ilmt nwVJTMi Mirtil THE HESPERIAN STUDENT. t One f the Seniors was once u member of n huso hall club, hill doesn't exactly re member the position Hlled. Thinks it was " .stop-cork." Nfir Letter. Our little tlve-vour old was the other day packing up his neckties preparatory to going in the country, and being asked by his nurse if he were not going to take anything else, replied, "Oh, not they don't wear anything but neckties up there you know." Packer Quarterly. We fear the "Packer" girls have put wrong notions into that boys head. There is in existence in the world, one hundred and iifty-two religious sects or denominations. Of these lifty-seven are represented in the United States. Of the whole number, there are only sixty-four Protestant sects, the remainder be ing Catholics and Pagan denominations. The Catholic population of the United States is estimated at two million, and M-venteen thousand and the Protestant at two million eighty thousand. Ex. Not long since two Sophs, having indulg ed .-omewhat fnely in'Tried oysters" were being led home by some of their friends, when one of the festive twain called to the other to come and rescue him from the hands of his conductors. The response was as fsl lows: "Ned, could I but wrest myself from these iron graps of Demos, thenes and Cicero, I would come to thee I would entwine my arms around thy neck, and we would lie down and sleep in this mud as sweetly as the babes in the woods." For a week our chief editor has been perambulating these classic grounds with cue of his orbs of light tightly bandaged. As he will pro fur no explanation, many of his friends have concluded that some thing is wrong. To prevent all incorrect Minui.se.s, we slate that John is an ex. treiuely temperate young man, so that no bltsmn expands In s-ccret loveliness its ruby petals beneath that grimed handker chief. Knowing that some muscular httulcnts hang out in his domicile, and that there occurred an opportunity at the late lire to wreak vengeance on his un. Mixpicious head, we believe sciolisliclaly Hint but pray excuse vis, for now-adays lie glowers blackly on &, Kx. Helms about as much trouble with his orb, as our editor has with his nose. Hut our editor never "glowers" on us, except Well, never mind. '.'.ICItl'N; A; IIAUMiY DKAI.KItS IN DHL'GS, MEDICINES, STATIONERY, lllmilc Moult, School IIooIcn, llird Cne, IakH, Toilet Article, Per tumeric., Pillar, Oll, Hruic, A: Al.hNTri roil UOl'NI), riKI.NT it OTIlKllSllOW CASKS. Samples can bo soon at our store. WW JU'V NONE IIL'T TUE IIKST GOODS. New Ilrlck Drill? til oro Cor. O A; 1 1 Mi hi. LINCOLN, - . . NE1JUA8KA. "AuciitB Tor Sale or University Hooka. TS1U STUIIEXTS LilViVDKT, 11th St., between P&Q, P. A. BURNS h Prop'r. Hums keeps the students in oloan lin. iun as regular as an old eight day clock. General 11. It. Ticket Oilier. NO. M I4AHT 0 HTItEET. Tickets to nil proinlnotil railroad points liv tho boHt mid cliunpuMl mutes. Inlb.iiuitloa cheerful. A. W. Ivcllouo, Aoknt. CJLKFTON IIOUSI, G. ENSIGN, Proprietor, LillCOllt Xeo. fukk muss, Ono Iloor South Post Ofllcc, Opera Hoiinc Illock. fjp"Tlllll IImIIUM 1..W ..... tl I.I I...... niul newly furnished throughout. Charges mod. orate. CII A PI N A: AVATSON, Attorneys at Law, 11E1L EST. IT E GO VE11NMENTLAND AGENTS. 81'ECIAI. ATTENTION OIVK.N TO CONTESTED CASKS. Oillco on 10th St. ad Dour North U. S.LiindOllleo. LINCOLN, NEBRASKA. PIONEER LIVERY, Sale ami U.rcfiantjc Stable. AV. J. HYATT, - - - - Prop'r. New Brick Stable, west side 11th street, between O and P streets, two Doors south of Commercial Hotel. Lincoln, Nkuuaska. J. 1.11 ti.S IIOIsI.lJVUll It, Fashionable Tonsorialist. Shaving IlaliM'iitllnu, ami Sham pooing done with accuracy and In despatch. 11th htreot South ol 0 West side. LINCOLN, - NEIUtASKA. ,N. U. Makes ii speciality of trimming ladlu' mid children's liulr. NATIONAL HI 12 AT MARKET, I3ULLIS v HA KRIS, Proprietors. Dealers, in Native Beef, Pork, Sugar Cured Hams, Etc., . 