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CLIPPINGS.
"GUcs, can you conjugate 'behaves' V"
" Bohavcs behooves beehives be "
"See, hero! You can go uml stand in the
corner." Ex.
Two Freshmen were seen the oilier
night gluing In pensive silence at the
moon, when one was heard to exclaim,
"Oh, how I wisli that I had studied Bota
ny." Ex.
An Iowa editor says, willi giatitudo:
" Wo have received a basket of line grapes
from our friend , for which ho u ill
please accept our compliments, some of
which are nonrly-two inches in diameter."
Scene Lady, reciting history, wan
ders from her topic. Professor, who is a
bachelor, says : " Now youv'o changed to
another man. He constant." Lady blush
cs; class smiles audibly. Lawrence Colle
gian. Some time since the President visited
one of the students on Sunday, and find
ing him studying, remonstrated with him;
whcicupou the student said, "Dr., doesn't
tho Bible say if your ass falls into a pit
on the Sabbath day, you should pull him
out?"
" Yes," said the Dr., "but mustn't fall
into the pit every Saturday night." .c.
A student thus describes his efforts to
attract the attention of u young lady the
other evening at a reception, and his sue
cess: "I performed a slight oscillation of
my cephalic appendage in fiducial expec
tancy of witnessing a reciprocal manifes
tation of affability on tho part of the ius
thctic cynosure of my obeisance, but was
intensely discommoded in the sensitive re.
gion of my psychological entity by the
consiousness that my attempt at congeni
ality was not appreciated, as tho fair form
refused to make a perceptible delleclion
from a vertical posture of rigid inilcxibil
ity." Argosy.
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