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TTii stit f :t flairs was soon learned 1 I
ie C'liann iJnr, and one morning after
Ii.ipcl et-ri isi-a tue fair students were
ifurini'l tl ;it hereatter llicy could not ue
,0 n-fij'tiMi room for the purpose of,
Aym It wasn't the study he objected i
- pint-ii as tin fact that In- fi-lt quite'
iretliit tiiry didn't sttid whih- occupy
, tlif room aforesaid If- too had. hut
: i amiot Ik- lielpnl.
Seem-in History clas. Mr. , ,
I'rof, why wasn't the Popedom hereditn-'
i' n,..t loi.tiii uii i.i. .'i
i "i , -'lull ill;;, l il ill l' nnuii i
I In.-' (Jeneral smile.
There is nothing like being posted.
Uiirn a student i!fl prepared with his',
I'iin, he informs the Prof. Unit this is the
'If r.ir," and his excuse is accepted.
Yosiiig man sends u note to young lady
-clian -res his mind, rushes down by the'
High School and recalls the messenger.)
Tliey 1. hears of it, and would like an'
I'P'Ht unity to him. Fact.
The gentlemen of t uc military depart
input hive invested their surplus nickles
in ammunition, with which they propose
to do -nine target shooting. We may oon
exteit tii hear of some wonderful marks-1
man-hip, or else that they have hotthem-!
stive-
It is not our business to criticise our
exchange, yet wo wish to remark that if
the local editor of the Heaom would spend
t i'ltle mote of his time in finding college
e. instead of writing sickly jokes on
the "Frcshies," his paper would he greatly
improved.
-Prof. Hitchcock's Uiblc class meets
every Sunday.at 0:15 A. M., at the Congre
stimuli Church. These meetings are both
profitable and interesting. The lessons
are taken from the epistle of St. Paul to
li'- Romans. Students are cordially in.
v''"d to attend.
'I intend to explode," the Professor
''I. There was a blight ieterruption he
didn't explode, but some of the class came
"Mr doing so. Thou he went on to say:
I intend to explode some gases, ami de-
s re your attention " It was only on auk
w ril pait-e, aiidiit serious result followed
The Cadets have organized a social
club, with the following officers: Presi
dent..! II. Worley : Vice Presidents. Frank
Park. J.O. Sturdevant; Secretary, D. II
Wheeler: Treasurer. N. Vedder; Sergeant
at-Arm. J A. Keith. The Club will bold
their first reception next Fiiday evening
All students are united.
Those who are indebted to the Sui
knt will plea?e bear in mind Unit it take
money to buy ink ami paper That's all
we need of the "stamps." Our typos do
their work for glory, and our Business
Manager is the son of wealthy parents, but
it takes lucre to get printing done. For
this reason we make this request of those
in arrears.
The Palladians have the question of
order dow n to a tine point. Not long ago
the President requested that all applause
be withheld hereafter, and now the per
formers are greeted with profound silence
at the close of their etVorts. One poor
fellow who was so reckless as to scratch
his head during the exercise the other
evening, was unceremoniously hustled
out by the Sergeant-nt-arui. and remained
out to repent his rashness.
In ono of our western colleges a Pi of
interrogated an apt scholar as follows:
Pror. "What is your name?"
Student. "Sainivel Xlekola Brown."
Pi-of. "What a trite epiesi,. How
old are you ?"
Student. "Seventeen when Dad went
to the war."
Prof. "Too boyish and entirely too
trite."
Student. Anything else trite!"
A slight earthquake shock was fell in
this city a few days ago. Sonic of those
in the University at the time, thought the
building wa5 going to fall, and made- a
hasty retreat. The flight of two of the
Profs, was most precipitate, and they were
in more danger of breaking their necks in
their attempts to get down stairs than they
were of being injured by the fallirgof Un
building. The shock was onlr of a mm
ules duration, and there was little i.uise
for being, alarmed
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