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NOT.ICE.
I, A. C. Leo, do Hereby announce
myself a candidate for election to the
athletic board, subject to tho approval
of tho association. A. C. LEE.
I hereby announce myself as a can
dldato for election to th approval of
the association at Its annual election,
May 4. J. WESTOVER.
I, E. B. Brooks, do hereby announco
myself as a candidate for election to
the athletic board subject to tho ap
proval of tho association.
E. B. BROOKS.
The ItAftlifut Man.
I caro not whether sho bo short or tall,
Lithe, plump, blonde or brunette,
If only sho will lovo mc, that Is all
I'll nsk, dear girls and yet
With thciyj concessions promised In ad
vance, And this, that I'll bo good,
All womankind still looks at mo askanco
In my lono bachelorhood.
I wonder why? I'd lovo to ask, but O!
My courage oozeu out;
My heart beats fast, I squirm and puft
and blow,
When nico girls are about.
My foot nro pious, so I cannot waltz;
I'm not a man for style;
I try to talk, my voico sounds harsh and
false;
I suffer much from bile.
It really makes mo sad. I tiro of life
I was not born to roam
I'd civo most all I've got to have n wlfo,
A living place a home.
But, hang It all! my nervo Is out of olnt,
My head is In a whirl;
Somehow I cannot work 'round to the
point
Of popping to a girl.
Philadelphia North American.
, , . Ills Sodden Ilellof.
J'George," she said, and her brilliant
eyes sought the glowing embers, "1
don't believe you love me as you used
to."
"Why, Fanny!" he exclaimed, slip
ping on his dragoon embroidered
slippers, "you are my Idol."
"But you dvn't show it: you don't
worship mo a tiny bit."
"Fanny!" und his voice rang with a!!
that is empyreal, "only the wicked
worship idoJs."
Amd with a gaze of uncertainty she
again sougJit the embers. Chicago
News.
Satisfied.
'Troressor, who is tne happsor, thf
man who owns a million powidB, oi
he who has seven .Jaughters?"
"The man who has seven daujj iters.'
"Why soV"
- "He who has a million pounds .vishes
for more; the man who hat seven
daughters does not." Boston Traveler
Couldn't tftanrt It.
"Did you ever ge: the money D'Au
ber owed you?"
"No. He wanted v.o square accounts
by painting my house inside ani out.'
"Well, that would have eened
things up. Why did&'t you let him?"
"I was going to, until I saw our o!
his pictures." Philadelphia Presa
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