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THE NEBRASKA-HESPERIAN N.
SONG OP THE ELEVEN.
Lino up, pass her back, keep the ends
When the umpire's back is turned slug
'em in the neck.
Paste a fellow when he's down, grind
him with your boot;
Break his head if necessary ncoot,
Tackle 'em below the knee, gouge 'em
in the eye;
Kick 'em in the abdomen and leave 'em
there to die.
Hoar your alma mater's voice rise
above the din,
"Anything to win, boys, anything to
Never mind a rib or two, smash a col
larbone, Sweeter than the sweetest music is a
Mother sits up in the stand anxloiu lor
She won't recognize her baby after
we have done.
Slug him once again for luck, break
his Grecian nose;
Make him lose an ear or two, amputate
Don't forget our motto, boys, do your
Now for God and country, boys, and
well, you know the rest.
Just another rally, boys; give it to 'em
Lay 'em out upon the sward Juct as
soon as not.
See. we're almost over now, yorder is
Kill him if you must, and Lord have
mercy on his soul.
THE CIGARETTE FIEND.
When do doctor sez I'm dyin' put a
"root" between me lips,
'n I'll breade me life out peaceful
'twixt de blissful, kissful sips,
'n I'll draw de smoke down in me, t' de
remnint uv me lungs,
'n in two hazy streamlets spurt it
t'rough me nostrll-bungo.
'n w'en de gleamin' angels are chantin'
De mournful, tuneful requirim fur
ernudder fool det's dead,
Lord, let me wait er little, w'ile de dear
ole stump I kiss,
Den put it in me coffin wid de skeling-
ton of dis.
'n if, w'en I gits t' heaven, er "NO
SMOKIN' " sign I see,
I'll turn eround 'n come right out it
ain't er place fur me.
I dunt want ter be an angel; I'd rud
der shovel coal,
'n sell me season ticket t' some "no to
Git er match frum ole Saint et del
Scratch it on me glis'nln' robe uv w'ite,
'n go t' hell in state,
Er smokin' uv a Nestor its gold tip
between me lips
'n er winking et de devil 'twixt de
Yes, I'll greet him quite Jacosoly, 'n civ
him an inhale
W'lch will almost make him tlnk dot
he's Inside de heav'Hy pale.
Wid dis favor ez er knockdown, I'M
touch him fur ov spot
Wore a man may smoke in quiet, u Jt
ain't too hloom'ng hot.
Johns Ilopkinn News-Letter.
Last night I held her hand In mine.
A hand so slender and divine,
Endowed with all the graces,
Tonight another hand I hold,
A hand well worth It weight in gold;
Just think of it four aees.
Before Buying Note Books, Tablet's, Stationery, Etc.
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IT IS DANGEROUS TO NEGLECT A
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Students contemplating the study of
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WHAT IS LIFE?
A dainty kiss, a little hug
To the parson then skecdaddle;
For food and raiment then to tug,
Then o'er the Styx to paddle.
I once thought my love was a poem,
So one day I told her quite terse
How 1 thought on the subject. She
No, Charlie, to you I'm "a-versc."
Literary Aspirant "I can write any
thing." Editor "Then right about face."
Teacher "Willie, what is a rabbit?"
"Willie "An animal with four legs
and an anecdote."
Teacher "What do you mean by an
Willie "A short, funny tale."
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And all the stars were eako,
And school girls walked on every side,
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