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.iTi.iiamiv A THE HESPERIAN STUDENT. 8 SOCIETY ELECTIONS. l.MHKS' UTKUAUY PXMOX. At it special mooting hold on tho 151th lint, the Allowing oillcors wuro elected for the winter torin: President. Vice President, Secret an, Treasurei. CMiorisU'i. lh, r. .lonnlo Field Lillio Alexander Clara Hurr Mary Daniiow Phume Westover J Ada Univ which was furnished hy Mint's Nobles, Montgomery, Murker and others, and was one of tho most enjoyable parts of the evening's ontortalnmont. Financial SI opart. TIIK LOCAL AT WORK AMONG OUH EXCHANGES. FINANCIAL UICPOltT OK THIS lUslNr.ss MANAOIilt OK TltK HUSPHHIAN sTC- DHNT K1IOM JINK 1, 187il TO OB- CBMIIBU 14, 187-1. lot ill TOTAL INIl5llTKINKSs.H.SK 1, 187."l Wo understand that tho passed a roso- r r. W M.o.u - ni.il Hen. K. Howard for .' . . . ... ivitlilUliliur tlio lleMioriiin. lilt on that the ollicor- elect propaio !" -. .,.., J.-t .t.ttiriml fn. nrr nrlntlu!: flncurrctl formanco for tho tl.M Friday of ... x Jai-ghler ftr ne. mefe Ar ..lllce. IS torn. Till-, we think, is a good idea and ( y. KfimuAy. c.irr.xhi forms (1 00 doe- not leave the first mealing to chance or Impromptu exorcises iwi.i.viu n. At a special meeting hold on the Sih hist., the following otlieois wore elected to serve the en-ulng term: President, I'otnl liiilolitedni' .lime 1-t, fTo, INT-JO Ul.CKUMs KHOM .It'NK 1 TO DKC. 11, 187."). From advertl-wii'iUs In Sta. Vol. I, No-, it. T,s, !), From ilotintton. From m,1 by -tudui.t-From .l) by oilier Vice President, Hoc See , Cor soc Tn is.uer, CliorUtoi. Hi-toiiaii. lslni. President, Vice President, Kci See . Cor cc . Tn i-'irer, 1 Pistol ian, Chnrisu-j, Critic. Marshal, E P. Holmes Miss.losii- Scott I .1. M. Worlev Tot nl Net 101 iSO itl 87 SO 'ii -M ' is no in A7 Nl 05 W 1 1 105 111 I7 04 Total lti-ct'lpt- OlMll'IIMiMKNTS K1IO.M JL'XB 1 ' CBMIIBU 14, lS7i Miss I'lindie Westover Pnlil t W Rhode on nrromit i i' in... ... Pnlil tnt. -ioiinml I'm for .irlut line. .1 r I Hilton p(j t, K linedx on ni-coiuit, F W. Hohmann ;') ." wb ttm. Paid ftir -mi l.uierx iiml iioMiige. A N . Meld Paid for ImliU-iilal-. i i' i' m i-. .... PiittUuii K ll.ixximloii ncfoiiiH. .1 r. h. McKesson ..wllUl,,b itHltuic. VOlul.l'IIIAN. Toml (U-biir-eiiH.iil phi-llaltince Aliee r-rost j inobiitkonkss okc. 14, 187ii, .1. F Cornell I To t. w m,0(i,.s n,i t;c. k. llmxnrd on Com Thomas ' account. v nn i iimuo. To SlnUt jonrI1l, iom,mnv .. accoiiut. .'IJlVU'l UIIIUll i Total imtpbtimiii . Com. 10 13 1 SI 10 01 ii 87 ni:- A lady student recently, by a bold vegetable metaphor, called a Collegian a ,'dbbitnr-hcatl Said Collegian who has eleotro-chemical proclivities takes com foil In the thought that likes lopul. rhetor inn Aryoy. --.lust as Simpson wit" going to his place of business on Matunee street, tho other morning, his wife received a telegram stating that her mother was dead, when this dialogue took place: " Mr. Simpson, you cannot go to work this, morning, your mother-in-law is dead." "My dear, it will bo impossible for mo to leave my business to-day." " Why, Mr. Simpson, how will it look ; only think, your dear mother-in-law will be buried tc-morrow, and you working up to the last minute?" "Can't help it, my dear, business ueforo plea-iii o, always." Adrian Itecordcr. 