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The. Nebraskan-Hesperian
& Wotes anb Comments
As wo go to press it looks a good
tloal like ram.
There's no place like home. There's
nothing liko the mumps, either.
As a .rule a person Is judged by his
cpearancc, Ins clothes, ui.til he Is
known by his words and works. You
can wear any old thing If people know
you don't havo to.
The crossing or to bo more exact,
the place where the crossing ought to
be on the west side of the intersection
of Twelfth and P streets, is in a villain
ous condition. Unless this is repaired
before the next rain the street commis
sioner's name will be the same as the
crossing's, to-wit: MUD.
One of our subscribers requests us
to state that during the recent wet
spell, his umbrella, which ho left alone
for a short time in one of the build
ings, was kidnaped. The name of the
abductor is known. If the umbrella
1s not left at this office before Thurs
day "noon, the person in question will
bo exposed. The umbrella need not be
marked with the name of the "finder,"
nor need he attempt an explanation.
"What wo want is the umbrella.
Honesty is the best policy.
Prizes for games and things have a
decidedly pernicious influence. At av
ordinary card party some people lose
all the social pleasure of the occasion,
malco themselves exceedingly disagrne
a'blo and got themselves cordially dis
liked by every one else through their
olToits to pull the first prlzo .
There may "bs such a thing as play
ing high five just for the sake of the
game, but that is not the idea at a
party. A person has to play so fast to
got through by the ;ime tne first tablo
does, that a violent case of brain fag
1s liable to result. If I bave to worlc
1 havo math, lessons to get.
In your excitement you may bo so
unfortunate as to discard a five. Then
If your partner bo a player for revenue
only he will quickly inform even ono
prosont of the fact oeforc the average
person can ejaculate ".lack Robinson"
A good, though strenuous way to
learn to play is to go ahoad according
'to the dictates of your conscience. If
you make any mistakes you will bo
'told, it Avill bo impressed upon your
memory in such a way that you can
jievor forgot It. But your instructors
will fall about 1)0 pur cent, in your oa
ttinmtion. "What wo want is pure sport
AFTER THE BALL.
An interesting incident occurred In
connection with the basket ball tourna
ment, which shows the evils of playing
for prl?es.
The university teams arranged the
tournament, bought two prizes and in
vited The high school teams to take
part in it. It 'didn' cost dem nodding,"
and there was a chance to win two
prizes or two chances to win a prize.
The Lincoln high school girls saw
the samovar (Russian for tea pot) and
saw that it was good. They put their
dear little heads together and had a
bright idea. They requested Miss
to wait upon them at the school
house to negotiate upon the subject of
rules. They had borrowed a little mal
let wherewith they knocked.
They knocked on Bob Andresen for
umpire, because he was a man they
said.
They knocked on Captain Miss Mill
er (or should it be Miss Captain Mill
er?) because she was a graduate and
therefore a professional. How they
reasoned this out is not yet clear.
They knocked on Miss Emmons be
cause she sometimes plays for gym.
classes and is therefore a paid assist
ant. They knocked on the gym. because
the university teams were useder to it
than they were.
They knocked on several other points
which are not recorded, but the games
wero played just the same.
WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH KANSAS.
Since the Pi Phi girls had tne
Wsckly all the schools are following the
examplo set by the 'Varsity. Now the
Minnesota girls have Drought out the
prettiest edition that lias appeared this
year, and the Normal girls are to bring
out a scorching hot edition of the
Oven. The Central high school girls
had an edition and so it goes. Some
schools havo only one good edition a
year and that is the one issued hy the
girls. Of course that is easily ex
plained. Kansas University "Weiikly.
The Jay Hawkers should smoke up.
College papers all over the United
States havo been issuing "Girls' Num
bers" for years.
"We were groatly ploasod and sur
prisd Avhon the PI Phi number of tho
K. U. "V. appeared ploasod -with the
work and surprised that the idea had
roached Kansas.
"Some schools have only one good
edition a year and that is the one is
sued by tho girls." This 1s the case
at tho University of Kansas.
H. W. Brown Drug -""Bo ok Co.
All sizes of Nebraska Folio History Paper
and all other supplies for Students
We shall have all the best new books as soon as published. Call and see us.
Phone 68. 127 South Eleventh Street.
I'JifCTC OhOttld JUC Something in Clothing besides
Cloth and making -there should be Tit and Style.
WC jl3.ttTl to keep the finest things in Men's Suits in the town,
and are winnhig'our'trade by the kind of garments we handle.
The B. L PAINE
23S223A. CLOTHING STORE
Kodaks, Cameras,
nd SUPPLIES
OFF ON
T U1W UJV
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J Premos and Pocos
D. J5. DePutroni
'117 North Eleventh St. Opposite Richard Block
Bring Your Wheel Out
Have it cleaned and repaired at the Lincoln Novelty
Works and save time by riding to your eight o'clock
class. If yon have no wheel come and buy one.
Any price from $20.00 up to $75.00.
Cleveland $40.00 to $50.00
Crescent 25.00 to 35.00
Stearns 40.00 to 50.00
Al-Ard, 45.00 to 50.00
node! Making and Repair Work of All Kinds
23 r South nth St.
Lin coin y Nebraska
The Lincoln Novelty Works
JOHN LOVE, Proprietor
cMention The
Hesperian
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Perkins & Sheldon Co
U29 O Street
The Lamp of Steady Habits
The innip tnut doesn't iiaro up or Hmoue. or ennse you
to iiho hint luiipiiuRt ; the lump thut looks good when
J -on Rttt it mid stays pood , the lamp thut you iiovur wlll
uglvpiirt with, oiioe you have It ; that's
be flew Rochester
Other lamps nm.y he offered you as "just uh pood "
they limy ho, -in some respects, hut lor all uround good
noun, there's oulv one. The AV'io jRocltentir. To make
mirt the lamp offered you Iscenulnn, look for the name
on It; every lamp Iiub It. (HOC Varieties.)
Old. Lampn 3MCndo New.
Wo can till every lump want. JJo-nmtUjr whether vou
-wuii tn. now lamp or iluw, an old one repulred or rellu-inhod.ia-vaRomountdor
other muke "of lump transform
ed Into u New Rochester, wo can do it. Let tis
nnndynu literature on the subject.
We are SPECIALISTS Intlie treatment of dlscnaes of
Lamps. Consultation FkEB.
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