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NOTIOU TO SIMISOKIIIKKS AND AI
VliKTISKUS. SubHurlliurH mid AihortlHorc, whovo paper nt
any ttmu full to roach tlium hIioiiIiI promptly
llvo nottco of tlw fuel to tlw HubIiiohs Mnnngur.
Stmlunts ohniiKhiK tliuir mltlrcoH must jlvu no
tlco to tho IIuhIiiuhs Mnungur, 1uforu nny oliungo
ciin In; mnilc.
Hsornl Qews.
Now fiicos abound.
Join one of tho societies.
Susoribo for the Student.
Do you board at the Dormitory?
Read "Tho Royal Path of Life."
United state's bonds The bonds of
matrimoi.y.
Every student should have a copy of
"The Royal Path of Life."
Go to Fox & Struvo's Rook Store for
your Text-books and Stationery.
"Tho Royal Path of Life" would bo a
nice present to a friend.
Students will find all their Text books
at the Rook Store of Fox it Strove.
'The Royal Path of Life" is worthy of
a place in every home.
Fly time is over and students must Hud
some other way in which to practise gost
uies. The fact that tho Fair was in progress
during the llrst week of school made it
dillleull for students to find rooms.
Old student to new; "Will you drink
Hydrogen-Oxide?" Now s.; "No, I'm pay
ing 2.2."). Give me water. '
Blank Rooks, Tablets and Stationary at
tho Rook Store of Fox it Struvo.
Poor out respectable young men can
now safely walk with young ladies past
ice cream saloons. The business is
closed for tho season.
You can't help being pleased with the
Roots and Shoes that Albert 11. Waitt
will soil you, opposite tlto Post Olllce.
Did you see some students at tho Fair
with their faces and shirt bosoms speck
led with soot? They had been taking a
free ride behind the road engine.
Students, wanting any thing in tho line
of photographs, should not fail to call on
Wheat it Drain on the north side ofO St.
between Tenth and Eleventh.
The Profs, are doing good work in in tor.
esting the people of various sections of
tho State. Three of them were out at one
time last week.
Not to omit mention of tho weather al
together we will just state that tho dust
has been very bad, and that a slight rain
Tuesday wi s very acceptable.
The following excuse for a late was
handed to a professor tho other day, "Un.
avoidably detained : mules balked three
minutes." Tho excuse was considered
good.
A now lino of Rorgmann Zephyrs at
the Little Store on Eleventh Street, and
Corsets, Ruohings, Hosiery, Hoop Skirts
and a general stock of Notions at decided
Bargains.
The Psychology class was made happy
by a couple of lectures on Phrenology,
which, requiring no preparation, gave
tliein a rest from the arduous labor attend
ant or. tho studies of the Senior j ear.
Wo suggest that tho authorities have an
aich built over tho chimney on the west
side of the chapel That black Mi oak
down tho wall does not havo u pleasant
ellecl on a person of aesthetic taslos.
Please lay the blame of a hurriedly pre
pared local depaitinont this number upon'
tl'O editors-in-chief. They wrote up their
editorials dining vacation and felt grieved
beonu&o Yo Loea' didn't do tho same.
Consequently wo havo been hurried by
the whole corps, from chiefs to devil.
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