The Hesperian / (Lincoln, Neb.) 1885-1899, January 02, 1900, Page 8, Image 9
THE NEBRASKA-HESPERIAN N. m 'V ki SONG OP THE ELEVEN. Lino up, pass her back, keep the ends in check; When the umpire's back is turned slug 'em in the neck. Paste a fellow when he's down, grind him with your boot; Break his head if necessary ncoot, brothers, scoot. Tackle 'em below the knee, gouge 'em in the eye; Kick 'em in the abdomen and leave 'em there to die. Hoar your alma mater's voice rise above the din, "Anything to win, boys, anything to win!" Never mind a rib or two, smash a col larbone, Sweeter than the sweetest music is a dying groan. Mother sits up in the stand anxloiu lor her son; She won't recognize her baby after we have done. Slug him once again for luck, break his Grecian nose; Make him lose an ear or two, amputate his toes. Don't forget our motto, boys, do your level best; Now for God and country, boys, and well, you know the rest. Just another rally, boys; give it to 'em hot; Lay 'em out upon the sward Juct as soon as not. See. we're almost over now, yorder is the goal! Kill him if you must, and Lord have mercy on his soul. Ex. THE CIGARETTE FIEND. When do doctor sez I'm dyin' put a "root" between me lips, 'n I'll breade me life out peaceful 'twixt de blissful, kissful sips, 'n I'll draw de smoke down in me, t' de remnint uv me lungs, 'n in two hazy streamlets spurt it t'rough me nostrll-bungo. 'n w'en de gleamin' angels are chantin' overhe'd, De mournful, tuneful requirim fur ernudder fool det's dead, Lord, let me wait er little, w'ile de dear ole stump I kiss, Den put it in me coffin wid de skeling- ton of dis. 'n if, w'en I gits t' heaven, er "NO SMOKIN' " sign I see, I'll turn eround 'n come right out it ain't er place fur me. I dunt want ter be an angel; I'd rud der shovel coal, 'n sell me season ticket t' some "no to bacco" soul. Git er match frum ole Saint et del eighteen-karet gate, Scratch it on me glis'nln' robe uv w'ite, 'n go t' hell in state, Er smokin' uv a Nestor its gold tip between me lips 'n er winking et de devil 'twixt de blissful sips. Yes, I'll greet him quite Jacosoly, 'n civ him an inhale W'lch will almost make him tlnk dot he's Inside de heav'Hy pale. Wid dis favor ez er knockdown, I'M touch him fur ov spot Wore a man may smoke in quiet, u Jt ain't too hloom'ng hot. Johns Ilopkinn News-Letter. TWO HANDS. Last night I held her hand In mine. A hand so slender and divine, Endowed with all the graces, Tonight another hand I hold, A hand well worth It weight in gold; Just think of it four aees. Before Buying Note Books, Tablet's, Stationery, Etc. U. of N. Writing Paper, Envelopes to Ma tcli. Fine "Pennant" TT. nf N. Paner A New Thing, our "Flexible" Memo, and Cover Going like jn Boxes. hot cakes. SEE OUU LARGE, NEW STOCK AT THE CO-OP. 322 North Eleventh Street. 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