Hesperian student / (Lincoln [Neb.]) 1872-1885, June 01, 1880, Image 3
JjXf , T U K H B 8 1 B K I A N S T U D E N T. . ,- w.. ...,. ..v.. i,.u uiuvi 10 auuuii wuiu. SLnntlfi M I ) ono cheek when tlio other is struck wore, print tlio following from the Collegian and Ncoltrian leaving each one to form his own opinion of the intention of so un. ohuritiiblo un atliick, for It is evident thin the pretended mistake is only meant ag a thin cover for so much malice. But "squeal?" Oh no have indeed too chris- tiau a disposition to do Unit! "Somewhere in the wild prairies of the west, where the wolf howls on the hill, side, and where the wild btiil'ulo roams unhurt, where the Indian rears Ills wig. warn, and "shoots his arrows to the sun," where trees grow not but wheic the rank thistle nods in the breeze, there seems to have sprung up, (how, by what means, or for wind purpose we know not,) a Miner vu shiine to which the noble name, Uni- versuy.is applied. .Just at what place on this round globe this mighty emblem of civilization is situated, just what order of beings assemble in its walls, just what tilings are done there, it is impossible for us to say, but one tiling wo know and this is.u precious little sheet, the IIkspeii ian Siudent by name, comes to us fnun these remote regions. Now this child ,f Iho west doesn't look as wo would expect a youth to look who had hud Iho wild Holds to roam in, but mote like u sickly bubo thul had never loll the nurse's arms. Every tune we touch the infant we expect to hear a squeal; but no, it either doesn't know enough, or has too good a disposi. lion to exhibit human nature. Some one has said uppcuruuoo.-. are deceiving. This was the case with the diminutive Alexan der Pope and we judge it is the case w itli this little dwarf, for the lirst words we we saw upon looking at its columns were "prognostics presaged a timely issue of tlio Studknt." Such learned words inter, ested us and we were induced to follow down I lie lines. But that awful lament after stolen type was too pathetic and we turned away with heavy heart. We then glanced at the lirst page of Iho paper where we found a poem called The Rail toad Holocaust, and we wore richly- re paid; for in the midst of this wisliy washy common place there shown forth this brilliant noetic star in a manner that uslonishcd us. Although the lliomo was old, jet the rhythm nd expression wore all that could he desired. The article entitled "Evolution, the Law of Progress" contains numerous fallacious statements, and plainly showed that he never consid ered the objections which the scholar ship of iMcCosh Bowue, and others lias brought to beat on the question The various departments ol the paper are all poorly managed and do in l show the lab or ilium the part ol tlio editors that should bo expended. We have another exchange of the same name as tho one mentioned above which hails from the State Univer sity of Nebraska, aim is in all respects worty of commendation. Summer. June bugs Make way for tho Seniors. Nobby Straw Hats at Ewing & Co.'s Straw Hats in great variety ut tlio now hat store. Visit Ewing & Co.'s emporium for fine clothing. Tlio Oudol Bund now plays or the drill three limes per week. Nobby Scurfs and White Vests at Ew ing & Co.'s. Straw hats worth from 2,"5o(8 to 5.00 ut tho now hut store. Visit Ewing & Co.'s lor Huts and Furnishing Goods. A tull line of Gents' Furnishing Goods at tlio new hat store. For a clear iluvumm Dime Oigar call ut Wholteinado and Wolf's. The very lutesl styles of nookwuro the new. hat store. at liWinQS, "Pinafore" lias been translated into Russian, and JJuttercup will appear on the bills us "Cliurncroaniolcowski." JUx. Sixteen yjurs trom next fall the iiioom ingstiident will wonder whether ho be longs to the class of one hundred or of double zero. Vine la 00.i!x. Darwin acknowledges himself sold when his little niece asked him seriously what a cut bus that no oilier unimal lias and lie gave it up after mature doliboni. 1 lion uiid then Iho sly Utile puss answered 'kittens." University Collogo,London, was attend ed by two thousand students, including two hundred and eleven ladies, during tlio past your, its lirst your of coeduca tion. Tho percentage of failure among the women was 10.0; among the men, Uf. I ' t , 1.4 Tlio Palludiuu strawberry festival was a financial and social success. Proceeds: lots of enjoyment and $.")4. The heartfelt sympathies of the students are extended to Professor Church in his ccent domestic bereavement. Manilla Huts Mnckina Hats, Milan Hats, French Chip, and Lima Edge Huts at the now hat store. The University Addiess this year by Chancellor Hammond of the Iowa Law College promises to be a rare tieat. Ilcmcmlicr Your Friends! Buy your groceries, cigars and tocaecos of W. W. English, on 11th St. near N. Tlr.' Seniors are through with their ox animations and have been let out to grass a few duys'propuratory to their final effort. The Freshmen have finished Trench and arc spending tlio last few days of the term in tlio study of Chaucerian English. If you want a Ilavana-filled flvo cent cigar, call for Iho celebrated "W. W." manufactured by WoltomudoAs Wolf. Tho University Cudots'uckuowlcdgo tho receipt of an invitation to attend Decora tion services. Thanks gentlemen; we ac cept. It is enough to make a preacher luugh to see the U. O. 13. go through their num. Olivers under tlio command of the drum major. Why is it that our Seniors are looking so 'pale around the gills"lalcly Y Stagefrighl is beginning to effect them. Courage, faint heart I Dont forgot that Hermuiico & Cook huve reduced prices on Groceries from live to ten per cent. Cull