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THE HESPERIAN STUDENT.
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(For Hip Honporlnii Btttdont.)
Smitur' Oriu.
(TlMo, An '1 l.iinxSyiio.
Come '' - I " . - nil iiiitli.
Tit H " M in1 our ways,
,ei in ii'ii li iikI- .Hi') hi'itri to-uljght,
In .mi .inn hi i pnuii.
In oil' ' i 'i li" '- "i iii'.
Co ii i mil li mil" mid heart to-ultflit.
111 urn iiimllii i - 'iil"H'.
Cmiir "Htiuk Mustache" ami "Cliliuicre
li i. -Wo
1 1 i I'M- our olmliln full;
Wc'n' ili nil tin- deal, lookup uJack,
lnt oik h'Ti-il ulli'i all.
(lot i-ii'lu'i il iilloi nil
Wf'ir P'lrk.'d Uio tli. k look up ii Jack,
Clot enehorod after nil.
We've duped the I'ror-.nnilnHppoil thoruloc
lluxx moiU'tt. jet liow nine,
' 1' i iiiMii-jo tint wo mlmiild oem llku fools,
In oilioi poop!o' 0.V0".
In hi In ' peopli'"n eye-,
'Ti h nnuro thai wo hlioiild soein an mule.
In oilior people' oje
We'll mooi in M-cret. xm ami cwoar
'I'n ilrop oik'Ii oiirnod mini,
lit) i or iiiipio.iudii'od Miall daro
To iIm' oiu clique :ili(l clan.
To inn t oin i-liiiio mid olau.
Who iinroorodly will tare
To unriiiio our clan.
Like pondlo dog with shilling curl",
A- oat that whine and mow.
We'll talk ihu matter to tho girl,
And thoj will say mi too.
And lho will -ay en too.
We'll go and talk It to the girl-,
And I hoy will nay m too.
Hut -oon commencement day will como,
And wo will have to go;
Then oor the lisiruin we will roam,
And orow , and crow, mill crow,
And rriiw. and crow, and orow,
Then wo will o"or the rostrum roam,
And crow, and crow, and crow.
And lollege time- will pans away
A" i liiibowe rroin the ky,
And glnoinx cloud will idmdo the day
That wait In l and by.
That waitu In by and lv.
And cloud and Mono will ccoiirge the day,
Thai wait In by and by.
HKSOUKCKS.
Hills receivable
Aok u owl edged indebtedness of
Former business manager
1 -10
15 115
Total 1 W
Excess of liabilities over rnsourccs 122 8.)
The above figures together with tho re
port published in the Dec. number of the
Studknt, are a summary exposition oi
the business transactions of the Associa
lion since June 1, 1875; and in submitting
the same allow mo to express my regard
for the confidence reposed in me by plac
ing in my hands the ilnancial interests of
the Studknt.
Thanking tho citizens of Lincoln for tho
uniform courtesy rccoived at their hands,
and bespeaking a like reception for my
successor, T am
Your obedient servant,
II. ILWiwojj.
THE LOCAL AT VOUK AMONG OUH
EXCHANGES.
Final Report of (he Uumuchs
Milliliter to the Hesperian Stu
dent Association.
FINANCIAL IIKI'OHT OK TIIK 1JUS1NKSS OF
THIS IIKSI'HKIAN STI'DKNT FUO.M DIJC.
MTU, 1875, TO JAN. llTH, 1870.
INDHIJTKD.NICSS, DEC. 11, 1875.
ToC. W. Miotics, on account, (Hi 50
To G. E. Howard, on account, 00
To Stale Journal Co., back account, ur) 00
Total Indebtedness, Doc. 1.1,1875, 151 50
iiuoKM'TS FitoM nice. Mtii, 1875, to jan.
Utii, 1S70.
Total Not I Com.
From Dalatioo 1 85
From cub, by Htudcnt". 6 8J3
Fmiii hiiIip 1 1' othoiH. 11 DO
From adxetti-eiiient. IB K
Net I
1 85
6 WW
0 01
ti! TO.-.
r.s 8
5S6
i M
I 7 IB
Total receipt mi IB .IS 8 7 r,'i
DlsUUllSKMKN'TS KltO.M DKC. 14, 1875, TO
jn. Utii, 170.
Paid C. W. Rhodes forsotting type
on Dec. !Ni.,
Paid State Journal Co. for printing
Dec. No.
