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About Hesperian student / (Lincoln [Neb.]) 1872-1885 | View Entire Issue (April 1, 1879)
NO. 4. LOCAL NEWB. 80 Road the "Royal Path of Lire." The Seniors take a ten days' vacation soon to write up their Commencement or atons. Croquet sets have reappeared and have taken up their legitimate business of facilitating open air courtship. The "Union" lias revised its constitu tion. In its present condition it is a pat tern of brevity and clearness. Some of the kickers, after their inter view with the Chancellor, were, scon going down street singing "Almost Persuaded." The student that has to be prompted it still alive. At last accounts, he was giving the suienlitic name of the com mon cat, as "Fulis cat us." People should be very particular as to their diet at this part of the season. Veg ctablus, especially, have a very deleter ious ciTect on the pocket book. Prof.: (trying to make a Junior guess the meaning of Laden, shop;) "What are there along the sidewalks on O st. V" Junior, (brightly,) "Peanut shells." The X St. sewer lias a formidable rival in the afternoon Chemistry class. If there is any dilfercnce, the odds have been in favor of the class for the lat few days. The books lately purchased for the Un. iversily library huvu arrived. There are books on all subjects and in ail languages, and they form quite an addition to the li brar . Will some one risci and explain ? It has been weighing on our n.iud for a long time. Was it an elopement, or was it to "meetin'," or to singing school that Old Dan Tucker? Don't FonoET when you want any. thing in the Grocery line to call on W. W. English, west 11 St., near N. The best grades of Tobaccos and Cigars on hand. Good goods and satisfaction or no trade. Before you go down town to buy any thing, look over the Student to see who advertise witn us, and trade witli them. Those who arc liberal enough to patro. nise our paper certainly deserve our cus tom. The last Tattler propounded the comtn. drum "Who are the Juniors?" We found one in the German class, the other day, trying lo persuade the Prof that Mantag is the German name of the first day of the week. You will find that it pays to buy Boots and Shoes of A. II. Waitt. The University Union will give a so'ci able Friday evening, April 25th, at the Union hall. Come out and get. acquaint, ed with everybody. If there is anything we especially like, it's a sociable. "O it's freshly painted is it, why didn't you say so !"" What's that I stepped on a lamp chimney?" "Is that my best coat on the floor?" "Cold din " well, con found it, what's the use of house-clean, ing any way. They say the Seniors occupy two chairs each. We are not surprised at tills. What gels away with us, is why they don't take more, since we are given lo understand that they elevate their feel into the chairs. W went to get a chink the oilier even, ing a the well, and Oil, what do you think we saw! A waist and an arm, and a neck and an arm, anJ, and- , we arc not going to tell anything about it. On the well curb, you know. Don't tell. "The Royal Path of Life" is worthy of a place in every home. Frank Paiks and sister, returning from the wedding the other nigbl, fell oft the sidewalk into the ditch on lvSlli st. In view of tint frequency of such accidents, why can't a wedding bo can led on with, out any beverage of a more stimulating character than cnllec or lemonade. Wc bee no reason why. ummmmmmmmmmmmMmmmmf
