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THE HESPERIAN STUDENT.
8
SOCIETY ELECTIONS.
l.MHKS' UTKUAUY PXMOX.
At it special mooting hold on tho 151th
lint, the Allowing oillcors wuro elected
for the winter torin:
President.
Vice President,
Secret an,
Treasurei.
CMiorisU'i.
lh, r.
.lonnlo Field
Lillio Alexander
Clara Hurr
Mary Daniiow
Phume Westover J
Ada Univ
which was furnished hy Mint's Nobles,
Montgomery, Murker and others, and was
one of tho most enjoyable parts of the
evening's ontortalnmont.
Financial SI opart.
TIIK LOCAL AT WORK AMONG OUH
EXCHANGES.
FINANCIAL UICPOltT OK THIS lUslNr.ss
MANAOIilt OK TltK HUSPHHIAN sTC-
DHNT K1IOM JINK 1, 187il TO OB-
CBMIIBU 14, 187-1.
lot ill
TOTAL INIl5llTKINKSs.H.SK 1, 187."l
Wo understand that tho passed a roso- r r. W M.o.u - ni.il Hen. K. Howard for
.' . . . ... ivitlilUliliur tlio lleMioriiin.
lilt on that the ollicor- elect propaio !" -. .,.., J.-t .t.ttiriml fn. nrr nrlntlu!: flncurrctl
formanco for tho tl.M Friday of ... x Jai-ghler ftr ne. mefe Ar ..lllce. IS
torn. Till-, we think, is a good idea and ( y. KfimuAy. c.irr.xhi forms (1 00
doe- not leave the first mealing to chance
or Impromptu exorcises
iwi.i.viu n.
At a special meeting hold on the Sih
hist., the following otlieois wore elected to
serve the en-ulng term:
President,
I'otnl liiilolitedni' .lime 1-t, fTo, INT-JO
Ul.CKUMs KHOM .It'NK 1 TO DKC. 11, 187.").
From advertl-wii'iUs In Sta.
Vol. I, No-, it. T,s, !),
From ilotintton.
From m,1 by -tudui.t-From
.l) by oilier
Vice President,
Hoc See ,
Cor soc
Tn is.uer,
CliorUtoi.
Hi-toiiaii.
lslni.
President,
Vice President,
Kci See .
Cor cc .
Tn i-'irer,
1 Pistol ian,
Chnrisu-j,
Critic.
Marshal,
E P. Holmes
Miss.losii- Scott I
.1. M. Worlev
Tot nl Net
101 iSO itl 87
SO 'ii -M '
is no in A7
Nl 05 W 1 1
105 111 I7 04
Total lti-ct'lpt-
OlMll'IIMiMKNTS K1IO.M JL'XB 1 '
CBMIIBU 14, lS7i
Miss I'lindie Westover Pnlil t W Rhode on nrromit
i i' in... ... Pnlil tnt. -ioiinml I'm for .irlut line.
.1 r I Hilton p(j t, K linedx on ni-coiuit,
F W. Hohmann ;') ." wb ttm.
Paid ftir -mi l.uierx iiml iioMiige.
A N . Meld Paid for ImliU-iilal-.
i i' i' m i-. .... PiittUuii K ll.ixximloii ncfoiiiH.
.1 r. h. McKesson ..wllUl,,b itHltuic.
VOlul.l'IIIAN. Toml (U-biir-eiiH.iil phi-llaltince
Aliee r-rost j inobiitkonkss okc. 14, 187ii,
.1. F Cornell I To t. w m,0(i,.s n,i t;c. k. llmxnrd on
Com Thomas ' account.
v nn i iimuo. To SlnUt jonrI1l, iom,mnv .. accoiiut.
.'IJlVU'l UIIIUll i
Total imtpbtimiii .
Com.
10 13
1 SI
10 01
ii 87
ni:-
A lady student recently, by a bold
vegetable metaphor, called a Collegian a
,'dbbitnr-hcatl Said Collegian who has
eleotro-chemical proclivities takes com
foil In the thought that likes lopul.
rhetor inn Aryoy.
--.lust as Simpson wit" going to his place
of business on Matunee street, tho other
morning, his wife received a telegram
stating that her mother was dead, when
this dialogue took place:
" Mr. Simpson, you cannot go to work
this, morning, your mother-in-law is dead."
"My dear, it will bo impossible for mo
to leave my business to-day."
" Why, Mr. Simpson, how will it look ;
only think, your dear mother-in-law will
be buried tc-morrow, and you working up
to the last minute?"
"Can't help it, my dear, business ueforo
plea-iii o, always." Adrian Itecordcr.
78 00
The following Is an extract from n
late recitation in hislors. .
Prof.: With what nation did the Christ,
ian religion originate?
Student: The Greek.
Prof.: Who was Its author?
Student hesitates, but being prompted
answers .leans Christ.
Prof.: In what part of Greece wus.lu,
Christ born ?
Student: In Habylon.
Student number t o now takes the He.,r
Mr , with what people did the Christ
ian religion originate?
