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Art In the Kitchen.
Guest Tho soup eoenia to havo n pe
culiar taste 1
Host Yoa; you eoe, iny wlfo paints I
As she litis to cook, too, she places her
ennel by tho kitchen range, and occa
sionally sho makes, n niistako and dips
her brushes into the food or daubs the
canvas with tho soup ladle 1 Lustigo
Blatter.
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Find the boy whoso pa owns a candy
etore. New York Journal.
Look Pleasant, Auutlet
'What does it rain for, auntio?"
"Why, to make things look pretty
and nice, stupid 1"
"Is that why you came out without
your gamp, auntie V" Judy.
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SEE OUR LARGE, NEW STOCK AT
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ROPER eft BOOMER.
A rorchnnitcd Thinker.
"Well, well I It is always the unex
pected that happens."
"It niver happens tome, sor; Oi, al
ways expect it."
Gratitude.
Jipes Well, znr, I come ng'in to
thank yo fer savin my boy from drownin
this niarnin, at tho risk of yer own loife
and
Tho Squire Oh, that will do, my
man that will do.
Jipes Then maybe yer honor baint
got 'arf a crown to 'elp a poor man to
drink yer 'ealth, zur. Ally Sloper.
A PROSPERITY ROUND ROBIN.
"Everything has gone up In price."
"Yes."
"Why is it?"
"People are able to pay more."
"Why are they able to pay more?"
"Because everything has gone up in
price."
AN EASIER WAY OUT.
Proprietor If you don't stop eating
so much candy I'll have to let you go.
Drug Clerk Oh,say now, you know
I'm a valuable clerk; suppose you juBt
quit keeping candy.
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Sf lTp,esV8iKw I"u"ra,edr Klnetoscope GraphophonVaWRecord8 Catalogs conulnne lull desaln
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THE UNIVERSITY
SCHOOL OF MUSIC
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is opposite the Campus.
Students contemplating the study of
music, and those who have friends
desirous of information concerning
the advantages offered, are cordially
invited to visit the school and obtain
an illustrated Catalogue. You can
enter at any time
WILLARD KIMBALL
DIRECTOR.
A G0LLE6E CALENDAR
will bo given to any person bringing five
now subscribers to the Nkduakkan
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calendar at University Uook Store.
Value, 81.25.
60 YEARS'
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