THE HESPERIAN STUDENT.
,
A Oot'Uiioy' Itevery,
I hiiI by the plawh of Hut rlvitli
Anil ga.od on tliii dauiico of the wavu;
Above mi', tliu wind in tliu olilulis
A I'OIICIlIlt U'Olllltl gao.
The blackbuhd wi.h Hitting unit Mnglng
Mko -jilwlls utlwuiik with tho un,
And cnltli' wuh dulling tliu hlllsldui'
Ono tliotiHiind live hundwod, If unu.
Tlirn ovnli my eplwlt came Mealing
Falnh thoughtf ol tliu da) h t lint wuh dono
Ol li'llalii that onoo 1 had wun with
Each dog I had owned, and each gun.
1 thought of mm cut xluigh-wlttos, swuot cliool
inniuf) Or light, and or Mights, I had had;
Of licking my puwont consldiilid
Tho wight way to train up a lad.
"Jill, pwoHto! An light as a zoplluh
My eplult to tciidnhnuHH wan;
For, Iwlpplngthwoiigh vlatuhnot'dwoainland
I hiiw, yon, I caw Mawy Ann.
Slu oamo 1 1 1-c c a beauclilnil ngol ;
Huh lootxtop nuulu miiHlc and light,
.Ami a mint did it como from the rlviihJ
.A momunt hulr-bllnili'd my night.
weot nngol! or huh I was dwoamlng
Enwupehttd; whun, oh! on my pantM,
'Ihwoo moiiMwoun big uuiiuuIh wuh cwawl
Ing-
Thoy inuM Iium1 been klngn or tho antn.
I iio to bo iitlt or tho cwciicliiif ;
I bwushod them with loathing away,
And a blood-thlliMy moling poenced mu
That put all my iiIubuIo in play.
Oh cwuol It win. that a lidon
So happy, no pnlifcct an mint1,
Should loco. In a tooling ho oahthly,
An excciice that hooiuuiI so divine.
And cwuol it in that big ontmutH
And wnai'hox and watH may iiiMule
.'ot only ouh cupboahdtj, hut places
For wuwal felicity mado.
oulil I have all vuhmiu whatouih
Filed up on an m-liith ol laud,
And havu a big caution and cwapo-nhot,
'llio Mlaughtuh, 1 think, would bo gwand.
And could I but cu thath mimk puoplo
Mj tlwtng would tint bo lesa fiixi.
For many, whom once I thought puhftTt,
Tuliucil out to bo tihmln at laM.
O. C. Dakk.
5aI Occurrence.
it becomes our pttiut'til tl n 13" to record
lho death of W. Stewart Black of the
State Normal .school, who was drowned
in the Missouri River a few days since,
while bath iuy with a number of his com.
rails, lie was to bo the only graduate at
the June commencement. Stewart was
a young man of rare talents and brilliant
promise, besides being a consistent, earn.
-M christian.
In him the Normal has lost a noble
representative, and the cause of educa,
lion a powerful laborer. lie was loved
Jiiul esteemed by his follow-students and all
who knew him. He leaves a fond mother,
4in affectionate father and a loving broth
or to mourn his departure. Mr. Black
has for some time been correspondent for
the Student from the Normal.
"Who shall say that his departure was
untimely ? Has he not passed, a graduate,
from earthly temples of "Wisdom, to the
bright tlelds of knowledge beyond the
river, where oxhaustless treasures await
his possession without toil and pain,
where the course of study is delightful
and never-ending, and where gradua'ion
day conies only when eternity is no more ?
Ou.vnoNs. Tho Adilphian society has
been favored this term by several interest
ing orations. We would speak with spec -i..l
commendation of the two delivered
on May 20th, by Messrs II. II. "Wilson and
W. C. Showalter. Mr. Wilson spoke on
the ''Advancement of Civilization," and
expressed some lino ideas in eloquent lan
guage, and torse sentences. Mr. Showal
ter spoke on "The Observance of Dcjlar
flfon Day." As uouiil Mr. S. presented a
good production, expressed in his pecul
ituiy pleasant diction.