Paid For carry ing forms and mail
ing, Paid ('. W. Rhode on back ac
count, Paid G. E. Howard on back ace,
Paid incidental expenses
22 00
1(1 !)5
4 00
1:5. 00
1 00
!I7
Credited by balance (in postage st'p.j 01
JNDBHTKDNESS JAN. 11, 1870.
To C. W. Rhodes, on account
To G. E. Howard on account
To State Journal Co. ou account
58 80
52 (10
52 00
H5 00
Total indebtedness Jan. 11, 1870, 1!3!) 00
Reduction of indebtedness during
the month 14 00
California has a poet named "Guss
away," and he does it. Ex.
Tho new boat house at the Yale navy
cost $ 15,000. Central Collegian.
Who wore the most intemperate peo.
pie in tho Bible? Tho Git-titos. Ex.
Bequests etc. Girard College cost the
largo sum of $2,000,000. Central Colle
lian. How Patrick proposes to get over his
single blessedness. By proposing to
Bridge-it University Reporter.
Tho new library building at Brown
University is to cost $30,000, and to have
a capacity for 140,000 volumes. Central
Collegian.
The yearly tuition at Dartmouth is
$70; at Brown, $85 ; at Williams, $00 to
$05; at Amherst $100; at Yale, $140: at
Harvard, $150. tf.r.
A young lady was heard saying that
the new sewing machine was like a kiss,
"because," bho blushingly added, "because,
you see, it scomx so good! Ex.
A student who has studied astronomy,
says that tho dilVorenco between fixed stars
and shooting stars is, that tho lirst are nous
and the second darters. Ex.
"It's i poor rule that wont work both
ways," and so a Senior applied nitric acid
to his hands to takoolT ammonia hydrate.
He thinks it works several ways. Era.
A young mother down town says that
if Solomon had seen her George AVash-
ington set down on her fall bonnet he
would never have said there was "no new
thing under the sun." Ex.
"1 would advise you to put your head
in a dye-tub, it's rather red," said a joker
lo a sandy-haired boy. "I would advise
you to put yours into an oven, its rather
soft," said Jack. Ex.
A young lady was hoard saying that
the new sowing machine was just like a
kiss, " because," she blushingly added,
" because, you see, it seomx so good ! "
Dartmouth.
Prof. Swing, of Chicago; Mr. McCul
lough, Mo.; and Hon. Curl Shurtz, Mo.,
have boon elected judges of next year's
collegiate contest for tho State of Illinois.
-Ex.
If any of our exchanges are inclined
to grow merry over tho typographical or.
rors that formed so conspicuous a part of
our hint number wo respectfully toll him
to go to tho "devil" for he alone is responsible.-
-Rmnmiian.
Here Is a Soph's idea of a literal trans
lation of the following .sentence: Werdon
Slo oin Buch Papier odcr oin Hies Papier
kaufonV Will you buy u paper box oi a
rico paper? Union College Record.
Self-made Individuals, who ridicule
the college graduates as helpless and use
less, should look at Ary, a recent gradu
ate of Yule, who is earning $!l,000 per an
num as a professional base-ball pitcher.
Central Collegian.
A young man employed on Commerce
Street is six foot eight inches high, and
weighs a trille over a hundred pounds.
They judge by his appetite that ho is
hollow clear down, and think of amputat
ing one foot and using him for a stove
pipe. Ex.
One Senior mixes his profanity and
Christianity. In the recitation in Christ
ianity and Greek Philosophy, the other
morning, he remarked rather excitedly,
"Yo Gods, boys, he's coining to my name.
D n it hand me my Christianity."
Chronicle.
Hotter than gold is a thinking mind
That la tho realm of books can ilnd
A treasuru Hiirpaytdng Australian oro,
And llvo with tho groat and good of yoro.
The HiigeV lore and tho poetV lay,
The glories of empires paod away;
The world' groat drama will this unfold,
And yield a pleasure better than gold. A'.
Out of the thirty-llvo Vassal- college
girls who had studied Latin, Greek,
French, music, drawing, botany, astrono
my, geology, mineralogy, and the rest of
the ologies, for five or six years, twenty
seven married poor men and have to do
their own housework. Ex.
Scone, an examination. Tutor sees a
mysterious a"d suspicious lookin g paper
fall to the floor. He also sees a chance to
distinguish himself. Cautiously lie ad
vances to tho attack and captures the paper.
He reads: "Sold again." Dartmouth.
