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LOCAL NEWS
Good morning.
Frcah home-made candies made dai
ly at Tomson and Webster, 11th St.
If you have to send regrets buy some
of that regret note paper at Tomsen and
Webster, 11th St.
"What arc the wild waves saying?"
Well, really, we can't call it to mind just
now, Oh, yes; now we have it Let us
spray.
One of the boys from Otoe county
has been sold out at sheriff's sale that is,
the sheriff down there has got away with
his girl.
A young Soph received a severe chas
Usement from his landlady recently, for
dampening the ashes in his stove with
salt water.
The first "beautiful snow" of the sea
sou made its appearance on the 7th hist.
We haven't reeicved any poetry on the
subject nor do we want any.
"Professor, aren't the Teutons som-'
kin to the Germans," asked a young la
dy in the English Literature class, recent
ly. The Profs leply was not audible in
the merriment that followed.
Nearly all the members of the High
School class of '77 are beginning their
woik where they left oil", by taking up the
University course. They are good stu
dents, and we welcome them heartily.
That Senior, who asked the company
of a lady student to the Palladian Socia.
ble and failed to fulfill his engagement,
can either make an apology oj stiller the
fullest extent of the law a lawyer's foot.
Students who have a keen appreein.
Hon or the beautiful in art should step
"round to this oillce and buy some uf
those nice chromo we have on hand, and
Use them in tuMfully deeoralilig tlu.jr
loom-,.
-Count. i kit si.uoo i,jis un. ,11MN J,,
uruil.,ti..n, an.l we wain students to be
Vomi,
careful how they take them in chain
Wc have sent ours on to the treasury de.l
panmeni to tie examined, and anxiously
await the result.
n iieu me local cuiior Inula you, and
x,.wv.n.j j.io niigci imu an iiuerrogaliuii
point, it means that he wants to see you,
ami hiul out whether you "know am
thing." Small items thankfully icccivul.
and larger ones in proportion.
The merchants of Lincoln have
extended quite a liberal advertising pal
ronage to the Student. You will alwajs
find it an advantage to purchase of nun
who are willing to invest a fair share uf
their profits in printer's ink
Plato used to remark that above even,
thing else, he loved to hear the truth
Plato ought to come around to this iustitu
tiou and read some of the excuses made
by studeuts who did not wish to join the
millitary drill. Wc feel certain that he
would enjoy himself.
Election diy passed off quietly, and
nobody was hurt. "Scratching" wacuu
siderably indulged in, and very .. w "plain
unvarnished" tickets were pulled. Many
students regaled themselves, at thee.peiM
of some candidate, with the only cigar
they will have duringlhe term.
New desks have been furnMied iv
several of the professors, and other addi
tions made to their rooms, which are very
convenient. So it is that the University
is gradually improving in minor puiuK
as well as having some of its more glar.
ing defects substantially lemeiliil.
The base ball season has closed, ami
now the muscular youth of our country
are no longer in danger of being disfiguml
for life. Many a brave boy who lacnl
hot "liners" on the ball field will w
contents himself witli the lev. ilaiigerom
but equally exciting game of seven-up or
draw poker.
Students desiring to Imiuiw prefi'
ient in the art of drawing .md painting
all its various departmc nts hae now wV
oppoitunity. Prol FiaukMadter isprc
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