The Hesperian / (Lincoln, Neb.) 1885-1899, January 02, 1900, Page 8, Image 8
IKroMl n HE NEBRASKA-HESPERIAN N. r r u.i 8 m w ej sV fet- & a 1 19 Km :H r,?l F' ! Hi pii h -j nr i ii 1 J' urn F 'i w &i w. 1" : SONG OP THE ELEVEN. Line up, pass her back, keep the cuds In check; When the umpire's back is turned slug 'em In the neck. Paste a fellow when he's down, grind him with your boot; Break h!s head If necessary ncoot, brothers, scoot Tackle 'om below the knee, gouge 'em in the eye; Kick 'om in the abdomen and leave 'em there to die. Hear your alma mater's voice rise above the din, "Anything to win, boys, anything to win!" Never mind a rib or two, smash a col larbone, Sweeter than the sweetest music is a dying groan. Mother sits up in the stand anxV.io ior her son; She won't recognize her baby after we have done. Slug him once again for luck, break his Grecian nose; Make him lose an ear or two, amputate his toes. Don't forget our motto, boys, do your level best; Now for God and country, boys, and well, you know the rest. Just another rally, boys; give it to 'em hot; Lay 'em out upon the sward jitft as soon as not. See, we're almost over now, yorder is the goal! Kill him if you must, and Lord have mercy on his soul. Ex. Before Buying Note Books, Tablet's, Stationery, Etc. aw otth T..nnK. NKW STOCK AT U. of N. THE CO-OP. 322 North Eleventh Street. Special Sale ou 5c Note Books and Tablets. A New Thing, our "Flexible" Memo, and Cover Going like hot cakes. Writing Paper, Envelopes to Match. Fine "Pennant" U. of N. Paper in.iBoxes. ROPER fi EOOMER, THE CIGARETTE FIEND. When de doctor sez I'm dyin' put a "root" between me lips, 'n I'll breade me life out peaceful 'twlxt de blissful, kissful sips, 'n I'll draw de smoke down In me, t' de remnint uv me lungs, 'n in two hazy streamlets spurt It t'rough me nostril-bungs. 'n w'en de gleamin' angels are chantin' overhe'd, De mournful, tuneful requirim fur ernudder fool det's dead, Lord, let me -wait er little, Vile de dear1 ole stump I kiss, Den put it in me coffin wid de skellng- ton of dis. 1 'n if, -w'en 1 gits t' heaven, er "NO SMOKIN' " sign I see, I'll turn eround 'n come right out It ain't er place fur me. 1 dunt -want ter be an angel; I'd rud der shovel coal, 'n sell me season ticket I' some "no to bacco" soul. Git er match frum ole Saint et dot' olguteen-karet gate, Scratch it on me gllB'nin' robe uv w'lto, 'n go t' hell in state, Er Bmolcin' uv a Nestor -lts gold tip 'between me lipB 'n or winking ot do devil 'twlxt de 'blissful slpB. Yes, I'll groot him quite ilacoao'ly, n giv'! him an Inhale W.uh will almost make him link dot he's hiHide do hoav'nly pale. Wid diB favor oz or knoukdown, I'll touoh him fur er spot Wore a inun muy smoke in quiet, n It ain't too blooming hot. Johns Hopkins ls'owB-Lottisr. The Music Reader, BY W. L. GILPIN. 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