Student: With the Pluunieians, sii
Prof.: Are you sure?
Student: Yes, sir.
Prof.: Well, who was the author of the
Christian religion
Student: Jesus Christ.
Prof : Then Jesus Christ was a Plui?
nician? That will do, sir. Turyum
One of the editors of the Iteiinr tne,
a classmate on the street the other din
who was transporting a small nuhulcon
A ministerial student, when asked to
71 so ( preach to a certain congregation, consent, on a wheelbarrow, and remarked tli.it a- a
pJoi! ed, but upon n moment's retlection added traveling musician he ought to luu- n
3n i-'H.v Jingo! I shall have to write a new j monkey. He was somewhat taken aback
5oo sermon. 1 liava preached mine once to by the reply, "That's so, wot.'t you conic
1 sr, ;
lTnot
them." Kx.
j along?"
-Kx.
W. E. Stewart
G. E. Howard
Onrrio Holt
Harvey Ciilbeitson
V. M. IjHintiorloi.
On motion, the .lllcer elect were np
I Hear the words of the incipient poli- j We learn that a German chemist has
'tician of the AVest: succeeded in making a tirst rate brand
mini! uAi:ain you behold Kainine.or Pestilence, lout of saw dust. We are friends to the
.1! .hovering in the horizon, about to over- temperance movement and want it to stir
151 M,! shadow the nation with her sable pinions i coed, but what chance will it have when
All of which is respectfully submitted. i whose fatal shadow lingers death. Once ,n man can take a rip-saw and go out anil
II. H. U.SOX. more you behold the people bleeding and 'get drunk on a fence rail? Ex.
si-MMAitY ; groveling beneath the heel ol Oppression,; This is the way 'thev have at Vass.ir
Approximate summary of the receipts ,v.ile le-al murder stalks throu-Mi the' ,,-.,, rrimt. ,,. ,, , , ,..,.
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and expenditures taken fiom the accom-, huul threau-iiiiisr all who murmur with in.
ing girl, upon whom the artists of the in
,. . ' paining report of the Hii-iiic Manager. ' i..i uVnih llnnrum tuiUnt ,. . .- -.i i . . .-
poimeil to furnisli the literan eeirists v . , , ,-.f n.. , "tain, iimpoi mn of uueiii. stitution practice with burnt cork until n
for Hi. tirs. mectiim ol next term KuHmlit'lm" ' 171 is Give him room according to his strength. m3sai,ie mustache has been produced
-Tie men.H-rs of ih Liulie- I.,., ran iWan... ' , M -imiiif .lr.vir. .Second. The delusion is n.rth.-r li.i-hl
1 .... .x. a s.Ki .1 on ih. .u-nmaol il.". Slmuinir Unit fm tin .hl tmii .w.-J, ' nre glml to set- you have room in .,1 by a liberal us,- of male attire, ...id
&1 i . wliieli wu- ilainli Hie tin. -t .it- the p iji. i li.i-. beeii s,. -iippniliiig
fiii .1 lie kind i Iiim- allui.l. .1 l..i Total in. b liU'dnes i.i s, ,,,1, t -it.iM
mi l i.. l .., n.,.1 tin "shin .n.nr.ipriiM -i lul liii
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lltiw vx ,- , impi.i.,i. nun pk.u uui. ... T..I.I .ml. t.i.dn.ss Jim. . ts;-,, l.-iij vo
t, . i.. i 'In in ti- iii. x :t-s. iiiLl. 1 at all Hiow uii! .i liertVn in x l 71
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your columns for something besides sport- M0 ,,.v nrc ,.(mh. fr i,llHm,.,s olir
1ng news, n .end Adxneale And think it
would have been well it jou bad cojiied
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fcjftulree l!tsilrt thinks of it
In the IIicpBitiN Stpiip.nt we llnd
several readable articles The "Ineen-
lives tu Political Action " is i-.pi'ci;tllx
i;.iod.
The following Is the latest purrot stm
we have beard : A parrot kept in a private'
readers ill pli-a-e xlr ix on their n -p.
ive iiniirinaliniis f.u tin rest Kx
The HksI'khi x.n Siudkm whnli
makes such frantic endnivors to be . ill. 1
a literan journal, and cuts sm-h w- .a.
antics in its Pu-nl ci.luini.s. i the mil
paper Ih.-it .leiHTVi- ceiis.ire tiot.i .ill il
exchanges. In u reeent is5tn-, in jt ! , al
column il.eri' can be fmind this si.k. wvz.
onrnsrrMiili " A st-nior boy hi -n k- it
Yt n lx xlt heii.
lamlly, b -ome iink.mwii means pb-ked ftlly cents a d..en. wc.im '-m t.x..
Cui'siii" n Hue An.
