m v THE HESPERIAN BIXBY'S RETREAT WHAT I AM TIIANKFUL FOU. In answer to a circular letter this department has received a number of very interesting and instructive discussions of the above proposition space forbids printing all; wo print a few; the others are sound enough to keep till next year: I'm thankful for my manly mien My stand in with the girls, I'm thankful for my talk machine And how my moustache curls; For these chief of a thousand things For which my thanks are due My heart for hallelujah sings Tours, handle me gently, Pug ii. Some may boast their long descent And some their fame or fortune, And so me their hope to reign above While their sins below are scorchin'; But I am Charlie Taylor's heir, I offer no excuse, I'm thankful for this blest estate Yours from the alcove Boose. tVm thankful I could not enlist To bask beneath Manila ferns My legs and arms and hair untwist And health is good as peace returns. I thank my thousand patron saints 'My life is spared, and that my smile A splendid, happy landscape paints Upon my featuros juvenile. And I aver no truer heart E'er beat than this big heart of mine; 1 tried to go, did my part, But they refused Geokqe W. Kline. I'm thankful I can walk along And hold her tiny hand; E'en raise in silence a grateful song Which she can understand. My heart-beats she can read so plain, Likewise each smile and look, Her sympathy dispels the "pain'.' Of loving Zeno Crook Students will do well to remember that Westerfield is yet in business, at his old stand, 117 North 13th. Latest styles in hair cut. Wo have tlio Up- to-dato styles in the best $3.00 & $3.50 SHOES in the world. WEBSTER & ROGERS, 1043 O Street LEAVE YOUR MEASURE for Tailor Made Clothing or Shirts at 1016 O Street Satisfaction guaranteed. Cloth ing pressed, cleaned and repaired. UNLAND & McCORKLE Prices from $15 lip. &&- w V&! J$S Telephone 313, tingles' Pharmacy COLLEGE men everywhere re Invited to send for the Wa.hburn Souvenir Cataloz It contain, nearly 3oo portrait, of artl.u and colleElan,, be.lde. ElvinC wWa .ccouX FIr.tlf 6 Cnt7,C',0nIof W'brn Instrument, and a complete II,? of net price. JSSSZSZ?" the wor,d over eU Wa9hburn-' ' '-' "X Lyon & Healy, Chicago. D m U U3 e3 u r HAGENOW'S Orchestra and Band CO ID C - IS) sz s 5 2 ZL 0 O . en tn 5) Any Number of Men. From Piano up to Full Orchestra furnished. SPECIAL RATES TO UNIVERSITY STUDENTS. OmcK Hodiih: 10 a. m. to 6 p. m. 137 N-. I3TH STREET, Oliver Theatre Building. envelopes: toimatch UNIVERSITY STATIONERY Besides nnr Rlfonnt Pmhnc.j "..:.. i -. Besides our Eleeant Embnsvpd rvimenn - .... lfrntr nnrin pimc IIIVII.,'" "7"', tl"m pcnnant s,a,,onery. we ave an immense stock of VERY CHEAP Slimr&miWm f VERY CHEAP ENVELOPES TO MATCH Wter -Ideal" A Fine Christmas Present. See our new line. Get one a trial. STUDENTS' CO-OPERAT.IVE BOOK CO., 225 North 1 UN St. (.1 glTBUH