The Register and Catalogue of the
University has just been printed at the
Stale Joimwl ollloo. In its typograplii
eal work and general appearance it is fin
or than any Catalogue hitherto Issued by
the University. The Journal olllee is do
serving of credit, for the neat and clear
letter-press, and for the laMoful nrrang
ment and typographical accuracy of all
lis parts. The Register contains a full
statement of the organization of the Uni
versity, its various courses of study, and
other information of interest to the sttt
dent. The number enrolled during the
year has been one hundred, classllied as
follows: three Seniors; eight Sophomores;
seventeen Freshman; fifteen University
Students; nineteen in the second year of
the Latin School; and thirty-eight in the
llrst year. There has been an increase of
students over the number of last year in
the regular college classes, and a small
decrease in the attendance of the Latin
School. Those desiring information
about the University should send to the
Chancellor for a Catalogue.
graliate themselves and apologize for
mentioning in terms of disrespect the
forty ninth cousin ol the distinguished
Romulus is a fabrication. Now the pone
tration of a moderately Intelligent us.-,
would have informed Mr. 11. that no apol
ogy was ollered or intended and it might
be pertinent to remark just here, that in
the future Mr. Homulus would do well to
cut according to the breadth of his cloth.
From The Chronicle we learn thai six
students have recently been suspended
from tho University for "hazing." It
seems that some of the students became
vor) indignant over this summary treat-!1U-V rilu L'i'1' olcavc' ,u ,,lu M' ol' 1113
ment at the hands of the facult v. The ! 111niUl-" Chroniole.
A Boston man was cursing an editor
the other day, when he fell dead. Sever
al similar instances have lately been re.
ported. Men should be careful in
speaking of an thing sacred. j'.r.
An excited father called in haste on Dr.
Abernathy, and exclaimed, " Doctor, my
son has swallowed a mouse !" "Then gi
home," quietly replied the doctor, "and
tell htm to swallow a eat." I'atmar JV
One of the professors asked a student
to give an example of a mixed metaphor.
The boy confidently spoke out: ' When
my tongue shall foiget her cunning ami
It is expected that the closing exercis
es of the University will have fully their
usual interest; and if possible, the vari
ous exhibitions and public addresses will
have an excellence, that shall commend
them to the public. The following gener
al programme exhibits the entertainments
to be given during Commencement week:
June 21. Sunday, 4 o'clock p.m. Bac
calaureate Address by the Chancellor.
June 22. Monday Evening. Exhibi
tion of tho Adelphian Society.
June 2:1. Teusday Evening. Address
by Hon. C. F. Manderson of Omaha.
Juno 24. "Wednesday Evening. Exhi
bition of tho Palladlau Society.
June 24. Commencement Day. Ad
dresses by the Graduating Class.
Tho public, both in the city, and frtnn
abroad.are cordially invited t ) attend thes j
various exercises, to which careful atten
tion will be given, that they may have a
a high order of literary excellence, and
be a source of rational enjoyment to those
who may attend.
That Scene in the Adei.phian.
There appeared in a recent number of tho
daily Journal an article purporting to
give a detailed account of the discussion
of tho question: The veto of tho curren-
cy bill. In that article appeared the
names, or rather tho initials I), and R.,
supposed to represent the names of certain
individuals. Supposing it would be
proper to notice some of the assertions
made, we would assume the honor of put
ting Mr. R's name in print, this time giv
ing tho public the Le lefit of his full name.
Romulus, for such ho was, claims to be
a descendant of the world-renowned in
dividual who Addled while a noted city
was being destroyed by tho devouring ele
ment and Anally reduced to a heap of car
bon, as some people have perhaps read.
Well, this individual, Romulus, prides
himself considerably on his uncostly, and
the reason of this is evident; being insig
niflcant himself ho of course hungers for
notoriety, and obtains it by announcing
himself as the fort) -ninth cousin of the
illustrious Gen. Grant, one of the fathers
of his country. "Wo fondly hope Mr.
Romulus will live to a green old ago, and
green it will doubtless be, if it corres
ponds with his whole previous life.
The whole story regarding tho execs
sive alacrity with which the seniors de
fended tliu President's veto in order to in-
Chronicle snyn:
During the latter part of last week, at a
special meeting of the faculty, three
sophomores and three freshmen wore
"suspended for hazing." This indefinite
charge included smoking out and pump
ing, but probably not rushing. The news
did not reach the public until Saturday
evening, when it spread rapidly through
the city. On Monday morning tho order
in chapel was exceedingly bad ; in the af.
tornoon a large procession, consisting of
about one hundred and fifty students from 1
both classes, headed by an omnibus con- j
taming the six suspended member, pass
ed through the .streets, stopping before
the houses of various professors, cheering
those supposed to be lavorably, and giv
Owing to a little mUt.iko on the part oi
one of the Prof's, a soph was called on to
recite the review lesson when no review
was customary. With praiseworthy can
dor he exclaimed, " Why, Prof. 1 tizzled
on that yesterday:" ivx.
