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And once more the droning voice of the bench-worker may
be hoard on the campus.
If you are short and stout and plump, wear short skirts by
all means. Don't forgot to prance through the library; this
will cause the boys to rubber-neck.
If you are in Omaha and the prayer suits you, don't forget
to applaud. People may think you are under the influence of
the foaming Lager but that makes no difference.
Jocularius Soarson has shaved the whiskers from a 'stale,
unprofitable, and antiquated joke. As a result, 2x4 grins,
have several times rewarded his painstaking, care and discrim
ination. Cdmmencement draweth on apace and Pugh's visage is one
, vast, expansive grin. 0. 0. thinks of going on the Chicago
Board of Trade, lie will speculate exclusively in Theatre
Options.
In our last letter, we stated that a certain gentleman's
calves were all golf socks. We were mistaken. The person
in question uses cotton wadding. Wo are sorry; our life is
one, long scrimmage after truth.
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Several lofty themes are pigeon-holed for discussion in our
next letter. Among them are, Kuhlman's Theatre Box,
Tuckers Dog-trot, Eggo's Floral Contributions, etc. These
and other subjects, wo will Roast with Burning words.
The soldier and the orator are men akin. Like the Cuban
campaigner, a majority of the sixteen debaters wore in frantic
haste to tell. how it happened. After the smoke of the conflct
has cleared away, some jaws are still working. The time for
effective talking is past. Wa9te no golden moments in ruff
words. Besides it is very rude to cuss the judges.
So Long," Bix.
The senior class book has sold so rapidly that it has been
restricted to seniors.
Prof. F. M. Fling delivered a lecture before the Y. M. C. A.
at Omaha, Tuesday night.
Guy Talbot returned from Syracuse, Wednesday, where he
has been recuperating from his labors.
Miss Mary E. Woodford, '98, is teaching history and litera
ture in the high school at Ft. Collins, Colorado.
Mrs. F. M. Hall and Miss Theodora Auman represent the
University Y. W. C. A. in the International Convention now
in session at Cleveland.
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