ii East O St. Lincoln, Neb. rtf tjiwf & & Bmw& Make n Specially of School Books -.fV A. W. Meld. K. P. Holmes. Welti Ob IKoXmes tlllorncys at Law. .QfflQoJo.StiMQ Blqck, . LINCOLN, NED. .looh Illlllncs hiiv" "HU crticathun and Phoos; ll'soii k.uit (,'lt edlcaHhun. il lioots ami shoes OP (JAp w bW ., Acadeiny of Mnic, 0 St. m, Toxsonr i,. City Barbav Shop, S F. COCIIBAN, Prop, North Hide of Gnenmncnt Square. . LINUOLX. XKli. Sliavinj;, lOols. Ilnir Cutliii" 2)cls. SliampooiiiL', !2.")C.ls. !Uji.e in Uo tiniiost Sick Men Wuired on at their Booms, I liave in my employ iwo of tlio most skillful woikman in the West. Ilns tho Pirstolnss Tonsorlal Emporium, well fur nislicd wltlt lliebesl limnd of Cigars. O St. Thrco Doors of Tontli. Stiidonta please- remember your old toneorla frlond. ,,.ii .w I mi' Ci1 'I 1 tl II