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SCISOU WOKK.
He was new student. A few stray
lmlrs upon his lip attested the fact Hint he
waschgligcd in a deadly struggle with a
mustache. He went into a variety store
on 0 street, and said to the proprietor:
"Have you Charles Itcadc's 'Lost. Heir?"
"No, I Imve'nt," replied the storekeeper.
"But," he continued, "I've got something
that will make thnt mustache of yours
start out like hulls in spring time."
Students' 'Fun. A professor, a teacher
of German, was once very much disturb
ed by a bench full of Juniors.
At last, in his despair, he exclaimed,
"Thnt bench vill leave the room and vill
stay outside."
Whereupon the young rascals carried
out tho :bcnch, and left it outside and
blandly returned to other scats.
"No, no," s:id the professor, "I do no!
mean that, I mean the young men vill go
out and the bench vill return."
So the young men brought back the
bench and sat on it, as though this wuj nil
thut could reasonably be expected ol
them.
Another professor who was tlxo pink of
propriety, was sadly disconcerted in the
midst of a lecture upon E-imund Spencer
by a dozen rough and spor'ing characters,
who came into the room without knock.
Inp, wllli ull manner of dogs to sell."
Finally one man let tli cat out of the
bag (If wn may use such nn expression lii'
a dog story,) by presentinv a dirty scrap
of paper, which read as follows:
"Wanted A Dog: any breoJ will an.
swer; highest price pnlit for mongrel
pups. Apply to Professor , room No.
2, - University. Brl r, tho dogs be
twj'cn tho hours of ten an olr.von.'
On another occasion, th same profess
.i .said tor. .student who had blundered
terribly through n recitation;
"lIo far are you offfr m a fool?"
"I suppo.se," replied the student, mens
tiring tho distance between himself ' a'nrl
Miti professor's table, "about ucven feet
and a liHlf."
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