NO. 4.
LOCAL NEWB.
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Road the "Royal Path of Lire."
The Seniors take a ten days' vacation
soon to write up their Commencement or
atons.
Croquet sets have reappeared and
have taken up their legitimate business
of facilitating open air courtship.
The "Union" lias revised its constitu
tion. In its present condition it is a pat
tern of brevity and clearness.
Some of the kickers, after their inter
view with the Chancellor, were, scon going
down street singing "Almost Persuaded."
The student that has to be prompted
it still alive. At last accounts, he was
giving the suienlitic name of the com
mon cat, as "Fulis cat us."
People should be very particular as to
their diet at this part of the season. Veg
ctablus, especially, have a very deleter
ious ciTect on the pocket book.
Prof.: (trying to make a Junior guess
the meaning of Laden, shop;) "What are
there along the sidewalks on O st. V"
Junior, (brightly,) "Peanut shells."
The X St. sewer lias a formidable rival
in the afternoon Chemistry class. If there
is any dilfercnce, the odds have been in
favor of the class for the lat few days.
The books lately purchased for the Un.
iversily library huvu arrived. There are
books on all subjects and in ail languages,
and they form quite an addition to the li
brar .
Will some one risci and explain ? It has
been weighing on our n.iud for a long
time. Was it an elopement, or was it
to "meetin'," or to singing school that Old
Dan Tucker?
Don't FonoET when you want any.
thing in the Grocery line to call on
W. W. English, west 11 St., near N. The
best grades of Tobaccos and Cigars on
hand. Good goods and satisfaction or no
trade.
Before you go down town to buy any
thing, look over the Student to see who
advertise witn us, and trade witli them.
Those who arc liberal enough to patro.
nise our paper certainly deserve our cus
tom. The last Tattler propounded the comtn.
drum "Who are the Juniors?" We found
one in the German class, the other day,
trying lo persuade the Prof that Mantag
is the German name of the first day of
the week.
You will find that it pays to buy Boots
and Shoes of A. II. Waitt.
The University Union will give a so'ci
able Friday evening, April 25th, at the
Union hall. Come out and get. acquaint,
ed with everybody. If there is anything
we especially like, it's a sociable.
"O it's freshly painted is it, why didn't
you say so !"" What's that I stepped on
a lamp chimney?" "Is that my best coat
on the floor?" "Cold din " well, con
found it, what's the use of house-clean,
ing any way.
They say the Seniors occupy two
chairs each. We are not surprised at
tills. What gels away with us, is why
they don't take more, since we are given
lo understand that they elevate their feel
into the chairs.
W went to get a chink the oilier even,
ing a the well, and Oil, what do you
think we saw! A waist and an arm, and
a neck and an arm, anJ, and- , we arc
not going to tell anything about it. On
the well curb, you know. Don't tell.
"The Royal Path of Life" is worthy of
a place in every home.
Frank Paiks and sister, returning from
the wedding the other nigbl, fell oft the
sidewalk into the ditch on lvSlli st. In
view of tint frequency of such accidents,
why can't a wedding bo can led on with,
out any beverage of a more stimulating
character than cnllec or lemonade. Wc
bee no reason why.
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