No. 1. LccAii News. 283 One of the Preps, who recently had tin invitation from a young huly of color to give her private lessons in the common school branches, is greatly elated over His new calling. We send the Student to several of the papers of the State and if they will ex change with us the students will have ac cess to these papers in the University reading room, The work of laying gas pipes in the University is completed. Soon the chapel, the society halls, and all the occupied rooms maj' be lighted without endanger ing the building. Scene in Latin class. Prof.: "What does fio mean?" Student: "Pistfight." Prof.: "How do you make that out?" Student opens grammar, and triumphant ly showsio, Jinif. We send copies of this issue to some of the friends of the University through out the State, hoping they may appreciate our eflorts and cheer us up to the extent, of one dollar jw capita. Mr. Halscy Pitch, who was always so faithful at the organ, gave us a call re cently. Mr. Pitch has been teaching mu sic in Omaha for some time; but he thinks of returning to school again. One of our bachelor students had an increase in his family lately. He received two doll babies on the Christmas tree, and some one was considerate enough to furnish a bottlo of milk a very necessary article. Professor Hitchcock's Greek class or ganized in the interest, of the students meets in the Congregational church, 0:80 Sunday morning. Tho'exeroises are made very interesting, notwithstanding the small attendence. Tho first chapel exorcises of this term in Palladian Hall, reminded us of a meet ing of tho Society. Tho class on the rost rum was well represented, and ajll spoke right to the point; pointing us to our les sons for the next day. Mr. Lawrence Fosler, whose comic lomarks were so often heard in the Palla dlnn society, has lately witnessed the crowning event of his life. May the sweetest joys and happiness follow him and his, is the wish of the Student. Why docs that student wear such u melancholy mien Hint snd, hopeless ex. prcsslon? What is it that lacerates his manly breast? Is it tho loss of a. dear friend; or the disappointment of fond hopes? Ah no! it is the wire of his shirt stud. That Soph, whom the Professor thought was annoyed by the sun shining in his face, and the heat of the stove burning his ear, could not be induced to take another seat. Well, he was sit ting on the same seat with the younj ladies. Why isn't some one appointed leader of the singing in chapel? If there were a person to take the lead, then we might all sing together; but as it is now, the singing is miserable, and it is not likely te be any better until something of this kind is done Prank Stadter, professor of fine arts, has portraits of some of the Professors and other citizens, in his studio. The Professor will soon be in his now room. This will prob'ibly be the most finely finished room in the State, of which the University may well boast. Albert Joyce, late of the Omaha Bee, gave us a call not long since. He was on his way to Syracuse, where he will take charge of a paper. Mr. Joyce is one our most energetic young men, and will succeed well as a journalist. The best wishes of the Student attend him. The name '"University Union" has recently been changed back to "Adel phian." This sepms to bo an appropriate change, as Univfcrsity Union conveys the idea of a college society, which is no longer the case, as its members consist of preparatory studonts as well as college students.