An old sailor passing through a grave
yard saw on one of the gravestones "I still
live." It was too much for Jack, and
shifting his quid lie ejaculated, "Well I've
heard say that there was cases in which a
man may lie, but if I were dead I'd own
it."
A man in North Carolina who was
saved from conviction for horse stealing
by the powerful plea of his lawyer, after
his acquittal by the jury, was asked by the
lawyer: "Honor bright, now Bill, you did
steal that horse, did n't you V" "Now
look-a-hcro, judge," was tho reply, "I al
lers did think I stole that boss, but since
I hearn your speech to that 'ore jury, I'll
be dogoned if 1 aint got my doubts about
it." Ex.
While Mr. G was driving on
Maumeo street recently, his horse became
seriously frightened at a newspaper in tho
street. Soon aftor Mr. G was observed,
by a Junior, tilling his horse's manger
with old papers, magazines, etc. Upon be
ing Interrogated as to his purpose in so do
ing, he replied, " O, my horse was brought
up in the country, and has not much of a
literary taste." Adrian College liecordor.
"Study is labor in a gold mine, whore
toil extracts tho rich motal, but sense and
judgmont enable us to enrich ourselves
therefrom. For many sook for gold and
And it, but few husband It with care; and
many acquire knowledge by study, but few
uso that knownedgo with discretion
enough to insure respect on earth and
everlasting happiness." Th- Denison
Collegian.
President Porter, of Yulo College, re
contly gave the following laconic advice
to the students, iu the course of an extend
ed address: " Don't drink. Don't chow
Don't smoke. Don't swear. Don't deceive
Don't read novels. Don't marry until you
can support n wife. Bo earnest. Be self.
reliant. Be generous. Bo civil. Head
the papers. Advertise your business. Make
money and do good with It. Love God
and your follow men. Ex.
The Tyro editors say "they wouldn't be
surprised IF Vasscr and Yale wore to be
united some day, and the Vasscr girl in
neat calico apron would study From the
same book with the Yale boy with thirteen
hairs in his moustache, nnd a wild poetic
eye." If such a state of atlalrs should ex
ist, we would envy the Yale boy but pity
the Vasscr girl.
A man in North Carolina who was
saved from a conviction for horse stealing
by tho powerful plea of his lawyer, after
his acquittal by tho jury, was asked by the
lawyer: "Honor bright, now Bill, you
did steal that horse, didn't you?" "Now
look a-horo, judge," was the reply, "1
allors did think I stole that boss, but since
I hearn your speech to that 'ore jury, I'll
be dogoned if I aint got my doubts about
it." Ex.
Bo thankful for common as well as
uncommon mercies. A minister was once
speaking to a brother clergyman of his
gratitude For a merciful deliverance lie
had just experienced. "As I was riding
hero, today," said ho, "my horse stumbled
and enme very near throwing me from n
bridge where the fall would have killed
me, but I escaped unhurt."
Said the other, "as I rode here today my
horse did not stumble at all." Wcxtmins
tcv Monthly.
-One of the young ladies of Syracuse
University is sull'oring from a severe at
tack of the small pox. A number of oth
ers are in quarantine, having exposed
themselves to this loathesome disease by
kissing the patient before her condition
was known. Of course this lias no con
nection with tho Fact that the gentlemen
oF the Institution are anxiously watching
their symptoms from day to day and re
stricting themselves in regard to diet.
Ex.
Education implies something more
than cultivation of intellectual faculties
alone. It must develop, quicken and re
fine the whole being before its aims are
fully realized. To bo an educated man is
not simply to be a scientist, a historian, or
a philosopher, but to bo a true man, true
to self, true to humnnity, true to God.
Lot your educators remember that in cul
tivating the mind, at the expense of moral
character, tlioy build a beautiful palace
upon treacherous sand. Moral character
must underlie and give tons all t:ue edu
cation. A dr 'an College Recorder.
Prof. Olney, of Michigan University,
is strictly in favor of denominational col
logos. He thinks their slow develop
ment is an argument in their favor, and
that it Is not difllcult to defend them on
tho score of economy on the ground of
tho influence they exort in creating aiul
keeping alive a public sentiment among
tho masses in favor of higher education
on account of the amount of work done,
the numbers educated on account of the
closeness of compact and more Intimate
relations which exist iu them between
teachers and pupils, and hence, of their
power to mould and develop character
Central Collegian.
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