78 00 The following Is an extract from n late recitation in hislors. . Prof.: With what nation did the Christ, ian religion originate? Student: The Greek. Prof.: Who was Its author? Student hesitates, but being prompted answers .leans Christ. Prof.: In what part of Greece wus.lu, Christ born ? Student: In Habylon. Student number t o now takes the He.,r Mr , with what people did the Christ ian religion originate? Student: With the Pluunieians, sii Prof.: Are you sure? Student: Yes, sir. Prof.: Well, who was the author of the Christian religion Student: Jesus Christ. Prof : Then Jesus Christ was a Plui? nician? That will do, sir. Turyum One of the editors of the Iteiinr tne, a classmate on the street the other din who was transporting a small nuhulcon A ministerial student, when asked to 71 so ( preach to a certain congregation, consent, on a wheelbarrow, and remarked tli.it a- a pJoi! ed, but upon n moment's retlection added traveling musician he ought to luu- n 3n i-'H.v Jingo! I shall have to write a new j monkey. He was somewhat taken aback 5oo sermon. 1 liava preached mine once to by the reply, "That's so, wot.'t you conic 1 sr, ; lTnot them." Kx. j along?" -Kx. W. E. Stewart G. E. Howard Onrrio Holt Harvey Ciilbeitson V. M. IjHintiorloi. On motion, the .lllcer elect were np I Hear the words of the incipient poli- j We learn that a German chemist has 'tician of the AVest: succeeded in making a tirst rate brand mini! uAi:ain you behold Kainine.or Pestilence, lout of saw dust. We are friends to the .1! .hovering in the horizon, about to over- temperance movement and want it to stir 151 M,! shadow the nation with her sable pinions i coed, but what chance will it have when All of which is respectfully submitted. i whose fatal shadow lingers death. Once ,n man can take a rip-saw and go out anil II. H. U.SOX. more you behold the people bleeding and 'get drunk on a fence rail? Ex. si-MMAitY ; groveling beneath the heel ol Oppression,; This is the way 'thev have at Vass.ir Approximate summary of the receipts ,v.ile le-al murder stalks throu-Mi the' ,,-.,, rrimt. ,,. ,, , , ,..,. . ..c... . ..J ..... w ,. .......v ........ ....... and expenditures taken fiom the accom-, huul threau-iiiiisr all who murmur with in. ing girl, upon whom the artists of the in ,. . ' paining report of the Hii-iiic Manager. ' i..i uVnih llnnrum tuiUnt ,. . .- -.i i . . .- poimeil to furnisli the literan eeirists v . , , ,-.f n.. , "tain, iimpoi mn of uueiii. stitution practice with burnt cork until n for Hi. tirs. mectiim ol next term KuHmlit'lm" ' 171 is Give him room according to his strength. m3sai,ie mustache has been produced -Tie men.H-rs of ih Liulie- I.,., ran iWan... ' , M -imiiif .lr.vir. .Second. The delusion is n.rth.-r li.i-hl 1 .... .x. a s.Ki .1 on ih. .u-nmaol il.". Slmuinir Unit fm tin .hl tmii .w.