ut once to got prices. The Socrutic philosophy bus been con densed by a Greek btudent and put into Socrates' mouth as follows: "Only those who know that they don't know anything, know anything. I know that I don't know anything; therefore I do know any-thing." It is interesting to note how assiduous, ly tho Juniors Imitate the dignified bear ing of the Seniors. Tlioy uro preparing for promotion. Tho largest assortment of Meerschaum and Briar pipes, mid a full stock of moklngand chewing tobacco at Woll. omuilo & Wolf's. Boys I Visit R Ilermingliaus and try the University and Capitol Cigars. Ho makes a specially of fine tobaccos, sinolc or's articles. Nearly every Saturday iho Cadets go out to the hill north of town for target practice. Some hit tlio bull's.oyo, others miss the hill. Call on Wilbur Snow for ice cream, confectionery, cigars, etc.; also a good circulating library. Opera House build- ing. Tlio cadets made more racket firing blank cartridges tlio other day than any one who never heard so much noise bo fore ever heard. Wo hope a word to the wise is suillcient. Dave, will you please return what you used for a pillow this term, our typos are yery poor spellors. Is not there something in the Book, News, Periodical, or Toy lino today If so Clason can supply Cull on him South Side O St. bet. 10 und 11. Rumor bus it that one of our number Is going to allow Hymen to ensnare him before many weeks huve passed. May he wear the toils lightly. Fifteen i of tlio Dormitory girls wont down to un ice croum parlor last Saturday ufioriioon, and kept fifteen freezers busy from two o'clock till ten. Next Tuesday afternoon the cadets have their annual review before the Regents. A great many blank cartridges will be wasted . Everybody invited to attend. A sudden religious zeal has seized our students. The question, "Did y on go to church last Sunday evening V" has been asked at least tf.OOO times during tlio past week. We beg leave to inform our reader that it rained hero lust week; it did actually ruin, und in Lincoln. Extra copies con taining this notice may bo hud ut this of fice ut the usual price. There will be a shooting tournament before tlio term closes, in the form of a mutch between the two companies. A team of six or eight will be chosen from" eacli company. "Suodgrusb' Patent Button Hole" which wo recommended to members of tho soci eties, we are proud to announce, bus met with unparalleled success. Tho bulbdoz orb huvo largely collapsed. The campus daily bears the appear anccof a rancho. To have horses teth ered all over our otherwise beautiful grounds does not lend u very scholastic appearance to Nebraska's seat of learning. A certain aspiring student was recently hoard to say that the University was the best place to prepare tho hands for cold weather of any ho had seen. How brazen I A.nd how sure a sign that he had got loft. file usual announcements, that an old friend wishes to see all the students who "want a soft job for tho summer vacation" was received with enthusiasui by tho Preps, moro calmly by tho Freshies, and with haughty scorn by the Juniors. Tt would bo a pious plan for the Re gents to have a few more hitching posts erected just outside tlio campus. So many horsos tied to tlio front steps and to the lightning rods of the University re mind one of a horso market. Ye Local is about to get hliusilf into trouble. A certain Prep bus been trying ever since lust issue to catch us out alone so us to get satisfaction for a squib at said youth's expense But wo can out run him ; so our sloop still visits us. A certain Fresh ic has groat admiration for the superiority of the fairer sex. When tho professor asked him what it is called when a line of poetry has some thing extra about it, ho persistently an swered, "It must lie a female." Wo would lilto to say that the Universi ty cudcts did not quell tho riot in Omaha; but ono of them covered the rioters over with liis "unanimously" brimmed hut und literally squelched thorn. All breakers of the law take warning. The following appears in the last City Directory in display type: "J. O. F McKesson, Publisher of the Hiisi'intiAN Stuuunt, and Junior at the University." It is a groin moral question among the students how much tlio gentleman paid for the above notice. The "Girlulory" girls are becoming ex tremely affectionate. One of them is even said to huve shown her love by embrac ing a gentleman caller the other day. Henceforth, if wo read Iho signs of tlio times aright, gentleman callers will bo more numerous. N The i'ullH In tho right Aru iiuvorin flight, Not only lour, Hut twenty unit more; All, oven tliu vllll.111 D.II.M.. Tlioy would not condemn. 1 One of our seniors had an inspiration that nearly finished him. After writing the above ho recovered und is now in ut tendunce at his classes. Much amusement was generated in tlio drill the other day by ono of tlio cadots suddenly changing tho angle which ho made with tho surface of tho earth from 90 to 0. Ho gave as the reason of tho change that lie was unskilled in wearing hoops. Here is an interesting problem for the Calculus class: to prove that a clr cular hoop plus ono boy plus 00 is equal to 0. Our stalwart Sophomore lias drooped his feathers. When ho rang the bell at the Dormitory the other night, it was tho matron who ciimo to tho door. "What do you want, bubbio?" said she, witli a pat. ionizing air. A stuttering explanation that ho bud como for ''one of tho young ladies" made known to the matron her mistake, and as sho wended hor way to tho young lady's boudoir she imurmercd to herself: "TU oaks from little acornn grow; Largo words fnm little SophleH flow!"