8 llfl Slrtrl, Lincoln, .Yebrunka. Family Groeeries. An ood at tho HoW, A Cheap a Mio Cheapo, AT U1IAULIK Ultll'l'ITH'S On P Street, between 10th mid 11th. CON OVER & DRUSE keep the city ISoot and Shoe flarlor. Liberal DlNcounth ITIadc to lUlnlNtorn and Students. IiarCNt ANSortmont and liiitcNt Stylo AlwajN on Hand. O Street, botweon 10th & lltn South side, Lincoln. - - Nkiiuasica. EXCELSIOR MARKET. G-errans & Haymaker, DUALKltS IX- MEATS, POULTRY, AND GAME, . NO. 10 SOUTH lltll STREET. LINCOLN, NEBRASKA. E. T. M. IIUHLHUT, M. D. Homojpatiik' Physician and Surg 'on. Olllce and Residence on P street, between 1 1th ie 12th North side. A. M. DA VIS, Wholesale mid Retail Denier in Carpels, Oil Cloths, Rugs, Matn, Window ha- , I.art Curtain, Jlamtml;, AY. AY. No. 2! E. O Stiikkt, Lincoln. W. B. HARLOW. Confectionery, OyHtorw, In all Ntylcm, Hoarding by the day and week. JM East O Ktreet, Lincoln. A. G. GI1ISON, A. M., M. D., 1'Iiiftlrlan ami Sttrsrton, LINCOLN, X2H. Olllce, Hesdence nnd Dlnpensorv on lltll Street, Uetween O and N. tJgHKU. AM) NlOllT-I.IOIIT. .7. H.lltlllS, n E .V TIS T , Teeth inserted on Gold, Silver and liubber. All Work Guaranteed. Oflko over Newman's store on O Street. (Uetween Tenth mid Eleventh Htreots.) LINCOLN, NE1IMASKA. "Merchant Tailor, AND DBA LEU IN Cloth, CaKNlmcrM, Doeskins, SUk Vetliis. No. II South 11th St,-01d P. 0. Stnnd. hi.v:oi4j; - jj:mt.Mvi(.i. Recommended by the State Superintendent of Nebraska. T he Stan 1 a r d . The Largest. The Cheapest. The Rest. Worcester's Quarto Dictionary. The authority of the U. S. Sknatk and Housk OK ItKl'llKSKNTATIVlIrt, aild of EVKItETT, SCMNKU, Quincv, IkvKs, AViNTHiiow, Mauku, Mann, Hil- I.AIUI, HoLMKS, I.ONOI'KI.I.OW. Al.KXANDKlt, IlV- iiant, Iiivino, Hknhv, Fki.ton, and tho lending authoi'H of Europe and America. The" MEDAL OE MKIUT," was awarded at tho Vlonnii Exposition to AVoreontcr. ltetall price $10; liberal discount made to school districts, teachers ministers and club. Correspondence solicited. ISrevrcr & Tileslon ALSO I'UULISU IIlLLAUD'S READEltS, FilANKLIN'S ItEADEltS, "WOHUKSTEU'S DlCTIOXAKIhS, AVouckstkh's Spelling Books, Skavey's U. S. Histohy, All 'if which arc recommondod by tho State Su. perlututidunt of Nebrasku for use In all the com moii schools of the Stato.and in use In a largo mn Joi Ity. Single copies of any of tho aJjoyu for etf. Hinluatlon (except Quarto Dictionary) will bo sent by mall to any teacher Bonding onovhalf the rotallpi'lcc. Address John 31. Taqoaut, Palmyra, -Nebraska. K. IBAIiliKTT, DEALEU IX Gold and Silver Watches. JEWELRY, SILVER-WARE, SPECTAUiES, CUTLERY, &o. A ill F. R I A X W A T C U K S AT EACTOHY PIIICES. A Fine Selection of the CELEHKATED SET11 THOMAS CLOCnCS Watches, Clocko and Jowolry repaired by ox erlenced workmen. EiiKrnvIng neatly executed, kemenibor tho place HALLETT'S, O street, between 10th and 11th, south side. F. AV. IIOIIITIANN, Dealer In CARPETS AND OIL-CLOTHS STAPLE AND FANCY DRY GOODS '" .i.. SPECIAL INDUCEMENTS TO STUDENTS. Lincoln, Nebraska. C. SI. LEIOHTON. U. W. 1IUOWN. LEIGIITON & BROAVN, WIIOI.ESAI.K AND 11 ETA II. DRUG-GUSTS, AND BOOUSELLEHS, Corner O and 11th Streets, IJX00LN, NEBRASKA. T. . Kern, Dentist. Oilier, Driggs' Bulldlii, O St.Bct. 10th & 11th LINCOLN, - NEBRASKA tSAI.I. WOKK WAIUIANTED. tiij: ojvjs nticj: utouj: IIORWITZ & DAVIDSON, Wholesale and ltetall Dealers in WRY GOODS, 'CLOTHING, HalH, Cup, Hoot anil Shorn, TRUNKS, VALISES, ETC., No. 0, East Side Square, LINCOLN, NEB. W'holtKalr. Jletall. BOOTS if SHOES, LEATHER tfi FINDINGS. For Cash Ono Price Only. Cheapest House in the City, Custom Work and Repairing JOono to Order. ir. l. kidb; & co. Southeast cornor of Square, LINCOLN, - . NEBRASKA. .ill itf ia ! ifil! if l! I .mi : ij w m m1 d t i Mi IS u !' , mAi mm I m si Ki n A IE? II tliiili! J-1 III I' i ftto. Ed.' msrzLiiiii 4 "W A-"1 wyg