-J, ' nre glml to set- you have room in .,1 by a liberal us,- of male attire, ...id &1 i . wliieli wu- ilainli Hie tin. -t .it- the p iji. i li.i-. beeii s,. -iippniliiig fiii .1 lie kind i Iiim- allui.l. .1 l..i Total in. b liU'dnes i.i s, ,,,1, t -it.iM mi l i.. l .., n.,.1 tin "shin .n.nr.ipriiM -i lul liii "... api'li! 1 "M ip.. pul tsi.". Ni Oil the entire article. Here is what tin lltiw vx ,- , impi.i.,i. nun pk.u uui. ... T..I.I .ml. t.i.dn.ss Jim. . ts;-,, l.-iij vo t, . i.. i 'In in ti- iii. x :t-s. iiiLl. 1 at all Hiow uii! .i liertVn in x l 71 mi -ninx . olx I. 'til ill.l U lt.nl p)s T.'l il ill.li-lilitliu-l? I). . It. 171 ., v I I i, ii ill x . i . illx p I. iv. i. xlm h your columns for something besides sport- M0 ,,.v nrc ,.(mh. fr i,llHm,.,s olir 1ng news, n .end Adxneale And think it would have been well it jou bad cojiied i JO l.'il Till Shnxxiiij a tjiiiii ii .nliiil e p ,,si' nt ttlli Ii inn Sinl.iit. ill. !' t 'UTlk.ll -. ! 1 To i ili. tim 'i - nt nn ix'tuni: ami App iaAievt "' piilili-lnni; l"i l! ,. l. i i n !' .-.mi. I. .id ii :i"l J i ii -r. win kiii.xx 1:.. i H i !! '1m S -I' ii. I.teini '. x til'.' I !IX.TI X t' ..; .x-l ii p. p.irt i'I n- di riti.'n ! ur -ni! nrmlj !,ix u i- x 'i. ti tlie i -111.111 nix t Ii : ii ir. I - .in ( mi . - in ll'tll iii 1. 1. m.-.ii I ii 'el t iM U'X, ' !i '.. i n III! Ulll ! 'I x I'.l-l. l'i,- ii' .mil Fn'ni. ' slt ' llx-'n D, - Miiiii'tii 'ilnnn al Fx nia'n A 1 1 nix ' iil Tn. L-.st K- - ( 'nin xi. i Tin iiil'l n ! vi i , i.nii-'ii. a ,1 I i IX, .1 111 i li tp,'l ni-i 1 1 nil.' j.1 i ir t... U p - -nn x, i.ir'.ltsur v n tin np in! mi .1 Al Mt'M ' i '" k III. . ...., : .ti. mud ili' Inn nl- i"ii-i"'.ii (W. - liuil enn.li' - n '1 In mtiM lintt h x.l i -'" "I -xiM''x ," '"' x '"' '' -dM't:l tin if hun.b. .1 iH-rwuis 1 1 Hull w:- vi-r u. il dx ..imtl Tin iii.'ii.' "l 'In 1. 1 1 Y. I mHni in N-l. m ! '- W"iki in .- :inii lellr ..! f.i: h iln n caTv.. ! on Apiixiin il reiiiiis 1 1 ui ul ml siilns lor on. x u !l.'i UU fcjftulree l!tsilrt thinks of it In the IIicpBitiN Stpiip.nt we llnd several readable articles The "Ineen- lives tu Political Action " is i-.pi'ci;tllx i;.iod. The following Is the latest purrot stm we have beard : A parrot kept in a private' readers ill pli-a-e xlr ix on their n -p. ive iiniirinaliniis f.u tin rest Kx The HksI'khi x.n Siudkm whnli makes such frantic endnivors to be . ill. 1 a literan journal, and cuts sm-h w- .a. antics in its Pu-nl ci.luini.s. i the mil paper Ih.-it .leiHTVi- ceiis.ire tiot.i .ill il exchanges. In u reeent is5tn-, in jt ! , al column il.eri' can be fmind this si.k. wvz. onrnsrrMiili " A st-nior boy hi -n k- it Yt n lx xlt heii. lamlly, b -ome iink.mwii means pb-ked ftlly cents a d..en. wc.im '-m t.x.. Cui'siii" n Hue An. Ho i)0 "l1 'he balm of swntring. This was c eeediiih disl ulel'nl to lis ..xxnerx, and to , lUiehim tbf.x always duekiil dim in cold vNrtter when iln-v heartl him swenr, and af H-.w iln Itl-hx.p U aide i.. curM- the .r ,.;U , j' n,PM. submersions lie wni ffr. e . . m xx hi I iiilninl is buried. j,l.te. d hx, iln-lire to dr Om-uo oexaslon ,rii". .-' h h hi. trifi. puHes a go.nl w(v i. pirrnt had been piiiiUhet!, the iu-oi ..iik.- Hi-ax t lring I., mind ,ay chaneed to be r.ii iv, and everal Mule 111. ! nls uial 111 ll-Mi Hie niMinli ol lnon ,.,l,.L.iiiK l,, I, ,1,1 1 i. .