Freshio: What a splended time I am
having this winter; another Prof, sick
and likely to keep so for two weeks at
least.
Soph: I am a most unfortunate fellow
havn't had a Prof, sick this year. Ex.
Class in Political Economy. Professor :
Can ) ou give an early instance whore men
ing groans for those unfavorably, disnos- were warned against the evils of paper
ed to their cause. They also followed currency? Student: Yes sir. The ills
one or two professors thiotigh the streets, cll,ie8 wcro wurjlwl t() ,llko no 8 ,., ,.
hooting and hissing them. On the next I ,,,,,. , ., , ., , l
night they had a union supper at Hang- tl,Lil Ju "I''- wmf Advocate.
sterfer's, where the Anal signatures were A freshman's dulcinea broke in upon
put upon a paper, which informed the I hlm thus: "1 learned something Eddie."
faculty that the signers wore equally i .... . . ... . o"""-
guilty wilh their six comrades, and inti- i U h3' what was it dearest V" "Why, 1
mated a desire to sulfer with them. never knew what my cat's name was 1111-
The Chronicle further states that, on tho til last night, when Uncle Tom's big
following evening, an apology was pre
sented to the faculty for the insults oll'ei
ed. It is also claimed, that there had
been no ofllclal notice previously given
that hazing was considered an illegiti
mate sport.
The editor denounces the practice of
liaziug, but claims that in the present case
some injustice has been done. Wo arc
glad that in so many of our western
schools this time-honored, but barbarous,
custom is being contemned and stigma
tized. In this respect the west should
como out boldly, and throw off every ves
tige ol servile obedience to a senseless
and evil custom, because handed down
from the older schools of the east.
OTHER COLLEGES.
Milkmen are happy fellows they en
joy themselves at the watering places all
the year round. Ex.
" 1st Student : Where is the lesson in
philosophy to-morrow ?
2d Student: It begins with lightening
and goes to thunder. Taryum.
" Do try and talk a little common sense"
exclaimed a sarcastic j'oung lady to a
visitor. " Oil," was the reply, " but would
not that bo taking an unfair advantage of
youV" Ex.
A young lady in the Astronomy class
informed her tencher that she could
look at the sun without winking, but
she has been known to wink at several
sons. Ex.
An ambitious young lad)' was talking
very loudly about her favorite authors,
when a literary chap asked hor If shelik
oil Lamb. With a look of ineffable con
tempt she answered, that she cared little
about what she ale compared with knowl
edge. ii1.!-.
How are the rocks heated V
By eternal Ares.
Yes, so are you. Central
black cat came up the back lot crying
out, ALo-n-er. Ex.
A senior, Mulling for examinations, has
developed the ethics of .Sunday work in
a way to render further elucidation of the
subject unnecessary. He reasons that if
the Lord justifies a man for trying to help
an ass from the pit on Sunday, much more
would he justify tlte ass for trying to get
out himself. Ex.
Professor: (to student in philosophy,)
How are hot springs formed t
Student: By water running over heat
ed rocks.
Professor
Student:
Professor
Qollvijian.
A student placed a cast iron baby, two
feet by six inches, in his chum's bed and
sat up to study while his chum retired.
Soon he heard exclamations of astonish
ment interlarded with condensed elo
quenee, and a why, God! chum, what
have you been doing? It took him three
days to see tho point. Ex.
A senior working hard upon his com
niecement Part, and not liking to be dis
turbed, gave the candy boy a quarter to
stay out of his room for a week. "Here!
young man," said the irate senior, "didn't
I pay you fifty cents to stay out of here
for a week?" "Yes," replied the youth,
" but I ain't begun to stay out yut." Bates
Student.
While Prof. was engaged with a
telegraph messenger at the recitation
room the other day, two sophs " went
through" his overcoat, Tho bpoils were
light but very interesting. A cigar hold
or, a recipe tor removing grease spots, a
bag of canary seed, and a postal card on
which was written "The undershirt and
hose which you ook from tho lino on
Cleveland street, you will do well to re
turn, as you are. known." Orient.
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