Ho i)0 "l1 'he balm of swntring. This was c
eeediiih disl ulel'nl to lis ..xxnerx, and to
, lUiehim tbf.x always duekiil dim in cold
vNrtter when iln-v heartl him swenr, and af
H-.w iln Itl-hx.p U aide i.. curM- the .r ,.;U , j' n,PM. submersions lie wni
ffr. e . . m xx hi I iiilninl is buried. j,l.te. d hx, iln-lire to dr Om-uo oexaslon
,rii". .-' h h hi. trifi. puHes a go.nl w(v i. pirrnt had been piiiiUhet!, the
iu-oi ..iik.- Hi-ax t lring I., mind ,ay chaneed to be r.ii iv, and everal Mule
111. ! nls uial 111 ll-Mi Hie niMinli ol lnon ,.,l,.L.iiiK l,, I, ,1,1 1 i. .-..u.rl.i ! tl... . ......
,. i -i .1 . tn 4 Kim now ii siriiek others, out wli.n hi
, ,n,,ll eur-..l h.1 be caUrpl liars and Mlliwi.r ,.. ,,nilirhI t)lv !.... ,,d ,,. (1 M(.kU ,, ,..,, ,, ullh
n. ldm.ee In Hss ,,, l Mcar- . ,,,, h . n. t (lr !Ul, ,,
A,,,.,n mm,,,.,...., ih, p.,r,-l, pne,:- .,,,, IMrr, ,,, - .hi.ken, for a f. w what els,-,. SnuKX. I. ul to sax
,j. ,,.,. wx,l-.(,aM' tlosr r.,v ,ge-. inouuIlls , wU,,Wt ,, .,. 1TnHkl,,
i.i.l ,.. cmiummaic. them. In Ul br I ., - P(Mr ,iu,, llamn tIllllgb. ,H.,n 8tt(W J,,,,,,, r XUra.k. and .-
Grand tear ol alence cited the cater ! j.,.r w, , ' '
.!,,..... i.i... r..-. .:.., ,r gmhoppered L niveisiiy ; but it l.x iln
jmii.iii. i. an-,ii wi.in jiiiii iiii ii mi iii
then Mi i.vi- xx ashing, ihcs tlii'in l"i
ntgs." We all upon ..in eeli.ni. -end
west to -tan- honestl) if i!u . i ,
in ar illege piinl, ii.i a low-lix. .1 i. mj.i
at vi. Hid iIh Sttoknt s.ip(i .. n
idilor, us he lead (hut, would In .. ...K !
say thai the Sri'liKNT was tb Iln. i;
AVr ol College .loin lulls W '1 ii'
kindh as.ijrini.l tlti.ll louu&el for theii de.
t. n-x . Old, a- tlnx did imt apjM-ai. pro
i usiisl ag-tiiisi and eeutencttJ them, in
(tunifiiiut. t clear out of hi- vliH-e-,
.. m ... i. . .limn' of :ui arch, and iui
ox. rili- Hon. ofther.wtmm and lacing Hiring ihelllh ii nturj 7 similar judg
., siLiNMiiliil bv a ci.nl w.i- the ,m,,,s S " . 'll"""l'".
Welt on.. " also work, d in ,m- re ,s,u.-U. In the 1Mb century a judge
im . ....tnm,ili.K' sii-iKUil f KaUtoe eondeinul and bu,gel a sow-
tin i
word
preen
t.l in tlm centre
of the room, but owing fur killing -''J
G K .
to mii natural bashfulncss we were afiaid j r . .
iniiiii iiiiiiiiiu". ,. . i A sopl.omoie being asked in Bilil.-
i., look in that direction, so cm i glvt-, m ,,-, w , AU(n Hl,a Ku. (Hti afu f
partivliirs. Wiat we like liest. we kTp fating Uio truit, blandlv nnswered, slid
to the last; that 1& the case with the music i down the live, sir"' Ax
Pr .fes-or in Political Econoin . ii.iortion of this and others of a like
Mr F will jitu plea-e mi-minii. from eharacier, It could ni.h sutif it- r il r-
oui own exiK-rienco. -some ol iho-. nrti and insure their upio.i. we advise tint.
iles whose prices are increased 1, the for the be.iellt of it- i-aKtern ee,ai.jiN
llevenue lax while the xvages of the pro. thcM- paragraphs he carefully mark'd.
dueer remain the sum some eo.nn.odi that thc nmy be passed over without be
t wiMi which urn are ram. liar" in-.' lead The Stidknt might then t.ik'
Ir. F, (In a moment of unguarded in- jan average place among our exch.mgi
spiratioil), " Iiquoi." j hnerrnet ( 'nltryvm.
Prof., "That is correct, sir" i Poorb.i, he h.is ii ljml. We would
Since that fatal conunital F has hud 'advise hU'fiiemU, if Im has any, to shaw
a iienslve, pm-ti.-al look in his ,.v,. and an ' h.s head, boak his, foot in a sfr.mg solution
.,.,, ,. . . . ' .,, ol caibolic acid, and put him in his lilth'
-utdertono ot mlcss , h.s xo.ce.-C.'. jlmi. UluU.,. ,his xrmynmi ,H. I11IIV r,,v.
i'lf jer. if his socks are kept out of the room
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