-..u.rl.i ! tl... . ...... ,. i -i .1 . tn 4 Kim now ii siriiek others, out wli.n hi , ,n,,ll eur-..l h.1 be caUrpl liars and Mlliwi.r ,.. ,,nilirhI t)lv !.... ,,d ,,. (1 M(.kU ,, ,..,, ,, ullh n. ldm.ee In Hss ,,, l Mcar- . ,,,, h . n. t (lr !Ul, ,, A,,,.,n mm,,,.,...., ih, p.,r,-l, pne,:- .,,,, IMrr, ,,, - .hi.ken, for a f. w what els,-,. SnuKX. I. ul to sax ,j. ,,.,. wx,l-.(,aM' tlosr r.,v ,ge-. inouuIlls , wU,,Wt ,, .,. 1TnHkl,, i.i.l ,.. cmiummaic. them. In Ul br I ., - P(Mr ,iu,, llamn tIllllgb. ,H.,n 8tt(W J,,,,,,, r XUra.k. and .- Grand tear ol alence cited the cater ! j.,.r w, , ' ' .!,,..... i.i... r..-. .:.., ,r gmhoppered L niveisiiy ; but it l.x iln jmii.iii. i. an-,ii wi.in jiiiii iiii ii mi iii then Mi i.vi- xx ashing, ihcs tlii'in l"i ntgs." We all upon ..in eeli.ni. -end west to -tan- honestl) if i!u . i , in ar illege piinl, ii.i a low-lix. .1 i. mj.i at vi. Hid iIh Sttoknt s.ip(i .. n idilor, us he lead (hut, would In .. ...K ! say thai the Sri'liKNT was tb Iln. i; AVr ol College .loin lulls W '1 ii' kindh as.ijrini.l tlti.ll louu&el for theii de. t. n-x . Old, a- tlnx did imt apjM-ai. pro i usiisl ag-tiiisi and eeutencttJ them, in (tunifiiiut. t clear out of hi- vliH-e-, .. m ... i. . .limn' of :ui arch, and iui ox. rili- Hon. ofther.wtmm and lacing Hiring ihelllh ii nturj 7 similar judg ., siLiNMiiliil bv a ci.nl w.i- the ,m,,,s S " . 'll"""l'". Welt on.. " also work, d in ,m- re ,s,u.-U. In the 1Mb century a judge im . ....tnm,ili.K' sii-iKUil f KaUtoe eondeinul and bu,gel a sow- tin i word preen t.l in tlm centre of the room, but owing fur killing -''J G K . to mii natural bashfulncss we were afiaid j r . . iniiiii iiiiiiiiiu". ,. . i A sopl.omoie being asked in Bilil.- i., look in that direction, so cm i glvt-, m ,,-, w , AU(n Hl,a Ku. (Hti afu f partivliirs. Wiat we like liest. we kTp fating Uio truit, blandlv nnswered, slid to the last; that 1& the case with the music i down the live, sir"' Ax Pr .fes-or in Political Econoin . ii.iortion of this and others of a like Mr F will jitu plea-e mi-minii. from eharacier, It could ni.h sutif it- r il r- oui own exiK-rienco. -some ol iho-. nrti and insure their upio.i. we advise tint. iles whose prices are increased 1, the for the be.iellt of it- i-aKtern ee,ai.jiN llevenue lax while the xvages of the pro. thcM- paragraphs he carefully mark'd. dueer remain the sum some eo.nn.odi that thc nmy be passed over without be t wiMi which urn are ram. liar" in-.' lead The Stidknt might then t.ik' Ir. F, (In a moment of unguarded in- jan average place among our exch.mgi spiratioil), " Iiquoi." j hnerrnet ( 'nltryvm. Prof., "That is correct, sir" i Poorb.i, he h.is ii ljml. We would Since that fatal conunital F has hud 'advise hU'fiiemU, if Im has any, to shaw a iienslve, pm-ti.-al look in his ,.v,. and an ' h.s head, boak his, foot in a sfr.mg solution .,.,, ,. . . . ' .,, ol caibolic acid, and put him in his lilth' -utdertono ot mlcss , h.s xo.ce.-C.'. jlmi. UluU.,. ,his xrmynmi ,H. I11IIV r,,v. i'lf jer. if his socks are kept out of the room tKUT "" T' " --t- --tapvk ta rjx rM""-j - m ttmTmk&MrkSSkWOKXKk9URSKUBEUk9k